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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Stabbed To Death By His Onlyfans Model Girlfriend In Miami (photos) by Greystone: 2:26am On Apr 08, 2022
Kandeed:
Highest she get 10-15years jail time and she out on to the next nigga...US is really a hell of a place to be, You can spend much time in a mall, open field or club house cuz ur nervous a crazy pissed mofo can just come firing some shots indescriminately at people, justice is slow and very biased, you can't even argue/challenge ur neighbour. Thank god I left to somewhere better

A real definition of shithole Trump said. F**ked up country
If she’s sentenced to 15 years in prison (assuming she’s even convicted), she will likely be released in 5 years on parole for “good behavior”. The US is one crazy place.

RIP man.
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Scared Of Approaching Female In The Armed Forces? by Greystone: 1:12pm On Apr 07, 2022
MIMU:
*Lower your gaze
*Accept things when needs to be accept reject as well
*Your humility and humour
* let your feminity flow
They won’t hear. Na only to dey form Mr Macho on top civilians dem sabi. They shud go and marry fellow military people and stop complaining.
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Scared Of Approaching Female In The Armed Forces? by Greystone: 9:01am On Apr 07, 2022
[quote author=QuinModah post=111579233][/quote]You have no idea how wicked most women in uniform can be. Many of them are also dating their Ogas.
Romance › Re: What Misconception Do People Have About You? by Greystone: 4:54pm On Apr 05, 2022
Veenbanks:
People tend to believe I am super rich, at times I begin to wonder what they are seeing that I am not seeing.
Almost everyone believes I’m a player and a womaniser.

I couldn’t believe my ears last Christmas wen my father pulled me aside and said I should better not to get any girl pregnant. Me wey dey practice abstinence oh. sad
Romance › Re: How Jada Reacted To Her 40th Birthday That Took Will Smith 3 Years To Plan by Greystone: 4:50pm On Apr 05, 2022
May God not allow us fall for someone who will ruin us in the future… sad
Romance › Re: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by Greystone:
LIVINGICON:
Why won't they be lonely? The relationship climate over there is quite different. And trust naija guyz na canadian babes or any other foreigner sure pass.
For me it makes no sense to escape Naija with all its negatives and still pursue a Naija babe in Canada.
Car Talk › Re: Is Buying A Car Really Worth It?? by Greystone: 10:22am On Apr 02, 2022
2braithe:
So I'm currently in 300 level with a plan to leave the country immediately after my NYSC.
Since I'm studying a 4 year course in a private uni,I have about 3 years more in this country.

I wish to get a car with a budget of 3.5 to 3.8 million naira.
Due to the 3 years duration coupled with police harassing young car owners.

Is a car really worth buying now or I should jejely wait till I move??

I need inputs please.
Don’t buy a car to impress anyone.
Unless you intend to use a car for Bolt or Uber or for hustling, a car is a liability.

Considering the fact that u only have 3 years before leaving the country, I suggest u get a small fuel efficient toyota corolla or honda civic which will not get you harassed by police and will be very easy to sell wen u want to leave the country.
Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Going Mad All In The Name Of Fashion by Greystone: 7:37am On Apr 02, 2022
PatrickOkunima:
Yesterday afternoon, right before my very eyes, a girl parked a Mercedes Jeep and she came down wearing a short top and pant. Not boxers o, pant.

Have you witnessed something like this before? The way our girls dress is a source of worry, and if nothing is done about it, in the next few years Nigerian girls will walk the streets completely naked.
And you couldn’t snap picture for us?

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Of 3years Got Another Woman Pregnant by Greystone: 10:29am On Mar 31, 2022
anoziechi:
I was dating this guy despite him not having money,despite his poor background and my sacrifice he got another girl pregnant cry cryMind you we have done introduction
I was at home yesterday evening a girl walked into our compound and said she was looking for my fiance...I asked her if there is any problem she said no...after much persuasion she opened up that she is pregnant for him..I called him to come that someone wants to see him...oga no gree come...till 9pm...later he started apologizing and I told him before the incident that my deal breaker in any relationship is cheating...he has being begging me since.the girl in question said she wants to remove it..I advice her not to remove it..I collected her number,I called her in the morning to come so that she will meet him before he goes out.she came and he got angry and told the girl to leave his house,I told him to calm down let's settle it amicably he sent her out.I told him am leaving him too..he locked me inside and took my phone after some minutes later,he came back and said we need to talk...he started apologizing again,I told him no problem..I left yesterday And I blocked him..am so broken someone that I thought was different...I'm so broken..am not in my right frame of mind..sorry for the typo error..
Sorry for what you’re going thru.

I pray you heal from this and find who you deserve.
Romance › Re: Can Someone Driving A Lexus Be Living In This Kind Of Place(pics) by Greystone:
Babaebe:
So i saw a post on frontpage this morning about boyfriend/girlfriend issue here https://www.nairaland.com/7055144/today-very-strict-girlfriend-she, something struck me in the post the guy mentioned his "lexus" in a way that sounds odd. when i saw lexus i started feeling depressed that see someone driving lexus and am here doing hide and seek with my landlord.

something just told me to check his profile, only to see his topic about killing a snake and about to eat it that got me confused.

Abeg no be say i be enemy of progress ooo but abeg country hard and people like us dey struggle so abeg dont come and be lying to us here because e fit cause depression to some of us abeg!!!

see his house
TBH, it’s very possible to own an expensive car and be church-rat broke.

Maybe the person took out a loan to buy the car or was lucky to get the car at a give-away price from a desperate seller.

I know someone who got a large amount of money from politics around 2019 and among other things went and bought one benz suv (jeep).
His Oga lost the elections and some months later, Baba sold a nearly N10m benz jeep for less than N2m. It was so bad that he didn’t collect the money directly but gave the buyer his childrens’ school account number to pay their fees to prevent his kids from being thrown out of school.

Another person I know owns a Range Rover Sport but always runs from friend to friend to relative taxing everyone for fuel money. De guy no dey ever get up to 20k for him account but the babes that chase him all think he’s rich.

Having an expensive car is not a measure of wealth.

***More importantly, you shouldn’t get depressed when you see someone cruising a Lexus Jeep
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Caught People Having Sex by Greystone:
It happened to me in my 100level in the university .
I was still a virgin at 20years.
I went to the male hostel of the teaching hospital to check on my elder brother that evening but he wasn’t in. It was around 8:30pm or so. He had probably gone to read in their lecture hall.
That time there were no mobile phones or gsm networks. This was either 2000 or 2001.
So on my way out of the hostel I was passing one of the rooms but the door was like half open.
I Heard some moans and sounds from the room and turned to look and what I saw made me stop immediately.
One of my elder brother’s classmate was a Lebanese guy like that. He was on top of his naija gf, seriously pounding her in the missionary position. The girl na naija girl and she was facing the door. Light was on and everything. After a few seconds she saw me and didn’t say anything but started smiling at me mischievously as the guy continued knacking. He never saw me.
It was the first time I was seeing people fvc.king in real life and I was frozen for a few minutes. Na so dis babe continue to look me dey smile. The babe fine with big pointy boobs and nice ass.
I managed to pull myself away after some minutes not because I was tired of seeing what I was seeing but I didn’t want to be caught by the guy or someone walking down the hall.
So I went round to the window and watched a bit more of the live action show before finally leaving.
Romance › Re: If You Had To Marry Your Partner Where You First Met, Where Would It Be? by Greystone: 9:23pm On Mar 25, 2022
After scoping my fine dp and pics, She slid into my Facebook with a “Hello” cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys Losing Interest In Settling Down? by Greystone: 9:26am On Mar 25, 2022
Animegirl:
Because they're lazy, don't want more responsibilities.
They are coming for you cheesy
Properties › Re: What Type Of House Can ₦400k Savings Per Month Build? by Greystone: 9:24am On Mar 25, 2022
Freestainworld:
Build 3 storey building for rental first, park in into one of the flats while leasing the remaining flats out, then gradually plan properly on how to build private house later.
Good advice
Romance › Re: How I See Fine Guys Without Money. by Greystone: 5:03pm On Mar 24, 2022
Animegirl:
cheesy
cheesy

Better to be fine and broke than to be broke and ugly tongue
Foreign Affairs › Re: Anatoly Chubais Resigns And Flees Russia by Greystone: 8:07pm On Mar 23, 2022
He should have done Ukraine a huge favor by first assassinating Putin sad
Fashion › Re: Tall Guys' Fashion Issues In Nigeria by Greystone: 5:02pm On Mar 19, 2022
At 6ft 2 inches with a slim build, my biggest problem is finding the right sizes of formal shirts and chinos.
TV/Movies › Re: I Just Downgraded My Dstv After Feeling Cheated by Greystone: 11:10pm On Mar 18, 2022
Since my dstv expired I haven’t bothered renewing it.
Thank God for Netflix N2,900 monthly subscription and yts for all the movies and series I’ll ever need
Family › Re: How Did You Tell Your Parents You Want To Marry? And What Was Their Reaction? by Greystone: 9:21pm On Mar 17, 2022
My parents don’t like my gf. I no send.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Considering Messi Link Up At PSG If Man Utd Don't Qualify For The UCL by Greystone: 3:17pm On Mar 08, 2022
Athemisia:
Increase which salary?? At his age he is still paid £480k per week and yet you want an increase for what?
You spoke my mind bros.

Does he need a weekly salary of £1m to perform?
Autos › Re: 2007 Honda Civic For Sale by Greystone: 4:50pm On Mar 07, 2022
Car Talk › Re: Which Car Can I Buy For 3.5m by Greystone: 5:44pm On Mar 03, 2022
EwuGambia:
This one.. undecided
Baba… he said his budget is N3.5m not N35m cheesy
Politics › Re: #fuelscarcity: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area by Greystone: 5:30pm On Mar 02, 2022
I just filled my tank @243 per litre
Politics › Re: Nigerian Volunteer ‘fighters’ Besiege Ukraine Embassy by Greystone: 8:48am On Mar 02, 2022
Rat wey run from bush enter fire no wetin pursue am…
Celebrities › Re: She’s An Evil Woman–Georgina Rodriguez Uncle Slams Her For Forgetting Her Family by Greystone: 1:34am On Mar 02, 2022
I’m not her fan but there are two sides to every story.
Romance › Re: She Kissed Me And Walked Away by Greystone: 10:26am On Feb 25, 2022
Animegirl:
huh Nigeria men are so complicated. If you meet hardened ladies now, you men! Would still insult them. Girl was just being flirty, she isn't cheap.

OP Dear, nothing bad. She likes you. Don't take the advice of Redpillers and frustrated men here, many wish to be in your shoes but their ugly faces and stinking attitude towards ladies both offline and online won't let them get an hand-shake from a Lady grin.

But if you don't like it, talk to her, Is your choice.
Exactly.
Celebrities › Re: Da Brat Marries Her Fiancée Jesseca Dupart by Greystone: 3:25pm On Feb 24, 2022
Beremx:
My question about this marriage is that will they never have sex again? I have lost my respect for D-Brat sha. What an insult to the black race
They use dildos oh… when there is an endless supply of countless varieties of preek everywhere
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Greystone: 1:23pm On Feb 23, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other.. grin
Stubborn ghel grin
Romance › Re: Can Nigerian Girls Stop Showing Us Their Nudity Please? by Greystone: 1:02pm On Feb 23, 2022
Oloshos in disguise

I come in Peace
Romance › Re: Whats The Most Silly Reason Someone Refused To Date You. by Greystone: 7:19pm On Feb 07, 2022
ReddishTv:
huhhuh
My friend told me years ago that if I had toasted her wen we wer undergraduates, she wud hav turned me down because she thinks I’m “too fine“ and wudnt want to be fighting with babes over me.

I was like ….ehnnn? Me wey just dey average looking cheesy

Another one turned me down because I didn’t have immediate plans of relocating abroad. (That one later married and now lives in the US)

The last one said no because she said she heard that men from my village their penis is too big

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