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Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do You Throw Dirt Through The Car Window by groovie(m): 5:52pm On May 22, 2013
Okija juju: Well, if there is, I dont know any!

In port harcourt, I cant name any.
In Anambra State, NONE!
In Imo State, the only thing they recycle there is beer to water. grin
In Bayelsa, None.

Okay! Its alriight!
African circle, Lagos. i know that one
CrimeRe: Human Parts Dealers Arrested In Lagos by groovie(m): 1:56am On May 22, 2013
pagan 9ja i hope say all this na just sacarsm cos i dey laff here o!
CrimeRe: 2 Arik Staff Caught With Cocaine In London by groovie(m): 1:33am On May 22, 2013
gerald09: All of u dat is judging dis people dey craze, if they had succeeded now na the same people go follow the hail dem. U dey talk nw cos dem neva catch U yet or u no get liver to make money. That's y una go dey US or UK either cleaning after some old white f*uck or u be door man for TESCO or WALMART. To does Arik guys they caught, I HAIL THEE! I HAIL ALL HUSTLERs regardless ur Hustle.
this person got 8 likes?
Car TalkRe: New Frsc Driver's License by groovie(m): 5:55pm On May 21, 2013
Kinikini: Folks, It just does not speak good about FRSC as a progressive parastatal in this age. There are backlog in most states of the SW but I don't know about states outside SW. Imagine the driver's license is valid for 3 yrs and it has taken some people over a year still without getting the chance to take the computer data picture talkless of getting the license.
How would people not patronise quacks. Has FRSC set up the new driver's license to fail like the previous ones and to enrich the fakers?
the major problem of the new drivers licence stems from the states bir and vio
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Do Mosquitoes Buzz In Our Ears? by groovie(m): 3:56pm On May 18, 2013
u give out CO2 hence they disturb u.
EducationRe: Nddc International Scholarship Aptitude Test by groovie(m): 7:34pm On May 08, 2013
examexpert: My Brother, Take it easy... It is well.
Thanks bro, man must run this msc one way or the other.
EducationRe: Nddc International Scholarship Aptitude Test by groovie(m):
examexpert: Hey GUYS, Our forum is now back. we can now re-post and reply people's question. Please how did your own interview go?
Okay everyone lemme say this right here, if u know u have MANAGEMENT attached to the course ur going in for, the panel will walk u out immediately. i think they started that this week. for example i am going in for environmental mgmt which is a pure science course and which should also be on the front burner in the niger delta, they simply told me they cannot sponsor a mgmt course. isnt that annoying? doing environmental sciences at msc. level is a waste of time except for those going into academics, and most schls in the uk offer environmental mgmt instead of environmental sciences.
so watever ur doin, make sure mgmt is out of it.
i felt like strangling the grey bearded man that was interviewing me but i leave am cos im be wazup man, lol.
best of luck to all those that are still waiting.
cheers.
PoliticsRe: Infrastructure Bank To Fund N400bn Lagos Rail Project by groovie(m): 10:29pm On May 02, 2013
seriously im very sure that engineers projection is crap,they will not meet up. lol, railway na toy? this is april o! and ive seen that project it still has a long way to go.

now for the guy that posted shitt about NRC its all fuucked up lies. i board d train regularly, so i know wat am saying. there is no fuuucking rehabilitation going on. they just bought sets of 1970 engines and are repainting old coaches. these guys must make over 5 million everyday cos all train schedules are always completely filled but there is nothing to show for it.am very sure that after NNPC NRC will rank as the most corrupt govt parastatal, even before PHCN sef. Let the govt stop these lies, cos we see these things and we know reality
PoliticsRe: 10,000MW Not Realisable By December - Nebo by groovie(m): 10:09am On May 02, 2013
Prof Corruption: You dey mind them? They would rather market lies than reality. Where is the electricity improvement now? What they called improvement was a seasonal rise in water level. It happens every year.
My man i know you have been educated times without number on this forum that the bulk of electricity in nigeria is gas generated no?
EducationRe: Nddc International Scholarship Aptitude Test by groovie(m): 9:58am On May 02, 2013
akinwole21: Pls I need help regarding materials to bring for the interview. My text msg stopped at passport photographs. I'm from Ondo state nd I scored 34, interview date is 13th May, applying for phd.
letter of recommendation and LG cert, with all other relevant credentials
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDDC Calls For Msc/phd Scholarship Inteview by groovie(m): 9:36am On May 02, 2013
Carsonv: cry cry cry I left my recommendation letter and LG ID and traveled all the way to Port Harcourt. Today is my interview by 9am. Can I reschedule myself and go the next? Can't believe this is happening...
eya, sorry bro, u should have had ur documents scanned and sent to ur mail in case of such eventuality. maybe someone at home could do that for you?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recruitment Into Nigeria Army by groovie(m):
Obinoscopy: Okay, thanks for providing the full details of your source. The website and the numbers has been unhidden for now. But I'm yet to verify the source. Will recommend this for frontpage once I confirm ur source. I hereby call out on all NLers to help verify the source as provided by OP.

Thanks once more Kingsley for this advert. We need more of this. Sorry for our suspicion, its due to the experiences we've had in the past.

Kind regards.
yep, ive seen it, www.narecruitment.org its their recruitment portal, sorry mr kingsley, forgive our paranoia, pls dont hesitate to post any other ads here.
thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recruitment Into Nigeria Army by groovie(m): 12:52am On May 02, 2013
Obinoscopy: Okay, thanks for providing the full details of your source. The website and the numbers has been unhidden for now. But I'm yet to verify the source. Will recommend this for frontpage once I confirm ur source. I hereby call out on all NLers to help verify the source as provided by OP.

Thanks once more Kingsley for this advert. We need more of this. Sorry for our suspicion, its due to the experiences we've had in the past.

Kind regards.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDDC Calls For Msc/phd Scholarship Inteview by groovie(m): 11:59am On May 01, 2013
Carsonv: a friend of mine scored 32 and wasnt invited. another scored 28 and wasnt invited. another scored 29 but has a 2nd class upper certificate and was invited. i wanna confirm if those invited were all 2nd class upper graduates. then my hunch that they invited based on your first degree and test score would be validated.
Nope. i had 32, 2.2 first degree and ive been invited
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recruitment Into Nigeria Army by groovie(m): 11:50am On May 01, 2013
Obinoscopy u still dey ask dis guy kwesion? person wey u suppose bundle comot for here?
when did d nigerian army begin to use d .org domain?
Blawdy cheat! God go catch u veery soon!
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Bus Production Plant In Epe. by groovie(m): 10:59pm On Apr 30, 2013
eko ilee: unfortunately for you, that's a lie because the man complained about lack of patronage by folks in his own community. How many of your leaders are driving his cars? How many of your state government car fleets are his products, how many of your celebrities are driving his products...?

Obviously, you people must be tribalising against yourselves so look in the mirror before accusing other people...


Please save that BS...
na wa 4 u o chairman, innonson makes mostly buses. do you expect his leaders to drive buses around town? like he said, get ur facts right, u need to see how many ivm buses eastern transporters have in their fleet. Innonson is gradually taking over in the southeast.
HealthRe: Why Bowel Movement Is Very Important. by groovie(m): 12:03pm On Apr 29, 2013
donem: I wont rob this thread of its credit, cos its kinda educating thumbs up for the positives in this writeup. But Op be careful how you defame a company's brand cos you could be sued "if you are still eating MAGGI cubes you are killing your family slowly" if i might ask could you critically outline your basis for saying consuming maggi is tantamount to suicide?
i think she meant to say too much seasoning. u know say na maggi we dey call all seasoning for here na
HealthRe: Why Bowel Movement Is Very Important. by groovie(m): 12:01pm On Apr 29, 2013
Sike: So, na to dey shhhit dey Go na im remain now? Even if na Garri i soak drink?? I see!!!
LOL!
CareerRe: Diamond Bank Or University Of South Florida by groovie(m): 11:50am On Apr 29, 2013
Bro in my opinion, you found the perfect place to start your career, dont throw it away.if it was any other place that wasnt related to your discipline i'd have said u go for Msc, but this? diamond bank is jackpot for you right now. forget all the talk about retrenchment cos when you go in there you must be determined to take them by the scruff of the neck. plus they pay well, so after a while you can go for msc in a good naija uni, while you are still working and add maybe a few online professional courses. by then you are superman in your field and no employer would push you around. remember say you don dey old o! no more time to waste.
wish you the best bro.

i hope i would get such opportunities soon
BusinessRe: Step By Step Guide On How To Register A Business Name With CAC.. DIY by groovie(m): 3:23pm On Apr 27, 2013
Hi, does anyone know how i can get a VAT certificate?
thanks in advance for your response(s)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Health, Safety And Environment Vacancies! by groovie(m): 3:09pm On Apr 27, 2013
anticent: You'll probably find this position mostly in oil and gas.I suggest you register for job alert on www.rigzone.com they currently have lots of HSE positions across Africa.
rigzone is for highly qualified professionals i think. I submitted my C.V. there i was contacted but have not been called probably cos of my lack of work experience.

I dont know why its so hard to get an HSE job in naija. ive seen really few vacancies for entry level HSE officers. I might be wrong though maybe am not well informed, but i really must pursue a career in this field.
Technology MarketRe: Solar Floodlight With Motion Sensor @N15,000 by groovie(m): 3:40pm On Apr 26, 2013
do you have any one without the sensor that can be operated manually?
CrimeRe: Lagos Police Smash Kidnap Syndicate And Arrest 6 by groovie(m): 11:00am On Apr 26, 2013
[quote author=mc~evans]Where is Dayokanu and Bluetooth? Can someone please wake them up? Food Is Ready Ooo[/quote]hehe, craze man
ComputersRe: Funny Nigeria Keywords On Google Search by groovie(m): 10:28pm On Apr 25, 2013
JIM IYKE! jim iyke is a CRIMINAL
looooool!
hehehehe!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by groovie(m): 5:48pm On Apr 25, 2013
lafflaff123: Weak guy. Na Snakethem see for una room na you dey shout as if you Shine Mercy Johnson Congo.
Wetin you expect from orientationcamp wey dey bush?i wonder if you come see KPUKPURU BIRD wey them say na WINCH wetin you go do?
When i even see the picture of the small snake i just say this guy FALL MY HAND. Abi you be Aje Butter wey any small thing go cry MUMMY MUMMY?which school you go sef?Convenant?Igbinidion?Redeemer?Babcock?i know say na one of this AJE school you attend thats why you weak like moin moin and see your fellow weak people dey thank God for you lol,for small snake matter and oneeven say na Cobra lol.
If you go school wey them dey doSHOT PUT as toilet inside bush you go know say when you bend down dey poo you go dey see snake around and wetin u go do as you dey KAKA na just to carry stone throw for the snake direction and continue your kaka. So if you dey KAKA come see snake nko?weak guy you fall yourhand.


i laffed so hard at this one, and i keep laffing at it every day
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander With Kwam1, Foluke-Daramola, Shan-George & Emeka-Ike by groovie(m): 11:02am On Apr 24, 2013
nikkypearl: @op..U so cute!wowwww shocked wat a sexy lips u gat!grin
hehehehe lawd have mercy!
CelebritiesRe: Is Fatima Zohar-Godabari The Most-Beautiful Woman In The World? by groovie(m): 9:57am On Apr 24, 2013
Amelian: I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL. cheesy with less makeup!
yeeahhh, this is good, this is reaallly good...
PoliticsRe: We Paid N250,000 Each For Government Jobs – Victims by groovie(m): 9:50am On Apr 24, 2013
Sean Dada: The recent NIMC CBT exam without scores displayed should be investigated. Yet sms was sent 2 people who have 'oga @ d top' Why not release exam scores immediately afta dat exam? I personally did dat exam very well 4rm d maths, current affairs, etc. Prince Uche Secondus shud be thoroughly investigated. Because i personally know how portharcourt people get what they want, if they need it.

9ja i hail 0oOo0oOo...?
LOL no be small thing oooo!
BusinessRe: Step By Step Guide On How To Register A Business Name With CAC.. DIY by groovie(m): 7:26am On Apr 24, 2013
thanks man!
EducationRe: Babcock University Increases School Fees, Now Up To N3million by groovie(m): 11:09am On Apr 22, 2013
The Writer: All these guys spewing "ranking", I wonder the basis for that ranking. In which an institution with a 4x4, 12-man room is ranked above one with a 15x15 2-man room. Or one with decaying classrooms is ranked above one with well-functioning and adequately-equipped classrooms.

Let's not talk of cultism.
my guy before i left unaab 2 yrs ago, we were receiving quality lectures from quality lecturers in a fully airconditioned lecture room and a very good public address system plus a fuckingg projector!

P.S. i was paying 12k at that time and i graduated when i was supposed to (less strikes)

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