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RomanceRe: Is It Normal For A Male Virgin To Have Wet Dreams? by groovie(m): 10:03am On Apr 22, 2013
andyanders: This is complete demonic/spiritual problem. It is not normal hence you needed deliverance as a way out of this, if not, you gonna have a problem in future.
so you never had a wet dream eh? if u have then u need deliverance, if u have not u still need deliverance. so u dont know that some people dont have sexx in their dreams but still expel sperm? its a natural occurrence man and the OP didnt mention that it is frequent.

i think obinoscopy answered the question well jare
FashionRe: Mercy Aigbe's Sparkly AMMA Outfit by groovie(m): 12:26pm On Apr 21, 2013
She resemble winchhh with her make-up. abi is she acting a whinchy role at AMAA?
Foreign AffairsRe: Boston Bombing Culprits Found (PHOTOS) - Photos Now Known As Inaccurate by groovie(m): 8:54pm On Apr 17, 2013
Tolexander: If the suspect is a a muslim from islamic nation, the incidence will be termed terrorist attack.
Maniac for sure if the suspect is an american.

I remember the independent day bombing.
GEJ told us to continue to pray for those behind it to confess!
#am fainting#
did he really say that?
Foreign AffairsRe: Letter With Poisonous Ricin Sent To Obama by groovie(m): 8:39pm On Apr 17, 2013
Btruth: God will see this man through IJN. cry
he doesnt believe in jesus, save ur prayers for president jonathan
Foreign AffairsRe: Letter With Poisonous Ricin Sent To Obama by groovie(m): 8:38pm On Apr 17, 2013
Btruth: God will see this man through IJN. cry
CelebritiesRe: Triplets Wed Same Day In Lagos (Picture) by groovie(m): 3:11pm On Apr 15, 2013
Mad Cow: This is what we Ndi Igbos will refer to as Wholesale.. grin

lol, u be craze man
CelebritiesRe: Triplets Wed Same Day In Lagos (Picture) by groovie(m): 3:10pm On Apr 15, 2013
ItsModella: The bride on the left should smile for Jesus na. Why are they all having a strong face? undecided undecided

bride on the right could have worn a push up bra though.
hehehehehe! may God have mercy on u.
SportsRe: Nigerian MMA Fighter Dies After Fight in Michigan by groovie(m): 7:01pm On Apr 11, 2013
van damme did it and he had a permanent swelling in the forehead and a reoccuring concussion.very dangerous sport.
RIP man
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria Is Among Science-Lagging Developing Countries by groovie(m): 12:35am On Apr 11, 2013
Rossikk: You need to use your brain and be less agreeable to just anybody's claims on the internet.

Let me give you an example:

Nigeria manufactures cars, buses, trucks, suvs (Innoson). Manufactures complete motorcycles, including principal component parts and engines (Qinggi). Manufactures computers, tablets and accessories (Zinox). Today the world's first and only black built satellite, NigerSat 2 sits in outer space, an achievement of Nigerian scientists. The Nigerian Navy now builds seaworthy vessels from scratch, with 100% local input, like NNS Andoni, a 31m Seaward Defence Boat. The Nigerian Defence Industries builds mortars and RPG launchers, armoured personnel carriers, and manufactures their own bullet proof vests. Nigeria has three functional nuclear reactors. Nigeria manufactures and fabricates aluminium. Manufactures chemicals, including agro-chemicals. Manufactures paint. Manufactures drugs for the pharmaceutical industry. Nigeria processes solid minerals like Calcium Carbonate, Dolomite, and Limestone. I could go on and on and on..

Now, there are many countries that are NOT on that list of ''those lagging behind'', who cannot boast of 1/5 of the achievements I've just outlined.

WHY THEN SHOULD WE ACCEPT THE LIST?

When even YOU don't know what is produced in Nigeria, how will some foreign group not wake up and include Nigeria on any stupid list? They know you don't read or research. That's what gives them the audacity.

I mean, just because CNN and co choose to IGNORE all scientific strides made in Nigeria (afterall is Boko Haram not the only worthy news item?) does not mean WE in Nigeria will pretend we are standing still.
My brother all this things u listed cannot be classified as scientific development, scientific development MUST always start from the foundation which is our schools. How can u explain a student of cell biology who will never view a cell with an electron microscope? or an electronic engineering student that will never connect put a simple on board circutory together, the list is endless. That my friend is the foundation of scientific development not all these industries most of which are owned by foreign investors and run by foreign hands
FoodRe: What Is Your Favourite Alcoholic & Non Alcoholic Beverage? by groovie(m): 1:41pm On Apr 10, 2013
It has to be coffeee
RomanceRe: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by groovie(m): 12:42pm On Apr 10, 2013
Keensi: False! I can't find any lie i've told on d list
lol, u are advanced then, on a higher strata.
HealthRe: 40 Amazing Facts About The Human Body by groovie(m): 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2013
Coldfeet: Number 26 so true!! And number 13 why do men have more blood than women? Despite all the things woman do with blood? Na wa o!
Which things una dey do with blood?
NYSCRe: Why Do Male Corpers Like Sleeping With Their Female Students? by groovie(m): 12:32pm On Apr 08, 2013
sleekch1c: @op,no problems.....have fun but be rest assured you will meet your waterloo soon. And no,your children wnt pay because at d rate you re going,you wnt live long enough to have them. It is ppl like you that molest babies. You have been curse with that 3-inch pinky sized penis of urs and I hope that when u are eventually caught, it is finally parted from you. Die screaming you accursed pervert! angry
hahahahaha!! u wan kill person o!
PoliticsRe: 110 Die In Accidents On Benin-Lagos & Onitsha-Owerri Expressways by groovie(m): 7:24pm On Apr 06, 2013
THE ROADS THESE ACCIDENTS OCCURED ON ARE NOT BAD! ahn ahn, @ least i was on those roads more than thrice early this week & on thursday to. problem is most drivers and passengers too need to be educated about roadsafety, for instance u shld not share d front seat wit the driver if u know u re goin to be sleepin thru out d trip. dats just an example.thank God for granting me journey mercies.
RIP to the dead. its so painful.
SportsRe: Taribo Was 40 While Claiming 28 – Former Partizan President by groovie(m): 10:23am On Apr 04, 2013
MUSIWA! wat is it wit u & eba na?
SportsRe: Taribo Was 40 While Claiming 28 – Former Partizan President by groovie(m): 10:22am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]I loved Taribo as a defender!! That guy sensational in the Super Eagles backline until that career ending dribble by Ebbe Sand of Denmark at the 98 World Cup, where we lost 4 - 1 to Denmark.[/quote]hahahahaha, that thing pain me die dat day o! chai, sent taribo sprawling
PoliticsRe: MEND Threatens To Commence Attacks From Friday by groovie(m): 9:56am On Apr 04, 2013
Olaolufred: THE ZOOLOGIST AT THE TOP CAN'T MANAGE THE LIONS AN TIGERS.
EVEN THE SNAILS SEEMS TO BE A BIG ISSUE FOR HIM.
THIS RETARDEENIC NATURE IS ABYSMALLY UNFORTUNATE.
THE ZOOLOGIST FROM THE CREEK IS A CURSE TO THE ZOO.
POEM COMPOSED IN HONOUR OF THE ZOOLOGIST.
Use ur time for productive things bro
Foreign AffairsRe: David Cameron Standing In A Public Train (Pictures) - Humility? by groovie(m): 2:10pm On Apr 02, 2013
Yeah, hes on the train and 50% of the passengers are MI6
PoliticsRe: Buhari - No Difference Between Boko Haram And Niger Delta Militants by groovie(m): 11:31am On Apr 02, 2013
@bluetooth my guy, ur hatred for the president has beclouded ur analysis.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Beware Of No.9 Oremeji Street, Isolo, Lagos. by groovie(m): 7:47pm On Mar 27, 2013
maclatunji: Watchout for Primesavic on Awolowo road, Ikeja too.
those motherfuckerrrs. Argh, dunno how i even had anything to do with them in the first place
PoliticsRe: Massive Construction Going On In Ogun State (Pictures) by groovie(m): 10:19am On Mar 27, 2013
Geomac: I think you are right. I visited a friend in Lagos last weekend, we drove to his new project site in Ijoko. The road from Sago - Ijoko - Agbado was horrible. Anybody in that axis can confirm.
That road is a complete write off. I wonder what massive construction is going on.Cos ive been to abeokuta recently and all i saw was a bridge that has little or no importance
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Got Tis Message Now by groovie(m): 6:11am On Mar 26, 2013
That is HSA. Dont bother except you are really into marketing drugs & all what not.
EducationRe: Nddc International Scholarship Aptitude Test by groovie(m): 6:50pm On Mar 25, 2013
net2224: Hi Sub5, i received the same message and later this afternoon around 2pm they sent another one asking to dismiss the earlier sms. whats going on please?
same here. They should help us with right info cos if the test is for 27th then i have to leave lagos tommorrow.

Pls Can anyone help with the past questions for last yr or was it CBT too?
CelebritiesRe: Tuface, Sound Sultan & Guests Dressed For The Wedding by groovie(m): 4:44pm On Mar 23, 2013
come, make any of una nor try carry take away from there come naija o! nor try am @ all, especially the ladies. nor be naija weddin wey una go hoard food wey una go carry go house when guests neva drink water sef.
SportsRe: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by groovie(m): 1:17am On Mar 22, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]If anything, it seems like a communication gap. As we are hosting them, it's our fault. I don't know why they were trying to book the training pitch at National Stadium last minute. These are things that should be done weeks to months in advance. If Kenya wasn't communicating or cooperating with NFF, then cancel or postpone the match. Better a cancelled/postponed match than Kenya vs Nigeria because of the conditions of a school ground.[/size]
U should have seen for urself wat the NFF had to say about this on the other thread. Kenyan FA tried to push NFF to their limits
PoliticsRe: U.S. Excludes Nigeria From Africa’s Democracy Summit by groovie(m): 10:08am On Mar 20, 2013
Nigeria is not in the summit so what? what has Nigeria got to loose? and the U.S. will continue to receive barrels of oil from Nigeria everyday.
Hypocrites
PoliticsRe: U.S. Excludes Nigeria From Africa’s Democracy Summit by groovie(m): 9:31am On Mar 20, 2013
Eko Ile: In plain English, Nigeria is no longer African Leader, not even West African leaders..


Back to Pariah nation category last witnessed during Abacha regime.


Thanks to Jonathan Odechukwu, Oponushilewo El Retardeen Scumbag Dullard.
Keep showing the world ur stupidity.
PoliticsRe: Boat With 166 People On-Board Sinks At Oron In Cross River by groovie(m): 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2013
Ahhhhhhh!! WTF happened to life jackets?
RIP
FamilyRe: Man Bashes Wife For Refusing To Teach Him How To Use Facebook by groovie(m): 10:22pm On Mar 19, 2013
f diva: If not for one thing, I won't get married. Men behaves like castrated beast these days.
Lol, pray tell me what is that one thing?
PoliticsRe: "Boko-Haram Sect Are Resilient Warriors" - JTF Personnel by groovie(m): 5:46pm On Mar 19, 2013
hotwax: The only reason they are warriors is because Chief Retardeen officer GEJ is dining with their sponsors the Hausa elites and PDP. Where will Almanjiri get AK47?
Do you know how much AK47 cost ?

If I have financial support, I can assemble Atomic bomb too.

Stop giving us poo.

Government officials, Norther elite supports them. Fighting boko-haram is like fighting Hausa race.
O boy check again. right now in somalia, libya and some central african countries, u could exchang an AK47 for a chicken or a bag of rice.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Real Life Sign-posts And Notices by groovie(m): 5:23pm On Mar 18, 2013
Assaulted meat? hahaha!
Sony ereecttion? o boi, una wan wound me o

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