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4teelaw: Bros, u obviously sound like you dont have any idea about Animal Behaviour.

Male Lions do not hunt (except when hungry, and the female lion has not brought food). u will pass in front of a well fed lion and he will give you a casual glance and continue picking his bones. The female lion...now that is who you should be afraid of. She is a born hunter, he job is to hunt and feed her cubs as well as the male lion. So any living flesh and blood will be hunted and stored.

And I write as a trained Zoologist

yeah ur right, but u forgot to add dat wat a male lion does is to defend its territory from any intruder, even old friends can become intruders, and its an innate behaviour for a lion be it male or female to tear apart anything it considers food or harm

lol @ npf swinging into action like monkeys

Billyonaire: @OP, I am a problem solver. Simply go to a dental clinic and schedule and appointment for 2 persons for teeth-bleaching and mouthwash. Then tell your lady that you have an appointment with the dentist, that it is necessary that she comes and be by your side while your teeth is bleached due to redwine you have been drinking, believe me, ladies love awoof, she will fall for it and say she must bleach hers too. Gbam! You got her. At the clinic, inform the dentist in confidence to conduct thorough mouthwash on her and also give her the prepaid brochure on the maintenance of the tooth and brushing methodologies. Thank me later.

cant do this to one random gal i just met. ahn ahn, becos i wan tell am say she get mouth odour then i go carry am go dentist? am i her FATHER?
this method will work if i want somethin serious with the gal.

deviduff: What kinda question is that? U see fire u de ask weda e hot.

hehehehehe! dem wan make d fire burn dem 1st

happy birthday nairaland, my no.1 comic relief.

kamdyjenny: Wow so lovely...God plz bless me wit such body type nd shape

sori, too late, except u wan go back heaven go ask God for change of shape

i used to enjoy the nairaland front page.... not anymore

Steven Jay01: na dem sabi jare!by nau I tink d region shud av been extinct by nau by d numerous bombings!wu cares if an atomic bomb is detonated***Region of Morons***i lost my sympathy 4 d fools wen I ran to d airport wit my boxers durin last electn crises @ kano

hahahahahaha!!! sorry bro, e no easy, lol

NEENA ADJEI!!

Lovetinz: I have never been an advocate of the Missionary Position.
If they have adopted the 'Doggy',
The woman would have been, on her marks, and the man will have been dinner.

huh? u meant both of them would have been on their marks.

femolahlah: so you are one of the people steeling from DSTV, this is not too good. how will you feel if you own a coy and some people are trying to run it down ? atleast for the sake of families that feeds from there please lets fear God, subscription is by choice not a force. if you can not afford to subscribe then dont steel, local channels are there.

bro am sure uve not heard about free to air satellite tv channels. i think dats wat he is talking about

chiover: Good thinking,good product. Shing cging hung, shing hum hong

lol, its yoshina yo kangi

[quote author=Okija_juju]Na today people start to commit suicide for area?! ABEGI!!




For UST port-Harcourt that year, One boy jump from 2 abi 3 storey building on campus because ehn babe break-up with am.. #Sadly, ehn no die! One mumu pikin go put clothe line for ehn road wey somehow cushion ehn fall.. [/quote]buhahahahaha!!!! chai!! na wa 4 u o!

wisejoe: It's a pity,after coming all the way from sokoto to write NIMC @ ibadan,I met a friend that showed me his employment letter,but he was mandated to write the aptitude test,so it therefore means that the aptitude test is a formality.This country is a mess

Bro, i dont think that friend of urs is been truthful & even if he is, he still has to pass d test before he is employed

[quote author=mike ell]you are dam right

but what do you expect take a look at the mothers lip[/quote]hahahaha, dats wat we call marcello LIPPI

ur contributions were so helpful, i thank y'all so much. I pray for God's favour upon us all

[quote author=cr7lomo.]Its an opel, so d price sud b ryt as a customizd model. Its nt a benz or bently so dnt expect 100k pounds. Bsides 42k is a whole lot of moni 4 a car afta al a brand new e class goes 4 10million @ globe motors. Dats wot he 1ted and cud afford so pls dnt crusify him cos he dint borrow moni 4m any1 2buy it. Its his choice[/quote]nice comment!
how is 40,000 pounds cheap? if hes a celebrity he should spend all he has on a ride which is more of a liability than an asset? na wa for some people o

lalaosky: wow...congrats seun...your ministry is indeed moving to it's permanent site

A f'uc'k once f'uc'ked can be re-f'u'c'k'ed if the f'u'c'ke'r and the f'u'c'kee agrees that the f'u'ck was well f'u'ckked- MAZI OMENUKO nairaland 2013

LMAO!! which kind signature b dis for goodness sake?

the python has vestigeal limbs

These bone-crushing, power-snapping, spine-crunching beasts possess extreme strength when munching on their dinner! Measured in PSI (Pounds of force on an area of one square inch) these mighty creatures pack some bite!
Just so you know a strong human has a flimsy 150 PSI!
10. Lion – 691 PSI
The King of the jungle has a fierce bite to rival any unwise challengers to that title. Although it does have the weakest bit of all the big cats, its razor sharp teeth make up for this.
9. Jaguar – 700 PSI
The pure crushing force of this bite is strong enough to crack through the skull and pierce the brain. Best to avoid a headon collision with this type of jaguar!
8. Bear – 740 PSI
As soft and cuddly as they look, you probably wouldn't want to bump into a wild, hungry bear. The 'bear' brunt of it is they have a mighty bite!
7. Alligator Snapping Turtle– 1004 PSI
Despite having no teeth, these small little things don't need any false ones! There jaw power alone is enough to take off a human finger in one.
6. Tiger – 1050 PSI
The cunning stealth of a tiger means when these wily creatures do catch their prey, combined with their huge, devastating bite, they won't be going anywhere.

5. Hyena – 1100 PSI
With lethal force in their bite combined with their supremely strong teeth, a hyena can evendevour and digest an elephant’s bones. Getting in a fight with a hyena is no laughing matter!
4. Gorilla - 1300 PSI
These guys don’t spend all their time monkeying around. With extremely strong jaw and neck muscles these apes can munch through any plant. Although vegetarian you still wouldn’t want to wind one up!
3. Hippopotamus – 1821 PSI
Although they may look harmless, hippos possess the most powerful bite amongst all mammals. A word of advice, never get between a hippo andwater as they will charge at you, more people are killed thisway than by shark attacks.
2. Alligator – 2125 PSI
This mean reptile has a ferocious bite and there’s no escaping the mouth an alligator. They feed by grapping and holding their preyand then they simply don’t let go.
1. Crocodile – 5000 PSI
Beating their nearest rival by over double the crocodile is theultimate biting champ. With an incredible 5000 PSI it is strongly advised not to play a game of Snap with a croc!
from kixtv.co.uk

Ok i like this thread.
has anyone heard about the vomeronasal organ? like a hidden 6th sensory organ that detect hormones like reproductory hormones dat the nose itself cannot detect. snakes especially in the pit viper class use dis organ to hunt prey using their tongue to collect scent particles of the prey, and analysing it with the organ. the vomeronasal organ also detects infra red. thats how scientist came up with missiles that will lock on a particular heat signature and destroy even if the object changes its path

earthgreeners: COLERM - 2011......you?

Hey! colnas-2011, and i think i know u

smokieN: Do I know you?
Cos I rep:
Iganmode Nursery and Primary School, Ota
Iganmode Grammar School, Ota
University of Agric., Abeokuta
University of Benin, Benin -City

university of agriculture? wat college did u finish from?

queens and kings- new oko-oba
tofek preparatory school- new oko-oba
Starfield private college- iju
university of agriculture, abeokuta

playstation, xbox, pc, any console, bring it! we enjoy it anyhow!

milan got dia tactics right, barca is becoming predictable. am so not happy

brosss: This guy isn't angry at sandra, he's trying to eliminate loose end. Probably instigated by the guys patners... D moment sandra discovered his true evil identity, she became doomed......
But seriously, ladies, know the kind of guys u date, if u have any form of doubt, just trash the relationship.

RIP

Yeah, i think so, they just had to tie up d loose end the survivors should thank God cos d guy neva meant for them to survive

The idea is good, my problem is that they are gonna spend so much on the celebration, maybe that was wat fashola was tryin to say indirectly

Ijogz K: Lmaoooo I pity dose who would soon be employed frm the 17,500 list.. These people go swear for una ohhhh

chief its 1750

[quote author=i luv to.to die]Deluded Country....... [/quote]ur username na die!!! wetin!! lol

sensational: yeah am on the same date but luckily i am base in lag not very far from the venue.

ok boss