₦airaland Forum

Pry open the fuel tank and put a grenade inside.
The day i saw this in a movie i discovered how everything is vanity

Let them go and sh1t ultramodern sh1t there

gberra:
You can relocate to Ghana. After all Ojukwu once relocated to Ivory Coast.

IPobs always cry.

Who is this? Scuttle away little one. If you are a youth you need to sit down and think hard about your future.

Nigeria's maritime administration is 10 years behind ordinary Ghana. Maybe that is what is so funny to them.

TippyTop:
How can we sustain repayments when we just lost number one "Oil" spot to ordinary Angola?

Right under Dullardeen's nose, Angola took over as Africa's number one oil producer, unbelievable.

Its just for a short while. Nigeria will easily overtake them soon. But i hate talking of Nigeria's oil producing capabilities. Lets talk about other means of developing the economy

MidasTouche01:
Special banks


I've never heard of that one..

What I know about are drop boxes and black sites all over the country / world as applicable

If you see black site nobody will tell you. You sef go know say something is up here

MidasTouche01:
I'm not supporting any of the BS o, but money for covert or black ops can't be deposited in no fù.c.k.in.g bank

They don't deposit money for covert ops in a flat. These agencies have their own special banks guarded by special guards & gadgets. I dont believe one bit of the story

If you are in lagos go to their amuwo odofin park. It was 15,500 as at last week

Prepare about 5k extra with your bus ticket to cover for your expired passport. I dont know about going by air

U better be serious with the guy. Once he stops calling you regularly then know something is up. No cheating guy has the time to be thinking about you regularly like that.

For me i think if we cut down on refined product imports then we cut down up to 40% of our import in dollars automatically. So one way out is for the government to support the refineries currently been built to speed up completion. Then we attend to importation of foods and this issue of dollar as a legal tender in the country. If the governmentcan face these 3 issues nobody will have to defend the naira. The naira will defend itself. But alas corruption no go gree government cover these issues

And for those saying US imports You have no idea..... The US biggest exports is sales of military wares. Imagine how much they get back from those countries they import from

Please has anyone in the house been able to make school fees payment at the bank, using the form A process recently.
If you were successful how long did it take?

PeacenLove2:
It's a desperate situation. She tried saving herself with the preemptive attack. How do people like these sleep at nights?

People do worse and sleep. We need God to guide us in this wicked world.
But in this case the truth will come out. When it does, the op needs to forgive his family members. Forget the girlfriend first

Learnt alot from this post.
Never associate yourself with a married woman who has asked you out. Never! They can go to any length to cover their secret.

Proverbs 24 vs 33. I love it.

From the viper family (most likely a gaboonese viper) i hope the dog survives it. The dog must be in pains now.

The current fx rate is just pure wickedness... It has nothing to do with crude oil prices at all!!! Can't you see this is completely insane. I have loads of courses to do all to be paid for in dollars. How can i manage?? Baba God please we need your help.

Hi guys, i don't know if this is the right thread but i know there are a lot of professionals here. I am looking to get a 7inch tab in the range of 30k which do uou advice i go for?

Op try to do NDT if u can its perfect with ur course

The man made a mistake o... He for just leave am like that. Someone is gonna come out with a very nice dossier between now & next week believe me

The cars keep getting angrier every year.

Just imagine, they are threatening passengers and people will still use this airline. The PRO arm of this airline is a complete catastrophe.

smalls001:
Lies lies lies........Why is it only Medview affected at Gatwick? These clowns are so unreliable....once in 2016 they cancelled my flight on a Sunday about 5hrs to take off time and whats funny is that it was done via email. When I contacted them on phone, the clown just told me I had to come to the airport to collect my money back cash....This is a flight I paid for by debit card. Imagine they couldn't even reverse the payment.....

Look at this one... You got ur money back u still dey complain. Come and try arik, dem no go give you ur money dem go still yab u untop. I no know say medview dey try like this sef make i see as dem be for local routes. Merry Christmas everybody

Its obvious that the fact that inbreed professors as VC's in federal schools as ASUU wanted is destroying federal universities. Its high time these issues of our higher institutions are addressed or FX rates will soon be the least of our problems

Dana airline has the best customer service in Nigeria. At arik, this happens everytime like pure water....they are imps. My boss cannot find his luggage ever again and they are so rude. This one for Dana na once in a blue moon na.

Mile 2. But u have to add to that 250k sha. Dont pay 250k to rent a house u will start regretting later. Some houses and their wahala will just take away ur comfort if u dont look well

Nairaland has become a crappy site. Which mod put this kind of useless news on the front page? What are we trying to do now? Gain traffic by creating strife along tribal divides?
@ Seun, i think u should have a small talk with your mods. I think you are an intelligent guy but u need to call some of them to order. There is enough shitty information going around already no need to add more on nairaland

And youwin was much better than this.

bishop4life:
Good. now bear in mind that installing those batteries are not easy task.a singl 200ah battery is between 80-130k. secondly he nevèr mentioned phcn bill showing you the shop might be located in a remote place without access to national grid. how much do you think he buys petrol in such area? cant you also assume he might have to transport himself to a filling station to buy at control price? why call him foolish when even your own assumption is close to his figures?

Your friend is not ready yet. He should have started out with laptops that can store power first instead of desktops. And a tiger gen instead of 3kva gen. He should have gotten a ups to power is printer intermittently. The tiger gen will use 4 liters of fuel for 6-7 hrs. U start from the ground up. Not the other way round.

aljharem:
Funny. Very strangely funny

This government is the maddest ever

Jonathan and Obasanjo God bless you two

Buhari is the worst president ever

Wtf man u still on nairaland? Been ages.

Its either some of our leaders are just plain mischievous or are completely nuts in this country. How can you send soldiers to a green tropical area with red work vest. The militants will see them from 100 miles out. Whats the use? I cant believe what i keep seeing and hearing in this country everyday.

Its not a puff adder. Its a gaboon viper (bitis gabonica) and the one on the other thread too.