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CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Twin Sisters Celebrate 100th Birthday by groovie(m):
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CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Twin Sisters Celebrate 100th Birthday by groovie(m): 1:06pm On Mar 18, 2013
Aghagba: Thumbs up.hbd.more years 2 come.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Pardons Bello Magaji, Homosexual Molester, Triggering Fresh Controversy by groovie(m): 12:50pm On Mar 18, 2013
tatiana009: Johnathan has ridiculed the whole of Nigeria by his actions! Nigeria is a huge joke right now thanks to him.
No bro, wat we are making out of this situation is actually the joke. we should criticize without hurling insults at the president. in my opinion he is wrong but am sitting back to hear the motives behind dis pardon and we will hear about it sooner than later
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Pardons Bello Magaji, Homosexual Molester, Triggering Fresh Controversy by groovie(m): 12:35pm On Mar 18, 2013
Its unfortunate the choice of words used on the president. Even if u feel he is wrong, dont u know he represents the entire country? We are just ridiculing ourselves and on a nigerian forum too.
SMH
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Pardons Bello Magaji, Homosexual Molester, Triggering Fresh Controversy by groovie(m): 12:35pm On Mar 18, 2013
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PoliticsRe: Abati Is A Product Of Same-Sex Marriage” – Fani-kayode by groovie(m): 8:36pm On Mar 17, 2013
K.O. missing link? this guy called him so many things in one. WICKED!
NYSCRe: Snake Killed Under My Bed At Nysc Orientation Camp, Ikare-akoko, Ondo-state... by groovie(m): 4:46am On Mar 17, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]My dear, the only non venomous snakes are the constrictors like pythons, corn snakes and anacondas. This snake is highly venomous... Thank heavens no one got bitten.

Also, killing it is no biggie as this specie of snake abounds all over Nigeria.
[/quote]nope. there are more non venomous snakes species. in fact only a few species are venomous
NYSCRe: Snake Killed Under My Bed At Nysc Orientation Camp, Ikare-akoko, Ondo-state... by groovie(m): 9:43pm On Mar 16, 2013
lafflaff123: Weak guy. Na Snake them see for una room na you dey shout as if you Shine Mercy Johnson Congo.

Wetin you expect from orientation camp wey dey bush?i wonder if you come see KPUKPURU BIRD wey them say na WINCH wetin you go do?

When i even see the picture of the small snake i just say this guy FALL MY HAND. Abi you be Aje Butter wey any small thing go cry MUMMY MUMMY?which school you go sef?Convenant?Igbinidion?Redeemer?Babcock?i know say na one of this AJE school you attend thats why you weak like moin moin and see your fellow weak people dey thank God for you lol,for small snake matter and one even say na Cobra lol.

If you go school wey them dey do SHOT PUT as toilet inside bush you go know say when you bend down dey SHIT you go dey see snake around and wetin u go do as you dey KAKA na just to carry stone throw for the snake direction and continue your kaka. So if you dey KAKA come see snake nko?weak guy you fall your hand.
LMAO!! ahhhhhh... nor be small thing o! u wan kill person 4 here bros
NYSCRe: Snake Killed Under My Bed At Nysc Orientation Camp, Ikare-akoko, Ondo-state... by groovie(m): 8:54pm On Mar 16, 2013
adaobi123: the person even touched it with their fingers ! *spits* tufia !!!
y u dey spit na? snakes are not slimy rather they have the hard texture of ur nails.
so when next u see one, give it a nice pat on the back. undecided
NYSCRe: Snake Killed Under My Bed At Nysc Orientation Camp, Ikare-akoko, Ondo-state... by groovie(m): 8:49pm On Mar 16, 2013
ylaa: OBECHE NA WA OH! WHICH KIND ENGLISH YOU COME BLOW FOR HERE NA? SNAKE YOU SAY SNACK,THEIR YOU SAY THERE. LOL
hehehehehehe! shege! that was a very swift upper cut
EducationRe: 2 FUNAAB Students Killed By Lecturer's Jeep by groovie(m): 3:03pm On Mar 16, 2013
Dee60: The students need not to go violent over what is said to be an accident, particularly as it seems (until proven otherwise) that the lecturer never intended to kill. My guess is - The Nissan Pathfinder could be one of those accidented cars from the US, which has gone through panel beating to make it look new. I wonder why Nigeria should be dumping ground for badly accidented cars some of them with 'frame damage'. The lecturer may not have known that he bought an 'accident waiting to happen'. Be careful when you buy those cars. Check the history well.
Hey! i know that man and that ride was bought brand new, and that was his driver in the car at the time i think, not him.

those guys reacted in a way most young people will react in such situations and some engineers need to take a look at the road cos the road has too many acute turns and curves. maybe put up some signs or something.

this is so painful. RIP to those boys.
FoodSome Chinese Eat Dead Baby Soup For Strength by groovie(op): 12:25pm On Mar 15, 2013
JUST SAW THIS, THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE.
"Dead babies can be purchased in Taiwan for 70 US dollars for being used as grilled delicacies", is reportedly stated in different media.
There is no need to rub your eyes or think that this article is some kind of sick joke.
You have to be kidding right? Unfortunately this may be really happening!
The Next Magazine, a weekly publication from Hong Kong, reported that infant corpses and fetuses "have become the newest supplements for health and beauty in China". Not only is the placentaconsidered a beauty remedy, but also aborted fetuses are much sought after delicacies.
In Guangdong, gourmet body parts are inhigh demand and can even be purchasedthrough hospitals. The magazine's investigations into this form of cannibalism took them to Liaoning province. According to The Next Magazine, during a banquet hosted by a Taiwanese businessman, a servant Ms Liu from Liaoning province on the mainland inadvertently revealed the habitof eating infants/fetuses in Liaoning province and her intention to return for the supplement due to health concerns.
The Taiwanese women present were horrified. Ms Liu also disclosed that even though people can afford the human parts there are still waiting lists and those with the right connections get the"highest quality" human parts, which translates to the more mature fetuses. A male fetus is considered the "prime" human part.
At the The Next Magazine's request, Ms Liu personally escorted the reporter to a location where a fetus was being prepared. The reporter observed a woman chopping up a male fetus and making soup from the placenta. During the process, the woman even tried to comfort everyone by saying, "Don't be afraid, this is just the flesh of a higher animal."
The boy's remains were cremated in the mountains in accordance with the customs of the region. In fact, in China, reports about meals made from infant flesh have surfaced from time to time. A video is on the Internet for people to view. In the introduction, the Chinese claim that eating a human fetus is an art form.
On March 22, 2003, police in Bingyan, Guangxi Province seized 28 female babies smuggled in a truck from Yulin, Guangxi Province going to Houzhou in Anhui Province. The oldest baby was onlythree months old. The babies were packed three or four to a bag and many of them were near death, none were claimed by their parents. On the morningof October 9, 2004, a person rifling through the garbage on the outskirts of Jiuquan city in the Suzhou region, found dismembered babies in a dumpster. There were two heads, two torsos, four arms, and six legs. According to the investigation, these corpses were no more than a week old and they had beendismembered after cooking.
Although China has laws that prohibit the eating of human fetus, the regime's forced abortions to ensure the one child policy is strictly adhered to thereby creating many opportunities for these sorts of atrocities to occur. What would make people do such a thing without anyfear of condemnation?
We obviously have doubts concerning thecrebibility of such occurences. It's a well-known fact, however, that since Mao's Cultural Revolution, a complete lack of morality and respect for human life has become the norm in China. And we cannot disregard that over time, domination by the Chinese Communist regime has led to inhuman behavior and human rights violations resulting in abnormal practices such as cannibalism.
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FoodRe: Is There Anything Wrong In Eating Dog Meat? by groovie(m): 2:21pm On Mar 14, 2013
jeffizy: Dogs are too intelligent to be treated as appetizer.
when some people dey chop horse? At least it helps relieve the pressure on beef and poultry jare....
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by groovie(m): 9:03am On Mar 14, 2013
nep2ra: You mud munching, a.r.s.e licking, sheet peddling, piss drinking asinine phuck! You are one of the reasons mediocrity thrives in Nigeria.

It's because of your kind of attitude towards public officers that's why Nigeria remains stagnant and those cretins who call themselves leaders actually get away with murder. A new Nigeria is been born and it clearly has no place for sycophant retards like you. Get the phuck outta here!!!
hehehehehe! some people don madt
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by groovie(m): 8:17am On Mar 14, 2013
dejijohns: No wear am paz whr NSCDC offiz or ofizas dey oo. Dats all ma adviz 4U, as U b ma Oga @ d TOP....
my oga at the top will protect me from their own oga at the top. Daz all.

Now seriously who can help me with dat shirt?
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by groovie(m): 6:25am On Mar 14, 2013
hey! abeg who fit help me do dat T shirt?
TravelRe: Aero Flights Grounded Nationwide by groovie(m): 7:13pm On Mar 13, 2013
Reference: For the umpteenth time I say, Nigeria does not and cannot have a viable airline industry. Whatever you see flying is not and cannot be legit business but the plaything of billionaire rogues and their government and foreign collaborators. Our economy cannot support viable aviation the way it currently runs.
Yep.
PoliticsRe: DPO Jumps Fence To Escape From Robbers (Picture) by groovie(m): 6:37pm On Mar 13, 2013
They were swinging into action. am very sure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by groovie(m): 11:26pm On Mar 12, 2013
pazienza: So he scores two goals against a shitty milan line up,and so what?
Even pathetic arsenal nearly pulled off a suprise come back against a much better milan team last season.

Ronaldo has to do better? Really?,u mean by scoring tons of goals against the celta vigos of this world,and then missing in action in big games?

Ronaldo has been exceptional this season,a star player in every madrid big games, madrid came through a group that had holland,england and german champions,yet ronaldo is on top of champions league goal scoring chart before this night. While the midget is looking for espanyol to score hatricks against.
Okeeee... so u dey beef d guy? 17 consecutive liga goals against only celta vigo abi? Ronaldo still get work to do joor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by groovie(m): 11:08pm On Mar 12, 2013
pazienza: Ronaldo definitely have been better than messi this season, scoring in important fixtures,while messi keeps bagging hatricks against espanyol and their likes.
the goals he scored 2day werent important? u know how many goals messi has in d liga already?
Ronaldo has to do much better if hes gonna topple messi's regime. the boy is a ruthless GENERAL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by groovie(m): 10:52pm On Mar 12, 2013
AjanleKoko: Dear FC Barcelona haters.
Here is a selection of high-tension electricity pylons. Please pick the appropriate size to your situation grin
hehehehe! yeah man, make dem go roast
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan : UCL (4 - 0) On 12th March 2013 by groovie(m): 10:39pm On Mar 12, 2013
hehehehehe! BARCA! kiss
omo as i dey so ehn if anybody talk one rubbish MADrid ehn i fit slap am
CrimeRe: Man Caught Selling Human Part In Osun by groovie(m): 4:13pm On Mar 12, 2013
this is wickedness. how can u cut open a human being like dat? even butchers that cut open animals like dat in developed countries will be queried.
smh
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 3:32pm On Mar 12, 2013
now i get small tiger gen to dey use entertain myself. after about a week i notice a serious drop in current anytime i put it on. person go even buy fuel like say im dey fetch water for d small gen. after spending almost double d amount i got d gen at the mechanic, i dumped it.
then one day, i wan fix antenna, i climb ceiling and OMG! one muther fucker dey tap my light exclusively to im room!
JESUS! this guy neva pays nepa bill, so i simply reconnect it and i set a trap.
i put the gen on the following nite and i caught the bastard! using my hard earned money. i ask am the guy say "bros na inverter"
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 3:06pm On Mar 12, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lmao! Eya...it is well! I follow thank Baba God.
yeah, tank God. btw u must be an Abeokuta babe.
Iyana mortuary?
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 3:00pm On Mar 12, 2013
Idowuogbo: Lwkmd!! Keep wat? U no tear am slap? U for finger stamp hin face. thief!
lol, make i tear 6 foot plus man slap? make e kick my asss? mehn when u dey face me i face u u just gat to swallow bullshit sometimes o
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 2:42pm On Mar 12, 2013
Oahray: hahaha... I must have missed the one in boldface abeg which page e dey? grin
hey! no wori, am back now, my face me i face u experience was 'laff very hard' and get mad hard' it was sort of a bitter sweet experience those days in school. them nearly frustrate me die
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 2:42pm On Mar 12, 2013
Oahray: hahaha... I must have missed the one in boldface abeg which page e dey? grin
i dey come, i still get more, my housing experience in school was bitter sweet, sorta a 'laff hard' 'get mad hard' experience
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 2:37pm On Mar 12, 2013
yuzedo: *rolling* grin grin grin grin grin grin

But Palmgroovie, bro, don't you guys have a wa-shing mashing to wash your cloth? I know every homes in BANANA ISLAND have a wa-shine mashin to wash and dry your designer cloth. wink


Nitwit, bro, so your looking for gay patna?? Isn't Ijora Badya among the makoko place Fashola destroy? instead of looking for rent money ur looking man nyash, shiorr! angry
lol, man i never knew how a washing machine worked until last year o! na to dey continue dey ask 4 Gods provision sha
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 11:40am On Mar 12, 2013
Oahray: lmao! grin
the fooolish boy turn weather forecaster. no mind am
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 11:29am On Mar 12, 2013
u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"
Bastard!
PropertiesRe: "Face Me I Face You" Experience by groovie(m): 11:10am On Mar 12, 2013
someone shiiits in the pit latrine and does not flush, and anoda fool comes rushing into d toilet with running stomach, adds to it and does not flush too. now ur pressed and want to use d toilet, u go in with ur own bucket of water u see d whole mess and ur shiiit relocates from ur rectum back to ur large intestine, u come out the toilet cussing aloud

u have low voltage electricity and one bastard plugs an electric cooker to cook beans and nobody else can use electricity even to charge fone, u come out ur room and start cussin loudly

ill be back

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