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This OP must cuddle his dog at night. I am sure mscheew!!

hagma37@yahoo.com:
Even if na virgin i marry i go do paternity test guys its very important u can do it secretly without her knowing pls ladies in the house dnt b offended

Men!! i feel for you men sha, that's punishment for thinking its a man's world. When i had my second daughter i remember pushing well well. But so many times, i still wander if she is mine. Only thing that make me say yes is the birth mark on her tummy that resembles her dad and no other baby was born in the clinic that night. And she was so fair when born. If i was a man i would have tested on her. But i Love her so so so much.

Paris-Love:
Well, if you find out your hubby did paternity test and you came out vindicated, you should milk the situation for all it's worth. I think going for divorce is a little bit extreme

This is spoken like a true woman. I totally agree, o boy see me now, my life don better be that. He will keep paying till eternity. That his sperm sef, how am i sure its his own. In short i think i will encourage hubby to do DNA test.

Why are there so many hateful people here? Even towards kids,some Nigerians can be so callous and hateful. I wish her a happy birthday filled with love from her family. They have come a long way and are still together

acidtalk: For those
of you who still called Acidtalk a false prophet, I think you need to go through those very same predictions made in the thread below.

https://www.nairaland.com/1066757/predictions-last-quarter-year


A word is enough

His threas speaks of death by auto crash and sickness i believe.

stpat1: Chai, you remind me. It was my mum that did it and that was the only time. She woke me up quietly in the middle of the night to discuss my school issues with me. Well I must say it had a positive effect cos after that discussion I did all I could to get back to school cos I really felt how it bothered her so much. Now I'm happy that she did that. Sweet sensitive and understanding mum.

You people want to traumatise me abi. I was in first term of SS1 when my mom woke me up at 1am to begin reading for my SSCE. I am 32 today and i still ask her what that was all about. Did i snore? Was she lonely? Till today she only smiles. I will ask her again tomorrow. Maybe i should wake my kids up tonite. What needs to be said at midnight that can't wait till 6pmm?

acidtalk: Poster, Don't be myopic. Who is Timaya that he can't buy plantain?

Went to pickup a few friends who returned from the States yesterday (2 Nigerians and 3 white Americans). On our way, I packed to buy Boli for myself only for the 2 Nigerians who have no come home in 17years to scream that they also want, give and take after the White guys took a bite, they loved it and guess what? We emptied the woman's stand right there. About N6,000 worth of boli and groundnut.

You would have thought we were acting film as people gathered in amazement to see All the yankie looking and speaking dudes munching on this boli.

Guess what? This are guys that earn 6 digits in the States.

We need to start appreciating our own thing. Who suppose advertize Plantain if no be Timaya wey don sell plantain before.

If only we could appreciate the cost of our local food overseas. I had a similar experience when one sunday wey pepper no settle i cook correct oil beans for hubby. That's when his pals decided to show (small shame do me sha) but i offered them food as my normal practise, one refused (he always eats with us) but the one that shocked me was the one that had come from yankee- he ate three plates. Nothing remained for me to eat and the nonsense one that later wanted to eat. I appreciate those that don't forget where the came from case of Titi vs Salewa( culled from Tinsel)

Gudintent: N to the capital NO!

Eeeeeeeughhhhhh

But you can buy cow milk abi?
Note its not for you to drink

senator2k9: this does not in anyway answer the question, if those ALUU boys were same robbers on ur door by dat 2am, wil u attempt to apprehend 4 of dem n hand dem over to the police or u wil "shoot at sight"

On that same day, still in ph.4 men were beaten and burnt to death in obigbo after raping a woman and killing her husband during a robbery Spree. On seeing her hubby dead she clung to one of the robbers and demanded to Die too. They answered her request and gunned her down. On attempting to flee in the dead couples Jeep they were apprehended by Neighbours and killed. Where are the human right activist?

afam4eva: I would kill them all and feel no remorse.

Hubby has a licensed gun, i have a legal 'aboki' knife By me bed. We pray not to use, but if anyone enters hubby will shoot and i will slice Mr and Mrs Smith. We dare not miss, because it can be the other way round.

thegoodjoehunt:
As the true story of this incident unfolds, you get to feel even more sorry for these Boys. My heart aches when I imagine how they felt knowing they were losing their lives for crimes they never committed. This is too sad. What would it have caused these blood thirsty people to listen to them. What would it have caused Bright to let the people know that it was a false alarm. Definitely not the lives of these boys. This is too sad.

Have you ever heard a thief say 'i am a thief' moreso when it is someone you know that labels them so. It is truly sad. In that situation, i am sure even i wouldn't believe. It is so callous to think someone woul deliberately tag this young children as theives and watch them walk towards their death. He will not know peace.

seechris: Channel 309,Disney junior is the only children's channel suitable for kids.

All Cows and animals have that outline plz. Go stare a lion in d face and sketch what you see lol.

Ejiné: Here, let me help you with that:

https://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9659/ewwwwwdisneyisapervetqc3.jpg

Do you see it now?

Wow a gold cock, my kinda thing

debrief08: My advice would have been to your wife, not to do things she and you cannot afford.
You are married and have to plan properly for the family. Draw up a budget of income and expenditure, so you both can know what is left after expenses and plan what to do with it. When you have kids you will always need a ' piggy bank' for the rainy day.
YOu both decide how much you can send to your mother in law or setting up something she can manage. I dont like the idea of comparing ones spouse to others and these days if women want money they earn it, she should be creative, there are some businesses she can do at home, she could be a care giver to other working mothers and earn a little money so she can have some and not make demands you cant meet

I am based in 9ja and married to a loving man. He respects my family but not with money(my man hand tight with cash sha). So what i do is give what I can to my family, at times I say its from him. At times i hide and give. I also find myself giving to his family on behalf of him and even hiding to give as well. But one thing about him is that he gives himself, he is a neat freak and can just go to my arents house and tidy the entire house. So tey when he is coming to visit my hometown everyon goes around picking everything insight. Bottomline is Money is not the only sign off love. Make her understand why you can't do what she wants, give her some allowance if she is a wise woman she will assist her home with a part and see how easy it is to manage resources. Or maybe she is trying to show her hubby off to her siblings.

Efemena_xy: Well said.

Marriage is not by force. It is meant to be enjoyed, not endured.

Please say this Loud, so all those that think its endurance trek think twice. Beat me after CS? Beat me infront of my kids? An adult- he must be from Aluu?

Women should start beating men, then i will tell him to stay watch and pray...

fittty: Why r u guys advising her to leave him.... Please stay and don't let ur kids grow without their dad as it may affect them.... And let's be realistic misunderstandings/ fighting oCcurs in most marriages. Even a part of those reading or dropping comments here face such in their marriages.... Pls and pls for the sake of ur kids stay with him. And try as much as possible to be kind to him. One day jst one day hekll sit down and his concience will judge him then he'll be a better man. Jst avoid things that makes him go physical on you. Be the best you can. Tell him u're sorry even if u did no wrong. Jst for the kids pls stay

Yes stay in a loveless marriage because of the kids. When he kills you another will turn them to boyboy. Total crap, my mom left my Good for nothing father when i was a baby and for that i am thankful. Looking at the mad marriage my in laws have...makes me more grateful to my Mother. She is alive and trained me to be an engineer and strive for a Happy home. Today i'm married to my best friend. Abeg dump that man and you will find peace and Hopefuly someone that appreciates you.

Johnthentic: Always remain hopeful cos all will be well just keep praying to God since you have faith in him.
At the moment you cannt leave him cos he still your husband no matter what happened, go and explain things
to your mom about all that has been happening between you and your husband.

SOrry to sound this way, your husband must be heartless, how could he treat his wife in this manner, is rather unfair.

some days are like that

Just take heart and be prayerful.

If she dies in that house. What would you say To her kids?

Isn't this the same old song. Aluu got robbed and took their vengeance on those young kids. Now the UNIkids are angry and takiing their vengeance o Aluu. Then Aluu babies will revenge on...at the everyone will be guilty of the same crime. Animal Farm.

If you are like me that went alone to silverbird cinema at 10am, rather than sit alone in a hotel room waiting for my husband to return( traveled with him, but he was working still). And then find yourself all alone in the cinema room. Would you call that sin?

I use airtel ntwk  my bb, whats UC and how can i get it please?

Decryptor: And i know that the likes of you will consider havin s3xual intercourse with a woman on her period is also erotic! SMH

Israel, hmm such talks make me want to visit already. And to Poster, seriously you bring up such issues here- don't get me started

safarigirl: so you support deceit as long as it achieves it's aim? This is like saying it's okay for gurls to pad up their b00bs to seem fuller, what happens when things get heated and your lies are exposed? The guy or gurl go just vex comot. Not everyone is comfortable with living in deceit, some people want their loved ones to love em for who they ARE not who they APPEAR to be. One day eye pencil go finish for market, then una go dey use charcoal.

Before red lipstick women use blood. Don't trim yoyr hair or where clothing to cover areas with defects please be free- the naked mad man in his true form is without deceit abi? Its human nature to want to be perceived in a different manner. The more your insecurities the more you strive to be perceived differently. You can't tell me that you have not heard of men wearing girdles. Its a personal mind thing and related to. Many factors (social, behaviuoral). Even dogs exhibit similar traits wanting to be seen as top etc. For some ladies well... They think it makes them attractive to men. It also may be a phase. Note that i am not defending rather explaing why some people draw some patterns that could be considered wierd!!

poweredcom: Fool is my mum a girl or a matured woman we are talking of young ladies ok so you wanna diss me ok ur mama sef is confused cuz she shaves her eyeleshes to rub pencils
@nikkishyne

Speak up and defend urself

Ok, if i understand your weak brain, your mom was born a man and now she is a woman with bushy Brows, interesting i feel your pain. Its clear you are traumatised. My mum is a Prof as well as ano ex-DVC, if she is confused must be from years of teaching people like you MOSDEF not a brow or no brow issue. If you must know i do not pluck, wax, peel my hair. Totallnl au naturale!! Only wierd thing i do is paint my lips black because i am proudly black and a rebel at heart. Do indulge me with a reply
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poweredcom: Because girls are the most confusing being on earth mumuness of dem and how did this make the front page sef

Is your mom female and included among the confused beings. You arte utterly shallow. This is like asking why some men add socks to thier underpants. People have a different perception of what is beautiful. Red might be your thing and because the other likes green does not make him stupid.

Gen. Orumov:
When did our incompetent Police Force start using this method of tracing crime pepetrators? Just because the recharge voucher i used was found at a crime scene, does that mean that i should be jailed and forced to confess a crime i know nothing about. There is something called 'ALIBI.' That should be verified first before subjecting innocent people to torture. @ OP, thanks for the useful info considering the fact that our Police Force is useless, incompetent and crude.

Got to be careful where i poop; so that materials will not be used against me by police

Sanguine77: 1. Watch my back.
2. Break and pay.
3. Horn b4 overtaking
4. I no sabi dis kin life
5. I love my woman.
6. Any die na die.

Which other ones do you know?

.  once saw "Police to na Person"

bright007: Now this is hilarious!!they may even say the black smoke seem to write something
Glorifying their god

Somone sent me a picture of the sky when the craft was burning and told me she could see saints floating up. Lunatics

Silly boys, some women like occasional spanks on the bottom. Clearly your girl wants you to show her who is Boss once in a while- a fantasy or fetish. But don't be fooled, if you get out of hand she will Kill you. If you cheat or embarass her , she will kill you. Enjoy being true to her. Because in marriage there are moments that we civilians feel we could kill our men. But they escaped only because we don't know how to and don't want to be caught. That is not clealry your case, your misses has a license to kill. Tell us the part two in ten years.

I am talking as a manager at a company and enjoy my play fights with hubby. But if he slaps me for real, i know where his eggs are

Aigbofa: Wow, I've never seen you lost your cool.

There are so many lies here. he was not poor, he had a very large house in Ibadan with lots of peacocks and cars. he only went out with a crappy car to keep a low profile. yes he was suspicious of women because of a bad experience. he was a humble man and had his occasionally coded indulgences. he was religious and liked to stay alone. please do not discredit him in death. he was truly Nigerian and had a good sense of humour. i should know, i was close to him. i just joined NairaLand, but i have been a fan for a while.