₦airaland Forum

OAM4J:
Damm!!! I know the man you are talking about. I made the mistake once, had to pay, since then, I drive thru d bridge winds up. I knew he wasn't mad, he was doing it deliberately. Hope he is no longer there.

lol no be small thing  , the guy was really popular  

dayokanu:
I saw one guy one a bike and the bike fell while on full speed, everyone rushed to the scene to try and help the guy, but the guy d eclined and just ordered 3 shots of Shekpe and got up ready to go.

lol  

puskin:
Itz only in Lagos U'll see ppl trekking outrageous distances e.g 4rm Oshodi - Mile 2, CMS - Mile 2, Mile 2 - Iyano-Oba etc.

what of those who trek from c.m.s all the way to costain
men, suffer too much for lagos!

Scenario 2

This happened on apongbon bridge Lagos years ago.
There's this Mad man who is know for spitting into peoples vehicles. So whenever he approaches, everyone winds up at jet speed .
This day, my colleague missed him totally and before she could say Jack Robinson, he was by the window, Waiting to spit like a reptile
My colleague starts begging and offered him some money; he grabs it and says "aunty you don buy new motor "

Now how did a "mad man" know exactly what car she was using before . These guys ain't mad i tell u!

lol honeric01, i wont argue with you, i ply that road everyday okay. Case closed 

If not for Julius Berger workin on it over the past 1 month plus, do you know how unmotorable that road has been recently,
Talk less of Rainy season, i cant believe i'm even explaining myself to u

^^^ You aint passed there recently i guess! The side heading towards Oceanic bank. You dey lagos so 
Also for your info ,  that road is just getting fixed! JBerger is still workin on that road as i type this msg

F.Y.I i saw this LIVE as i was in the car behind 

Only in Lagos

When you are driving in the [b]Day [/b]and get bumped from behind , you bring your car to a halt and start screeming blue-murder! Yelling how its a new car, how you've just painted it blah blah blah and demaiding that the offender fixes the car!

When you are driving in the [b]Night [/b]and get bumped from behind, you put your leg firmly on the accelerator and zoom off as if you've just seen a ghost!

[b]Rainy Season in Lagos
[/b]Corporate chick in a slick ride approaches ojuelegba under bridge, suddenly her car gets stuck in some mud.
An area boy shows up from nowhere, and heaves-the car over the muddy water.
The corporate chick says thank you but the young man inisists he wants payment. She frowns and starts to move the car!
The area boy becomes so furious he uses his hand to pack mud and pour it into the car straight on "Miss corporate baby" lol

Scenario 1

Traffic Holdup in Lagos. I was in the passenger seat of my colleague's ride.
Mad man walks by with a plate asking for money. My colleague ignores him
Woman carrying two babies walks by begging, My colleague summons her and gives her some money

Mad man returns grumbling, "You see my condition, you no give me anything   now u see this woman bring twins. You giv am money.
You go see, u no go born twins"

Me n my colleague were like " "

Only in Lagos , can you see something like this

Only in Lagos, Conductors who have had zero education can do maths more than you,

I pitied one corporate looking guy who after he was given change by the conductor he started running after the bus saying the change is not correct and the conductor yelled at him,
" Count am well well, Abi you no go school "

Lol and the conductor was right!

Jarus:
I was so angry that I betrayed the suits I had on and threw professionalism to the thrash bin. I booted him several times and hit him with my clippers, which case I was holding.

lol LWKMD

^^^ Yes Otukpo, and you start to wonder if the location has shifted some extra distance since morning

This one happens so often  

Its only in Lagos,

You board a bus going to a particular place, U join the bus halfway to its destination but you are charged more money than those who boarded the bus right from the Bus Stop  

And the passengers will be looking at you   as if its normal

Only in lagos,

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[li]I've seen Women board a bus from the boot especially during rush hour and buses are scarce! This way they get a back seat quickly while people are still fighting it out at the Door  [/li]
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[li]Once there was a mad rush to board a bus and a woman practically 'threw' her child into the bus using him to secure a seat be4 she got in 
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Madness  but i love it

lol  These my friends sef  , make una free me n naijagal na

You Addicts have refused to let this thread R.I.P abi?
Common guys, the show has ended, we all deserve a break dont' we? After 3 months of drama, suspense, excitement and the new word Nkennarism (linda's idea yeah?), 

@ Lawyerchap and Tampico, I think its a great idea if we could arrange a rendez-vous. I'm in Lagos a.t.m as well. What do you have in mind?
Would def like to see the faces behind many controversial and at the same time exciting posts here!   

Lastly, it feels so good hearing comments like this from Anti-Kevin Campaigners in SADC
The midget is not very bad after all, Its his fans who turned us into haters,


Duh!, Talk of Sour Grapes 

davidif:
Our jersey for the 2002 World Cup was the best.

lol You mean the spirogyra colored one

I saw this Sticker pasted on the door of one professor in UniBen back in the days!

"My Boss is a Clown and the Wages he gives me are one of his Jokes" 

na wah  is all i can say

Just when i thought it could never get worse!

_{In God We Trust!}

This jersey is pretty cool, i dunno what the fuss is about  
BTW the cameroon jersey looks crappy to me  

Hi Friends,

I must not leave without saying my Goodbyes and closing remarks

It was an exciting 91 days of BBA - The Revolution. All our efforts would have been futile if Kevin did not win. But he did! and Boy did he do it with Style!
Our swagger king knocked out every single opposition to his throne with relative ease!

We all thought Edward Momgo was Kevin's primary threat - but alas Africa had other ideas. Queen Emma da Rocha (who had similar qualities as Kevin - such as Dancing and the way they both survived multiple evictions) was Africa's darling for this year's event. And kudos to her for making it to the Final two. Too bad she was up against destiny's child - Kevin Chuwang Pam.

N30,000,000 is no small money. Like one singer said - "It may be rice, it may be Garri but its definitely not Beans lol". Its my sincere prayer that Kevin fulfils his dream of establishing an entertainment empire that we (all) can be proud of. (Keep Off! Queen Elizabeth lol )

Once again thank you everyone for your contributions - Read-Only, Read/Write, May God Bless you all.

I had secretly hoped that we would average 2 pages per day on this thread and yes we did.

185 Pages / 91 Days = 2.03 Pages per day. Can you beat that ? You guys (i mean everyone here, cant name everyone individually) made this happen! always remember that! It was a pleasure chatting with everyone of you here - would be an awesome experience if we could meet and celebrate.

TeeZero it was a pleasure talking to you on Skype as well. You've changed my perception of Nairaland completely (I'll keep the details to myself lol).

Nigeria is a Great nation, with Great People! If only we can unite (just like we did for our boy kev) - then we can attain the Greatness we so deserve as a Nation.

@ LC, that was inspiring Proud to be 9Ja

Ziggy_mama:
My Naijagal
Gtay
soloqy
Dominique
Lindabon
Ambber
Gunnergal
ponytail
ayusman16
9ja4eva
sultan003
funkybaby
omohwunmmy. . . n a whole lot of lovely people on here
                                                             i
                                                             i
                                                            \/
                                                            >>>> Lov u all guyz.Next year lets do it again.

@Ziggy_mama

One love, It's been fun all the way for me for the last 93 Days!
It's a shame this has to end now, I'm sure we'll cross paths sooner rather than later!

Wish you guys all the best in your various endeavors (Kevin Believed and he Achieved it - so can we)

Naija Forever, Love you all my friends!  

Ambber:
How will Nkenna feel seeing that her fans are largely imaginary?

Tis a pity, that she couldnt get any vote

Only if they had counted villages instead of countries

soloqy:
Okay Now I get it, He was explaining why Mzamo had to leave before Eddie since they both tied. Phewwwww.  

But he shouldnt have included Kevin in the loser's talk   now the thing took a new meaning and the SADCFools are discussing it as part of their conspiracy theories

Oga u too dey analyze lol, Go grab a drink and lets celebrate the Kevolution

wisecutie:
someone pls get emma for me now,

This Emma, is it a human being or, some software we can download for you

soloqy:
BUT why did IK say this: "The person with the higher percentage of the votes was Eddie but winner is Kevin" ?

Why dont they think clearly before saying such? This would become a talking point from now till forever and will dampen the poor boy's victory

Thot i was hearing double, Will like to listen clearly to that part again!
But who cares anyway, Its Kevolution time no room for worries right now  

Here is how Africa Voted

Edward

[/b]Namibia

[b]Emma:

Angola South Africa

Mzamo:

Malawi

Nkenna:

None  

Kevin:

Nigeria
Botswana
Kenya
Tanzania
Uganda
Zimbabwe
Ethiopia
Ghana
Mozambique
Rest of Africa

I.K:

Tell me what does it feel like to be the winner of the biggest big brother competition?

kevin:

I cant speak, I'm speechless. I feel like barack obama men

IK:

What do you think made you stand out from the rest of the housemates?

Kevin:

I dont no men,  I was made for this, i was born for t.v. I dont know God (Pointing to the heavens)

I.K:

Kevin wot are u gonna do with this money, $200,000

Kevin:

I just wanna let the light shine, thats all i can say for now

I.K:

Apart from your $200000 Big Brother leaves u with your money pot which is $2700.00 so you lealve with $2007000

Kevin:

This is like a spring board. And you'all gonna see me over and over in your faces.

Kevin is welcomed on stage, with "dbanj, Fall in Love" playing in the background

That's more like it ziggy  

Emma leaves with $2998.00