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Romance / Re: RELATIONSHIP In Nigeria Is All About The Money by gtbng: 1:53pm On Dec 08, 2020
Burgerlomo:
No money no love bro cool
hope u father n brodas are rich.cheap gurl.wat ur worth.poor gurls talk aloud...broke guys.i just pity u.let see da kinda man u end with in life.life no get pattern.tynz happen.
Romance / Re: Why Dating A Naija Female Student Is Seen As A Liability By Guys(Pictures) by gtbng: 5:43pm On Nov 14, 2020
Chrisbella24:
Thread for poor men to wail on.

Mtcheew!
e pain am grin

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Crime / Re: Prisoners Escape From Ikoyi Prison by gtbng: 2:44pm On Oct 22, 2020
ozento:
i smell lies!
dat lies will befall u.u guys take everytyn 4 joke.come here come see 4 urself synce na lie
Politics / Re: Older Nigerians Have Destroyed The Gains Of The Protests. by gtbng: 2:30pm On Oct 22, 2020
you lie.it seems u dont understand what is happening.the nigerian youths will no longer be intimidated by sarz,swat name it.n i dont support what the hoodlums are doing
Politics / Re: Yahoo Boys, Burna Boy, Davido, Wizkid Are Sponsors of ENDSARS Campaign. by gtbng: 5:19pm On Oct 10, 2020
bolaino:
Young Man, you have to understand that Fraud is indeed Armed Robbery, because these fraudsters use Computer weapons and tools like IP hider and other hacking tools to go into people's privacy to steal and besides that the ones who do "Come and Marry" steal private informations from their "clients" and sell on the dark web, and these people using these tools are dangerous as they damage the good work of people doing legitimate work on the internet. Fraud is the new updated version of Armed robbery given that we live in the computer age.
so what do u call the so called sarz.that also in turn defrauds da fraudstar.that simply implies dat both satz n fraudstars n armrobbers are same.so we need ppl who can carry out legitimate duty against crime

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Romance / Re: See My Chest Girls Are Dying To Touch by gtbng: 6:56pm On Oct 05, 2020
what a pity.smh.dem no dey telle person in timayaz voice telle person.

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke Allegedly Rushed To Hospital In An Ambulance Following Marriage Crash by gtbng: 11:56pm On Oct 03, 2020
Zzor:
Eiya,i can't endure any man all in the name of marriage,i even like my papa house pass sef,i will just pack my loads and leave
u must o.money monger
Politics / Re: APC Alleges Plot By The ZLP To Militarise Ilaje During The Poll by gtbng: 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2020
i think apc is trying to talk about militancy.dat area is a militant area
Romance / Re: Be Completely Honest. What's Hard About Dating You by gtbng: 7:34am On Oct 03, 2020
Zzor:
nothing really,just have money,plenty of it that will never finish,let it not finish ooooooooo, that's where wahala will start
hope say ur papa get am too.

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Romance / Re: Mistakes We Single Men Should Stop Making. by gtbng: 3:13pm On Oct 02, 2020
Zzor:
my dear,are you minding these aggressive broke Nairaland romance section men,shishi they don't have hence they hide under the umbrella of redpill nonsense to carry out their frustrations. As i full ground remain so I can't be with any man who will be having his eyes on my money,i can never spend a dime on any man that's not my husband
what's ur worth.little girls.if u have da guts show ur acct balance.inexperienced naija gurls.this age we live in aint 4 liability girls.thats y u girls get fcked n dumped,u start crying,he broke ma heart.coded oloshoz.

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Family / Re: Pressure On The Youths by gtbng: 9:22pm On Sep 30, 2020
very true,ppl dont just care how you made da money.dey jst wanna hear,diz guy don make am.coz we worship money in naija.if u no get money hide ur face.
Romance / Re: I Used To Snub Laycon Message On IG by gtbng: 5:21pm On Sep 28, 2020
taaarh comot dere jare
Properties / Re: Mini Flat At Palmgrove With Modern Facilities Tiles, Water - 400k by gtbng: 4:27am On Sep 23, 2020
piece of trash.da price aint worth it.if one is paying 4 an apartment,irrespective of da pryce,it should be standard.not a substandard piece.u couldnt even upload da video here.u want someone pay 400k for diz.mtseeèew

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Oshiomhole Is No Longer Oshobaba. He's Oshopikin (Video) by gtbng: 9:48pm On Sep 22, 2020
grin dino wan finish osho omo ole cheesy
Politics / Re: Edo Old Woman Blasts Oshiomhole, Says "Obaseki Is Coming Back In Jesus Name" by gtbng: 1:04pm On Sep 20, 2020
:Dmama dey para gan.hilarious

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Politics / Re: Picture That Proves Edo Is Truly Not Lagos by gtbng: 5:53am On Sep 20, 2020
SweetiliciousD:


Only Edo men.

Edo ladies are too pretty jor
come edo,seeing is believing.we re handsome n beautiful.though edo always get ugly men has governor.lol.if u fyn.i doubt if u go be governor. grin

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Family / Re: Relocation Sales...fairly Used High Quality Italian Leather Sofas And Leather Ch by gtbng: 1:15am On Sep 18, 2020
grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Time Jehovah Has Spent In His SPIRITUAL Prison by gtbng: 9:36pm On Sep 16, 2020
OtemAtum:
Jehovah has spent 4 years and 3 weeks in his spiritual cage. Many are losing their religion daily. Mind slavery is gradually fading
u don smoke weed
Politics / Re: Tinubu: The Blood That Runs In My Veins Is Same That Runs In Every Nigerian by gtbng: 8:16pm On Sep 12, 2020
thiefnibu,oooh hez jst realizing dat.criminal

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Have Stood Up To Greet Ooni - Odumakin by gtbng: 5:09pm On Sep 10, 2020
GarangDeMabior:
Tinubu should have respected him.

Ooni is the most revered traditional in yorubaland followed by Alafin of Oyo (Iku baba Yeye) then Oba Of Benin before Awujale and the rest..

So he deserves the needed respect.

Even Alafin and oba of Bini respects and bows to him while will Tinubu not do same.

Moreover, Tinubu is meant to protect the throne not embarrass it.
big lies.dont include the oba of benin in ur yoruba tussles.seems u re a kid.and 2 say da alafin bows to ooni.shut ur mouth.u dont knw history.ooni ke.who dash monkey banana.after sijuade,as ooni.diz wan na jagaban put am dere.hez a boy.tinubuz boy
Politics / Re: "Tinubu Behaved Like A Bastard For "Disrespecting" Ooni Of Ife" by gtbng: 4:22pm On Sep 10, 2020
favor914:
Oni of Ife Aregbesola’s boy that was selling land at Lekki & doing 419 before the Omobas of Yoruba land selected him king?, at least now you know even purported Kings & Royal Father’s have Godfathers, Go ask Elegushi, or the new Iru of Oniru Kingdom, & the Oni of Ife. Jagaban is the real king of kings in Yoruba land, Which stretches from Lagos to their cousins in Edo State.
mynd ur words.edo no be lagos.tinubu can never,even his father be a godfather to the ancient benin kingdom.monarchy is what being practised.only one lineage rules as oba of benin.get dat straight.yoruba oba na politics

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Made A Shocking Revelation To Me by gtbng: 10:12am On Aug 25, 2020
i doubt this story.10k to cook 4 weekend.where do u work ? u re a damn liar.struggling lil boy claiming what u re not
Health / Re: Pls How Can Mouth Odour Be Cured? by gtbng: 11:16pm On Aug 17, 2020
chipet67:
Good evening fam., Pls my friend needs your help on how to combat mouth odour.
He washes his mouth morning and night as advised but to no avail.

Pls help if you have any remedy.
He is a business guy with a good heart but this condition keeps customers away.
That's so disheartening.
Pls help !!

use mixture of ginger and lemon.brush with it,morning n night thank me later. wink
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Experienced Cobwebs Covering You? Dreamt Of Hills, Mountains Etc? by gtbng: 8:13am On Aug 11, 2020
[quote author=Kobojunkie post=92688329][/quote]every tym dream dream dream,why not give dem da scriptures.the word of God is power n authority
Religion / Re: The World May End Before Next Rccg Convention by gtbng: 8:08pm On Aug 10, 2020
sonmvayina:
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

......but I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.
lmao.nyce article.abeg continue.lol grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Nothin To Show Off At 24 Help Me Am Depressed!!! by gtbng: 11:41am On Aug 09, 2020
GboyegaD:
Ogbeni, you got no problem other than you comparing yourself to others. You re different from them and have different DNAs so compete with yourself and not others.
just 24,u complaining.lyfe syarted getting better n improved for me ,when i was almost 32,imagine having to finish school at 26 n da hustle n struggles of lyfe.o boy,calm down ooo.unless u wanna join da bad goonz.be ready 4 da consequences.slow n steady wins da race.lyfe na personal race.stop comparism
Family / Re: SOLD by gtbng: 8:06pm On Aug 08, 2020
gentlestdude:
I'm selling this TV bought a month ago at a giveaway price of 40,000. Offer ends tomorrow Sunday 6pm. Location is ondo state
grin grin 48inches indeed.u nid 2 be schooled on inches

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Religion / Re: Curses Are Issued By Words, They Can Also Be Canceled By Words. by gtbng: 8:54pm On Aug 07, 2020
uchkochi:
Curses are issued by words, they can also be canceled by words. Do you feel you are under a curse or bewitched. Are you experiencing disfavor, rejection, stagnation or limitations call +2348034868232 for prayers and prophetic declarations and instructions.
i disagree,but only by the word of God
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Almost Committed Suicide Because My Pastor Said I Can't Marry Her by gtbng: 2:39pm On Aug 02, 2020
skimena:
When I was about to marry my wife, I took her to my pastor for guidance and counseling. But to my surprise, my pastor told me in her present that the marriage is not going to work. Meaning we are not meant to be together as husband and wife. instantly my wife to be started crying like a baby in the church. I understand the meaning of that cry very well. if I dare leave her alone in that condition she'll do something regrettable. But as a curious man that I am. I asked the pastor some questions that he couldn't reply. I said sir, this thing you just said now that my marriage with this girl is not going to work Is it the Holy spirit that reveal it to you? or sir did u see something wrong about my life, family or her life or family that may impose a great danger in future to us? He was dumbfounded. he couldn't reply a word or even give me one reasonable reason why it will not work. so me and my babe left the church to a very quiet environment where we could chat heart to heart. we prayed together and commited the future of our marriage into God's hand. we got married in another church and today we are blessed with a boy and a girl. The marriage work? abi e nor work? God has the final say not man
my broda diz tyn had caused issuez in many aspiring couples lyfe.God has da final say.i thank God 4 ur faith in him

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