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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAJfhZamFmo

Definitely ETT

IT cracks me up every time I see it, even if the topic is boring

End time tinz still put a smile on my face

Yeah and the headline will read:

A Nairalander met his Nairalandeth on Nairaland .

Your first comment will be - first to comment

Your second comment will be End time tinz

The only reason u should be in touch with your ex is if you have kid (s) together. Anything else is just revisiting sweet old memories which WILL lead to temptation

What is dumbfounding about it?

What is with the dramatic closing 'the future of the guy is at stake' shock horror!

If that is your wish not to have a after one as wife, then don't.

Whichever way he goes someone will still get hurt, better a minimal hurt now than one of a lifetime!

That poor baby is not looking comfy at all

Well done OP, hope you got permission off his mum before posting his picture on here.

What did he reply with?

I love her. Look forward to that

A minute on the lips a lifetime on the hips

My 'ride'

Dropped it like its Hawt!

Move

@op I don't believe you are as high as you claim, you should have extended the wishes to the ladies too.

Anyway for the one who wants his school fees paid, I don't think op is down for education.

You might want to revisit the bank of mum nd dad

faithuak: dumb ass,read ma comment very well,feel lik cryin,nt crying,by d tym u open ur eyes,u would find out dat it is abit reddish and moist,I mean wif d 1 u luv ok,wat are u? 12?

If you can get your nose outta sniffing my a.s.s for 5 seconds your reddish and moist eyes can be corrected

You don't get anywhere in life by folding your arms.

This boy took a step to change his destiny, now I don't condone stowaway be it a child or an adult and yes he could have lost his life.

But something good came out of this for him. That is not encouraging another child to do such, but I believe the lesson to be learnt here is to take chances in life....and no I don't recommend what he did, it will not work for everyone.

Que Sera, sera ~ whatever would be will be.

I wish him well and hope to read a lot more about his achievements in years to come.

Andyblaze: I heard some yoruba babalowo and ibo dibia have some juju they can do so a beautiful girl will appear ugly in the eyes of all males including potential suitors. If they look at her they will see a masquerade's face. How true is this?

That is somebody's daughter.

Fast forward 20yrs and someone wished the same for your daughter

Life is a biatch, you will get yours.

Dannyxy: Firstly,Is being "tall" a major pre-requisite for dating a guy?.....secondly,if u say u say u are attracted to tall guys,what are the reasons?,(1)is it because "tall" is sexy? Or (2)are you trying to make-up for your own inadequacy(being short)?,Or (3)is it because you want your children to be tall?please i need answers...

Eh ya, are you short?

Ladies help your boi out

As my gran will say ' ori e be ni' as in the girl knows the type of person you are and is playing you accordingly.

Get to stepping, let her cry bodily harm from now till she is hundred years, you don't owe her anything.

Mtchewwwwww she wants to have her cake nd eat it.

Orisirisi !!!!

Why do those thighs remind me of a chicken drumstick

Eeerm on would I take home to mum? Not my preference.

So 364000 were born on the same date as me

Ehn, where exactly did they collate that stats jere?

Didn't tell me anything I didn't know before cept the 'bum day' ewwwww.

dadicvila: she took the pesticide because of her husband's (my relative)failure to buy an Ipad for her,infact he told her that after settling the school fees of their kidz this september he will get it for her,but she still drank and died,who knows if she is in a cult??who knows if its her time??who knows if drinking the poison was just a smokescreen??for the sake of her kidz I will not say somethings here but there is more to her drinking the poison that meets the eye

Sad more for the family she left behind

Scared?

Why?

Though one thing I realise about the ember months is they go so fast

Then again might be me ageing faster than the ember months

yuncka: Congrats bro and kudos 4 playin additional role as father.

Trust Nairalanders, dis will bcome a new trend soon......

nairalander brushin his teeth
nairalander shavin his armpit
nairalander takin a leak
nairalander havin a dump
nairalander makin out .
U know na.

ROTLMBAO

@ nairalander having a dump I will be the first to suggest FP

@op keep it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzDCBgJLhYw

Since when did passengers have the authority to order the pilot of a plane to abort a flight

No b d pilot be the captain?

^^^^

Funny

How did she swallow a whole phone Impossicant

[quote author=Mynd_44]I see nothing special in this.....she saw a good thing that is appealing to her and she went for it.

Nothing I have not heard of before[/quote]But have you seen it before

*doing a replay*

goes down on one knee
Oh my bad op said a lady

On another note it is special to the op, hence y the dude opened a thread