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mamalette: Am 23. Got admission to school quite late. Am in 200 level presently. My boify is stable financially and hez been asking that we get married soonest. However, he stays in lag while I school outside lag. Am worried, how wld he cope while am away? And is it advisable that I get married while in school? Thanks!

If you do you get liver more than most
It is of no consideration till my degree and a step in my career is behind me. Who born me!

pak: Why the focus on the condoms in the first picture ?

Ohun ti o n dun eni, ni po ni oro eni.

My translation;

He only had eyes on the condom, that was the reason he was in the shop in the first instance

@op so colourful.

stephy10: My cousin called me today to tearfully report her exprience today' She asked her sister-inlaw to take her mouthy 2 and half year old son to buy things in her neighbourhood and he came home howling because a woman smacked him when he retorted 'shut up' to a statement adressed to him(horror of horror). The woman was amazed and angry with the boy, abused him (and I imagine his parents too) and smacked him hard.

Now I agree he has been constantly been reprimanded by his parents in his sassyness and should have learnt but is it right for a stranger to smack him for his parents?

Hmm my Papa used to say na gambari go teach us when we were young and naughty.

In this case, it might not seem right but that child will think twice before being rude to an elder.

No one enjoy seeing their child been reprimanded by a total stranger but if it helps in the long run

I suppose if that smacking was done outside of Nigeria that woman will have been arrested

I won't smack someone else's child cos I don't believe it's my place, but if my child tells me to shut up hehehe that mouth will surely feel the shut and the up! Never to be said again!

Love Ciara she is my ITGirl

@op

How Great is our God - Chris Tomlin

[quote author=Mynd_44]I wanna know where and how May D got 150 Million. You people should stop lying to people jare[/quote]By chopping their money, I think.

Who is embarrassed?

The hosts or the visitor?

Nothing to be embarrassed about. If the visitor don't like it they should have lodge themselves in a hotel.

To each their own.

NEROSKY: Guy forget this one minded girls advising u to keep up wif her,just STOP!! You have been strictly kept in friend zone for life.. Just go for another girl n stop wasting your great time on a girl who Only knew u existed when she needs something... Nigerian Girls are really materialistic in nature, only 5% them are well sophisticated... You don't need a pastor to tell you that she's getting it else where n ur services re not needed

You obviously missed the bit where the op said;

otijah: There is nothing I don't do for her as a guy would do for the one he loves so much and the same is applicable to her.

Yeah what ^^^ said

I've noticed in recent months that I tend to find more church related threads on the front page on Sundays.

It just remind me of families that eat rice only on Sunday.

Do the mods here only give reference to God on Sunday's?

Hmmmm.

Jason Derulo ~ talk dirty

Sean Paul ~ other side of love

masonkz: Lol@sizzling away. Don't read much meaning to that right now bro.

No problemo

I can't even try it

How do you drive an auto with both feet

I don't think autos are designed for both feet

I'm no expert though.

I will stick to one foot tx u.

Now how have I missed this

Nice poem, I see u two are already sizzling away

Likeys

Holy Grail

Jay-Z

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y6smkh6c-0

[quote author=Dem-all-crazy]OP wat is d Sauce of dis ya news?
Hope tis nat 4rm Egusi oo?[/quote]Na chilli

Ongbono feli feli

Ain't bizmind and carriecay one and the same person

U having a convo with urself dude

Hmm

texanomaly: Just because he's gay doesn't mean he lusts after all men. He has a type and preference just like the rest of us. Do you like every man you come in contact with?

OK.

Don't think Hez meant that anyway but I'll let him explain himself

You will never know you are ready until you try

Cold feet is natural but you can do it with the support of your friends, hope they are not the rowdy crowds

You need your focus on the roads not mothering or fathering them on your journey. Also check your car is ready for the journey prior to commencing.

In all commit your journey to God and keep safe.

Happy travels

lostgirl85: Long story short, he made it know that he doesn't just introduce any woman to his mother only 1 woman has met her before. He also said that if I meet his mum the marriage is not too far ahead and he will want our family's to meet.

^^ that right there says to me he is NOT ready to take you anywhere. Before progressing on to mum, have you met any of his siblings? Cousins? Or even close friends?

One step at a time mami. If you have a mutual understanding and you are both committed to it then you don't have to stress. It will happen in His time. This thing can't be hurried

How old is that Nollywood film try being original, I hear it sells

I remember the first time I saw sexkillz picture, in masonkz voice I went Dayum! Something about his eyes.

Still got it, even though he is going on in age

Ogugua88 I bet he just have to flutter dem eyes and all is forgiven

Silkmoth liking the latter pose

Hey Hez

A further tribute

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag. Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth. Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did...without another thought. Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...? 'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL........ (and they can't die sooner, they still have things to do!!!!)

WOMEN … God's very own creation!