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And I had a crush on fanta

Why is that not front page

As u were!

switch47: Oh yes... i am married and i lock my phone !! serious security number !! just because of my wife's calling habit !! if i load 1500 and my wife loads 15,000 naira , i bet you she will finish hers and come begging to use my phone to call using it down to zero even without my knowledge... when i neeed to make an urgent call sometimes at night... it could be devastating to see ZERO credit !! so i gat lock my phone jare!1

Bros ur reason is valid jere. Couldn't help loling

goofie: when a married man locks his fone especially because of his wife, he hs something to hide.

my husband musnt try it sha. i wont ask him, i'l simply lock mine. but he cnt do it sha.Ahhhh!

After all the ' my husband must not try it sha' , ur response is to lock urs

Women and their huffing and puffing!!!! I was expecting the roof to cave in

Mr Akente

Never forget him.

His teachings are still relevant in my life.

Seriously! What is with peeps and ex!!!

M*O*V*E to the ON!!!

It's peeps like the op that made Adele's song sell!!!

Truth is if your future is bleak you will always go back to your past, dust yourself off and move on.

r231: marriage is not about secondary school or university/graduate

and it doesnt have anything to do with naija or abroad

you can marry a 20yr old that know more about life and marriage than a 40yr old just want to get married because its fashion

40 yr old getting wed cos its fashionable lol that boat sailed ages ago.

CastleandGreen: The problem with failed relationship and marriage are the women, alot of them don't really
know what they want in a man. Relationship is not sex and the outward appearance of the person
but the strength to hold on when the going gets tough.
I really think people should learn to define between love and lust.

@ the bolded part, seriously?

Who unleashed the Internet on you? They did you no favours.

kokoye: kill their motivation to talk: keep quiet while they keep talking.

mute.

You really haven't met a talkative. A few I have come across will carry on talking and really don't get the message till you show them the door. It must be to do with loving the sound of their own voice

Friends like that I limit the convos to over the telephone and when I'm done my excuse is there is sme1 at the door and will give em a call back, or I won't just pick the call if I'm not in the mood.

For those who get beat by their talkative friends, stop them by holding that hand midway before it hit you, if you do that a few times they will check themselves next time before raising their hand, no conversation is worth been beat up for!

ludasam222: Menh dis works lyk a bomb.....chai gals don suffer 4 ma hand o

Boko haram on the loose!!!

Sexkillz aka Eyeskillz, one and only rose on my thorn ~ not only this week but for all eternity.

pleep: Yes, some do. But if you are a large white woman they might try and sacrifice you to the oracle. In Africa fat white women are seen as good luck, many men believe that by having sex with you they can end the starvation that plauges our great land.

Really

Or just tales by pleep

I couldn't read past the first sentence

Soz

Note to self

Remember to take the op's list on my next date

Must do a ticking exercise

100% or total Fail!

N to the capital NO!

Eeeeeeeughhhhhh

sexkillz: [color=#000030]May thunder fire me if i believe this nonsense. . .

Every dumb blogger out there is capitalizing on aluu to gain cheap popularity. . . Bladdy farktards. . .
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Easy on the thunder

Eyeskillz

Nedum05: Hw much do you think u have spent on ur on phone, calling one special person in ur life either Ex or present, If you re to say hw much do you tink it has amounted to? Like me i hav spent closed to 500 thousand naira on my relationship of 4yrs. Lol. Say urs.

So you have

Why don't you scream it from the highest mountain I don't think the world has heard you yet

Kingzy4pep: IF A CARPENTER WAS ENOUGH TO
MARRY THE MOTHER OF JESUS THEN
WAT IS WRONG WITH LADIES OF DIS
DAYS?

Likewise if the mother of Jesus could marry a carpenter, what is wrong with men of nowadays?

@op your answer lies within.

jayjagz: There is this girl I so much love. We call ourselves, send text messages and chat together. We even call ourselves romantic names and she treats me as if I'm already married to her but there was this day I went deep] because I felt a need to define our relationship. When I told her I want to go into a relationship with her,the response I got was that she has sealed her heart against any relationship.

Any1 else had a se.x.ual thot @ the bolded part or was it just me

As u were.

this is news

what next?

Kelly Rowland having a poo

Grow up!

Kassidy90: Men: Don't push your girl into another man arms or into depression. No one deserves to be talked down to, hit or used and abused in any way. Just because she tolerate it for now doesn't mean she will forever. Treat her like the Goddess you met on the first date. If she stands by your side that's because she loves you. So don't abuse her love, character and loyalty. At the end of the day she’s a woman and you’re a man.

@ the bolded - contradictory wouldnt you say?

Heard it's your birthday Reality101

Many happy returns of the day

Have a gud one!

babzace: Why are some chicks greedy and shallow? I'm a bb user and last week a girl sent me a pin request, I added her and we chatted during the week. On sunday morning, she asked me for recharge card. I was en route to church and I told her I can't get a card at that moment. She replied "hmmm" and few mins later she deleted me. I didn't even knw her. It was funny and stupid. Any idea why some chicks behave like that?

No idea @ all

lemme google it

I just want to say

I feel so celebrated cos of ma eyeskillz

U the bestest, dont let anyone tell you differently

@ op

I also used to think ~ki lo mu tomi wa~ was tommy

Those were the days

I have never come across a baby who isn't 'cute'
There is this innocence that babies have which makes them cute.

If someone calls ur baby ugly then they are calling u ugly, I can either tell them to take a hike or remove myself and my baby from their vicious tongue.

That boi needed a leak, that is why he poured that down his pants, so y'all cant tell the difference

21st century way of peeing

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Happy Sunday Y'all. . .
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Same to ya

^^^ can see a bit of eldee

mary edosa: I am too
I live in Italy but very soon I come back my country for looking a boyfriend and married
kiss

Sanitise that mouth abeg!

larride: The reason why no one is commenting is because this JOKE has been pasted here more than 1million times this week. We are tired of this JOKE and moreover Akpors is DEAD

Who killed akpos when is the buredial