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Why not? We are monkey descendants after all

We will swing from coco tree to pawpaw tree and land on plantain tree!

Swing ko, rock ni!!!

Next you will ask me if I want to be white!!!!

Western madness!!

It takes a lot and I mean a LOT to get me excited, and that has been classed as me not been romantic.

What is a year between two consenting adult lovers? Zilch

What is a year older between a wife and her husband? Zilch

But then are you mature enough to deal with that? Imagine after you are married and you argue and she says ' u are my younger brothers age mate' bla bla bla bla, how do you intend to respond to that?

At the end of the day we can say leave or marry her, but truth of the matter is we won't be there when this issue rears its ugly face. You need to make that call dude!

Suchie: Well all thru out my life time we hav been datin n on a long distance relationship...bt very soon we will b together.

Hold on to that, but not for too long.

I smell a double life but then again you know him better than I do

Emmy9ite: Op donnnnntt tryyyyy itt!!! Leave her for me,i will do the job for you. You see free gift of nature you no want chop. Your future wife is currently getting bleeped by one man now.

Who let this dog out

Sexkillz aka eyeskillz and no it's not a secret.

He knows

chiboy1928: Nairaland advise me ma girlfriend, told me that before she would. Belive dat am serious about our relationship dat,I have to buy her an engagement ring,and also propose to her in front of her mother by telling her mother that am going to marry her,before she will get to belive dat am serious with our relationship.so guys wat do u people suggest,I tink she is trying to hook. Me am confused!!!

Chill boy, you t.hink she is trying to hook abi?

Make u Siddons dey chill u hear? Soon she go carry anode persin belle dash you, wet in u go tink then

Get hooked or run loose na ur wahala be dat. No be me dey enjoy free honey pot na!

What makes a woman raise a hand to a man or vice versa?

Lack of respect!

I would have empathised with you but the fact that you cried gives me more concern than the resounding slap she gave you!!

U cried When you should have bundled her out like a piece of garbage!! U need to work on ur self bro, that slap was a wake up call. Learn from it and don't ever let anyone raise a hand to you.

Kudos on not hitting her back.

alwaysme20: let hook up and see were it end

Let me play with ur words

Let hook up - imagine a fish being hooked

See where it end - inside iya charlies pot of soup

No fanks!

Ok so the consensus is majority of you don't like the song!

I don't do Majority thank God! Whatever comes out musically out of this duo is music to my ears.

As I'm typing this I am yet to listen to this song, when I do I shall be alingoinnnnn all the way

Love you P2Dsquare

ogugua88: Not exactly. He doesn't have to give a doctor report. Adele and John Mayer have canceled shows due to throat surgeries and other issues. I don't remember either of them leaving a doctors' notes on their websites.

If you call a win a tarnished reputation, a media storm, and having to pay two years of refunds, than do I dare ask what constitutes a loss?

Do let us know when your funds have been refunded, only then will I accept this so called 'apology'.

Good on you.

Eyeskillz still MIA

andyanders: For me, I always find peace within me seeing my wife looking gorgeous and sweet hence I spend a lot buying sweet cloths for my woman.

If I go out and see a smart lady putting on a good dress and I like it, I will approach the woman to ask where she got it and I will go for it.

What gives me joy is getting sweet cloths for my wife.

Now to the question, I think a woman with dress sense, should dress to look good for her husband and for the public to know that she is still smart and that the husband cares for her. How a woman looks outside will tell you how her home is. For me as a man, I appreciate seeing a woman dressing good and looking wonderful. That will tell me the kind of home she is coming from. Also it depends on the kind of dressing the woman appears on. If it is the provocative type, I will feel that the woman is not responsible. No responsible woman will dress showing off her body lustfully to impress others. That will tell me that the woman is not responsible.

Sweet cloth! Jeez cloth get taste Chai! I dan miss road. Abeg jamisi!!

Mama knows its going to take a pretty special woman to clean that bushy anus of yours, for the rest of your life!

Mama been doing it since you were born so mama knows best!

sorry dear, i cant think cos i can never be in your shoes

you obviously still a size 4 shoes

Real men wear from 9 upwards, so grow a toe nail!!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The spambot was responsible for the hiding of your post, and your eventual banning.

Sorry about that.
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who says eyeskillz is not polite

Yes I fell, but not into love though

I fell from a tree and damm! did it hurt

sexkillz: [color=#000030]And it's "shut" not "shot". . .
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eyeskillz to the rescue

both -

@poster you obviously havent heard of deodorants and mouthwash Nothing good hygiene cannot fix

Another lame question

acidtalk: If I understand you very well hope you are talking of a VOCATIONAL school where you were learning welding or plumbing.

Living in denial is as good as being an alchy and not admitting it, or being a drug abuser and not admitting it.

The outcome?

You dont need a shrink to tell you where this is leading, you know, so this is what you have to do;

stand in front of a mirror and look into it saying this

'I Eliznkiru im a confirmed mugu, but from today onwards i refused to be a confirmed mugu, i hereby walk away from this unfruitful relationship'

Get to walking!!

There is one prayer I pray without ceasing, and that is may I never use my mouth to utter these four words 'Ha! Had I known!!!'

so @ op, what could have been is not in my dictionary.

@OilofGladness meet @Vessel4Christ

Eiregirl: Both my husband & I had a child before we met each other, so should he not have married me & I not have married him

Yes please!! Good for both of you.

CrazyMan: Would dyt accept the proposal?

Would d explorer give up

Can't wait to see the end of this. Drama.

Adjust my seat and grabs a pack of pop corn

Ya need to go out more man!!!

bandiejay: but i hope Paul can perform oo cos why he never born sef?

My Paul can perform ta very muchly!!

Dixk on toast, just what the doctor ordered

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