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oh Jenny

sweet sweet Jenny

a je pako Jenny

You is need relationship

I is give you plenty

Pade mi ni orita meta

I will sacrifice your loff

DavidPH: my fiance told me just last month that she had a dream that after we got married she was crying in my house.she went and met some pastor(three)who told her that i'm a very strong christian but that in future that i'm going to change and marry another woman.I told her i don't believe that cos that's not God's plan for me.I asked her a question:why is this dream coming now that you just got a job?she couldn't say anything.All these time(about two years) i'v been the one supporting us in these relationship.These is someone that her family has even giving me list for the traditional rite.She is telling me now that we should break up.My question now is these:does ladies really worth the trust,faithfulness,care,commitment etc?.By His grace,i have all these inside my blood.

@ the bolded cant stop

sorry! it is so cliche isnt it? I meant about the pastor's prediction.

I cant speak for 'ladies' neither can i speak for your 'lady', you know her better than we do.

Is she worth the commitment or fight to keep her?

There lies your answer.

henrypower: How could this happen to me, I never would have anticipated my present predicament. If anyone asked me at 14 if I was going to remain a virgin at 24, I wouldn't have agreed. The sad part of the story is that I have tried in many ways to have Bleep but it never seems to work out according to plan. The major reason for this delay is that I have been trying to make sure my first experience is special, for that reason I decided on having a girlfriend whom I would enjoy that moment with. Unfortunately for me, up till now I haven't yet gotten a girlfriend. I can't explain what the problem is, but most times I simply lose interest. A Brothel is completely out of the picture cause I despise that idea.

My name is Henry, am a 300L student of University of Ibadan. For sure, there are countless no of beautiful women here on Campus but I am just tired of trying to have Bleep. I am not exactly desperate now but am willing to give it a try to anyone out there who is interested.

And the loser award goes to . .. . wait for it!!

Henry the Virgin!!

For sounding his own horn . ..gosh a clown @ 24 is a clown 4eva

Abeg carry ur virginess go sell to the highest madam . .. like we care!

ayswags: Honestly wat should i do cos anytime she sees me she just start behaving somehow,giving me signals and touching me unnecessarily.Am not a gentle boy but i dont know how long am gonna resist temptation for long cos she is a hot gurl!
I seriously need ur advice

So you feeling like a big boi!! Perv!!

Ermm .

so I went to check out 'the face'

and errm ... errm .. .

My daddy say I should not chat with strangers

4tunateibk: My friend is a lady of 30yrs old married for 4years now 2 a man of 35yrs with 2 kids since they got married her husby has been cheating on her nd so many times she has confronted him but the husband will prostrate nd appologise but later go back 2 dating different girls.now somebody advice her to date other guys to make the husband jealous she has tried 2 show high level of understandin with d husband despite dat d man still womanises even with d car she bought 2 make her husby's bussiness faster nd easier,she takes care of d children nd even pay their school fees nd d house rent.she has prayed nd prayed now is lonely nd fed up of everytin.she move about with the children on bike.yet d husband go about with babes in the car.pls my dear people what should she do oooooooooooo [color=#000099][/color][i][/i]

The bolded part - NOT THE ANSWER

What she should do? Mods - Move this to the family section and she will be adviced accordingly. I hope.

Buhahahahaha

I read to the part you said 'lately' as in the past three years

I could not help buhahahing . .. .how is 3years lately buhahaha

Ok let me go back and finish reading [size=5pt]_{not like im bothered}[/size]

gboss4sure: Send recharge card

He don't need a leech!!

Year of settlement

settle for whatever you mean

No not my portion.

This aint no jamb question

God shoud give her, her own husband

Meaning your friend aint it!!

Plain and simple.

In the gents

I was drunk and he was having a pee

Last time I was asked

Not me

Hips or bottom?

~ hips dont lie ~

This does

I see a metrosexual man
On bended knee, iPad on one hand
asking ' will you marry me'
But before you answer
Sign this pre-nup


Who says romance is dead!

As u were!

I.meller

Will you come back and gist us about your experience when you get back from your vacation?

It will help those planning to go in the near future .

Yes @ID

I would also like to know

The fact that you put a comma makes it more interesting

Can't believe I just spent the best part of an hour reading about MarcAnthon & La Parisienne

Beautiful

Time wasters!!

Never been banned

I worship no man

Don't have a favourite

kaze4blues: Hi NLders,

i have come to notice that female children tend to be more generous when it comes to spending and even caring for their siblings more than male folks.

Especially when females are the firstborn, they even look after their parents the more when compared to males.

Though am a guy, but this has made me change my impression about having female children.

Let's hear meaningful contributions from nairalanders....

You make it sound as if u hand pick the sp.erm that produces the gender!!

Na wa o mini god!!

Kzinne: u not makin sense at all. sit down and dont bare ur illiterate mind to d general public

This is a case of pot calling the kettle black!!

Lmao

The one that really makes me laugh is watching African magic and burning the food, why is she preparing food in the first place if she is that irresponsible!!!!

Lol

As u were!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I asked that the insult on onila not be posted nor discussed. It is a slum book and she has a right to bare her mind. She did, and i don't know why she should be insulted. Instead of you all to admit that it was wrong for onila to be insulted for speaking her mind, you decided to spiral the whole issue.

I won't have none of that on this section. Take it to other sections and knock yourselves out. There is an offtopic thread in each section of Nairaland. So pls, do the needful on any of such threads you so desire.

The chat thread on this section has been locked for a blatant disregard of a simple warning. It would be unlocked tomorrow morning.

And pls, i am really not in the mood for trashtalks this evening, so tread your comments carefully.
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Who upset my eyeskillz