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Arrggghhh abeggggi. It is not only us that have African timing, even Caribbean pple too have it. If you live in a chill environment, most likely pple will develop their own rules about a lot of stuff. It is just a way of life in Naija so relax. See epistle...

Ha!!! I am seeing things today. @OP Is this marriage? Better ask for a divorce now now.

Rexnegro:
Wetin this smiggle dey yan sef ? u no want make we no wich one u be in ur profile pic abi...anyway me don call u smiggle already meaning u re the ugly one in the profile pic like ur ugly comment....

U r disgusting.

I can smell haters from a mile off on this thread. Im not saying what she did was correct, but the way you guys are jubilating is atrocious.

I am not her biggest fan, but i noticed a lot of NL guys hated her after i read the range rover post. Soooo because she has money, that means she is pompous? Naija guys r the most insecure niggas on earth. Chai!!!!!!!!

I guess i am one of those rare breed of girls that dont ask guys for money. My bf can attest to that. I remember in the 1st wk of dating, i told him i didnt want him spending his money on me. Even though he still tries to do it, i still find ways to return the money back like buying him gifts equal to the amount he spent or dashing him stuff. I have never asked him for money, even to borrow. He respects me a lotttttttt.
I know guys and their egos but thankfully he isnt Nigerian and his mum raised him right. Ive never had it so good in a relationship. Lol

obayaya: Guidette.. What are you doing here?

Lol. Im an Arsenal fan for life. 10 yrs n counting. Draw or not.

Loool. Stupid thread. Anyways a liberated woman will always win every single time. A man spends big dough on you plus good sex? Pleaaassssseee... Sex is enjoyed by two people not one. I dont know why people dont see it this way. Smh

A career does not define me as a woman and neither does marriage.
My own advice is just do what makes you happy in life as a woman. If it is sitting all day in a mans house doing nothing all day long, then do it. If it is sitting in an office working your asss off, do it.
As there are many women who would love to laze around all day, there are as many women who just love working. Just know your lane and you will be fine.

Everyone has different goals in life. Women should not limit theirs because of marriage.

omenka: I'm a man for christ's sake, I can't be jealous of a woman! Meanwhile, I'm so cock sure you must be the one in glasses!! You nor make sense sam sam!! Lmao!!

Jealousyyyyyy where is ur own pic?

omenka: Na which kain work some of these our "big girls" dey do wen dem bank account dey always display tens of millions?? Today dem dey Barbados, tomao New York, the day after, Hawaii, then next thing you go hear say dem rock Channel bag wey Beyonce been rock yesterday!!! The trips and the goodies na for free??

Make nobody tell me about one yeye 5mill endorsement deal oo!!

Jealousy will not kill u

obayaya: I see..

Everything is fine.. thank you

Yeah, it's been a while I miss reading those emotional epistles you write whenever you're pinned to the wall

Looool.... Emotional epistles? Wow! Continue missing them o. I don't have time these days to really comment. Don't worry, on my next "emotional epistle", I will quote you.

obayaya:

how are you jor?

I haven't seen your comments for quite sometime

I just browse. Don't have enough time to comment. How's everything? It's been a while since we last argued over something

obayaya: What else can you possibly add?

I've advised you to Stick to talking about being a medical student and dating Caribbean boys

U hav started.... Allow me o

chulla12: All I can think about is the vomit inducing se.x.

Stray body hair everywhere, pot bellies and droopy male behinds, saggy skin and wrinkles, chapped and jagged lips, uneven skin tone and texture. Scary old face.

How do these women do it every night?

Lol, who said it is every night? Sometimes even once in a month go hard.

Jonathan is incompetent. I have nothing else to add.

abujaniv: You can put either one on your application, but be sure to explain your situation at the interview.

Thanks

@VisaOfficer @abujaniv
I am planning to apply for a US visa in 2weeks in Abuja. I am a foreign medical student planning to do my clinical rotations in the US. I have to complete 80 weeks of rotations in the US but I can only apply for a B1/B2 visa because my medical school is located in the Caribbean. I know that because of the visa I am applying for, I can only stay for 6 months at a time.
So for the question that asks about how long I plan to stay in the US, do I put 2years or 6 months?

Thanks.

Loool. Thanks for all the replies. Very funny.

Sorry. Wrong thread.

Lol @OP and comments. I'm learning day by day not to allow people's judge mental thoughts prevent me from enjoying my life or doing what I want. If anyone wants to get piercings, tattoos, chains and what not..... They should do it. Life is short and has no duplicate. I will not want to look back on my life when im older and wish I did things differently or have regrets. We are young, live life!

2 wrongs dont equal a right. Hmmmmm.... Imagining if the tables were turned though.

obayaya: cc Guidette

This post was made for your likes

rme

sirjohnson: Average looks. Am not a fine guy but am okay. Wanna see any pic?

not interested. good nite

sirjohnson: Okay, but when last did you do it?

I will tell you, but it depends on how cute you are though

sirjohnson: Tell me nau...girls sha...not always as free as guys.

I have a boyfriend.

These are some of the phrases I have heard countless times used by politicians in Nigeria:

All hands are on deck...
We are on top of the situation....
A committee has been set up....


Please add more. My brain is failing me this early night.

sirjohnson: You are right. Its been over a year since I had a girlfriend or had sex, but my right hand and ever present safeguard soap in my bathroom has not failed me since. While my friends ridicule me over my non indulgence in sexual activities with a woman, I just laugh. And I amnot an addict, I only do it when my balls are about to explode; I even did it today....What about you, when last did you mastubate?

-_-

@OP You have too much guilt of masturbating because you think it is a bad thing. It is natural and once you believe that too, trust me, you will not feel so bad afterwards. Masturbation keeps you celibate and people should preach this more than anything else. You will not have to worry about a partner, pregnancy or STDs. Just you and your faithful hand.

Hmmm.... But what do I know..... Next time you are Hot, just drink water. Hopefully it will solve your problem

crackhaus: Yea right..you're not scary enough, try harder

What's ur problem?

pickabeau1:
Remind me not to annoy u

abbey621: Lol....U need deliverance....

Hahahahahaaa!!!!!

abbey621: Na lie jor....It's girls like u that will just crawl up in a corner and start crying, u might even start blaming yourself for provoking him....

Haha. I beat up one idiot boy in my neighbourhood when I was 12 and put him in a gutter. He hit me once when we just moved in, so I planned for him and ambushed him. He never touched me again. Infact he completely stayed out of my way for years.
A man cant push me around. Trust me. I am quite hot headed and I have murderous thoughts sometimes

abbey621: This is probably the funniest post I've seen today. I can see it now, "Honey you can slap and kick me as much as you want but never sleep with another woman o".....

U dont understand. I will organise boys to come in the middle of the night to beat shege out of him till he is within an inch of his life. I will see if he will touch me again.