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I am fine, though i am hotter than fire! After some bottles. Wanna join me? feeling my sytle.No mind them pretenders.I no fit retire!

CrazyMan:
If you must know, I'm 36 years possibly the oldest peoson here, so don't put me in the same caterigory with the little children.

meaning u will u die b4 us all things been equal,

guseman:
Says who?

dont mind him!

.me!

lysaa:
all these small small children, una parents know wetin una dey plan so? this competition is for 26yrs n above jorr

yes am above that cut off man.

I no fit invite u to my party make u no shayo, my eyes no clear, pass the bottles make e rich eyerybodii, oko won lode, tori oko won lode ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[quote author=by.dot link=topic=322035.msg4529139#msg4529139 date=1252732109]Yaba left, u shud be there![/quote]Says who?

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=322035.msg4529308#msg4529308 date=1252738766]well i guess i have no interest cos i dont even know where yaba is let alone left.[/quote]dont mind him!

[quote author=by.dot link=topic=322035.msg4528512#msg4528512 date=1252715862]Spoilt kids 'em[/quote]Old man, What are you insinuating? Me kid, I think you need your glasses Grand Pa!

CrazyMan:
But that's not fair, I have to participate like every other person, regardless of my crazy status.

Permission Granted

CrazyMan:
Guesman, why do you say I'm not qualified, or are you scared that I would scoope all the gold medals

Cos u a kolocious already!!!

@all
This competition has rules

1. It is for stable minded people who wants to visit the KOLO island and come back to their normal state after some hours or even days!

So Crazyman, you are always there so you are not qualify, sorry!

CrazyMan:
Ok.

Ok what? U too don kolo just like ur name abi?

CrazyMan:
His doing the house girl.

I dont understand you here bros, Shayo dey ur eyes, abi na friday hang over?

wonderful, God don catch frank o

lysaa:
are u up to 18yrs?

if not show a letter of consent duely signed by popsy.

Do i look like a kid to you?

Yea, many years above 18 years, so when are we starting the competition?

Av got alot of drinking SWAGGER!

Hi 'Staffs' in the House,
As the principal of 'Karacter College' also known as Eleko Beer Parlour. I think it is high time NB introduce Drinking competition!

We have Maltina Dance all, Gulder ultimate Search , Star Trek and now I am beging them to do STAR Drinking competition, I cant dance much, and I can speak too much english but beer parlour english, am i am great.

I cant wait to enter the DRINKING ACADEMY pls,

What do you guys think?

i think married pple can say much better stuff here, cos am still single. I will keep mute, but for your babes to tell u her salary??Miss call,  I don't hide my salary cos its still small so that she wont ask for what i cant afford!!but had it been its much more, i might be tempted to hide a(some) digits

NL will turn me to a witch one day, only me laughing like a baby when she sight her xmas cloth!

@kunmibola
Sebi i told you your babe will not beleive you are not guity as charged. Why are you losing at both ends? Had it been it is possible to carry over NYSC, o boy, I will be the first to re-apply cos I miss so many babial cruz, lol. I didnt say say you sud turn to something else o, but enjoy while the offer last

Let me share a secret with you, do you know that girls in my work Plaza were thinking I was not man enough cos i dont look at them twice but towards the end of NYSC, I did one little trick for them to know that I am really a graduate and from one ogbologbo sch was where i was trained(but na only me know say na film i do for them)

Let me tell you another kasala, my oga for office impreginated on Lt. Colnel daughter for army, where the girls mother came to the office.Do you know that my oga ran away, na me dem catch, but while dragging me, i told the woman wetin be my own?say i be corper, na so dem leave me, if not.olopaaaaaaaaaaaa oooooooooo.LOl.

My eyes see for Jos, so guy i blamed myself say i didnt commit, i for commit, all is story sha now. So do or no do! Your babe np believe u na, so do, i support. but if you go over do, OYO lo wa o. Spend your time and Alawi wisely.

I attended one party, for one village, inside river, (pool) OMG, it was gashhhh, but i discover dat same week we wre passing out, infact a day to our POP, lol

@Otondo Poster,
Are you good to go? I am hotter than fire during my NYSC camps days, fine boy to the core, see babes tripping and I was faithful, as in I kept my promise to my girl back home( My quin quin). But at the end of the NYSC year I regretted my faithfulness, you wonder why? My Quin cant/didnt ever beleived I never dated anybody, She was dating one Corper Medical doctor+ a Kia Rio car when I came back.

Stop dulling yourself! I know you will wonder why I am talking like this but thats the fact though its is 50/50 chance that your babe might do like my ex. She might not but that does not mean she cant, and the girl in question is someone that my whole family is aware that I am dating so that you wont think is a Pademinikoro stuff(you are an Oyo guy na)

Omo, many of my otondos in camp on POP day were all with their babes and many with protuding belle. I now start to wonder where was I all these years! I was terribly lonely during those years imagine serving in Jos with all those hot chicks, my only helping hand is one guy selling Shekpe and beer at our Bustop.

There are about two of my friends that dated married women and their relationships was quite Ok while it lasted though there will be some times when they will need to treat you like their baby. But most times they know are to show affection and care than most of these our babes! No be babes go turn to Married woman ne? These madams sef, i know its not easy to keep themselves for like 3-6 months, some one that is use to enjoy that thing everyday! They sleep with it and wake up with it!

If you are that stunning as claimed, many more madams will come after you! So what will you do? Run away again, guy make up your mind. Do or no do and stop behaving like a true Otondo. If you F**K that madam, hp u will tell us. Cheers

where is the link ?

Godfather welcome back, hope you didn't comsume much of the resources (Star/Gulder), any ways Dog no dey chop Dog thats why they admit you are their father. Dem dey craze?

@Poster
I can feel your pains but i am not an exception in this kind of situation but you have to keep believing that ONE DAY things will turn around and that is what i call HOPE.

Ask everybody that are the big guys in the Society today, they will share their own experience and in most cases you will know your experience is not the worst. I really appreciate your wife, most girls of nowadays will desert you when things are hard, I am a living witness and it has been happening right from the days of Job in the Bible, just keep been positive,

All the best.

If the Godfather himself was kidnapped. I bet you many more actors/actresses will be kidnapped and there is only one reason for all these; Corrupt leaders!

If these politicians can use their offices to enrich their pocket and family, then the poor guy on the street will use GUNS to collect their own rebate. Kidnapping is now a lucrative business in Nigeria now. So every body should beware cos Guys Must Chop,

Uncle Pete, I think you need to come to our village for fortification, because Guys may want to try that again.

One love

;DThis is serious, Its a lie, Am i wactching a movie. I pray they should let the man go in peace. Men, this is a story line for another film oooo, Na wahhhh

@All
CallRedux is real. I just confirmed that from a very realiable source. But you guys (CALLREDUX) need to clear the ground about things guys are not too clear about. And to the independent marketers, i think all the necessary things needed for the business has to be provided and if possible some training or lets say some face to face contacts.

Thanks

@moderator

I wonder why my post about CALLREDUX was delected Please dont make me think other wise oga,

@all
The story could be true! I was at Zain office at Ilupeju like two days back for internet settings. The guy that attented to me was just pressing my phone like 3o minutes before he finally handed the phone back to me that he cant configure my phone and I noticed he had deleted some internet manual settings i had on it before i gave it to him.

assuming he saw some shits on my phone as in, cheating them what do you think he will do? These guys at the front desk are quite familiar with lots of phones cos thats why athey are been paid. The guy is a guru and swear and he looks like a born again crook to me , u know na, Na theif sabi catch theif,

I need to sleep

@All

Let's be wise here. It seems someone is fooling us here and here are my reasons.

I was sent so many emails about this callredux stuff and many of them went to my bulk folder which means they are pushing out many if not thousands of mails out at the same time. After the online text which i wrote very well cos i have connection at home so i studied their site very well and i am sure i understand the details and since i have been into marketing for a while i was quite familira with their concept.

But when i was notified i passed i wasnt too suprised but what best my imagination was that i received about 11 SMS with the same content.

I have been on the net for many years now, am quite familiar with gsmtext which i understand is one of their site, webdomain and webserve or so was quite new to me but i was on those site. The concept of the web design was the same and i must admit it was a nice job but i think they are up to something different now.

My Uncle works with Glo and told me he saw Callredux proposal or leaflet at his office( he works at Glo main customer center at VI) which made me to have little faith in them but this issue of guys are raising now is making me to doubt tem more. I thought they are coming into the market with something great but i have a lot of fears now and i am not ready to part with my kobo not even naira

I received a text that i will be called for training and some other stuffs but till now nothing yet and that was on friday. My office is at Ilupeju so i have been waiting for where they will say it is located but I have not come across any office CALLREDUX yet, they might be doing this to avoid TAX but meen, i suspect foul play here,

I spent it all though cant remember clearly but am sure some bottles of beer will be part of what i spent the money on. Then some cloths and in church, cos am sure i will gladly dance to the altar that sunday wth money in my hands, u know, and at a point, to get to my church i need to be bouyant.

oluclem:
Ode, Wetin dey worry you, he be like say you just smoke Igbo finish beford you come NL
Get we know need people like you.
People wey no get shame dey write am for face? olodo

You can see it now that you are a very stupid boy and a weakling. Am not here to trade words with an idiot like you. Why I insulted you is to help your situation. I could have cyber-slapped you when i saw your reply but I know you are still a boy.

olanajim:
@poster,

I read through your post, and was tempted to see you as a responsible man. But in my estimation, you are far from it. However, I am going to give you the benefit of doubt, and accept that it was the devil's hand in the whole matter.

That justifies how foolish you are. And before you say anything here on NL again you will think twice. Ode, Ole, Ole,ashewo, odoko,olojukoko,atoole . You better becareful or else,

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=302196.msg4263463#msg4263463 date=1248817089]shame wetin? my forefathers have been paying bills, men have paid their dues, it is time 4 women to take care of men, i have volunteered for this test, after all, what a man can do women can do better.[/quote]So why are they refusing to accept this one,

gloriuss:
oh! so u are one of those guys. . . . . . without hope or maybe with a bleak future. . .  .ha! im so glad u revealed urself at least its a warning sign for all *sensible* ladies on NL to STEER CLEAR. . . . . we want HUSBAND MATERIAL. . . NOT A LIABILITY!!!

Hope the message is clear for u. . .  . . . oh and do u still want a female to pay ur bills!
shameless eh?

I see. So every sensible woman cant share responsibilities again. I am so sorry for Guys that are bread winners not only in your household but in your in-law's cos am very sure all these SENSIBLE girls wont help you out if things turn around, Imagine some guys sending their GF to the Uni, when even the guy is a school cert holder, is that not miss call? Our girls dem eyes dey chuk oooo, and Mr Nice guy seems not to be in Naija again, all of them seems to have relocated to, where, oh Quatar, Afganistan, Pakistan, LOl

oluclem:
Julian, this girl is shameless, publish her name in all the dailies she will not be ashame.

Nop

You are very stupid boy. Dont you know that before you start your ponking course with her And for your information, how many girl will tell people that you bleeped her if not a prostitute and even a prostitute will say it in a coded way. Idiot

Turn to a pastor over night and start preaching to her claiming you are a new creature. Mind you, dont try it if you know you might still interested in future otherwise, it will turn to a more worser situation later,

i reserve my comments but if i may ask, why did you start what you can't finish? From experience, why dont you form activities? As in pretending to be too busy lately, if that didn't work, start pretending as if you just born again over night after all your boss is a Pastor and tell her old things has passed away, you are a new creature .if the two option didnt work, say it on here, there are many plenty options.