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Romance / Re: The Only Aspect Nigerian Men Beat Caribbean Men At by guvna(m): 11:40am On Apr 06
Wow...na you go know...ashi
Romance / Re: I Have Never Met Pretty Girls From Antigua And Anguilla by guvna(m): 11:38am On Apr 06
What a dumb post.

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Crime / Re: Young Boys High On Drugs, Wasting Lives In Zombie-like State (video) by guvna(m): 3:42am On Mar 27
Ikembeku:
Yoruba way

Your papa and mama way.
Car Talk / Re: Rate This Car Transformation On A Scale Of 1-10. by guvna(m): 7:40pm On Feb 05
SALLYBERRY01:
A very short story

What an ugly beast.

Rating -20. Very ugly
Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by guvna(m): 7:51pm On Feb 01
Eunoiaa:
A woman's libido is something of an astronomical nature, and therefore cannot be 'tamed.' Women only get married to fulfil all righteousness, and just to, you know, satisfy the primordial urge of a man for a fulfilment found only in marriage.

So there's nothing like managing temptation for a married woman. This is a truth all men must accept to have a happier, healthier marital life. So the best you can do when you notice that your wife has started looking outside is to pick the young men she frolics with yourself. I mean, she's not doing it for the emotional benefits, she's doing it for the physical release which you alone can not supply.

So your best bet as a man is to help her pick men who are only interested in sex, too, not a man who will want to snatch her from you.

This is the secret of men of old to their long-lasting marriages, but somehow men of nowadays did not have it handed down to them, and now they have the redpill deceiving them that they should not accept a cheating woman. Hahahahahaha. See as a man, your honor is in celebrating a cheating wife, let me tell you. Don't allow bitter young men to mislead you in losing your marriage. Stay with a cheating wife, cherish her, have her needs met by different men, and you'll glow. To marry a promiscuous woman is to marry well.


So, anyway where was I? Yes. The sexual urges of a woman to mate with as much males as possible cannot be repressed. To get married to a woman who doesn't have this urge is a recipe for disaster. So your best bet as a man is helping her to select the playing fields that she plants her juices in.

Let me stop here for now. When I remember more green pills for managing cheating as a married man, I'll edit this comment and add them.

Complete and total harlortt, LovePeddler, you should have a brothel !

If you have a man, what a pity. Stay in the brothel, you'll do well there!!
Romance / Re: Why all men prefa Lightskin Females. by guvna(m): 5:57am On Jan 19
MrCork:
All men belif no man is a real man until he date lightskin female...at least 2
To cut the lonnng story short, dating lightskin females will improve yor liife becuzz they dont cheat & they always loyal..THANK ME LATER!!!!! {no oofeincse) angry

Very stupid post

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Politics / Re: Army Releases Video Of Encounter With Bandits In Southern Kaduna by guvna(m): 9:21pm On Jan 13
LexusGs350:
I am in dire need of a clean 2015 Lexus GS350 F-sport

Car seat color must be maroon ๐Ÿ™

I wonโ€™t mind if it is a naija used
But must be very clean..

Go check Jiji, instead of using style to beg for bargain!!
Crime / Re: Akure Socialite 'Saybayo' Died In Brothel After Sex Romp With Mistress - Police by guvna(m): 9:15pm On Jan 13
PrinceofSarcasm:
He has soiled the name his father left for him.. just imagine, the good name this father worked hard honestly to build up and left for him , he has ruined it just like that !
He wil forever be remembered as that Uncle that died on top of woman. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


His younger sister will forever be remembered as the younger sis to that guy who died on top of a woman ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

And you're a Saint right??
A55wiipe!!
Politics / Re: History Will Judge Me, I Served Nigeria Best Way I Could โ€“ Babangida by guvna(m): 12:44am On Dec 25, 2023
Stupid man, stupid Babangida. The architect and founder of Nigeria's current mess in corruption and fraud.

History will forever remember that, azzhole.
Romance / Re: Please I Want To Collect Loan To Squander by guvna(m): 3:50am On Nov 24, 2023
I pray EFCC is on to your idea
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerians Have Bought The American Market - Ghanaian Music Executive (video) by guvna(m): 10:33pm On Nov 18, 2023
Entprys:
Excuses.

It is because

Igbo youths are naturally creative.

And thank God for our yoruba children here. They are good in coppying them bumber t bumber


Lol...check out this moogu's statement....what a dunce!! Isi ewu...

Wetin your papa no copy?? Baboon
Business / Re: "Blame No One But Yourself" - BUA Replies Dangote In Explosive Letter by guvna(m): 4:57am On Nov 04, 2023
lwisee:
shocked

The end of Dangote Monopoly is near.
That man wicked no be small.


Amen!!!
Culture / Re: The Ooni Of Ife Wearing The Aare Crown As He Parades The Ancient Ife Town by guvna(m): 11:31pm On Oct 01, 2023
RevDesm0ndJuju:
Before they come and comment rubbish.

Below are their ancestors circa 1920s.

You're a big FOOL typical terrorist bastardw.
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Dying For Me? (pics) by guvna(m): 1:28am On Sep 28, 2023
This is a Dumb ass post, u sure say u normal??
U look gay by the way...u like man yansh??
Politics / Re: Wike Not Just FCT Minister, But My Adviser โ€“ Tinubu by guvna(m): 4:13am On Sep 15, 2023
Frigga13:


If e no pain you,. You no for reply

Next

I hate fools

You're a piece of shitt. Monkey brain
Politics / Re: Wike Not Just FCT Minister, But My Adviser โ€“ Tinubu by guvna(m): 4:11am On Sep 15, 2023
Frigga13:
Someone wants to derail..

However I know Ekpa.. in his foolishness and stupidity is greater than all Yoruba dead and alive.. from awolowo to druggie. Down to all Yoruba gods , ..

Meanwhile

Picture a mixture of a drug baron and an alcoholic monkey..



Druggie and Drunk

God help Nigerians
God bless Nigeria

E pain this low level brained fool well well.
Education / Re: Awa'aji Zanna Graduates With FIRST CLASS From Indian University by guvna(m): 6:42am On Aug 12, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
I must say that I am very proud of this news.

Meanwhile; it is better for me to be a drug pusher than a skull miner and organ harvester

The truth is that, the south west is fast turning into a hunted zone by vampires and human blood sucking carnivores looking for who to use for money rituals.

Not to justify crime but everyone who does hard drugs is fully aware of the health consequences to their bodies, but you see organ harvesting and skull mining; please run away from them.

I personally can never live in the south west region of the country, those who do, I donโ€™t know how they do it but I canโ€™t. I better live in the north or south east or south south.

See this punk...where u dey live now in Naija wey better pass Lagos?? Biaaatcch, where you from sef, negative dunce.

Na your runz business dey make you fear Lagos??
Romance / Re: Married But In Love With Someone Else by guvna(m): 6:52pm On Jul 26, 2023
Dimaya:
OP, you have to mend your marriage. It doesn't matter whether you wanted the child or not, the child is here and has to be raised well by both his parents.

I don't care whatever the sidechic tells you, she doesn't care about you or what happens to your family and children. In all likelihood, this is how she thinks about you and your wife:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2hppHc_wFU



Women do NOT love men. They see men mostly as utility- an implement/instrument that can be used. If the outside lady sees you finish like your wife has, she too will start to misbehave.

Also, when women have children, they are forced to change. Raising children especially below age 5, is extremely stressful. Your wife will have sleepless nights and she won't get enough rest. Better adapt and seek support of family members in childcare. It seems your wife is experiencing parenting burnout. She needs your understanding. You both need patience.

OP, you can still repair your marriage. Go to your wife, plead with her to overlook your indiscretions. Tell her it was a moment of weakness. And work on getting your family back together. Don't let your children suffer the consequences of growing up in a broken home.

These are tricky love decisions. I wish you all the best.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ2ulJMb_pk



Wise words, bless you sir.
Crime / Re: Man Sells His Three Children For N1.5m In Rivers by guvna(m): 6:35pm On Jul 26, 2023
The federal and state governments need to be more responsible and building larger scale prison and jails.

But due the large scale of corruption seems to have blinded their eyes for decades.

We need MORE PRISONS !!
Romance / Re: Names Of Guys That CANNOT Shift A Woman's Womb by guvna(m): 4:52pm On Jul 25, 2023
Puss360:
Abeg remove "Deji" from that list... My encounter with 3 different Dejis so far was mind-blowing.....๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

I trust you, pro !!

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Politics / Re: Reuben Abati, Rufai Oseni Hail Tinubu For Representing Nigeria Well In France by guvna(m): 11:41pm On Jun 25, 2023
This is by far better president than Peter Obi could ever be, fake to be, or hope to be. Long Life and good health to PBAT ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ .
Celebrities / Re: Portable Brags: "Michael Jackson's Glory Isn't As Great As Mine" (Video) by guvna(m): 10:07pm On Jun 21, 2023
Give this dunce a few years, he'll be destitute soon at the rate he's moving
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Receives Mr. Sunil Bharti Mittal, Global Chairman, Airtel by guvna(m): 8:29pm On Jun 19, 2023
TemplarLandry:
T I N U B U

Better than the others - Buhari the dunce, Obi the fake Saint, Atiku the schemer...
Politics / Re: Former President Buhariโ€™s House Interior In Katsina Causes Stir (Video) by guvna(m): 7:49am On Jun 03, 2023
Basic123:

Exactly, LIKE PETER OBI!

I hate fake politicians.

Tinubu never fake!



Exactly, very fake guy, and the so called obidients, beleive and obey his every move and word. He must be an angel or a Saint, nonsense!!

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Romance / Re: Can Anyone Help Me Understand This Image? by guvna(m): 2:38am On May 26, 2023
Rokiat:
Men wouldnโ€™t mind putting their
Private into any hole overlooking all consequences just for a few minutes of pleasure.

I want mind your back hole. ;-)
Politics / Re: Peter obi: Dangote refinery will give us Additional Savings On Foreign Exchange by guvna(m): 6:13am On May 24, 2023
Peter Obi will NOT be President !!

Stop being delusional dunces, dumb nuts, peanut brain ๐Ÿง !!

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Politics / Re: What Tony Blair And I Discussed - Bola Tinubu by guvna(m): 6:04am On May 24, 2023
Tntsi:
Tinubu will not sit on the seat of president.
He is heading to a disastrous fall.

This year 2023, Peter obi and Datti ahmed will kick start the new Nigeria

FOOL!!
Politics / Re: What Seyi Tinubu Did When He Met President Muhammad Buhari (Picture) by guvna(m): 9:24pm On Dec 11, 2022
Asgard73:
Buhari is not decieved โ€ฆ not even Aisha.. you dey dobale .. still dey use mind the curse am..

No be Bayerebe again?

The world knows this Yoruba pattern .. even Yoruba people know say the world know them pass seyi..

None is fooled.. maybe except Op.


North2023

Foolish words by a FOOL
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kidnap 9 Travellers In Cross River State (Pics, Video) by guvna(m): 1:04pm On Nov 16, 2022
These animals are still operating under this useless government?
Politics / Re: J.martins At Peter Obi Rally Today - Photos by guvna(m): 4:47pm On Oct 02, 2022
I truly hope Obi wins the next coming presidential elections.

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