₦airaland Forum

risos:
Now is the right time to go into coffin business, thank me later.

Yes to save cost incase you or any of your family member die as a result of corona virus, Please be fast about it

risos:
Now is the right time to go into coffin business, thank me later.

yes to save cost incase you or any of your family member die. Please better be fast about it.

fergieboy:
No be Chloroquine wey they scratch body ?

nooooh na the one wey the scratch yansh and bloncos

RandomVic:
While other countries have shut down schools since day 1. We are always too slow to react in this part of the world.

So because they did not shut down school untime means they should not shut down schools again. We are our own problems, we complain when the wrongh thing is done and also complain when the right thing is done. Better late than never.

WaistPain:
Come to think Of it,..... maybe buhari deliberately allowed Coronavirus into the country so that it will look as if he did exactly what Jonathan's PDP government did in tackling Ebola!!!.... Trying to match Goodluck Jonathan's performance at every given opportunity.


God epp us make e no be say this people wan use us play politics

The most idiotic and senseless comment ever in the history of nairaland.

hmonaco:
Source: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/i-mistakenly-raped-4-yr-old-girl-suspect.html

They should mistakenly sentence him to death by general beating or better still they should mistakenly hand him over to a native doctor for money rituals, idiot animal infact mistake kill you dia

brightalo1010:
Even you that is typing are you a good person?

dont mind him, all they know how to do is to conderm.

healthserve:
Riding on the tide of popularity to appear legitimate.

Unfortunately, We now know shamans are not prophets now no matter how well they disguise or how accurately they might fit the right scripture in.

Sadly, if it's not of God, it's not lf God, no matter how a shaman portrays himself.


Cc: Do your research using this search phrases

Shaman

Shamanism

Mahanta

Messenger of the devil

Occultic healer



Satanists disguising themselves as prophets disguising occultic healing as prophetic work to conduct nonsense and magic disguised as miracle. But are mere magic

the must annoying thing regarding what you just comment up there is that you think you have or make sense. Some of una go just carry pastors matter for head like afro. Continue

Rooney accuse the england FA of being too greeding for failing to prosphone the league, he also went further to say the FA treat players like guinea pig and they should be asham of themselves, till this moment nobody call rooney to order. All of you condeming mikel are either stupid or idiotic

Ernerstdavid55:
I saw plenty things no 1 is dat Hawaii AirPods..no 2 she’s still cute while sleeping no 3 dat shit is none my business

non of your business or non of our business

diasporaman:
Apostle Joshua Selman, a Zaria based preacher who is in London for Apostolic meeting was awestruck when he asked members of the church to hold their hands and none was willing to take the risk. The UK is one of the most affected countries of the coronavirus epidemic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMW0blG06V8

That was how my pastor said turn to your neighbour and give him or her kiss, now imagin a married man watching on tv and seeing another man kissing his wife, baba na to call family meeting be dat oh, or she go pack her things go live with the pastor. Nonsense and bobrisky.

morikee:
Missed my jamb exam today, I'm really terrified.

How he take concern us? No be only terrified na terry G.

Simplyleo:
It is my useless Nigerian leaders, not yours pls.

Under that my useless leaders, network service providers operate on pay as you go "without power".

Pls, you are a whiteman, so allow we black Nigerians to decide what we want.

this is the best way to reply an idiot.

Macsjebs:
source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/mysterious-mammoth-bone-circles-could-21701377

This people go just the find wetin no the find them.

quineP:
Hi everyone

To the doctors in the house

I would like to go straight to the point, ive had irregular periods for a year plus and i was told to run a hormonal profile test which came out fine. Now the issue im having is my fiance wants me to get pregnant before having our wedding inwhich im fine with but i jst dont know how to go about it. I dont know the type of test to run and the type of drugs to use to make my period normal.

Note: ive bin to the hospital and i was told its because im in my late twenties thats why im having irregularities.

Pls doctors in the house should come to my aid

like i said in my first post, the doctor that did hormonal profile test for you is sick in the head. Look for a good hospital like FMC that has different department and lay you your complain, no any doctor can treat you if he or she is not a gynecologist. Avoid those mushroom doctors that only need your money, no one doctor can treat all ailment, be warn and be wise

quineP:
Hi everyone

To the doctors in the house

I would like to go straight to the point, ive had irregular periods for a year plus and i was told to run a hormonal profile test which came out fine. Now the issue im having is my fiance wants me to get pregnant before having our wedding inwhich im fine with but i jst dont know how to go about it. I dont know the type of test to run and the type of drugs to use to make my period normal.

Note: ive bin to the hospital and i was told its because im in my late twenties thats why im having irregularities.

Pls doctors in the house should come to my aid

what you have is nothing but an untreated infection, the doctor that did hormonal profile test for you got it wrongh. I would have recommended some drugs for you but they are many types of infection which can lead to irregular periods and treatment differs, but sometimes it is normal(natural) for some people to have irregular periods, just go for another test.

Light78:
Good Pm to you all. So today I decided to do some sanitation in my home. It rained heavily today's morning which made me abandon some parts.

This evening I decided to continue, as I was working I see these two snakes crawling around. I quickly took a long stick and planked their heads one after the other.

I took precaution by putting on a rainboot, an eye glass(if it is a spitting snake), a cup of kerosene in case if it wants the fight in another way.

I found out that the two snakes doesn't have a triangular heads and the stomach linings close to their tail shows they are non-venomous. I checked but couldn't find any fangs just teeth.

I fear snake more than anything else, my neighbour kill snake inside her room, from that day till this moment na ontop reading table i dey sleep and if i hear any noise inside my room na so i go open my eyes the observe till morning.

NaijaRoyalty:
Diri, be becareful with that man make he no infect you with his cluelessness.

Diri get sense befor? Even you wey na chairman of mumunism still get sense pass Diri.

Omenaalanka:
helinues my heartbeat
i want to kiss you
I want to love youuuu
I want to fork youuuu
helinues m ooooo
come to my bed chamber ooo

bros dont rush to comment whenever you smoke weed, calm down for like two hours.

Olubadan1:
Chad is repaying Angola a debt of $100m (£82m) with cattle, Angola's state-run newspaper has reported.

The unusual agreement is seen as creating a win-win situation for both nations - Chad is short of cash while Angola needs cattle.

More than 1,000 cows arrived by ship in Angola's capital, Luanda, as the first payment, Jornal de Angola reported.

In total, Angola would receive 75,000 cattle over 10 years, meaning it has accepted payment of $1,333 per animal.

Chad would send a further 3,500 head of cattle later this month, the report added.

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-51925035

Nigeria should start exchanging humans for loans, i bet my left balls that the first person to be exchange for loans will be bobrisky.

Mosthandsomeboy:
Let them ship all our cattles too to countries we are owing..we are tired of cattle wahala in Nigeria.
Infact ship out bobrisky,all our senators and house of reps members, they are useless to us

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha kekekekekekekeke kikikikikikikikikikikikiki hohohohohohohohoh una no go kill person for nairaland. Wetin concern bobrisky for this matter self.

NaijaRoyalty:
He's been disgraced before, he will be disgraced again

Na your disgrace? Why you carry ham for head like afro,

ityP:
He will receive his own uppercut 2023

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Freddykrueger:
Sanusi can only be president of kano, and that's if Ganduje will not throw in a lifetime ban, prohibiting the spoilt kid from ever coming back to kano.

Una no the tire? Then it was buhari can only be the president of sambisa forest, now sanusi can only be the president of kano, make una continue, later una go the shout imagilization, i remember when pa chuckwudi carry buhari matter for head then like afro. This is the time for we southern to also decide who we represent us in 2023. If a northern is re-elected a president of this country again, we would surely hold the easth (igbo) responsible because they dont act always making noise on line. I strongly believe you dont even have a voters card.

YorubaKinging:
Lol, the devil is a liar
Aethism are against all forms of religion except science
Where as science is also a religion , a belief in action and reactions
So riddle me this
What was before the so called big bang?

no scientist has ever answer or attempt to anwer this question. yet most athiest believe in it. Is this not an height of foolishness.

Herdsmen:
.. and they keep fvckin the great oracle of yorubaland ..
The Jagaban of “Africa “

Reduced him to a writer.. that skillfully need to remind them of being a stakeholder

Oracle wey Dey write letter na oracle..

Is just the beginning..

Imagine after the hype following his letter .. the still the position him and his men..

Walahi fa...
Cabals are seriously wicked

stop smoking weed. It is seriousely affecting you.

MelesZenawi:
Chaii

They really want to finish tinubu.
Oshiomhole and now Ajimobi.

How?

RichDad1:
[quote author=BUHARIISCURSED post=87493444]Strategist way no get power or mouth reach KYARI na yeye strategist

Them they test him mumu button

If matter set tomorrow I go assure you say even ADAMS go betray tinubu. You no go ask Jonathan way him hate how he worshipped him when he wanted to be Governor

He go stay clear Edo matter, if he do anyhow shaibu go chop am for him village
Awon werey See them

see as you dey disgrace yourself. So jonathan was a president before osho became a governor abi. Now say to yourself that you are very stupid and idiotic

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Not just ATMs my sister

Some will transfer money to your account (how they get your details and phone number is what I don't know)

Then they call you on the phone, saying that they mistakingly sent to you and blah blah blah, and they want you to send it to another account or whatever (different from the one that sent it to you)

This country and wickedness ehn[/color]

This same thing happened to me early last year, some one transfer 57,000 to my account, after two days he called me that he mistakenly send some money to my account and i should transfer the money back to him. The next day he sent me an account number and told me that i should remove 7000 from the money and send him 50,000, i told him that i am a soldier and right now i am in sambisa forest, uptil now the idiot has not call me again even when i call him severally he refused to pick his call.

Omakraid:
How did she pee all along? Just on first thought shaaaa
Wow.... FTC on front page, Sunday oloyin momo. This is to God the giver of life who did not allow typhoid to snatch my life this past week

Abeg bros immediately you see alert for being the first to comment no forget your guy ooh. Even if na 1k i go manage ham. I take God beg you.

tydi:
I stopped smoking weed a long time ago bro.. Though I missed it.
Where I live now its forbidden. So I speak with my clear mind. And I know the truth is always bitter and hits harder than you think.

sorry i thought you are still smoking weed. Anyway much respect.

tydi:


He's from where please I guess he's not a Nigerian but all the these fulani-chad descendants that wants to make Nigeria their abode.. They should send him back through the desert where he came from on the back of his camel before he contaminate my ipobians people finish.

Must you smoke weed?