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Humanoid01:
Why do people keep saying this? What does it mean?

wantin to ask this same question

Adaogwashi1:
Nice one sir






I still remain Ada ogwashi

you this girl, you no dey tire? Who Ada ogwashi help, e be like say you never chop slap befor.reply me if thunder no fire you dia. For the last time comot for road make i pass

wwwihy:
https://mobile.twitter.com/aishambuhari/status/1245802838997061634

No wonder they refuse to ban flight from coming to the country, idiotic leaders

igbarasdynasty:
Give them the COVID 19 on routine basis! ......

If Rituals work, why are those native doctors leaving a peasant life Shey them no like better thing??

who told you does things dont work? If you are doubting bring a pregnant fly and a virgin lizard to me any day of you choice and i will make you invincible, no matal or iron can piers your body

Kwanza:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/02/garba-shehu-paid-propagandist-hired-distract-nigerians-complex-issues-health-%E2%80%94soyinka

prof just shut the bleep off, you think controlling a pendamic is same as writting a play? Or you think you know better than the entire word leaders that are shuting down places as a result of advice from doctors around the world. People are dying and you are here spewing rubish, you have being making noise for days now yet you fail to give the government a single altanative, in ghana, south africa, ivory, sudan, cameroon, russia, spain, uk, italy, usa, saudi infact all over the world, it was their president or prime minister that declear a total lockdown yet no single person has come out to challenge their government. You open your big mouth to say we are not at war, if this is not war then what is it? you think you know better idiot cultist

TIGRITIS:
Oga prof, with due respect sir, you are an authority in your field. Medicine is not your field of study. The situation at hand is not about who is being paid for whatever reason. It is also not about trading of words. It is about the safest approach to save lives. Sir, in this case, a 400 level medical student is of more relevance than you. I'm sure you know it. So, oga prof, leave matter where e dey. If you have any contributions, don't hesitate, but if non, pls shut the fvck up.

true talk

Restoresp:
All our leaders past and present need to be quarantined with koboko for putting us in this mess

They should be sentence to death by public beating, i tell you people go transport from all part of the country to the venue, some go even use flight to the venue in order to partake for the beating

UnaToto:
Just an advice: Make sure you smash that Toto before you let her go.



UnaToto

you don go smoke that your weed again abi? Though you make sense.

nero2face:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/covid-19-osinbajo-govs-meet-to-consider-more-palliatives-2/

the best VP in the history of this country, always careful with his speech, has no known enemy, has never said any negative thing about the pass leaders and has never insult or exchange worlds with any opposition members, always maintain is cool. Love by both the muslim and christian alike, the only people that hate this man is simple because he is a member of the apc, if Dino, wike, saraki and fayose could not paint this man black then i strongly say he is as white as a snow

AgentNairaland:
We Go Hear Breaking News Soonest


Abeg ooo I Am Not A Prophet, Our Prophet Muhammad Pbuh Was The Last Prophet On Earth Till Today...

Hope the breaking news will not be for any member of your family, most especially from your father? Just asking

The questions begging for an answer is
(1)who authourise the police men to escourt the said consignment? (2)who or which company are they delivering the consigment to?
(3)what are they using or going to use the explosive for? (4)did the police know the content of the consignment they are escourting?

Explorers:
Immediately you and the policemen took off, the bomb exploded.


My question to you is, how did you guys out run the shock waves that destroyed those building and everything in path like over 100meters away in radius

good question, i keep asking myself this some question, how is this possible, a bomb that destroyed everything in it path within 50metes above and yet you and the said police men escape with slight injury, how?

ItooWorWor:
Expired prick

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, hohohohohohohohoho una no go kill person for nairaland, expired prick kill you dia

Aksnoopy:
No, you used Google my friend. And you got 2 and 3 wrong even with the help of your Google.

bros i am also a doctor, ask me three question and if i get it correctly i will also ask you just a single and simple question

I wonder how some people reason, you caught your elder brother masturbating and you are asking us what you should do, ok my advice for you is that you should pack out of his house then proceed to a radio station and announce it to the whole world. Idiot of your type, did you caught him raping someone? Or did you caught him stealing or killing someone? Infact bringing this issue to this forum shows that you lake respect and home training, you dont have single respect for your elder brother, you are telling us that is a sin against God where else people like you smoke all types of weed or can you swear that you have not slept with a lady befor? My question for you is that is fornication a sin? If yes, have you done it befor?if yes, done shut the Bleep off

freeman131:
I have noticed for about a year now that my Elder brother(age 29) who's a doctor masturbates for a living.

I started living with him in Abuja since April last year.

One night I had a strange nightmare so I decided to tell him about this but to my utmost surprise I caught him masturbating using a porn video in his laptop.

I was really shocked and as a caring younger bro I tried to confront him.

He told me that he's been battling with this act since his University days.

The surprising thing is that he's got a pretty girlfriend who loves him so much.

I had already advised him on seeking spiritual cleansing from our pastor, all to no avail.Now I feel really guilty knowing this and confused about how to make him stop this.

Should I inform my parents, pastor, siblings or his girlfriend?

Please I need constructive advice thanks.

Bros you are nothing but a jobles idiot, you should have told us that you caught him raping a goat, otonto like you

Adaogwashi1:
Tell me any country in the world that is ready?







I still remain Ada ogwashi

Wather you remain Ada ogwashi or Ada mumugwashi, how e take concern us, abeg comot for road make i pass befor you chop slap,* e be like say you daft abi? I say comot for road make i pass, Ada ogwashi kill you dia

Shegricho:
#WengerOut

You no the tire to smoke weed? Wenger out kill you dia

Shegricho:
#WengerOut

too much weed is bad,

Iyiataata92:
Woman and complain na 5&6. You dick is small, they complain its too small. Your dick is big, they complain its too big. You cum quick, they call you 40 seconds man. You last longer, they accuse you of using drug. You do this, no. You do that, no.

What do they really want?

hahahahahahahahahahaha, bros abeg na which babe provoke you like this

JAWBONE:
A couple of days ago, I made this post

https://www.nairaland.com/5763559/nigerian-army-general-admit-challenges

Today the General in this video has being redeployed.



http://saharareporters.com/2020/03/31/breaking-nigerian-army-removes-general-viral-video-asking-weapons-fight-boko-haram

what can of country is this? So they want him to fight boko haram with matchet and stone, this the right time for corona virus to visit some of this useless generals. How can you be fighting insurgencies in the north and all the head of the nigeria forces happen to be from the north, who does that? This country is the most useless country on earth, with a useless leaders and useless followers,

Zico5:
Our leaders need to be taught the lesson of their life cos of their ineptitude. They thought covid-19 will only affect the masses alone and that's the reason they left it to enter unabated. How I wish this this Corona started from the dullard himself? I'm very sure all of them will get their shares of this Corona pandemic
They may not die but the should share the accompanied pains. Never will they joke with our health system again. This pandemic will surely change lot of things if they will learn.

definately right

GOFRONT:
Corona why??

Corona pls take Abba Kyari and return Yaradua to us...

Pls take Allison Diezani and return Dora Akunyili to us.....

Take Yaya Bello and return El Rufai..

You make sense until you mention EL Rufai make e kukuma take the two of them, EL RUfai wey make my father become tenant by force.

FREEMADNESS:
a wise man with a stupid boss spoke.

number 4 citizen of Nigeria

Buhari
Abba kyari
Ahmed lawal
osibanjo

Buhari made it so.

In every where it is like that, infact the chief of staff is more active and popular than the vice president. In usa the chief of staff is called the assistant president or sometime the gate keeper. Now if you want to argue just use you google and type the assistant president or gatekeeper of the usa. You will be shock to know that the chief of staff is actually the vice president practically

tundemoney:
Is there any country in this world where President's chief of staff is more powerful & influential than the Vice President?
List them out please!
Number 1. Nigeria
Number 2. Xxxxxx

Bros we should not allow ignorant to kill us, what you dont know you dont argue, did you know that in the united state the chief of staff is also call the assistant president or the gate keeper. He is even popular than the vice president and even more active, though the position is not recorgnised by the constitution, NOW use your google and type the assistant president or the gate keeper of USA president or white house, you will be shock with the out come of the result

Yaribanzaonic:
Somebori please tell ...the errand boy that he speaks now because Abba Kyari ain't around. His Views are totally irrelevant.

nobody is talking about your father here please. By the way has your father deliver that message his landlord asked him to deliver?

farem:
Local gorilla, learn!

hahahahahahaha bros you wicked die, you call somebody gorilla e no do you, you con add local ontop.

lalasticlala:
It's reported that Coronavirus (COVID-19) is more deadly to older people and people with pre-existing health conditions.

Here are stories of some very old people that recovered from coronavirus around the world.


Source: https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/world/2020/03/103-year-old-chinese-woman-becomes-oldest-person-to-survive-coronavirus.amp.html



https://www.thelocal.it/20200327/italian-101-year-old-leaves-hospital-after-recovering-from-coronavirus/amp



Source: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-chinese-man-aged-100-recovers-disease-a4383741.html?amp



Source: https://vietnamtimes.org.vn/97-year-old-woman-is-the-oldest-to-recover-from-coronavirus-in-south-korea-18801.html&mobile=yes&amp=1

96-year-old coronavirus patient makes full recovery



Source: https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202002/14/WS5e4684b7a310128217277ab9.html



Source: https://www.today.com/today/amp/tdna176531

i thought its about snake

Made4naijalove:
Regina Daniels' mum, Rita Daniels cries as she sings to God to put an end to the coronavirus pandemic

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k8Pu0_4Pi0

see as sucking an old man penis don disfigure the shape of her mouth, idiotic somebody

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Nobody can separate me from my bottles

Imagine life without booze!
It is gonna be absolute nonsense and very boring!

That sweet feeling you get after sipping some bottles is second to non

Even 70% of women dey love men when dey drink ( fact)
They don't say it but deep in thier heart that is what they want

Bar man abeg give this guy one bottle of legend and two stick of benson

paradigmshift:
Nigeria is The most useless country on Earth

It seems you dont know anything, how can you say nigeria is the most useless country on earth, for your information nigeria is the most useless, stupid, idiotic, mumurish and animalistic country on the entire planet not earth