₦airaland Forum

sassysure:
What is this?
Mere swipe of handkerchief over his face turned his nose deep red.
Who advises these people?
He needs mental evaluation.
Hope his prikk were able to change colour too.

And he will use foreign accent too. See his over dyed hair

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, abeg na who provoke you like this, i don laugh sotey tears the comot for my eyes. Mouth no go kill una for nairaland

PAGAN9JA:
Wicked bastar.d. killing unborn eggs. May corona strike this idi.ot and the op as well.

bros na sleep the catch you so, i believe say if you sleep small you go the alright.

Obrigardo:
Can you explain how the outbreak is affecting this biz specific

good question? For you to even reply him shows that you have alot of time,

chrisxxx:
A Farmer in Anaka Community, Ogbogoro Town in Obio/Akpor LGA Rivers State killed a huge Python in his Farm.

According to the farmer, the Python had been a threat to his Farm animals. It took him a lot of planning and surveillance to get the python killed.

The farmer could be seen in the pix with his prize hung on his neck. Eggs found in the belly of the python are as seen in the picture attached.

i can confidently set my black big left balls and my penis to any ritualist or native doctor that this must get to FP

Goodgod213:
In the midst of corona landlord is still penetrating

That is woman for you. If My own mother can jam oyibo man forget her only son for Nigeria, called me thief when I have never lived with her before, destroy my self self esteem to the extent I almost committed Sucide 4 times. Then I see no Good in Any Nigerian Lady

i feel your pain bro, there is nothing so disheartening like having emotional issues with your mum, there is no such heart broke as this. Your life becomes meaningless, you hate everything about yourself, i once pass through this and till this moment my self esteem is totally dead.

arinze198:
Source: https://pmexpressng.com/tenant-catches-landlord-with-wife-in-bed-kills-him-instantly/

imagin this nonsense, if i happen to be this guy i would just castrate the land lord plough off his eyes and watch him die slowling and to the idiot wife i will look for hot water mixed with pepper and pour it in her pussy and separate her breast from her chest.

Amotolongbo:
https://thenationonlineng.net/covid-19-pastor-stopped-from-conducting-naming-ceremony-in-ondo/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

they should make sure they chase and arrest the idiot and beat him black and white in order to format his brain so that he will have sense, must you gather people in other to do naming ceremony? I wonder why we dont have sense in this country.

UnaToto:
When is he going to abroad for treatment?





-- UnaToto, 2020

bros this your weed wey you the smoke go make sense die, abeg where you buy the weed from?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
What da fuckkkk

Which means our governor don get am
Anyway! I know so many people is gonna come out positive in Edo state because presently only hospitals in Abuja, Lagos and Edo have the capacity to test for the virus
And for all those celebrating that only the elites are testing positive. Don't celebrate yet
The common man is not willing to go for test. Most people in da street are already positive
Only the elites are going for test!

And they are going to to recover fast because they won't be at the back of the queue for treatment and ventilator

Damnnn. Although my sisters bought hand sanitizer

But let me just continue to drink my 33 beer and wait for death! No money for Heineken anymore
Damnnn all die na die

bros abeg shift for me make i sidon, bar man abeg bring one bottle of legend for me and one bottle of heineken for this Damnnn niggarrr. bros abeg no smoke the weed finish ooh, i dey come make i go piss

mikeweezy:
If this set should go now as batch A Nigeria will have hope small before the others set of politicians will follow suit for batch B

hahahahahahahahaha hohohohohohohohoho hehehehehehehehe laughing in latin, chinese and swahili at thesame time. Bros you wicked die, abeg make i continue to the laugh jor. Hahahahahahahahahaha hohohohohohohohoho hehehehehehehehehe hihihihihihihihihihihihi

Sagay212:
But really why did many of these people run from UK to Nigeria? Were they thinking they'll be safe here or the virus will be better managed in Nigeria? You run away from nigeria because you know it's a useless country but think it's smart to come back because of Corona virus? Na wa

Dont mind them, they should remain in europe and continue their dirty life. Why are they runing back to nigeria. Useless son from a criminal father, now the idiot will spraid the virus to some nigerians that has never seen a plan in their life not to talk of traveling out of this country. They should just depart the criminal son to where ever he is coming from. We dont need them in this shitholl country.

References:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/covid-19-atikus-son-did-not-visit-any-club-in-abuja-after-arrival-%e2%80%95aide/

when they now have the virus that is when the remember that nigeria is now there country, they should depart him back to where he is coming from, let him stay in europe and continue his studies or flexing.

donbachi:
Every exam get result..show dem ur report get.

hahahahahahahaha this one na confirm carry over,

apache22b:
I pray this CoronaVirus doesn't affect our Darling @ business in the name of anything he worships , Amen & Amen .

na everything una the joke with?

chibu4u2:
George was with two other teammates when their vehicle ran into a stationary heavy-duty truck along Onitsha-Agbor-Benin road.


Over speeding I guess. Same way da-grin left.

Always drive safely.

IgbereTV learnt that George had been suffering a waist injury for the past three weeks and was advised not to drive.

If true then he is to blame.

the story says the car belongs to him but it was his friend that was triving

Sholaco:
Hahahahahaha the man is anti government, have no regards for the law and no concerns for his followers life...all he cares about is money

This man is the most greedy man of God in the entire word

adisabarber:
Why did he do it?

Why did he not do?

Peejayx01:
https://punchng.com/uniabuja-suspends-24-students-arrested-during-cult-initiation/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAkdawu_0iU

Kill them all, last semester at the back of the falculty of applied science i was passing my own jejely na so those guys stop me con the ask me how best? I tell them say best no best, na him one of them say this one na confirm 48, the con say make i disemback immediately, before i go ask the idiot the meaning of disemback na so one comot him axe the come close to me. The run wey i run that day even osain bolt no go fit overtake me. I repeat kill them all, idiotic animals

Yenefer:
We do not know where family judges acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary lawyers intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness. We went down to the river,
We set down on the bank.
We tried to think but couldn't,
So we jumped in and sank.

Have you taken your drugs today?

mistijude:
At a time when everybody was learning English language, you refuse to learn,no wonder you mistaken shut for short

Bros see as you the disgrace yourself, you wey the correct someboby you con worst pass the person wey you the correct. Your entire sentence is not just wrong but wrong

coolfredo:
Why did u kill it before u ask de type of snake it is?

You think say na nigeria movie abi,

Wather the head na zigzad shape ooh or triangular shape or even mango shape, wetin i know be say snake na snake. Bros abeg kill the bastard, even if lala ban you for killing his cousin we go protest on your behalf

Onebottle:
Me sharing onebottle of beer with makavelli while we await lalasticlala to move this snake to promise land.
E get why!!

Bros abeg shift make i sidown, bar man abeg bring one bottle of hero and one plate of pepper soup for me.

ubest1:
Like it or leave it, nothing like CORO in Nigeria, all CORO symptoms has be living with us in ages under malaria, our govt is trickily closing down all institution as cover up just not to pay salary starting from this month due to fall in crude oil price.

Are you sure you have taken your drugs today?

RapistOnBail:
The world is gonna loose half of its population. That's Goodnews.

yes we will be here to celebrate when your entire family is weipt out, God should keep you alive so that you will wickness the death of your entire family week in week out, be prepare for burial ceremony because some of us cant wait to hear of the death of those people you love. useless, foolish, stupid and idiotic animal. My advice to you is to learn how to comment on public forum, be very careful.

bluefilm:
Damnnnnn nigarrrrr

Since when did beauty pageants starts accepting these ugly ones too?

I'm sure they have lowered their standards a lot!

so you too don the smoke weed.

unofficialmadman:
Fine girl.. But the gap in between your cleavage can occupy Buhari and his Co hunt ��

Na the only thing wey you sabi be that,

profrichrad:
CORONAVIRUS


USA: Releases $1 Trillion Emergency stimulus; to pay each citizen $1,000.


UK: Releases £330 Billion Business Loan Package.


Germany: Releases $600 billion stimulus.


Canada: Releases C$20 Billion Economic Relief Package. Stops payment of Rents.


Italy: Releases 26 billion. They will pay the rent, pay baby sitter 600 euro.


Nigeria: Wants to borrow $30 Billion


God please when are you going to punish All Progressive Coronavirus (APC) party....

if you have sense you will know that all they country you listed are all word powers, they give loans, they dont collects loans and they have have never collected loans, dont campare a word power to a third word country like nigeria please. Use your head

agwom:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/observe-prayers-online-can-tells-churches.html

President of CAN yoruba, president of mumuric yoruba, president of ritualist yoruba again, muslim, christain, islam, traditionalist all yoruba, they carry religion for head like afro, abeg make nobody come for me ooh, just stating the obvious

zakkxx:
it a lie from the pit of hell; mastubation will make u sin against God and your body will be very weak. dont try that at all,

Keep quite, will you?

JAWBONE:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11197870/masturbating-helps-boost-immune-systems-fight-off-infections-during-coronvirus/amp/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

J5 something wey some of us don start already.