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And then tell the people to come for free medical tests and vaccinations after this kinds of animalistic behaviors

Rextayne:
Where you there when he gave the order? I just don't know why some people just say stvpid things like there brain Is on vacation, smh.

The police confirmed that he instructed them except if you say that the police is lying

The rumour mill said the Army wants to inject them with monkeypox. I no blame the people jare after what the Army did to unarmed IPOB youths in Abia

After Osinbajo had gone round to pacify the agitators I hope Buhari doesn't provoke the restive militants into bombing oil facilities and taking us back to recession with this unnecessary Crocodile Smile which was turned to crocodile tears the last time as we lost so many soldiers who drowned when their boat sank in the creeks and no officer was court Marshalled for those losses of our soldiers.
The embarrassing part was that the militants rescued many soldiers who couldn't swim.

Kobicove:
The possible reason why Diamond Bank promoted her to Executive Director is because they don't want to loose her...

Now she will be forced to make a choice between accepting the offer at the Central Bank of Nigeria or remaining in Diamond Bank

This is going to be a very tough decision for the following reasons:-

- If she goes to the CBN she may never become the governor cause traditionally the governor is usually appointed from outside the system and not from the existing deputy governors

- If she remains with Diamond Bank she may likely not 'smell' the position of Managing Director when it becomes available cos the ods will favor a person from the eastern part of Nigeria

Catch 22 decision

Nonsensical analysis, she was recently promoted to a DGM, she has never managed any branch of Diamond Bank and got promoted to Executive Director and next day CBN Deputy Governor and you say that all is well with your brain and that Diamond bank dont want to loose her and she cant be MD because she is not Igbo? You know too little about politics

Junaid is a Fulani man and they are a minority ethnic group in the North but the people I blame are the middle belt who have allowed a small group like the Fulani to dominate them and make them to vote for any Fulani candidates.

The area that has the potential to decide where power goes is the middle belt comprising of northern Christians and minority Muslims, Igbos should start aligning with people from Benue, Plateau, Taraba, Nasarawa, Niger, Christians in Gombe, Bauchi, Borno, Kaduna, Kogi and let's see which minority Fulani will win elections in Nigeria.
They fraudulently call themselves Hausa/Fulani to increase their non existent population numbers.
The civil war he mentioned was fought by soldiers from the middle belt and not Fulanis, Igbos don't fear Fulanis.

The reality is that the only people that Fulanis respect and dread in Nigeria are the Igbos.
Without them getting foreign help from world super powers, they could never have defeated the Igbos in the civil war even in 20 years if there was a level playing field.
Even late Sadauna was so scared that he declared that he would rather employ an expatriate than an Igbo man even as a labourer, because you employ him as a labourer in the morning by the time you return in the evening he has become the supervisor.

That yeye bike man doesnt know that a spike from his ignition can roast those ignoramuses there

Operation Crocodile Smile and Python Dance cannot be declared on BH because Shekau helped them with the kidnap of Chibok which was used for propaganda as then opposition party.

Because we have reduced the Army into doing Police work in areas where they are not needed, many citizens in the South South are blaming the Army for injecting them with Monkeypox during the free medical exercises of Operation Crocodile Smile
The only success achieved against Boko Haram is that the media helps the FG to suppress any bad news coming out of Sambisa, Borno and Yobe States

I just hope those poor Police women wont come back with BH babies like some of the Chibok girls after a ransom has been paid.

As an Igbo I think the Kabiyesi is right, we demonize our culture, its even worse in the South East where shrines that does no harm to anyone are burnt down by so called pastors who collect money from people in the name of family cleansing.

nototribalist:
Tinubu should just thank his God for running away from this Fulanis. They would have wasted him since.

Imagine how iddiotic these people are. When campaign starts next year they will remember there's one guy call Tinubu in lagos.

The way Tinubu dissociated himself from this Govt which he virtually installed is amazing, what could be the reason?

Aufbauh:
This is how to fight a 'Just Cause '.
Challenge a perceived injustice on a just grounds.

In Nigeria politicians will always tell their opponents to go to court after rigging elections. Buhari has disobeyed so many court injunctions, so this action is just a formality, as even if Agbakoba wins the outcome will not be implemented.

The kind of nepotism displayed by this administration seems rather unprecedented, let no one come and remind us about how GEJ had Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and Pius Anyim in his Govt because Nigerians voted for change.

Even my Yoruba Muslim friend who has used every medium to defend Buhari is tired, the response from Maikanti Baru compounded his predicament as it omitted the issue of lopsided appointments raised by Kachikwu.
Baru has told the world that Ibe Kachikwu is just a 'figurehead and spare tyre' Minister of State whom he cannot take directives from nor refer to him on any issue regarding the Petroleum industry.

Lai Mohammed had claimed that Buhari appointed Igbos to head 2 key agencies (Petroleum Ministry and CBN). But the Monetary Policy Commission has accused Emefiele of printing so much Naira for the FG to keep the Naira afloat against the dollar and warned of impending danger of this action. A 40 year old northern lady has just being appointed as CBN Deputy Gov to take over from Emefiele after some short grooming.

It then means that the Igbos occupying the so called 'sensitive positions' according to Uncle Lai are just figureheads

See Lere in camouflage, what will the quota system Army do to him? They go after cripples wearing camouflage

LionDeLeo:
You know what? any moniker that is not on your side, just assume is omenka, that will save you all these stress.

This moniker is new here and it is known that new entrants take quite sometime to understand and attack old members and their viewpoints. So the probability that the new moniker calling out old members belongs an old member is high

The Fulani Emir of Yorubaland is anointing him as the next Governor of Kwara State. Where the people have been so impoverished that many die in stampede scrambling for free rice from the Sarakis during sallah

How to achieve this and how to achieve that. I Don taya with all this talk
Abeg na who know how Baru take bypass Kachikwu to sign $26b oil contract? That money seems to be part of my current dreams I need to achieve.

Fulani politicians don't attend any motivational talks but they control the decision making in Nigeria while the rest are asked to keep dreaming.

She is a baby mama and not a mother

Fididiguy:
Don't they-bein sport have English channels? Tho language barrier don't really matter in watching live matches.

You can listen to the English commentaries on BBC Radio while watching TV simultaneously, you can borrow transistor radio from any mallam around your area in the interim

Bolusticus:
Story for the gods

See how daft people could be, you were told to admit guilt to a crime you claimed you didn't commit and you did!

Who on earth does that? Even the guilty ones will not admit that they did wrong!

Baba, tell us another thing! No one put gun on your head to admit you took the money, you only wanted the shortest escape route and it boomeranged.

I hope you don't find yourself in a situation where a gun is pointed to your head in a secluded place by a security agency where no-one knows your whereabouts and someone asking you to admit to something you never did, telling about how your kids will be orphaned if you don't cooperate.
Perhaps you have never heard about extra judicial killings in Nigeria

He went to the Mosque

*The Nigerian god.*

The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god.

This article is for all those who want to become better worshippers. If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.

First, you must understand that being a worshipper has nothing to do with character, good works or righteousness. So the fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god appreciates communication.

When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.

When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud. No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. It is just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil. God will judge such a person.

Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, if you diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when people say you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. By this you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.

Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.

The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Party nomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win the elections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success. How can mere mortals complain?

The Nigerian god performs signs and wonders. He does everything from cure HIV to High BP. And the Nigerian god is creative: he can teach a person who was born blind the difference between blue and green when the man of god asks, and he can teach a person born deaf instant English. As a worshipper you must let him deliver you because every case of sickness is caused by evil demons and not infections. Every case of barrenness is caused by witches and has no scientific explanation. So instead of hospital, visit agents of the Nigerian god. But the Nigerian god does not cure corruption. Do not attempt to mock him.

If you worship the Nigerian god, you are under no obligation to be nice or kind to people who are not worshippers. They deserve no courtesy.

The Nigerian god is also online. As a worshipper, you are not obliged to be good or decent on Facebook or twitter all week except on Friday and Sunday, both of which the Nigerian god marks as holy. So you may forward obscene photos, insult people, forward lewd jokes on all days except the holy days. On those holy days, whichever applies to you, put up statuses saying how much you are crazy about God.

These days, the Nigerian god also permits tweets and Facebook updates like: "Now in Church" or "This guy in front of me needs to stop dozing" when performing acts of worship.

In all, the Nigerian god is very kind and accommodating. He gives glory and riches and private jets. And if you worship him well, he will immensely bless your hustle.

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The crook is not 'embattled', he should produce our Oyel money

diadem10:
Nope! It was the attack on the Midwestern, especially the Estako brethren by the Biafra that spurred Murtala into taking revenge. His mother is an Etsako woman. Asaba folks were culpable in this because they were the ones that smuggled in biafra armies into the midwest. Their son, okonkwo was even forced on the midwestern folks as their governor and much atrocities was committed by the biafra on the Bini and Etsako brethren because they were muslims. Their women were raped as well as their men attacked and killed yet you expected Murtala to watch like a fool while his mother's community was lay sieged?

Nonsense! You must have pulled this rabble from your anus trying to defend your Fulani brethren. FAIL!

EzeEbira:
Asaba my hometown
Give me on reason why I should not hate Yoruba's and Hausa/Fulani's.
The heartbreaking stories my father told me how they threw the dead bodies into the river niger,
It will never be well with the perpetrators in this life or next.
Am in tears right now

Sorry about, thats why you need to Pause, Pray and Heal. Many citizens of Asaba are yet to get over the trauma 50 years after.
That was a generation of the most brilliant young men and boys wasted, as part of the healing process IBB made Asaba the Capital of Delta State.
Thats why we need to talk about it openly to aid the healing process and let the dead rest in peace.

yanshDoctor:
i feel like crying. that's is a war crime. obj also play a role. the war was motivated by hatred and the igbo elite greediness.

OBJ was in the Third Marine Commando, he never played a role in the massacre but in the general war. He was also traumatized by it as partly mentioned in his book because his close friend Major Nzeogwu was from there.
It was the hatred for Nzeogwu and seeking for revenge for the perceived 'Igbo coup' that led Murtala to take that action aimed directly at the Igbos. Thats why after the war they banned every discussion of it on the radio or in school books, to hide their atrocities while Murtala had monuments named after him and his picture on our Naira note

After the Fulanis tried to stop all mention of the massacre of a generation of the best brains of young Asaba men which the community is yet to fully heal from its effects.
This is why history is banned from our curriculum to hide the truth about the civil war, but no matter how long you try to hide the truth it will always come out.
They wants us to continue in ignorance to eulogize the likes of Murtala Mohammed by not being privy to the atrocities they committed against the citizens of Nigeria.

Lt Col Murtala Mohammed gave the direct order for the massacre while Major Taiwo was tasked with given the command for the machine guns to fire on the crowd of men.
Good enough both of them (Murtala and Taiwo) also died by bullets

nwakibie3:
DJ Cuppy and the former West Brom player started dating in November 11, 2016.


bloggers eh

they even know the day they started dating..... monitoring spirit everywhere

The thing taya me too, they even know the time and venue, bloggers and made up stories are like where is that Zuma picture?

Sad and a lesson to youths, dont get into any useless competition that is not intellectual and academically based. Dont engage in drinking or eating competition because you want to get a gift of money or phone from a kiddish celebrity. Now Davido has moved to the next music show while Tagbos family is devastated

After chopping from PDP and APC now moving to Accord party. Give him a new appointment in Govt and he will dance a new song

This is what will happen after this intended distraction from the $26b oil money awarded by Baru

Please NO MUSLIM should comment on this thread until you say this
'I accept Jesus as my Lord and Saviour'
That will be fairness, since Seun forces everyone who want to comment on any Muslim topic to recite the Shahada

Abeg let me ask. How many tubers of yams have we actually exported and how much have the ministry of Agric spent on advert and media propaganda of our yam exports.
If we minus the amount spent on promoting this yam export on every media outlet from the sales made, will there be any profit truly made?

brainpulse:
Was Kanu the only one inside the house during military operation dance? Answer : No
His parents and brother was with him, initially we were told his parents were also missing until we were told his parents weren't missing again.

IPOBs are fools to think Nigerians don't know the grand scheme for him to run when he has flaunted his bail conditions and aware that he would be rearrested.

Please go and respond to the $26b oil contract scam thread. Stop masturbating all over Biafra and IPOB stories