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Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Thailand For Cocaine Production In Their House by Gwan2(m): 11:13am On Sep 09, 2015
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Politics › Re: I Will Name My Cabinet This Month, Buhari Tells Ghana's President by Gwan2(m): 8:03pm On Sep 07, 2015
Aburi again....dsame place Ojukwu and Gowon signed an accordhuh?...Gbese re ooo.
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Bt i must giv it 2 diz man 4 standin his ground on his sept promise despite mountin pressure frm evry quarterz for early appointments, atleast we nw hav a president incharge of his cabinet nt d oda way round...
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All d best Sir.
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Is Officially Blind With Love (photos) by Gwan2(m): 2:11pm On Sep 06, 2015
This Op juz Played a fast one on me....u almost got my BP on d high.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Kick As APC Disowns Buhari’s Campaign Promises - PUNCH by Gwan2(m):
In as much as xpectations was very high, we cant giv a Blind eye to som obvious achievements of diZ administration...
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By d way wu made 100 days a yardstick 4 assessin govt performance.
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Suprisingly som peepz ar mor critical of PMB dan dia state governors...wat has ur state gov achieved in d last 100 dayz?
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By d way is september already, d long awaited month for d ministerial list and oda appointments to be made.
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I tink if any1 ones to be critical of diZ govtment in all honesty..it shld b afta d appointmentz hav bin made n d stakeholders kick d ground runnin.
Politics › Re: Names And Details Of Boko Haram Members Arested In Lagos,enugu by Gwan2(m): 3:09pm On Aug 31, 2015
Boko Haram activities killed only 20,000 people?...Pls Mr Jonalist dont insult d sensibility of many bereft families affected by boko boyz activities by not taken into cognisance d actual numba of pple killed by diz Idiotz
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By d way i cant find Nnamadi kanu's name...coz boko wantz an islamic caliphate while Kanu wantz a biafra caliphate...dsame papa buh diff mama case
Politics › Re: Buhari Sets To Swear In SGF, Others by Gwan2(m):
For those overheatin d polity ovr PMBs appointment..is high time u knw u hav à president wu gat a POLITICAL WILL.
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His philosophy is akin to a football player wu wants to take a penalty...he focuses only on d post and d ball notwithstandin noise or disturbance frm d crowd.
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So keep on changin ur drum beats..frm a sickler president to religious bigot now to tribal/ethnic bigot...
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Unportunitly za dancer is nat changin za dance steps as ya wish
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill 3 Peace Emissaries In Delta by Gwan2(m): 7:46am On Aug 31, 2015
myworldtech:
You don't understand what is going now.Fulanis have the president at their backs.If you touch them the next minute the whole village will be swarming with soldiers.
Could u plz shut up........diZ guyz hav been ambushin host communities even b4 PMB thought of contestin.
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My problem wit you guyz is dat u ar gud at talkin without any content......da same folks like u said if fulani try am 4 Niger delta una go wipe dem out...instead of carryin out ur silly threat, ur here shiftin blames
Car Talk › Re: Bus Hits & Kills Some Cows In Delta State (Photos) by Gwan2(m):
Ghen Ghen.......
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Deltans juz signed a "memorandom of understanding" with fulani herdsmen.... cheesy
Romance › Re: I Hate My Looks! by Gwan2(m): 7:22pm On Aug 15, 2015
chubbyz:
hey!and crazily I luv guys wif bald hair!they are mostly handsome!b my friend pls...mm
Have juz been a spectator on diz topic but i juz had to comment diz as d wisest post of all....
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Someone depressed as diz might nt rili hav d financial prowess to afford al d stuff u guyz have bin listing upstairs.....for doz tellin him to tank God, yea ur not far frm d truth.....bt wat if d guy is an athiest?
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Show him his baldness is not a big deal as diz post above
Romance › Re: Ladies How Do I Make My Face Smooth? by Gwan2(m): 6:51pm On Aug 15, 2015
CHM11:
Very simple bro,...go to the market, buy the following, mix them and pour on your face. Leave it overnight.
1. 8M HNO3
2. 12M H2SO4
3. 9M HCL

The resulting mixture might be removing smoke, ignore the smoke, it show that you bought original. Give us feedback tomorrow if you can.
Yea OP.....juz wana tell u abt diz, i tried it......it works perfectly.
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SEAL of "Kiss frm à rose" fame face juz fresh pass my own small
Politics › Re: How Governors Turn Govt Houses To Sex Havens: Punch by Gwan2(m): 11:29am On Aug 15, 2015
slogozer:
"Be not deceived God is not mocked. For whatever a man sows that shall he reap". When your judgment comes like a torrent those who did not know your offence will pity you. Repent and give your life to Jesus. Enough is enough.
Wat is diz sanctimonous being sayinhuh Plz before casting aspersions on me mak sure ur as clean as d word white.......ogini
Romance › Re: Words Of Wisdom For Women by Gwan2(m): 5:38am On Aug 15, 2015
Love of money is d root of all evil shld be numba 1
Romance › Re: Advice To Men: never, Ever Beat Your Woman by Gwan2(m): 5:25am On Aug 15, 2015
Ok
Romance › Re: Photo Of The Day(a Must See) by Gwan2(m): 5:20am On Aug 15, 2015
Yeepee.......I rather kill myself dan to commit diz suicide.
Politics › Re: How Governors Turn Govt Houses To Sex Havens: Punch by Gwan2(m):
Firstly, as typical with Niija tabloid, always given us sketchy info...wat is "reported on d base of animosity", "frm à reliable source" bla bla bl, but u were too quick to defame d locations notwitstanding.
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Secondly, more Reasons why NYSC has to be scraped and funds given to corpa wit gud innovative skill wit proper monitoring.....
Atleast i can align wit da reporter on this issue; Weneva i hear som female corper hussling to serve in one of diz big cities i knw d Reasons are nt farfertched.
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Infact i was one of d guyz wu go and screen d fyn faces in camp or any corper gatherings to be taken for som big shotz......U nid to com see huzzling, as som of dem are elated wit d opportunity of gettin an Aristo..
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Thirdly, if not for da degrading of d official office of d politician, i see no big deal in any politician taken/flexin wit a gal or wateva u choose to call dem with her consent as far as it does not interfer wit his output or deliverables..Mind u, he is firstly, à man Before he is à politician.
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Politics › Re: Why We Are Leaving Jonathan And Dickson In PDP - Kinsmen by Gwan2(m): 5:12am On Aug 15, 2015
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Politics › Re: Buhari’s Search For Saints As Ministers Will Fail – Senator Urhoghide by Gwan2(m): 5:09am On Aug 15, 2015
Pessimist
Politics › Re: Old Photo Of General Babangida, Lt. Col Dimka And Their Coursemates As Cadets by Gwan2(m): 5:08am On Aug 15, 2015
Good old days
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Archbishop Accuses Nigerian Christian Leaders Of Complicity by Gwan2(m): 5:06am On Aug 15, 2015
On point
Politics › Re: Senate Probes Obasanjo, Jonathan’s Power Sector Spendings by Gwan2(m):
If only u guyz can do dat without "peace commitee" resurfacing again.
Crime › Re: Man In Court For Sucking Private Part Of 9-year-old Boy by Gwan2(m): 6:31pm On Aug 12, 2015
Spidermon:
Ansa man will f**k an underage girl till her vagina fistulates with her rectum.
The mental derangement cuts across all Nigerian tribes bro.
Ur right bro.....am still laughin out my anus over here.
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Mehnnnnn waaaaaaaaaaaat..... shocked shocked shocked shocked
Crime › Re: Man In Court For Sucking Private Part Of 9-year-old Boy by Gwan2(m): 6:13pm On Aug 12, 2015
Hahahahahahhahahaha...o boy danborau uba kawai
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YORUBA Man f:ck kitty cat of underage
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IgBO Man...Suck kitty cat of infant
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Kitty cat Titans........
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Any1 of una wey fit cut am swallow..na em win
Politics › Re: Reps Summon Emefiele Over Dollar Deposits by Gwan2(m): 2:32pm On Aug 12, 2015
Honourable house of reps members...in as much as we want to be in sync wit PMBs policies on reinventin da wheels, we have to put into cognisance dat alot of sacrifice has to be made....which i tink dis is one of such sacrifices.
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Use a naira "dom" account or better stil get à VISA credit card or any of such credit cards for ur "sick rela(thieves) dat need transfer of money abroad....This card allows u to deposit d money in naira here in naija while ur médical attendee withdraws in any countrys currency dey reside...
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Politics › Re: Reps Summon Emefiele Over Dollar Deposits by Gwan2(m): 1:46pm On Aug 12, 2015
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Career › Re: How To Have A Happy Retirement by Gwan2(m):
Pray for a good wife, daz the automatic ticket to happy retirement, as you both will put heads together to strategize a suitable plan.
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Get a demonic wife....trust me, you will be living your retirement life while working and living a working lifestyle while on retirement.
Crime › Re: Woman Steals N200,000 From A Salon, Escapes With Help Of 2 Other Women (pics) by Gwan2(m):
A woman kleptohuh?...............Very embarassing.
Family › Re: 6 Things You Can Learn From My Mum's Death. by Gwan2(m):
[b]Losing a Mother "untimely" is one of the worst experience in life......
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Am the only son of my mother among three children...meaning not only am i her means of stamping authority in the family but also her next of kin.......The affinity between me and my Mum was like the relationship between the tongue and saliva.
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She drove her car out of the house on this fateful day in the month of May and headed to work, around 2pm, me and my two sisters were sitted in da parlour discussing, suddenly a call came in from my dad, ordering us to rush to a certain hospital....on arrival, we met my mum in d emergency ward gasping for breath with a drip hanging on her.....Her colleague said my mum was driving her and suddenly pulled over and laid her head on the car's steering without making a move afterwards....It was diagnose by the Doc as a partial stroke that affected her speech
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After some medical abracadabra and Gods grace she survived and was brought back home after a month in the hospital, meanwhile we were optimistic that one day she could talk and move around when on this fateful day 19th June 2011, after i escorted a friend that came visiting....On my way back i heard a shout from my sisters......Rush back home only to see mums lifeless body with her tongue out sitted on the parlor couch......She was just communicating with her sisters (She culd hear but culdnt speak) before she gave up.
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My lessons is derived from this premise...........A strong pastor asked my sister to come along with mum during the church wednesday service for prayers but my sister was so occupied....intending to make it to the pastor on Sunday........Unfortunately mum gave up the ghost at 11pm on saturday'....(To God be the glory anyway)
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Delay can sometime be dangerous or atimes deadly.....................RIP Mum.[/b]
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Linus: Why I Waited 3 Years After Marriage Before Getting Pregnant by Gwan2(m): 9:34am On Aug 12, 2015
ireneidiva:
Abegi! People use family planning method! Relax! You can plan pregnancy! She is nt taking the glory of God!!
Family planning comes in handy after ur first issue...bt planning without any issue on ground is weird..xpecially in our African Setting wer all eyez will be on u after 9months of marriage..
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Anywy nt my bizness
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Linus: Why I Waited 3 Years After Marriage Before Getting Pregnant by Gwan2(m):
Stephenie (LIE)NUS are u tryin to testify of Gods goodness in ur life after years of Childlessness..
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Or you are tryin to take d glory by telling us dat it was an intentional act...so dat we wont tink you ever encountered any pregnancy plight??
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Anyway Wishin u a successful delivery..Congrate
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by Gwan2(m):
Nice one Dustyee.....
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Weneva i com across peepz who gladly share info for d benefit of majority.....i always try to SALUTE their uniqueness........
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Keep it up.....Nature have its way of paying peepz lyk dat.
Politics › Re: Abdusalami Peace Committee In A Meeting With Buhari by Gwan2(m):
60% of Nigerians live below $1 a day...........Dem no set POVERTY COMMITTEE
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BOKO HARAM kills at will...........We know hear SUICIDE COMMITTEE
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KIDNAPPERS are busy dancing shakiti bobo.........We know see KIDNAPPING COMMITTEE
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POT HOLES on our highways are sending people to their early grave......Dem no bring POT HOLE COMMITTEE
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FULANI HERDSMEN are disguising as unknown gunmen killing villagers......We know see FULANI COMMITTEE
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CORRUPTION is eaten the nation dry.........No CORRUPTION COMMITTEE
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Na now wey PMB want reinvent the wheels.....knowing that probing the past administration will have a ripple effect down to the first Head of Nigerian state......Na em dem show up forming PEACE COMMITTEE.
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GOD DEY SHA
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia And Daughters In Matching Outfit (photo) by Gwan2(m):
See decency at least................No be the one Basketmouth wife with her daughter dey show yansh yesterday.......Abi so make we help her choose which one black pass between the two huh huh huh huh huh huh
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For those lamenting on the pikin bowleg......2baba don born enuf children with straight legs, atleast make him change em taste for once, variety is the spice of life... cheesy

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