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Joy83:Real things indeed....d fact dat d qtn sound weird doesnt mean is not real....I juz saved myself d stress of writing a long epistle. . Is a scholarship program to any top 5 universities in d world by an international org or an option of dat sum of money.... .He applied and wz sucessful after going tru som stages. .wake up to reality k, peepz ar hooking up deals on d same internet ur thinking of "real things". .AEA is going on at d moment, wen someone finally wins d $1,000,000 prize, am Sure u will b in ur room saying is a cooked up Story. |
Luizkid:Sowi i wasn't specific, I meant a postgraduate masters scholarship, of course the question wasn't directed to a fresh undergrad student. Tnks |
If you have to make a choice between the two....which will you choose? . #Mind you Harvard University is rated number 1 university in the world. . #20,000,000 can turn you to a business mogul if well invested. |
OP you have to be Prophet Elijah dat stopped rain from falling to ask ladies to stop giving sex. . . I have a very beautiful neighbor lady as a friend, we maintain a palpable mutual respect between us, all of a sudden, this once beautiful slim lady became so fat, within the space of 2 months ooooo...the worst is that she is always adding som weight whenever i see her, I was like girl, wetin you they chop like dis naa....She will be like i jus eat my normal food notin much, maybe i need to work out. . . . . Hmmmm....Deep within me i will be lyk, when you have made CUCUMBER your normal food, how wont you turn this way. |
Hmm...Longest time Gandoki, happy to see u again. . . The last tym i saw u perform stand up comedy was wen me and ma mum wer sittin in da parlour watching u.....and guess wat? U rili cracked our ribs wit ur joke abt da french teacher n his student wu culdnt speak french....Tnkz 4 making ma mum laugh in such an unusual way....Ur indeed comedy personified. . Little wonder why i had a nostalgic feelin wen i saw ur name on diz post. . . R.I.P Mum |
Datarush:DIZ BASTARD IS A SCAMMER. . . YOU PATRONISE HIM AT UR OWN PERIL |
Buh somtymz am baffled wit d way ladies overflog d issue of joystick size......If my joystick wz small for u, definately is coz ur V wz too wide 4 it. . I fink ladies shld get d blame if a joystick is small on dem, d qtn is hw did ur V become so damn WIDEEE? |
SECRETS OF SELF EMPLOYMENT by Sarah and Paul Edwards.............. . Is a good read for those who want to dive into the entrepreneurial world, one line I love in the book is, YOU CAN BE OUTRUN EVEN IF YOU ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.....meaning you could keep basking in the euphoria of your 1st class or 2.1 thinking nature owes you a good life while a 3rd class graduate get himself well equipped and outrun you in life race......So the key word is keep improving. . . Another aphorism I love is....TO SUCCEED, INCREASE YOUR FAILURE RATE. |
My plight with both d past and present government of Nigeria is there inability to extract technical and useful information from diz captured militants....4 heaven sake take diz idiots to an unknown cells, inject them to give u som useful tip off and also brainwash dem enuf dat even wen released dey wil b harmless..I fink BH is mor sophisticated in terms of military warfare dan d naija army.Reasons being how dey brainwash diz female suïcide bombers. . Fightin terrorism goes beyond fire for fire combat, if it means legalizing d use of jazz in d military as our only option to fight d insurgence so b it. Lemme state an instance, there was an uproar som months back for US to close its military base in Guantánamo bay becos of hw dey extract their info frm diz suspected terrorist, it wz said to b inhuman. . Dey inject diz guyz with a drug dat inhibits sleep 4 days even though u wil b feelin intense sleep, dat enough makes d prisoners to almost b in a mental illness state, at dat point dey begin to talk many tins which d informative part will b takin and used. Daz is d worst form of PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE. But it helps because once d suspect is released, he is already brainwashed. . If only we had a gud intelligence agency, releasing BH detainees wont b a big ish..cos u wil mor or less b releasing naija army informants to dia camp. |
Mtcheeeew....una never start to resign, by d tym am tru wit you guyz una go surrender join. . . Cant load recharge card coz of u guyz carelessness in registering my sim wit Hamza Mu** instead of d name i gave u... |
sinizia:One step at a time, that move is long overdue......the Hijab thing will come, as for now he has to explore every step that will nip the monstrosity in the bud. . . Sir, I was in Abj some months back and saw some uniform men holding a detective device that detect a person moving with a heavy metallic object from a distance .....that also could be of help. |
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[b]Whoever thinks Buhari will have a smooth running administration is a joker, infact am not a doomsayer, but if PMB is not radical enough there will be more episodes.......Reasons . . APC comprises mostly bunch of either aggrieved PDP or 90% politicians with selfish interest, with that i dont see them standing the test of time, hence, some that wont be among the party's sharing formula will want to use every means to ridicule the government and its administration. . Don't also forget APC succeeded in removing a cabal "cult" that steer the country's affairs for 16years, so most definitely some element within the party (PDP) will do any thing to give these government a bad name...Dont also be deceived by PDP concession of defeat, you do that at your own peril . PMB not appointing ministers is not helping him at all, especially at this point in time, who do we hold accountable, you cant fight a sophisticated terror group as BH using one step at a time approach.....Appoint your ministers, get right on track and forget party politics.[/b] |
[b]Some people are just bunch of 'confusionist'...before election dey said Buhari is behind BH, even wen the idiots tried to assassinate him in an attack, they said it was staged......Few weeks after the inauguration dey have come to reality of the real ish....Now they have changed their national anthem. . . I respect GEJ a lot, not only have i benefited from his programs, My state was among the top priorities of his administration...But that wont let emotions or sentiment becloud my sense of reasoning.....Wat is exceptional in these bombing that wasn't peculiar with the past administration? I guess is the shift in the target areas, now the mosques and moslem communities are the top priorities, as for the frequency of the attack, is all the same. . If you wana be logical using ur sixth sense, you will intuitively know that their is an interference from God knows where, definitely i know these government wont have a roller coaster ride governing..A dilemma situation i guess. . . Some Idio.ts are even praying for continued boko haram existence to justify their sentiment or have a way of insulting the government of the day...I wish a bomb drop in their sitting room to know how it feels. . As GEJ said, it is a collective fight, it was firstly targeted at uniform personnels, then schools, then Churches, now Mosques, who knows where tomorrow....So rather than jubilating at every blast, coming here to post trash....Do your own bit in fighting Insurgency. . #Mindyouamnonpartisan.....So safe yourself d stress[/b] |
londongal03:Ur kind makes me puke...makin me imagine if ur a pessimist or a doomsayer...U sound as though u want a dissapointin administration to back up ur myopic idea of d govt. |
[b]Why this same post resurfaced again on front page is perplexing and also makes me wonder if d mod have ran short of front page worthy topics .......Anyway below is my perception of d post as earlier posted... If you carefully read the interview you will notice the priority of d govt is the deployment of multinational forces by diz month end, wich according to the report will curtail BH activity...The response to negotiation wz juz a by d way answer Adesina granted....Why many of us pushed aside d main content of d interview n focus on d pheripheral still baffles me. . . Yea...I agree wit you on d stance of not negotiating wit terrorist. The idea was first initiated by a US state department of intellegence personel ; reasons being dat it wil become a viscious circle dat terrorist will take advantage of....quite true anyway. . . But come to tink of it, we ar fightin domestic terrorism wit an ideological motivation not international terror. Nigeria dont hav d military might of Israël or US to stand and insist on a non negotiable mantra. Insisting on a fire 4 fire approach wil only get us mor n mor bloodshed of both innocent life n depletion of of our military. . . Yea BH hav killed many souls, but hav d past govt military approach stopped d killings? Negotiation doesnt necessarily means Amnesty, Ma suggestion is hear BH demands once again; if they hav shifted ground( as they did wit their second demand)...If they stil insist on d initial demand, then nigerians will knw the FG is all out to face them militarily using evry of our arsenals....[/b] |
barcanista:If you carefully read the interview you will notice the priority of d govt is the deployment of multinational forces by diz month end, wich according to the report will curtail BH activity...The response to negotiation wz juz a by d way answer Adesina granted....Why many of us pushed aside d main content of d interview n focus on d pheripheral still baffles me. . . Yea...I agree wit you on d stance of not negotiating wit terrorist. The idea was first initiated by a US state department of intellegence personel ; reasons being dat it wil become a viscious circle dat terrorist will take advantage of....quite true anyway. . . But come to tink of it, we ar fightin domestic terrorism wit an ideological motivation not international terror. Nigeria dont hav d military might of Israël or US to stand and insist on a non negotiable mantra. Insisting on a fire 4 fire approach wil only get us mor n mor bloodshed of both innocent life n depletion of of our military. . . Yea BH hav killed many souls, but hav d past govt military approach stopped d killings? Negotiation doesnt necessarily means Amnesty, Ma suggestion is hear BH demands once again; if they hav shifted ground( as they did wit their second demand)...If they stil insist on d initial demand, then nigerians will knw the FG is all out to face them militarily using evry of our arsenals.... |
Wen you make a judgement based on 1 side's opinion rather than givin ears to both conflicting sides...is called Bias. I neva Wanted to draw my conclusion until I assessed both sides. . . Am nt partisan, but believe me d rate som PDp proponents are anticipating da downfall or failure of diz government makz me wonder if d multiplier effect of diz govt incompetence wont b felt by them..anyway mayb dey ar living in Mars. . . As 4 me I wish d govt hasten d release of its ministerial list, my proposal is gettin dustin....Dis govt cant passby without me tappin into its programs. |
Nnaaa menh....Chukwudi weterem bucket and chalk make i mix paracetamol distribute for market sharp sharp . . . Cos my body no dey sweet me wit wetin diz Aboki wan do. . #sayno2fakedrugs |
octopusfreaky:Interesting?....2 say d least coming frm å female? . Ur qtn shld have been wat d side effect of d attached chemical wil b on å ladies virgina? |
Is simple..... . Ur Dad have seen å wife material in d gal n dont want you to lose her....Also he wants you more committed in d relationship to her, daz why he persistently calls her. . Jus assured him of ur stance wit d gal daz if u rili want her ås a wife...and politely tell him ur nt comfortable wit his incessant calls. |
I go juz waka gently cary my fone....set d camera n mak sure it capture all d rats eatin my certs...... I go com call my neighbor mak e pose wer i go Snap him n d rats......I go run go court mak dem attest on d mishap. Afterwards i go dey go any interview,test or job wey involved 1st class students wit distinction in all Å level subjects. . . Blessin in disguise noni |
Good development....Change indeed |
Even if it will be very unwise to judge a book by its cover......Permit me to say these guys union is an unshakable force cos they are more or less married friends than married couples. |
Nursing an idea of buying and selling Agricultural foodstuffs when i have a substantial sum of money. . . Maybe buying from the northern part and selling to the southern part of the country. |
Ur idea is jus slightly different from the YouWin program initiated by d past administration...Although is a welcome IDEA . . One thing dat bedevil these sort of schemes in naija is lack of accurate data base for tracking or gettin information about her populace. . . No record to dictate a working class Citizen or benefiaciaries of similar programs from d real unemployed youth d scheme is designed for, hence u have a counterproductive scheme. |
barcanista:You have jus nailed it with the bolded........Seriously i dont know why some people are so chicken hearted especially from the christian communities. These communities have so called village head.....Cant you guy secretly purchase guns anyhow (afterall hausa boys dey get guns fight during crisis, we dont know how dem get the guns), bow and arrows etc....then secretly train your youths on how to use them...If the guns are expensive, you can purchase local hunter's gun atleast....And above all BAN ALL FUNLANI SETTLERS OR INDIGENES from entry your communities as is done is KAGORO ( a village in kaduna state). . . . I trust hausa communities on this pre-emptive measures.....When the likes of chachangi and co dey buy guns keep for mosques for their almajiri youth incase of religious fight for KD....Na when dem come invade their community dem go slack off ![]() ![]() . . Seriously speaking, is your land,you have to defend it with the last drop of your blood.....ENOUGH IS ENOUGH |
If you are updated with ur daily devotions.....U will be conversant with this joke. . . . Was used in OUR DAILY MANNA DEVOTIONAL BOOKLET, 9 June 2015 as an encouragement to always be yourself. |
When our mate they BUBBLE...We dey dey HUSTLE...So our music go safe us from TROUBLE . . . . I GAT A STORY.....IS NOW A STORY STORY STORIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE . . Love dat song |
TO be born an Englishman is to win first prize in the lottery of life.........CECIL RHODES . . . . . The statement above seem very very true. |
The same FCMB some peeps were agitating for a #no2FcmbnUBAslavery tweeter handle .......Anyway it all boils down to personalities.....The whole bank setup now is just an avenue to exploit energetic youths.. . . Your just on the verge of choosing two job offers, anticipating a progressive career....only for an organization to hit you with an unrealistic target, mortgage your time, health, dreams n aspirations without any job security attached for eventualities on a platter of #30,000 or thereabout. . . Anyway i gat no option for you.....Juxtapose both and just do "tinini tanana".......cos na dsame Mama born al of them. |
