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Crime › Re: Oluwaseun Adenubi Steals UK Woman's Identity To Live On Social Security (Pics) by Gwan2(m):
Issorite
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IgBOS/ OHANEZEs are doing thier bit to fly our flag high in INDONESIA
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YORUBAs/ ODUDUWAs are trying so hard to represent Naija in UK
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HAUSAs/ AREWAs are trying their best not to be left behind by taking over INDIA
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FULANI are taking over local indigenes farm land with there cows....Threatening fire and brimstone if any1 dare touch a cow
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EDOs are also taking over the VATICAN city
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CALABARs are trying to tell the EDOs...you cant be an international champion without winning ur local territory
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The list goes on........KEEP FLYING THE GREEN WHITE GREEN FLAG
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Ditches Khakhi Uniform For Designer Suits (Photos) by Gwan2(m): 7:17am On Aug 11, 2015
Lara abi na Iara or Irene......one thing for sure is dat ur bringin Out d best in Oshio baba....
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See hw Oshio smiles to evrything both funny or not...Gone are d diz of Frustrated Oshio GO AND DIE era.
Politics › Re: Dogara Is A Better Leader, More Competent Than Gbajabiamila - Tambuwal by Gwan2(m): 11:09pm On Aug 10, 2015
Tambuwal please allow da drying bruise to heal completely...Weda on da basé of compétence or size..Dogara has won.
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We have overheated diz matter enough jaree..
Politics › Re: Buhari Cancels Govt Delegation To Hajj, To Save $1m by Gwan2(m):
Seemz todayz FP has been dedicated to PRO PMB fans...no wonder dey hav been dancing Shakiti Bobo on top PRO GEJ fans head since mornin.
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Anyway one fact u cant contradict is dat PMB means well for generality of Nigerians...Criticize,Abusé, belittle his effort bt PLZ do so CONSTRUCTIVELY..is all gud for our nascent democracy.
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If you one go for pilgrimage...be ready to foot ur bill....Afterall God is more concern abt ur personal/ hardearned sacrifice to him....If i lié go ask ABEL, CAIN brother.
Politics › Re: Buhari Queries Okonjo-iweala Over Diversion Of $1bn Rail Transport Loan by Gwan2(m):
You collected loan to da tune of $1billion...(Times dat amount to da current exchange raté of #200).....
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For wateva reason you diverted $600,000,000 for wateva reason best known to u, weda congent or otherwise, and you tink you dont owe da people you govern any explainationhuh.....What happened to da Word ACCOUNTABILITYhuh?...
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Wonder why naija is still struggling wit juz à meagre 4000MW of electricity generation...wen other nations are leavin da league of MEGAWATTS to GIGAWATTS generation....UNACCOUNTABILITY OF PUBLIC FUNDS
Politics › Re: Buhari Meets CBN Governor, Afdb And Ministry Of Finance Today by Gwan2(m):
I hav à dream dat one day my children will look me in d eyes and say Thank you Dad for being part of d change revolution.
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I hav à dream dat one day my Son or Daughter will gladly apply for Chevron, NNPC, Shell,FIRS,MARITIME,CUSTOMS,DPR,PPMC, etc knowin dey wont be employed based on d colour of dia skin, tribe, connection but based on d content of dia brain.
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I hav à dream dat oneday Bornu state wil become da north east hub of commerce with da highest FDI....yesss i hav à dream.
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I pray God's guidance, wisdom and protection on u Sir.
Nairaland General › Re: Poverty Mentality Of Nigerians And The Ripple Effect by Gwan2(m):
Somtymz i wonder if d black race hav deficiency in somtin da white hav....pardon my submission.
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The mentality is shallow, da heart is most desperately wicked, da mind is occupied with pull down syndrome, da brain is always calculatin how either to circumvent d system or anoda person...Kai!
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Poverty is eaten people up while some are stil stealing in billion dollarz...without any remorse
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We' ve gat à long way 2 go
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth's Wife Elsie In Swimwear (Photo) by Gwan2(m): 4:00pm On Aug 10, 2015
If this woman mistakenly mess with dat kind ass for you enh... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
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BTW which kind bend bend leg she get....like Van Persei leg wen he position to take free kick.
Celebrities › Re: Media Briefing Holding In Abuja For Majek Fashek....see Photos by Gwan2(m):
Arise from ur sleep Africa......Arise from ur sleep Americans
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Rememba,Rememba long long tym ago, wen we use to be like kings and princess.....
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They say ur black,,,dey say ur brown......dey say dem white, dey say ur brown...
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but only the angels of God is white now....

SOooo Long, is too long......we've bin fool around for sooooo long.
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INDOMIE GENERATION will be wondering whether i don mix shekau explosive powder with weed smoke com write dis gibberish..
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Celebrities › Re: Lady Strips For 2face In Front Of Annie Idibia At Sapele Star Music Trek by Gwan2(m): 2:54pm On Aug 10, 2015
starlingslimnet:
The world knows MJ is a Satanist
I you sure am in that part of the world?.....moreova na u satanize am?
Celebrities › Re: Lady Strips For 2face In Front Of Annie Idibia At Sapele Star Music Trek by Gwan2(m):
See Nigerians with double standard ooooo.......wer were u guys wen ladies screamed and fainted when MJ performs.
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Ladies emotional attachment to Alpha males no be today e start..........
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If my girl do dis kind tin sha...whether na Alpha, Omega or Beta male the guy be............jus dey go from there
Education › Re: UNILAG Disowns Lecturer Who Raped Admission Seeker - PUNCH by Gwan2(m): 7:00am On Aug 10, 2015
That awkward moment wen ur Mama go say no be she born you wen ur faced wit criminal charges in d court..wen d resemblance she hav wit you is so glaring.
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Worst still, is promising d court to help them in dia search for ur true maternity... grin
Family › Re: See what Watching Parents Have Sex, Made This 5 Years Old Calabar Girl Do by Gwan2(m): 7:00am On Aug 10, 2015
Thought ur topic said SEE?......Next tym write read..
Romance › Re: Correction To : "WE LADIES Should Stop Visiting Guys" by Gwan2(m):
I toasted you for over à month , buyin recharge cards and goodies to Wow you.....after which u obliged my request wit à no sex rule, only romancing.
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You came to my house diz certain day, after à hot romance, we engaged in sex.....aside d recharge cards n goodies i always buy 4 you, i used my energy to satisfy u so dat you wont call me a weaklin, pour out my rich proteinous fluid dat will take several days of eatin gud food to be restored....
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The only tin u did was open ur legs and shout all manner of names to high heaven in estasy while i pound, sweatin out my lil energy....
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After all diz scenerio...u wake up, wash urself up, filled with guilt and shout RAPE all because WE broke ur no sex rule...
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Ur also à rapist....coz u raped me of my money, energy, proteinous fluid, etc.
Nairaland General › Re: What Has Been The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? by Gwan2(m):
Cant rili say is d most embrassin,bt i fink is one of moments i can rememba now....
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Hav had sexual advances in time pass frm older females during my childhood years, bt i started my sexual life quite late.. I met diz very beautiful calaba gal along my street..we got along, her affinity towards me increased knwin i was doing my IT in da Refinery..to cut d story short...
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I Invited her to my friends apartment, ma frnd bought US malt and left...nt quite long i started jittery, wanted 2 mak à move bt dont knw how to start..worst was dat d gals was quite exposed..and my whole intention was jus obvious to her, later on i brought my friends pix and started explainin d people in d pix 2 her,..u culd feel hw tense i ws frm my shakin voice....i was juz Wishin she culd start up d move.u can imagine....after d whole drama, d gal culd nt take it, so she opted goin, i persuadéd her to stay som mins more tinkin i culd summount little courage, she agreed.. I was juz Walkin up n down d room, oning TV and changing Channels with sweat al around my body...wen she finally decided to leave. ..I held her and told her dat our Church is doing fastin..dat she shld please com nxt week.....
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Dat was d last tym Edima came around...even to pick my calls na die...
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EDIMA AM SORY...I DINT REP THE PENIS OWNERS ASSOCIATION (JOA) dat very day...am now à changed person
Politics › Re: Fayose To Buhari: Remove New INEC Boss, Amina Zakari Now by Gwan2(m):
IN as much as i respect fayose's opinion wich he is entitled to, i tink he is rubbishin d office of d gov by his incessant rant.....4 Christ saké, sane or civilisé societies initiate à petition using d judiciary, if perhaps he smells any irreguarities with d judiciary den he can cry blue murder.
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Bt using d media to rant always is rather unbecomin of him, wat does he expect? Dat we d commoners should go threatin buhari to rémove Aisha after he rants?
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Common Fayose in as much as u want 2 always show urself, always let common sense take d lead.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos) by Gwan2(m): 3:08pm On Aug 09, 2015
Lionsclaw:
Nope guy! Church is just a family house for christians where God is their Dad and they sit at his feet and play with Him. That is what worship truely is. The suppose sacred you are talking of is a simple pure heart.
So YES christians are suppose to play together, eat, drink, chat, care etc together in church. That is how the 1st christians in the bible lived their lives and that was what church was for them.
By the way, anywhere as little as two christians sit together becomes church for them even inside a molue bus
U dint complete it, Christians are suppose to eat, drink, play and MAKE MOCKERY OF THIER PASTORS in dsame church dat d man of God represent à shepherdhuh
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos) by Gwan2(m): 2:50pm On Aug 09, 2015
UnimkeAk:
You just the enta my radar 2day; be very careful.

Yh; we not fanatics also;
That's y we don't go about hacking pple to pieces in the name of religion.
Unlike some pple
Talking abt hacking people...I guess ur talking to d wrong person. . Hav à gud rest.
Education › Re: The Shambolic State Of Secondary Education In Nigeria by Gwan2(m):
Is quite unfortunately we most times relegate tins we need to priortise to d background...Wen SON,MAN,NUC,NUT, to mention juz à few, are filled wit mediocre without any know how on standards...definitely dat wil be d résultant effect...
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Talking abt Secondary schools sef, no Naija Uni amont d best 1000 Unis worldwide.. Can à Naija sec skool made d 1st 100,000 sec skool worldwidehuhhuh
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos) by Gwan2(m): 1:35pm On Aug 09, 2015
The way and manner diz Niger delta people go abt Church sef....am nt à religious fanatic, bt somtymz i wonder if is dsame comedy dat AY make mockery of d white garment church and som comedians also make insultive jest of pastors and churches dat is enshrined now as part of church service....I thought à place of worship is sacred.
Business › Re: Africa Millionaire Explosion:The 16Countries Where The Ultra-Wealthy Are Booming by Gwan2(m):
See wat capitalism is doing to africa...Countries having Individuals with wealth enuf to feed d whole country's population and also individuals dat can barely eat 1 meal à day...
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The worst part is dat i wil be taxed dsame10% vat with d so called HNW individual.
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Until we implore UK tax system, d gap btw d rich and d poor in African wil continue to b as long as river nile.
Politics › Re: Amaechi As Buhari’s Moral Burden. The Sun. by Gwan2(m):
Am not an Amechi fanboy nor have i indebt knowledge of his antecedence...bt one thing i knw abt Amechi is dat he is a VERY BRAVE MAN.
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When militancy was at Itz peak, Amechi vehemently refuséd recognizing d militants as freedom fighters wich dey claim to be and instead term dem as criminals...he single handedly made Rivers state uncomfortable for dia operation...That was dsame time som south south governors catch cold at d mention of Asari, BOyloaf, Ateke Tom,Tompolo etc.
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The biggest mistake PDP made was losing diz brave warrior...
Crime › Re: India Arrests Two Nigerians On Their Way To Join ISIS (photos) by Gwan2(m): 11:53pm On Aug 08, 2015
iiiyyyk:
Very very stu.pid of u. Tell one country on earth without criminals?
U requesting me to tell u one country in d world witout criminals and attaching à question mark to it says juz one thing abt u...ur à certified (MU)^2 grin
Crime › Re: India Arrests Two Nigerians On Their Way To Join ISIS (photos) by Gwan2(m):
If the IGbos are not in indonesia doing drugz or perpetrating all manner of financial crime ,
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my EDO sister will be in Libya tryin to cross border to Italy to go and buy CUCUMBER to boost our GDP.
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Or My YORUBA brothers will be basking in d illusion of being d most intelligent raping all manner of students both infants and underage dat storms dia office.
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Or My highly explosive Aboki brother that wants to register Nigeria as d number 1 terrorist nation in d world by all means.
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Indeed....THERE WAS A COUNTRY
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: YES! There Is Hope For 2.2 And Third Class Grads: Job Hunting Tips by Gwan2(m):
The race is nt to d swift nor battle to d strong nor food to d wise...nor skill to men of talent.
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But time and chance happeneth to dem all...In other words being at d right place at d right tym..
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My friend has a multimillion naira business empire at present..He was fortunate to get d info abt YouWin bak in 2012 wen many of us wer struggling wit d aftermath of service, summarily he won 10mil by being at d right place at d right tym...Dat kickstarted his biznez revolution.
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Get updated, acquire skill, get informations, associate with smart friends...and ultimately, develop d capacity to wait for ur tym.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye And His Son Doing Press Up by Gwan2(m): 4:31pm On Aug 07, 2015
Na so BIRDMAN train LIL WAYNE finish...at last na him wan stil cary em hand send lil wayne go grave.
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Moral : Americanize ur child bt never let him forget wer hez coming frm.
Politics › Re: El-rufai’s Policies Are Anti-people — Kaduna Senator, Shehu Sani by Gwan2(m): 4:18pm On Aug 07, 2015
I dnt rili knw much abt Shehu Sani bt my heart intuitively accomodated him 4 God knws wat during his campaign course...I tink he is beginning to fall shrt of wat i expect of him...Anywy i wil stil giv him som benefits of doubt.
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El Rufai footprint alone in abj single handedly made me toe his lane in his gubernotorial pursuit..If dat guy was stil fct minister Till date, i bet u FCT wil have been competin wit Jburg head to head..after his departure go see mess his sucessors have made of d town all in the name of people oriented policies.
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I trust El Rufai sef..he dealt wit abj witches and wizards, takeless of a lesser demon as Sani Shehu.
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Education › Re: OAU Students Emerge 'first' At Business Summit Competition by Gwan2(m): 12:05pm On Aug 06, 2015
[color=#000000]Local Rappersss..............Celebration of mediocrity.
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When no Nigerian University among the best 1000 Unis worldwide.
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Anyway enjoy ur fame among the blind Mr one eye.
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Politics › Re: Before The Honeymoon Ends In Divorce, Simon Kolawole Warns Buhari by Gwan2(m):
Seriously speaking i was tryin to fathom d category i belong...wit diz writeup i discoverd am in cat 3 as a neutral......yea, som policies of Pmb xpecially d ministerial delay is rili affected me in all ramification bt he stil gat som benefit of doubt frm me eventhough am not an addicted fan of his.
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Am wit u, d 95% and 5% Wasnt necessary, but i must confess, Pmb ability to stand his ground on d ministerial appointment despite d enormous pressure is a plus to democracy, iT says 1 tin, is not biz as usual.
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One thing i hav to say again is if PMB like he shld migrat nigerians to America and bring Americans to Nigeria, most occupants of cat 1 will neva see any gud in PMB administration, so if ur a gud student of economics and ur conversant wit PERETO's 80/20 rule...i.e giv ur max time to d 20% activities dat givz u d 80% of ur productive output....u will sure understand y PMB made d 95%-5% statement.
Education › Re: Reasons Why First Class Students Never Become First Class People In Life by Gwan2(m): 10:56am On Jul 27, 2015
Datamega:
Lies from the pit of hell
MORONIC SCAMMERS.
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U call him at ur risk
Career › Re: Scholarship To Study In Harvard University Or #20million..which Will You Choose? by Gwan2(op): 6:40pm On Jul 25, 2015
Joy83:
Don't tell me you are angry already... Sorry bro!
Am not, trust me.....tnx

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