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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Admitting To Cheating On Her Ex-husband (Video) by Gwan2(m): 8:44am On Apr 18
Oyibo man no get street update, he go looseguard carry Korra wey dey street. Well, like Ukwa talk for him song I go chop your dollar,,,”4..*.9 is just a game”, if you fall mugu, dem go chop you and you’re just the looser when the other party the winner.


Na so I meet one Oyibo guy for pub wey don dey high small,,, after I tell am I’m from Nigeria, he happy come tell me say he meet him current girlfriend for online and she’s from naija, Edo state. He come ask me wetin I know about that region………first thing wey come my mind be say, make I no break bottle wey this Edo girl cover this guy inside so?…….Anyway I just tell am say na correct side, make him try visit her..

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Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Slept With Her Friend's Fiance While 5 Months Pregnant- Justin Dean by Gwan2(m): 8:44am On Apr 18
Korra saw American paper…. While the guy dey see waist for social media.

All of them achieved their respective goals, they’ve just had enough of themselves.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran's Statement To The United Nations About Its Attack On Israel by Gwan2(m): 6:12am On Apr 14
I dey even pity Iran I swear…..they had to do something to show the Islamic committee cheering them on, and other of their fans that they are not just push overs. Iran has military might, but trust me…they are mostly overestimated by their supporters.
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Iran even issued a statement after sending the missiles saying that the attack is the conclusion of their reprisal attack, and it was in response to attack on their consulate in Syria. No casualty recorded in Isreal sef, they knew most of the missiles will be intercepted, they just had to do something for their integrity. Poor Iran, I understand when you’ve got a punch on the face by a stronger person, and you are being cheered on to revenge even though you know the consequences.
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They just played into Isreal hands….Isreal are blood thirsty and want to finish this existential threat once and for all,,,Trust me, Isreal will respond brutally. Isreal don’t mind a world war,,,,They are all out to kill the queen termite.

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Politics / Re: Eid-El-Fitr: Katsina Adds Friday As Public Holiday by Gwan2(m): 6:13am On Apr 10
The easiest way to score cheap political points in the north is to embark of massive renovation of mosques, building new ones or declaring working days as public holiday to acknowledge Islamic festivals.

Religion….the opium of the masses

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Health / Re: John Tinniswood: Guinness World Records Names 111-Year-Old As Oldest Living Man by Gwan2(m): 9:58pm On Apr 06
thatsleepboy1:


Pure rubbish. Let them come to Oye Ekiti here and see pple older than 111. The oldest person in oye here is older than 111.

GUINESS don’t go to regions or people seeking records, people take their verifiable records to them with cogent evidences and empirical proves…..not just someone claiming he was born when they first discovered crude oil or when Mary selessor stops the killing of twins in Calabar

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Massive 4.8 Earthquake Hits New York by Gwan2(m): 5:30pm On Apr 05
“what is man that you are mindful of him, and the son of man that you care for him”

If you fathom the comic activities and components of the cosmic world, then you will ask same deep question in the Bible David asked,,, Why is God particular about insignificant components like humans in the grand scheme of the universe activities.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (4 - 3) On 4th April 2024 by Gwan2(m): 8:56pm On Apr 04
Na Ogun go handle the UK government for rubbishing the Blue club…..see the charlatans playing now with the daft coach and management that should be managing council houses in England instead of football

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (4 - 3) On 4th April 2024 by Gwan2(m): 8:31pm On Apr 04
Cucurella you be real kukuruku
Crime / Re: Deborah Samuel's Killers Faced Camera, Bragged And Held A Matchbox – Amnesty Int by Gwan2(m): 1:21am On Apr 03
Abeg don’t remind me of this girl gruesome murder in the name of blasphemy, it will make me wish more bombs and grenades on Gaza by Isreal as a consolation for me, which I don’t think is human of me.


So so despicable and sad.

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Politics / Re: I Inherited ₦85bn, $587m Debts, Can’t Pay Salaries Now: Kaduna Governor Uba Sani by Gwan2(m): 7:11pm On Mar 30
Atleast Elrufai achieved his life time goal of making Kaduna governorship a Muslim Muslim ticket…even if the state wallow in miserable abyss.

Warped fanatism
Education / Re: 2022 Medical Students Intake By Geopolitical Zone by Gwan2(m): 9:30pm On Mar 26
These are human resources that should be used to built the society, but unfortunately, most will tap into the national treasure just give them the ground to fly away from Nigeria.

If education at any level is subsidised, a sensible government will sign a bond of agreement with the beneficiaries to at-least serve and built the society to some degree before seeking greener pasture.

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Crime / Re: Israeli Hostage Says She Was Sexually Assaulted And Tortured In Gaza by Gwan2(m): 9:26pm On Mar 26
ISLAMABAD hold you and GBOLA no touch you.....That one na kidnap or hostage?

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by Gwan2(m): 8:25am On Mar 24
The low self esteem feeling as a result of “Small Penis” is a reverse psychology and psychological gaslighting the female gender directly or indirectly played by transferring the consequences of either their promiscuity or sexual disadvantage to the men, and the men consciously or subconsciously accepted the brunt that should have been shouldered by the female gender, which was mostly caused as a result of their live style.

In other words, female gender should have bear the disappointment of not being able to get satisfied by any size penis because of their lifestyle which made their vagina wide, but they played a fast one on the male gender and transferred the brunt or consequences of their lifestyle and blaming the guy for not having a big dick.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Abbas Ahmed: Grandson Of Hezbollah Chief Nasrallah Killed In Israeli Airstrike by Gwan2(m): 10:53pm On Mar 03
Isreal na just sophisticated Fulani, dem no dey forgive…If na just regular country dey these Arab midst, dem for done carry insurgency and terrorism wipe dem out

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Travel / Re: Pakistan Airlines Air Hostess Flies To Canada, Leaves Note & Goes Missing by Gwan2(m): 4:36pm On Mar 01
They run to a country that exercise freedom and human liberty, then they try to import the same religion and ideas that make them run from their origin countries into the new country that offered them open arms.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Naledi Pandor Receives Threats After ICJ Genocide Case Against Israel by Gwan2(m): 7:20pm On Feb 10
Throwback:


The South Africans have experienced when foreigners come to your land and take over and push you to a corner of what is fully yours.

The Jewish refugees who left Russia and Poland and Germany to return to a region they had been ejected from for almost 2000 years by the Romans, have no right over the lands that the Arabs had been living on since the 7th century.



Do you know that the first set of 6 Prime Ministers of Israel that was formed in 1947, were all born outside of Palestine?

They were all born in Europe.

How does a refugee tribe displace the original modern occupants of the land that trace their unbroken ownership to the past 1300 years?

I wanted to school you about that territory formerly called Judea, but I’m currently at work. That land Palestine which is the subset of Judea…contained Arab Muslim, Arab Christians and the JEWS from time immemorial. The Jews have been in that land as long as the Arabs. Yes, there was migration of displaced Jews around the world, mostly in Europe to the present Isreal due to threats and anti semitism.

Let me burst your bubble, do you know the Jews along with Arabians were present and occupying in Medina, the birthplace of prophet Muhammed before Muhammad was born The prophet at some point instigated the extermination of the Jews in the Arabian, and the surviving Jews fled from Arabia. Go read your history bro.
Family / Re: If You Used These Perfumes And You're Not Married Hmmmm... by Gwan2(m): 12:04pm On Jan 08
Dusha cause quarel between me and my guy. He dey use Dusha as him spray, the smell make sense that time, and he come be ladies man. When we return back from holiday, Baba smell Dusha for my body, he come ask me which perfume I dey use, I come say na Dusha I buy ooo, I no see anyone buy. Baba carry am for head keep malice with me for sometime before we come settle. grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy's Parents, Samuel & Bose Ogulu Mark 33rd Wedding Anniversary by Gwan2(m): 4:38pm On Sep 02, 2023
Father step Dad......I thought Shatta Wale told us advice Burna Boy to ask his Mother who his real father is....the last time they had a squabble.

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Car Talk / Re: Could This Be The Reason For High Fuel Consumption? by Gwan2(m): 5:48pm On Aug 24, 2023
OP please don't remind of my past predicament.

Thank God I sold that car last last sha......I committed the buyer of the car in my prayers and prayed the BP medication he will be buying should be original and not the fake BP medication sold in pharmacy shops around, because that will be double wahala for dead body.

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Health / Re: Health Professionals Urged To Call Vaginas 'bonus Holes' ( Pics) by Gwan2(m): 7:44pm On Jul 11, 2023
Vagina....Bonus Hole

AssHole.....Bonanza Hole

Mouth......Main Hole

PenisHole....GiveAway Hole.

Is Putin on sabbatica?...Seems there's a lot of free time in the west

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Romance / Re: Why A Woman Should Not Wait Too Long To Marry Or Settle Down? by Gwan2(m): 3:34pm On Jul 06, 2023
Funny circle of life.....

You never marry? Na funny question for people both men and women within 18 - 29yrs.

Reality check question for people within 30 - 33yrs

Quarrel question for people within 34 - 37yrs

For people above 38yrs just avoid that question if you no want fight.

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Nairaland / General / Re: At Your Age, What's Your Biggest Regret In Life by Gwan2(m): 7:09am On Jun 28, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


As long as you mentioned “flaws”, forget it. I don't need to ask you anything because it was glaring in your comment. Keep noting every flaws from every lady you meet hoping to find “MS. Perfect”. I hope you don't get to 60s and still keep nitpicking on their “significant flaws”.

You sound like a very intolerant person by the way. Easy there. smiley

No offense, are you having challenge with comprehension or you intentionally just want to gaslight the young man to dissipate some negative energy off you?? So because he has his flaws, he should blindfold himself and pick rubbish.? He was even explicit enough by positing that most ladies he met have "significant flaws"; which implies that there are some flaws he could accomodate, but these flaws he sees from these ladies are quite significant to overlook.

Do you know the extend of the decadence in morality and wanton debauchery especially facilitated by social media in the society??..The moral fabrics is shredded, and you advised someone to overlook significant flaws just because he is not a saint or you delight in just being an ageist?

Do you know why our fathers and mothers raised kids with better moral value than parent these days? it was because our fathers knew their flaws and weakness, so they never married or settled with someone that also have such "significant flaws".

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Family / Re: My Mum Bullying My Dad Is Getting Out Of Hand!!! by Gwan2(m): 3:57pm On May 28, 2023
infofta:
I cannot say what exactly could be the reason.
Most Nigerian women take advantage of gentle men.
Ask your dad first what the problem is generally.

If you must call her it must be advice and warning of severe at the end of the call.

Without warning of consequences, she will simply go to him after the call and make the house a living hell for him.



I don't think it is a matter of taking advantage of gentlemen.....Men naturally water down their firmness, 'machoness', ruggedness with age in a marital setting. This could be due to being battered left, right and centre by socioeconomic issues, 95% financial responsibility in family upbringing and life generally. Wives on the other hand get more grip of the home as time goes, connecting more with the children and influencing the husbands decision through the leverage of the children.

Now, for some unreasonable women who unfortunately are the majority, they use this transition of power to their advantage and wreck havoc on the man, especially if he is not financially buoyant or has lost his financial sources. Some of the women that endured the man's womanising years use the transition of power to revenge.

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Family / Re: My Mum Bullying My Dad Is Getting Out Of Hand!!! by Gwan2(m): 3:43pm On May 28, 2023
bestman09:
Some women become devil when the husband couldn't provide as before.
A man will be taking care of the family for over 20 years without any issue but if he have a problem and unable to provide for at least 1 year, you'll see the devil in the wife

This is the sole reason.

As a man and bread winner, the greatest fear and challenge is losing your source of income to provide efficiently for your family. Trust me, that is when you will know why the bible says hell has no fury like a woman scorned. She may endure with you for some time and give you less problems especially if she see the potential in you to get up and regain your provisional role. But if she has weighed you and see that is the twilight of career probably due to age or incapacitation, most especially if there's no business on ground or something to keep the family going sustainably....Jesus, your life will be full of miseries.

Not all woman, but again, only very very few will contradict what i depicted in similar scenerio. God no go shame us

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Phones / Re: Dorsey: Elon Musk Couldn't Run Twitter; It All Went South After He Bought It by Gwan2(m): 11:43am On May 02, 2023
Elon my Guy......

You are a Billionaire, You are the Richest, You are young, You no get wife, You wan move us go Mars...carry on, make all of us go start afresh abeg

Baba, everything you do with twitter Correct

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Sports / Re: Hiba Abouk: I Need Time To Digest The Shock – Hakimi’s Wife Breaks Silence by Gwan2(m): 10:13pm On Apr 19, 2023
Typical case of you dey look me like monkey, I dey look you like banana.

Operation shock the shocker.....Hakimi 2023
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Sports / Re: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by Gwan2(m): 11:26am On Apr 14, 2023
Format to reduce the number of rich women on forbes list don show.... grin

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Sports / Re: Nagelsmann is the favorite to replace Graham Potter as new Chelsea coach by Gwan2(m): 8:17pm On Apr 03, 2023
pat077:

Zidane is not available. He is only ready for national team job. He is afraid to fail. Chelsea needs an experienced manager like Luis. Terry can manage the team till end of the season when we appoint a permanent manager for the new season.

Zidane select his fights....Baba dey mange him 'small' record jejely.

Na person wey open mouth talk for village meeting dem fit talk say na foolish man

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Celebrities / Re: "Chioma And I Didn't Deserve That" - Davido Speaks On Losing His Son, Ifeanyi by Gwan2(m): 5:39pm On Apr 03, 2023
OSDD:


If there's one thing I have learnt.
Everyone deserves to die regardless of how good or bad they are, you're the one getting emotional here. Death has no choice, if it comes, it comes.

As long as you live, you definitely deserve to die, rich, poor, young, old, male, female, deserve or not. Death gives no Bleep. I sympathise with him though


Nobody is arguing if people will die or live forever....The mystery behind the death is the bone of contention here....

A young man and a young lady having their first son, and the son dying in that sort of circumstance is what some good people don't deserve if life was fair. Conversely, some wicked people deserve that punishment here on earth before departing...Kapish
Celebrities / Re: "Chioma And I Didn't Deserve That" - Davido Speaks On Losing His Son, Ifeanyi by Gwan2(m): 2:07pm On Apr 03, 2023
OSDD:
Who come deserve am?

undecided

Plenty people deserve that, don't be too emotional

Shekau boko haram leader that masterminded the killing of thousand of innocent people, the kidnappers that kidnapped my niece which indirectly led to my uncle's death, the useless corrupt leaders that steal innocent masses common wealth and watch same masses die in abject squalor, while they the leaders jet abroad for medical check up, the ritualist that kill and use human parts for sacrifice, the yahoo boys that scam people life savings and watch them die in depression....lots of people deserve that bruv

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students In UK, Others Risk Deportation by Gwan2(m): 4:59am On Jan 26, 2023
Unfortunately, most of these Japa crew are already caught in the rat race…….

Na like secret cult, if you never enter, you no go know what’s sup,

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Education / Re: Help Me Choose One Among These Courses (photo) by Gwan2(m): 5:41pm On Jan 25, 2023
Jashub:
Shut up idioť. The job you got was through shady connections....and I can bet my last dime that what you are doing in the office isn't related to chemical engineering in anyway grin

Stop misleading people into outdated engineering sciences that don't have value in their societies . Had it been you made mention of computer science or computer engineering I would have reason with you a bit , but you claiming chemical engineering is still valuable in this era means you must be suffering from strong delusions that are based on lies and deception grin


Lastly, agric engineering is far broader than chemical engineering (quote me anywhere). When I was in my undergraduate program , I remember my guys in agricultural engineering and they were doing courses in civil , electrical , mechanical and chemical engineering , so what are you saying ? They even took advance topics in heat and mass transfer ,
Prandlt number , Reynolds number ,Laminar flow and Turbulent flow , Reflux ratios and material balances . And their experiences in those section was on par with what we in chemical engineering were doing . So close your mouth were agric Engineers dey .. grin

You sound quite rude and arrogant bruv. To think you’ve got a narrative that anyone working in a good firm and had his undergraduate degree in Chemical Engineering is based on connection or influence, rather than by merit and weight of the degree is appalling.

Well, you made a salient point by saying chemical engineering industries are now computerised and automated, very correct, but unfortunately is not just chemical engineering sector, it cut across every field. A big water treatment plant that serve a whole canton, just right beside the company I worked with in Switzerland had just one staff, everything is automated. Google are about laying off 12,000 workforce, why?…Automation. All this ain’t purely chemical engineering companies. The biggest threat to humanity now is ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. CLassical AI is laying off workforce now, quantum AI already in the pipeline will chase away humanity. The statistics or data science and the rest just need one AI code to render thousands of them not so in demand. The good thing is that AI is technically still in its nascent stage, so those professions are still viable.

So in as much as you want to advise someone, don’t denigrate a profession because it didn’t work out for you.

My advice to any listening ear is that you can study anything you want to study and give it a touch of the most trending technology at that time, at the moment is AI, machine learning.

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