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SportsRe: Brazil Vs Japan: World Cup 2026 Round Of 32 (2 - 1) On 29th June 2026 by Gwan2(m): 6:54pm On Jun 29
Brazil just big like man wey get big pri:ck but e no dey stand for long
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Gwan2(m): 5:30am On May 06
Morning!!

Please what is the solution to skin irritation like heat rashes on my newborn, 5 months old. It’s spreading from his face to all part of his abdominal region.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leeds United Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) on 3rd December 2025 by Gwan2(m): 11:13pm On Dec 03, 2025
Blame the coach for this rubbish….. you’ve got your first 11, established them by playing them regularly so they can play even on auto pilot, but no…… always trying to rotate to please all the players……… Baba na sack dey look you eye to eye 👁️
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3 - 2) On 30th August 2025 by Gwan2(m): 4:45pm On Aug 30, 2025
As a Chelsea fan,, I dey pity Man Utd small walai. Na swearhuh If human being life Pafuka like this… na small thing the person go commit suici.de walai
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (2 - 0) - On 30th August 2025 by Gwan2(m): 2:00pm On Aug 30, 2025
LostMyZeal:
What about Pedro's push that displaced that guy in the box. And what about Pedro's hand touching the ball to keep it from bouncing?

Fulham getting robbed. Omo omo omo

The Ref no surprise me sha
You dey watch the match abi you wan allow bad belle for world champions blind you. Obviously Pedro hand touch the ball, but if you watch well… you go see say na the defender hit Pedro hand with him leg and displace the hand to hit the ball. Comot hate watch ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (2 - 0) - On 30th August 2025 by Gwan2(m): 1:55pm On Aug 30, 2025
The station wey I dey watch this match…. I swear the commentator na Man Utd fan …. Baba wan kill himself unto world champions matter Chelsea :- . Na cry remain make him cry for Chelsea goals 🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (2 - 0) - On 30th August 2025 by Gwan2(m): 1:41pm On Aug 30, 2025
So na until Muniz cripple Chalobah before referee suppose call foul Abihuh All these fans were dey watch football on LiveScore and betnaija sef
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Inter Milan vs PSG: UCL Finals (0 - 5) On 31st May 2025 by Gwan2(m): 9:53pm On May 31, 2025
Christiano Ronaldo said: “ The Saudi Pro League is better than Ligue 1, of course. I'm not saying that because I play here. I don't care what people think about it. Players should come here and they will see quickly. Just try to do sprints at 38, 39, 40 degrees...””

Mr cho cho cho….. Atleast you go keep quiet and cover face for shame now wey PSG don conquer Europe undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Inter Milan vs PSG: UCL Finals (0 - 5) On 31st May 2025 by Gwan2(m): 9:47pm On May 31, 2025
Inter keeper Somer was the difference between inter and Barca in the semis….. Unfortunately, Somer otumokpo don expire for this final.

Inter never a match to this guys
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 25th January 2025 by Gwan2(m): 7:25pm On Jan 25, 2025
You instilled fear in your opponents mind, had a goal advantage, got the young defender panicking with a yellow card already…..Then you started playing defence waiting on loose balls to counter your opponents……Only Chelsea does that

Hope they don’t get punished severely for ignoring one of the 48 laws of power to crush your enemy to pieces when you can
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by Gwan2(m): 9:47am On Oct 27, 2024
Can you ask and post this sort of question to the Moslem brethren as one of the Friday Juma’at post??
CelebritiesRe: Onyeka Onwenu's Sons Announce The Death Of The "Elegant Stallion" by Gwan2(m): 1:00pm On Jul 31, 2024
Do you know by year 2110 everyone on earth will have passed away?, just an infinitesimal period of time compared to human existence.

Just live, enjoy the moments, make peace with humanity…and most importantly, be at peace with yourself…then take the bow 🙇
PoliticsRe: FG Adds 17 New Oil Blocks To 2024 Bidding by Gwan2(m): 2:39pm On Jun 19, 2024
If you dey share National cake....no forget the celebrant
HealthRe: Damola Ilesanmi: UK-Based Nigerian Man Dies Few Days To Resumption Of A New Job by Gwan2(m): 10:09pm On Jun 13, 2024
Omoawoke:
Nothing hyperbole there. You are slamming people to marry early and gave an age limit. Live and let others live, everyone has their decisions to make.
Baba… go over the original post again, clearly you didn’t get he point if you think I slammed anyone with that post …have a goodnight
HealthRe: Damola Ilesanmi: UK-Based Nigerian Man Dies Few Days To Resumption Of A New Job by Gwan2(m): 9:40pm On Jun 13, 2024
Omoawoke:
Which kind calculation be this, If I marry or born at 35, when I’m 65, first child will be 30, he should have had his PhD by then
You don ever hear figure of speech called Hyperbole….you get the message from the original post sha
HealthRe: Damola Ilesanmi: UK-Based Nigerian Man Dies Few Days To Resumption Of A New Job by Gwan2(m):
Teach us to number our days says the Psalmist.
Human Life, just born to hustle, grow old if lucky and die.

“Hustle and marry early…so you grow with your kids”…

“Get money early so you enjoy your old age”

“Enjoy your single-hood before marriage”.

“If you marry at 35, your first born will be in secondary school while in your sixties”


All these are cliches men created to make themselves feel comfortable and look wise…but ignoring that human existence is a subset of a grand scheme.

Just live, love and be happy…. When it’s time, the soul connects to its source.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran President Died In Air Crash, Israel Not Suspected by Gwan2(m): 4:30am On May 20, 2024
Iran…. I dey even pity dem,,, if them no accidentally fire missile kill their own people on board a flight,,, dem go crash their selves.

The western world placed them in isolation, and unfortunately their technology and mental prowess that needs to catch up with time is obsolete.
SportsRe: Joselu’s Heroics Send Real Madrid To Champions League Final by Gwan2(m): 5:44am On May 09, 2024
Though Madrid were the better team, the second goal is controversial, I think a wrong decision by the referee. That’s one thing I hate about football, making wrong decisions, but the wrong decision will still stand after the match anywhere without any recompense.
CelebritiesRe: Korra Obidi Admitting To Cheating On Her Ex-husband (Video) by Gwan2(m): 8:44am On Apr 18, 2024
Oyibo man no get street update, he go looseguard carry Korra wey dey street. Well, like Ukwa talk for him song I go chop your dollar,,,”4..*.9 is just a game”, if you fall mugu, dem go chop you and you’re just the looser when the other party the winner.


Na so I meet one Oyibo guy for pub wey don dey high small,,, after I tell am I’m from Nigeria, he happy come tell me say he meet him current girlfriend for online and she’s from naija, Edo state. He come ask me wetin I know about that region………first thing wey come my mind be say, make I no break bottle wey this Edo girl cover this guy inside sohuh?…….Anyway I just tell am say na correct side, make him try visit her..
CelebritiesRe: Korra Obidi Slept With Her Friend's Fiance While 5 Months Pregnant- Justin Dean by Gwan2(m):
Korra saw American paper…. While the guy dey see waist for social media.

All of them achieved their respective goals, they’ve just had enough of themselves.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran's Statement To The United Nations About Its Attack On Israel by Gwan2(m):
I dey even pity Iran I swear…..they had to do something to show the Islamic committee cheering them on, and other of their fans that they are not just push overs. Iran has military might, but trust me…they are mostly overestimated by their supporters.
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Iran even issued a statement after sending the missiles saying that the attack is the conclusion of their reprisal attack, and it was in response to attack on their consulate in Syria. No casualty recorded in Isreal sef, they knew most of the missiles will be intercepted, they just had to do something for their integrity. Poor Iran, I understand when you’ve got a punch on the face by a stronger person, and you are being cheered on to revenge even though you know the consequences.
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They just played into Isreal hands….Isreal are blood thirsty and want to finish this existential threat once and for all,,,Trust me, Isreal will respond brutally. Isreal don’t mind a world war,,,,They are all out to kill the queen termite.
PoliticsRe: Eid-El-Fitr: Katsina Adds Friday As Public Holiday by Gwan2(m): 6:13am On Apr 10, 2024
The easiest way to score cheap political points in the north is to embark of massive renovation of mosques, building new ones or declaring working days as public holiday to acknowledge Islamic festivals.

Religion….the opium of the masses
HealthRe: John Tinniswood: Guinness World Records Names 111-Year-Old As Oldest Living Man by Gwan2(m): 9:58pm On Apr 06, 2024
thatsleepboy1:
Pure rubbish. Let them come to Oye Ekiti here and see pple older than 111. The oldest person in oye here is older than 111.
GUINESS don’t go to regions or people seeking records, people take their verifiable records to them with cogent evidences and empirical proves…..not just someone claiming he was born when they first discovered crude oil or when Mary selessor stops the killing of twins in Calabar
Foreign AffairsRe: Massive 4.8 Earthquake Hits New York by Gwan2(m): 5:30pm On Apr 05, 2024
“what is man that you are mindful of him, and the son of man that you care for him”

If you fathom the comic activities and components of the cosmic world, then you will ask same deep question in the Bible David asked,,, Why is God particular about insignificant components like humans in the grand scheme of the universe activities.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (4 - 3) On 4th April 2024 by Gwan2(m): 8:56pm On Apr 04, 2024
Na Ogun go handle the UK government for rubbishing the Blue club…..see the charlatans playing now with the daft coach and management that should be managing council houses in England instead of football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (4 - 3) On 4th April 2024 by Gwan2(m): 8:31pm On Apr 04, 2024
Cucurella you be real kukuruku
CrimeRe: Deborah Samuel's Killers Faced Camera, Bragged And Held A Matchbox – Amnesty Int by Gwan2(m): 1:21am On Apr 03, 2024
Abeg don’t remind me of this girl gruesome murder in the name of blasphemy, it will make me wish more bombs and grenades on Gaza by Isreal as a consolation for me, which I don’t think is human of me.


So so despicable and sad.
PoliticsRe: I Inherited ₦85bn, $587m Debts, Can’t Pay Salaries Now: Kaduna Governor Uba Sani by Gwan2(m): 7:11pm On Mar 30, 2024
Atleast Elrufai achieved his life time goal of making Kaduna governorship a Muslim Muslim ticket…even if the state wallow in miserable abyss.

Warped fanatism
EducationRe: 2022 Medical Students Intake By Geopolitical Zone by Gwan2(m): 9:30pm On Mar 26, 2024
These are human resources that should be used to built the society, but unfortunately, most will tap into the national treasure just give them the ground to fly away from Nigeria.

If education at any level is subsidised, a sensible government will sign a bond of agreement with the beneficiaries to at-least serve and built the society to some degree before seeking greener pasture.

CrimeRe: Israeli Hostage Says She Was Sexually Assaulted And Tortured In Gaza by Gwan2(m): 9:26pm On Mar 26, 2024
ISLAMABAD hold you and GBOLA no touch you.....That one na kidnap or hostage? huh
RomanceRe: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by Gwan2(m): 8:25am On Mar 24, 2024
The low self esteem feeling as a result of “Small Penis” is a reverse psychology and psychological gaslighting the female gender directly or indirectly played by transferring the consequences of either their promiscuity or sexual disadvantage to the men, and the men consciously or subconsciously accepted the brunt that should have been shouldered by the female gender, which was mostly caused as a result of their live style.

In other words, female gender should have bear the disappointment of not being able to get satisfied by any size penis because of their lifestyle which made their vagina wide, but they played a fast one on the male gender and transferred the brunt or consequences of their lifestyle and blaming the guy for not having a big dick.

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