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hi bae.. your feet smells really bad... thats how to tell her.. or speak her native dialect.

andysnoopy:
Chaiiii I have dead! Mo gbe ooo!!! I used to think some stories here an made up but it has happened to me. Just caught my gf cheating! ! Live and direct!! Ohh the shock! The humiliation! ! The anger!! And thank God for the self control n protection he gave to me...

I still can't belive it.. common!! this girl is an Angel! She talks like n angel, fly like an angel, always there for me like an angel.. (you know what that said about "if it barks like a dog, runs like dog, smells like a dog) so she must be an angel!! Caught her kissing a neighbour in front of my gate, after I suspected her phone call and decided to be a smart man for once in my life. She's been having that phone call, they talk in their language, she ends it with " bye gf" and here I'm I wondering how a girl sounds so much like a man!! God I'm so gutted right now, my dogs has been unleashed,she dare not enter the house..

Thinking of what to do with her now??

thats y i never blame paulkillerman when he says what he says... they all the same.... angel cor devil ni

A .s.s over b.o.o.bs anytime anyday

dull brains... i must say.. the brain needs an urgent makeup, along with the face.

la click la wawa la op

u no biliv in satan abiiiii.... oya go benin ring road for night, look in between ya legzzz... u go understand... hahahaha... infact e remain mke dem carry ur pinshure go meet that babalawo... u go knw say na satan power him dey use.

samsam2019:
I'll be bringing this up one after the other so you'll need to follow this thread to truly get the message

hewho does not know and knows he does not know is wise

he who does not know and does not know he does not know is foolish

BUT

he who does not know, and THINKS he knows is DEAD.

Sam that has ears... let him....

donfemo:
Sam Sam, seems your name was gotten from the Bible hence I will asume your parents believe in the same Bible you call a lie. The only problem is that your parents trained you, you can now reason for yourself but you are begining to think you are smarter than God. Saul did worse, he killed Christians but God arrested him and he became Paul. (Your case na small matter be that). Am only wondering what your name will be

him name go be PAM

Runnnnnnnn.... let your heels touch the back of your heads... if all you say is true... but if he is SERIOUSLY trying to get on his feet... maybe has started a little biznes or has plans to... den support him. no time for lazy man...

i see this paulkillerman guy as i see donald trump... most if not all his threads seem stupid at first... but they do have very strong meaning... keep it up bro... respect...

vicechancellor:
babe, you're damn cute. can I be stupidinluv with you?

you right... and the cute girls dont need to seek for attention... like some ugly olympus has fallen breasted ladies claiming big boobs *spits*

I LOVE YOU... thats d biggest lie she told me

make up.... plz make up... u need it..

if she really was your girl friend... you would be happy...

nice piece... or the world would have gone back to stone age... due to war... global warming... alien attack... e.t.c.. no attack me ohh... na play i dey play..

ednut1:
The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) on Tuesday, said the inflation rate in February rose by 11.4 per cent compared to the 9.6 per cent in January. This is contained in February 2015 Consumer Price Index (CPI)/ Inflation Report issued by the NBS in Abuja. The CPI measures the average change over time in prices of goods and services consumed by people on daily basis. According to the report, the CPI which measures inflation, has recorded a significant increase in February. “The headline index increased by 11.4 per cent year-on-year in February, roughly 1.76 per cent point higher from rates recorded in January (9.6%). “The faster pace of increases which led to the overall rise in the headline index was recorded across almost all major divisions. “ This contributes to the headline index with the exception of the restaurants and hotels division which increased, albeit at a slower pace.’’ After increasing at the same pace for two months, the report said the pace of food prices as recorded by the food sub-index increased at faster pace in February. It said the food index increased by 11.3 per cent, up by 0.71 per cent point from rates recorded in January. During the month, it said that all major food groups which contributed to the food sub-index increased at a faster pace during the month. “The food sub-index increased at a faster pace with the exception of potatoes, yams and other tubers and sugar, jam, honey, chocolate and confectionery groups. “The ‘All Items less Farm Produce’ or Core sub-index, increased at a faster pace in February as imported items as well as other domestic products, resulting in ripple effects across many divisions. “The index increased by 11.0 per cent in February, roughly 2.2 per cent points from rates recorded in January,’’ it stated. On a month-on-month basis, the report said that the Headline Index increased at a faster pace in February relative to January. Meanwhile, the report said both the urban and rural indices recorded increases in January. “The urban index rose by 12.3 per cent (year-on-year) from 9.7 per cent in the month earlier, and the rural index increased by 10.7 per cent in February from 9.5 per cent in January. “On a month-on-month basis, both the urban and rural indices increased at a faster pace. “The urban index increased by 3.0 per cent in February from 0.9 per cent in January, while the rural index increased by 1.8 per cent from 0.9 per cent in January,’’ it added.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/economy-nigerias-inflation-rises-by-11-4-in-february-nbs/

good day sir, plz i just sent you a PM, have some urgent questions to ask you.... thanks.

FORCHO:
It happens bro... İt's all on God cos I graduated with a second class lower division, I still dropped my cv on their site, regardless of what the outcome might become.
I've written the test sha... But I really do not wanna work in a bank.. Cos I feel it's a contract hustle

my brother... start with whatever you get... be it a bank... but never rest on your laurels... always seek to move up... success bro.

interview invite... been God all through...

the guy carries her bag and you walk behind them taking pix... what are u? paparazzi abi body guard... snitchy ameabo...

juddexy2:
M M

if your name does start with M M, does dat mean dey have sent out all the regret mails and are issuing success mails in batches?

lazywriter:
I might be able to help here, as I have been in the recruitment scene for a while now.

The personality test is simply a test to figure out if your personality traits are in line with the ideal PwC person; innovative, outspoken, gregarious, team player and honest, etc.

Because of the kind of role they play as consultants, being extroverted and focused is a major trait they look for, that's where the personality test comes to play. They check to see if you can relate well with people, help others, respect their views, etc while voicing your opinions and going with what you think is right even if you hate it or everyone tells you you're wrong.

If a substantial amount of your answers contradict what they want, it deems you unlikely to fit in the firm.

Personality tests also take account of time. They expect you to select a choice from reflex, as that is a great indication of your actions. When you spend time thinking of a scenario, they get the impression you are trying to cheat the system.

Next time you are taking a personality test, try to understand what the firm values and considers important, as their answer key is based ENTIRELY on the firm's values and ethics, not on what you think is right.

thanks bro... but this should have come b4 not after the personality test. still awaiting my fate though.

HateU2:
Playing with my niiples .
They are mine and I think I should be free to play with it any time but 'dey' talk say it's a bad thing.

I can't sleep without playing with em oo.

do u need help with that? lol

@op... cherish that lady... as long as u trust her...

hmmm... after writing this test na God hand person just dey ohh.....

FORCHO:
Yeah... I got an invite.. I read EEE

cool den... success bro... i studied mech, wondering why I never got invited.

una wicked ohh... pretty sure the Op was expecting somting different.

rule no. 9.... and 14yrs...... dont think nairaland is a forum for advertising being gay... #nonofmybiznesshaa

lol... u brought the holyspirit down on her... after all while 'lighting' her she was speaking in tongues....

nawa ohh... sorry bro... though I dont feel pain... stop eating her food... am sure d jazz will stop being effective after 7weeks... an edo boy speaketh....

jubebaister:
I think so too. Body no b firewood.. One needs to arrest .. Or is he a robot that works 7 days a week, 366days a year. Lol.. I can't so that kind job oooo. That I wil work everyday. No rest, no holiday, no shift... How much them de pay am sef? E reach 180k?

I hear say his salary na 150k... Even at that, me no fit do that kind work...

150k is too small naaaa.... ah ah... #nonofmybusinessshaa....

no offence ma.... I think this is really dumb of u ... I beliv the below 20 age stuff cuz this is really immature... its all good dear... in anoda life ur hands should touch the other side of your ears b4 u start school... hope u've realized this is a mistake and u have learnt from it though.

once he come na him go announce him presence by banning u all... lol... rule no. 23.. which he will create himself.