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Christianity Etc › Re: Preacher Beaten Black And Blue For Taking Gospel To The Gym by hahn(m): 9:55am On Sep 19, 2016
uboma:
Hahn, as I later discovered, is more of a troll.

So there was really no need replying him any further.
undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: In Need Of A True Believer by hahn(m): 9:52am On Sep 19, 2016
4everGod:
Make sure you book a session for me with a Shrink who is an atheist. I plan to make a convert out of that one.
I will book a double session then. I am assuming you intend to go with Jehovah as well, as a form of proof that it actually exists? It definitely needs psychological examination.

I can only imagine the amount of psychological damage it's mass murder of humanity during Noah's flood and all the screams of the women and children it killed in Sodom and Gomorah and not to mention just sitticng back and watching billions of people suffering and dying daily, it experiences
Christianity Etc › Re: In Need Of A True Believer by hahn(m): 9:36am On Sep 19, 2016
4everGod:
Now you are simply sounding pathetically sadistic.
undecided

Why are you trolling her thread? She knows you don't mean well for her so quit looking and sounding desperate for attention.
I do not mean well for her by telling her to to approach her problems rationally and not continue being a victim and maga to her pastor?

If you fail to see why she is making this plea then keep trolling and see if she will pay you any mind.
Well, she asked for advice. It is left for her to pick which one she feels it is better. Afterall, I am not the one threatening her with hell fire and eternal damnation for not "believing blindly" undecided

Now your focus is not longer on the OP but now shifted to a God you hate which to you does not exist yet you have so much hate for the supposed non existent.
My focus can't be on god because it is non existent, apart from in the brains of those who believe it, but if I have any hate at all, it is for the level that religion has degenerated Nigerians too. Instead of action, we "pray". And even when it doesn't work, instead of coming to the conclusion that indeed it doesn't work, we continue dwelling in the same delusional wishful thinking and ultimately blame the devil. It is pathetic really.

I think you need to see a shrink yourself.
Yes. I will see one and book a session for you
Christianity Etc › Re: In Need Of A True Believer by hahn(m): 9:20am On Sep 19, 2016
4everGod:
Exactly! The key word there id EXPECT! She is not expecting the same result because she feels there must be something she has left out...something undone...something not done right....or in this case something done with the wrong people which was why her thread specifically says she is seeking a TRUE believer.

Do you understand it now?
Lol. These are simple excuses used by patorpreneurs to exploit their gullible folk.

There is something she has not done abi? You mean more tithe? More offering? More prayers? More spiritual works?

Can't you discern that the op is frustrated because none of these things have worked?

Keywords: NONE OF THESE THINGS HAVE WORKED

And you expect her to continue?

Can't her god see that she has an urgent need and solve it if it indeed exists? What pleasure does god derive from watching it's children suffer?

What a psychopathic and incompetent "God". I am just glad it not real

undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Laziness A Demonic Attack? by hahn(m):
Muafrika2:
Some of the most effective demonic attacks are subtle. Like laziness, lack of motivation, procrastination ...

Like for me, I've been trying to get out of bed for the last 1hr.

I rebuke that devil angry .
Lol. Blaming laziness on the devil? undecided

This thread proofs that religion provides succor for people who have trouble using their own brains undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: In Need Of A True Believer by hahn(m): 8:56am On Sep 19, 2016
4everGod:
Is common sense your exclusive right?
No. I doubt it. I am a human. Stupidity is a part of us.

But then, "you cannot continue doing the same things and expecting the same result. That is insanity" undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: In Need Of A True Believer by hahn(m): 8:52am On Sep 19, 2016
promise10:
What if your atheistic opinion doesn't work?
My atheist position? Did I mention that atheism is a cure? Do you even know what the fvck atheism means? undecided

What if it is a medical problem, as in the case of my younger brother who got healed permanently right in the church when he was suffering from KIDNEY FAILURE at the age of 10, after the doctor said "THERE IS NOTHING MEDICAL SCIENCES CAN DO IN HIS CASE"? In the case of my younger brother, the doctor assured us of his death because all hope was lost, but thank God for Jesus' name. That's why I look foolish to my then-atheistic self when I was saying that there is NOTHING like miracle, because as far as I have lived I HAVE SEEN MANY SPONTANEOUS MIRACLE I CAN NOT DENY.
To make this your testimony valid, let us replicate the process by which your brother was "healed". We can go to LUTH and you can pray to your god to heal all the people suffering from kidney failure.

Have you ever wondered why there are hospitals when prayers work? Why go to a hospital when you can go to a church? undecided


Bro, a times, SCIENCE and LOGIC CAN SUCK! Trust me bro they do! They aren't perfect!
Of course not. But at least it is more reasonable than repeating something, prayers in this case, that is obviously inefficient

I hope you would say, that since science and logic has no solution to offer, he should have lived and died in the disease, because in atheism NOTHING, even life or death, MATTERS!
Just read yourself. Science and logic have no solution to offer but the process for making the device you used in posting that nonsense comment is detailed in your unholy bible abi? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Preacher Beaten Black And Blue For Taking Gospel To The Gym by hahn(m): 8:46am On Sep 19, 2016
Trapnews:
This is not funny. Do not draw calamity to yourself. Meanwhile, pray to have sense undecided
The only way to have sense is by THINKING dear. Not praying because prayers do not work undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: In Need Of A True Believer by hahn(m): 8:45am On Sep 19, 2016
4everGod:
I suggest you keep quiet if you have nothing to offer. The OP obviously is smart enough to know why she seeks the services of a minister of the gospel. Do not try to paint a picture suggesting she is stupid because she is not.
If you think prayers do not work...think again! My threads declare testimonies on the efficacy of Prayer and God and just yesterday evening another testimony just happened to a nairalander who reached out to me for help. This time she will be the one to share it live here on Nairaland along with proof of her testimony.

You can keep trying to deceive but God remains true.
But the op has been praying and fasting and spending money on her pastor and church just so her problems and [size=20pt]SHE STILL HAS THESE PROBLEMS![/size]

Common sense should let her know that it it is ineffective.

As regards your threads, purrrllleeeeaaasssseeeee undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Animals Have Rights? [argumentative Discussion] by hahn(m): 9:43pm On Sep 18, 2016
menesheh:
grin mr Hahn, i dey on low key.
I know you are above the recession. Give me clue na wink
Crime › Re: Thieves Paraded In Front Of A Community In Kano (pics) by hahn(m): 9:42pm On Sep 18, 2016
maryjan8:
God please touch the heart of our youth.
Too late undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: In Need Of A True Believer by hahn(m): 9:42pm On Sep 18, 2016
sadiyaisiyaku:
Please I need a real Man Of God that will help in delivering my family. We have been through a lot in the last few years.We have visited many places without any solution. We have fasted, prayed,gave out alms all to no avail.Please I really need your help if you posses the gift of sight.
Considering that you have already done that, don't you think it is safe to conclude that fasting, praying and giving alms simply because you seek a "miracle" simply DO NOT work?

You have to employ logic to your situation.

What problems are you facing?

What is the best solution to that problem?

Can you afford the solution?

Can you work to afford the solution?

etc
Romance › Re: Couple Give Each Other Snakes As Gifts On Their Wedding Day (photos) by hahn(m): 9:40pm On Sep 18, 2016
In Nigeria, no one will eat any meal in that party.

People go just dey move with style comot for the venue cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Animals Have Rights? [argumentative Discussion] by hahn(m): 9:30pm On Sep 18, 2016
menesheh:
Basically, i agree that the universal don't give a damn about rights and that rights are the product of human construct. Since we human institutes rights as guiding principles that always works for our altruistic advantage, other animal species should not be excluded.

The in the context of animal rights, since we are sentient being and capable of intellectually coming up with workable paradigm that guide our actions, we should include other animals.

In the cause of inclusively legislating for animals rights, we have to consider grading animals according to certain abilities. Most animals are highly intelligent and can feel pain like us and are somewhat aware of their own existence. Some can harmoniously live with us and act as helping hand in our daily life.

The quote on quote "ALL ANIMALS" shouldn't be the case here. Survival of the fittest still exist of which we are the premier of such. We must eat meat to survive. Some animals should have rights as a constitutional one, while others shouldn't but should be guilded on arbitrary judgements, to abate their extinction, like anti poaching laws and laws against killing of those that are not harmful.
Where you dey since?
Christianity Etc › Re: We Live In The Last Days, You May Have Missed These Signs! by hahn(m): 9:13pm On Sep 18, 2016
Does this "end time" scam still work? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Goes To Kanye West's Concert In Miami Half-naked! [pics] by hahn(m): 9:04pm On Sep 18, 2016
Kenekingz:
Is she his wife or his prostitute?
Lo. Na him wife o. tongue

But why is he not wearing those his rags? undecided
Education › Re: How Many Of Us Knows This (pic) by hahn(m): 8:58pm On Sep 18, 2016
Idrismusty97:
Some people have bottles that are a thousand years old and is still usable cheesy.
I tire o.

All the text don clean comot sef tongue
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Cds by hahn(m): 8:00pm On Sep 18, 2016
Seun:
All right I'll give him money. Happy? I guess that will solve all his problems. But it won't. Depression is a disease that ruins a person's life.
I need money too o grin
Christianity Etc › Re: You Cannot Be An Atheist And A Free Thinker by hahn(m): 7:18pm On Sep 18, 2016
DeepSight:
Some one like you will clearly require the Ocean to give a personal handshake to the droplet of water on your tongue, in order that you may grant the Ocean the special privilege of your acknowledgement that it exists.
*yawns*
Christianity Etc › Re: The Lord Chosen Church Takes Praise And Worship To An Acrobatic Level by hahn(m): 3:32pm On Sep 18, 2016
kingebukasblog, winner01 are these the people who are "rich" in the lord?

See as poverty fit them. Nice one smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why It's Important To Pray Without Ceasing Even When It Seems Hard To Pray by hahn(m): 3:17pm On Sep 18, 2016
uvalued:
hmm man object suggesing to another man object a message but despise the Class that caused the man object to exist?
wft did you just say? Na English be that?

cheesy cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Weirdest Moments In The Bible by hahn(m): 3:16pm On Sep 18, 2016
4evergod, kingebukasblog, winner01, honorhim long time smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why It's Important To Pray Without Ceasing Even When It Seems Hard To Pray by hahn(m): 3:09pm On Sep 18, 2016
uvalued:
pls dont come on nairalqnd crying that ur **** is so tiny winny that your woman will dump u and u need some help... grin grin

hehee
You should consider a career in comedy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why It's Important To Pray Without Ceasing Even When It Seems Hard To Pray by hahn(m): 2:51pm On Sep 18, 2016
tiwasiaife:
Lucifer am.not worthy to ask of anything from you but in your mercy and love show compassion to this your child. Forgive him do not condemn him rather in your mercy and love bring him back to your fold and make him see that without you we are nothing. I have sinned against you in my ways too but as I plead for him I ask for all those who do not know you yet.
Finally remember me Lucifer to get a job because I have none so as to use it as a point of contact in showing all those who don't believe in you that truely there is God who is the creator of Heaven and Earth. we pray you Lord
May Lucifer answer your prayers and accept your soul in hell smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: You Cannot Be An Atheist And A Free Thinker by hahn(m): 2:50pm On Sep 18, 2016
larisoft:
Is it then not logical to say that both are fixed on conclusions already. The first; that no matter what evidence is discovered later on, it will always prove that there is no God. The second; that no matter what evidence exists already, or will be discovered later, that they know with unflinching certainty that there is God.

Is it also not logical to derive that none of the parties has a completely open mind?
All I need to believe in god is a knock on my door from him/she/it.

It is supposed to know my address grin
Christianity Etc › Re: You Cannot Be An Atheist And A Free Thinker by hahn(m): 11:29am On Sep 18, 2016
larisoft:
Another brilliant mind. But I was not positing the conventional definition of atheism. I was showing the thought process that leads me to the conclusion that one cannot be free-in-thought, and at the same time, hinged on a conclusion for which the only evidence, is poverty of evidence.
FREE thinking as the name implies the freedom to think freely. Atheists simply do not believe in god and are therefore free to think about any other possibility for the origin of the earth, mankind etc. Theists on the other hand do no believe such. Their god is the right one despite the amount of gods in existence.

By the by, am glad to see so many bright minds, spitting logic like it should be spat in response to the fluctuations of my own mind.
smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why It's Important To Pray Without Ceasing Even When It Seems Hard To Pray by hahn(m): 11:22am On Sep 18, 2016
Thisis2raw:
this is blasphemy it's a Hugh crime before God. U better go on your knees and ask forgiveness
Your god can suck my dick smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Why It's Important To Pray Without Ceasing Even When It Seems Hard To Pray by hahn(m): 10:59am On Sep 18, 2016
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Christianity Etc › Re: You Cannot Be An Atheist And A Free Thinker by hahn(m): 10:16am On Sep 18, 2016
larisoft:
Atheism, as I perceive it, is the first bustop for youngsters in philosophy, whom basking in their new found freedom from restricted thought, fall prey to the logical abomination of reaching conclusions before conducting research.
@bolded, is that a bad thing? Do you mean to say that it is much better to be restricted from using your own brain and be led by a book written 2000 years ago by people who were illiterates and who did not make any meaningful contribution the world?

The picture it paints is that of a man who says "God exists. How do I know? Faith". And after some time, he says "God doesnt exist. How do I know? Faith!"

The primary reason for not believing in god is the nonexistence of evidence that such an entity exists

In what world does the absence of evidence to prove a thing constitute evidence to prove its absence?

The absence of evidence is the evidence of the absence of evidence. We need evidence. Simple undecided

Why can't we be honest with ourselves and admit that our knowledge ends where it does and to know more, we have to resort to that old, slow, but reliable means of human advancement called research? And maintain a widely open mind while at it?
And religious people do this, how? By spreading fabricated stories?

I dont see how a person can be an atheist and a free thinker...The thought process of an atheist is already bent on proving the non-existence of a thing, as opposed to drifting in consonance with the random waves of facts, evidence, and logic, towards an unknown destination.
How many atheists do you know personally that led you to this conclusion?

Atheism is not free thinking. Its just negative faith.
At least before you comment on a subject, have knowledge of it undecided

atheism
ˈeɪθɪɪz(ə)m/Submit
noun
disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.


That is the ONLY definition.

If atheism is not free thinking, then what about theism?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Animals Have Rights? [argumentative Discussion] by hahn(m): 10:03am On Sep 18, 2016
The only rights animals deserve is to be cooked/fried/grilled/smokes/bbqd etc properly with the right amount of spice.

And a bottle of chilled orijin.

tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Questions For Winner01 About His Crusade Against Atheism by hahn(m): 10:01am On Sep 18, 2016
In case too many people have already commented before winner01 arrives, I am sure he is now in the spirit grin , I book this space on his behalf cheesy
Phones › Re: The First Person To Buy iPhone 7 by hahn(m): 9:57am On Sep 17, 2016
indigene:
Idolatry.
Desire of the eyes
Desire of the flesh
1John 2vss15,16
Did you use the bible to type this dumb post? undecided

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