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Babalawos:
I have answered your question. Re-read my above articles

Bro, I can build an e-commerce website for this your business. Send me a pm if you are interested

Nostradamus:
chief,forget oo...the supernatural truely exist,it's amazing why you and other athiests don't believe in it.

Let us meet somewhere and you can prove me wrong

Chubhie:
Buhari should throw out a national open wrestling competition for all the able bodied men interested in marrying Zahra. Imagine the gallant el rufia doing royal rumble with atheists Hahn,prophet sukkot and Capone captplanet?

I am married

OLAADEGBU:
You don't believe that He exists and yet you are hating on Him. Why don't you hate on your spiderman the way you are all over the 'God that does not exist'?

I cannot hate spiderman but I will get pissed off when the kids grows older and still believes that spiderman is real to the extent he goes around knocking doors and preaching the news of "spiderman" and threatening people with eternal damnation for not believing spiderman is real. Wouldn't you?

OLAADEGBU:
Do you believe Jehovah exists?

Of course not. But you do. Do you know how it is when a kid flips his hand like spiderman and you act like you got caught in a web? You know that spiderman and the whole web thing aren't real but you act like it is to make the child happy. You know children and their imaginary friends

omohoneyland:
Am In Ajah Side. What Do U Think

Put it on and take a pic

OLAADEGBU:
Irate, angry, indignation, wrath and fury.

If you add psycopathic, mass murderer you will get Jehovah

Muslims and Christians pray to a deaf god.

They have to shout at the top of their voices before their prayers can be heard.

Unfortunately, God's inability to hear is also overwhelmed by it's incompetence.

Even if you like, shout from now till next year, God will still not answer your prayers.

That is why many people repeat their prayers every Sunday and attend crusades and conventions every year and even when there is no tabgible result, they still continue praying to their deaf god

Babalawos:
CAPSLOCKED / hahn; so both of you have turned my thread to a comedy thread? Dont tell me you dont believe these things exist?

Personally, I do not.

Will you like to prove me wrong?

adjoviomole:
Hitler was born into a christian home but like u, he stopped attending church and later said their was no God. He persecuted christians. U can read about his religious views on wikipedia.

Regardless, whatever he did was out of his own selfish interest at the end of the day. We cannot blame god/devil for the mistakes of man.

The God I served killed those ppl because the ppl they have killed is countless. And they are not ready to repent.

Lol. Your god is supposed to know everything before it happens. Why did he even create them in the first place when he knew they will eventually kill other people? Since everything is in god's plan then those people killing other people was god's plan as well

What about when the atomic bomb big ben was dropped in china, how many ppl died? Was it God that killed them?

What did god do to save them?

How many ppl did stalin, seon and hitler kill in the name of realism? Make proper findings and come back to debate.

Those people were psychopaths. The people who killed in the name of your god are also psycopaths

adjoviomole:
Inspiration from God.

Lol. Mistake from man is more like it

adjoviomole:
Yes we have different bible versions but they all said the same thing. Jesus is the son of God.

Lol.

What about the other contradictions? For instance, how were the writers able to calculate days when god created the sun on the fourth day?

adjoviomole:
Only those who don't read der bible fall for all dis churches. Offerings are free will gift n u are not mandated to pay it if its nt ur will.

Really? What about the pastors threatening pastors with hell fire and financial problems for not paying tithes? What about those that ask you not to rob god?

@ OP u as an atheist, who helped in abolishing slave trade? Christianity did, who helped to stop the killings of twins in africa? Christianity did.


Those who came to africa to colonise us did they come as christians? No dey did not, they came as individuals with ulterior motives.

Lol. Yes they came as Christians.

The first slave ship to land on African soil was called "the good ship Jesus".

Christians helped abolish slavery in the US but they also met fierce opposition from other Christians because it was bad for "business". ALL the slave traders and slave masters in the US were Christians. The song "Amazing grace" was composed by a slave trader who had slaves at the bottom of the ship. You should read more on slavery and Christianity.

Christians in medieval Europe killed thousands of "witches" and also lots of scientists. Have you heard of the Spanish inquisition and the crusades? Read more sir.. What about the Christians in Nigeria who label children witches and beat, torture and kill them while your god watches?

So what about this atheist who have killed millions of ppl? Stalin, sion, hitler? To whom did they do it?

They did it in the name of communism. Hitler was a Christian. Atheists simply do not believe in god. Atheists do not have any book that controls the way they think. What was god doing when the people you mentioned were busy killing people?

Besides, the god you serve killed more people via Noah's flood and thousands of women and children in sodom and gomorrah and in the old testament.

Good thing it is not even real

gudbadgyal:
Hello Nairalanders, I wouldn't wanna bore you, So I'll just go straight to the point. I've been dating this guy for sometime now (just date oo) but his mom knows about our relationship and his sisters too. He's such a mama's boy and doesn't wanna work. He says he doesn't like Nigeria and he's waiting for his visa to get ready. He's dad is actually a white. He's idle and depends on me to foot the bills saying he'll reward me when things go well for him. He isn't willing to work and this is really pissing me off. However some one is gradually stealing my heart because he has been doing things my bf doesn't do for me, I'm so confused right now... Dunno who to go for
Need your advice please

Any man that waits for your money does not deserve you. He is still a boy sef. Him never be man.

Kick him out. You do not deserve such a person in your life

sekundosekundo:
That's the best answer for that moniker, it may be you that used that moniker but the truth remains that that moniker deserves the answer it gets.

Seriously?

sekundosekundo:
May be the Pastor have observed that what you needed is psychiatric treatment.

Coming from an adult who has an imaginary friend

thesicilian:
Yes. That is why it is very personal. Everyone has the right to believe in what he chooses to. I as a Christian cannot fault most of the accusations being leveled against the church today, because I know that as there are fake doctors, policemen, lawyers, so are there also fakes in the house of God. Even among 12 people carefully handpicked by God himself, there was a fake. How much more a larger population of over 6billion?
But one thing I can assure you is that when you come in contact with a Christian worthy of the name, you will know. He will not have to quote a million statements to convince you, you'll just know

But one thing I can assure you is that when you come in contact with a Muslim worthy of the name, you will know. He will not have to quote a million statements to convince you, you'll just know

The only way I can believe in Jesus is if someone can show proof aside from the bible that he actually existed. Until then he will be relegated to the league of the three little pigs, humpty dumpty, snow white, Cinderella etc

OLAADEGBU:
If Jesus never existed why are you enraged about Him?

Lol. Is there another meaning to enraged?

stephenmorris:
lets put those criticism aside bro,america is christian nation yet its moving forward than our overly religious nation,but still yet they use their brains and are more compassionate and loving than nigerians

America is the only religious nation that is not poor. Besides, their constitution is secular. Religion in the US is more or less a personal thing.

You really cannot compare the US to Nigeria where we adhere to Sharia and our cultural laws as well as the constitution

https://surestakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/religious-poor-nations.png

I dey come

thesicilian:
Being a Christian is a lifestyle. And it is personal. Christianity is not a religion

If Christianity is not a religion then why do you promote your gospel in the religion section?

That brain is not for decoration sir. Use it. Often

thesicilian:
Being a Christian is a lifestyle. And it is personal. Christianity is not a religion

So says other theists

Islam is a lifestyle not a religion too.

So?

sekundosekundo:
Have you been in a Church where you were flogged and chased away b'cos you didn't come with money.

No, I was not flogged but I have been in a church where the pastor demands for tithes and offering from N1k and above and also tells his members not to bring small denomination because "our god is not a small god"

Some churches have even turned tithe and offering into auction. "If you have N500,000 stand up". "If you have N200,000 stand up" etc. Na scam be that na

You say you don't believe in God or religion and every time you keep on writing things against God and religion, why can't you face whatsoever you believe.

I believe in reason and logic and I am peeved by people who choose not to use their brains. If someone can knock on my door to preach a lie to me then I have every right to speak against such childish nonsense. Even children do not believe in such nonsense, then why should adults?

This is the question I asked b4 I left Atheism 'If truly God does not exist why are you writing and speaking against what does not exist'. Don't forget that my parents were atheists and I was an atheist for over 30yrs.

Lol. So what?

Does that make your new god real?

9) Who stole the op's brain?