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Business › Re: Aliko Dangote Speaks: The Best Way To Take Nigeria Out Of Recession. by hahn(m): 9:40am On Sep 17, 2016
Can Dangote please agree to a brain transplant? Bubu needs his brain for just 1 year.

Make him no worry, Bubu's brain will be refrigerated. We wouldn't want to cause any permanent damage to Dangote's head

tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Christ Embassy Church Caught Fire!!! - Photos by hahn(m): 7:10pm On Sep 16, 2016
The fire is God's plan.

He wanted things to burn for his glory just like in the days of Cain and Abel.

Jehovah be praised cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Why God Allows Bad Things To Happen To Good People by hahn(m): 5:20pm On Sep 16, 2016
felixomor:
If u like, u would still die one day and face God Zeus and account for your fornications and sin.
Only Jesus Persius can save u then.

If u like keep telling lies to yourself with big earphones.
Truth is permanent.
Science/Technology › Re: Python Swallows Two Goats In Lagos (Photos) by hahn(m): 5:04pm On Sep 16, 2016
MadCow1:
On Nairaland here, a guy did it in his village in Anambra.

The video is online somewhere. The Nigga carried it all the way into the busgh and released it near a stream.

I know peoples natural reaction is to kill a snake when they see one, but pythons are not harmful to us and can live with humans peacefully so why harm them.

Unless you are going to eat it, please dont kill it.
Well, I can't kill it if I am running away from it wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Why God Allows Bad Things To Happen To Good People by hahn(m): 5:00pm On Sep 16, 2016
felixomor:
Says the "biblical atheist" SMH
Jehovah is my guy na. He reveals things to me grin

For instance, your name is not in the book of life tongue
Science/Technology › Re: Python Swallows Two Goats In Lagos (Photos) by hahn(m): 4:57pm On Sep 16, 2016
MadCow1:
Same way you kill it. Just this time with a different Intent.

Pythons are non-venomous and docile snakes. They will not attack you and even if they do..

You can simply grab a Sack (Garri Bag), use a stick to pin its head in one position, grab it firmly by the neck and put it into a bag. Tail in first and release the head last.
It would really help if you record a tutorial doing it just so we can get the procedure grin
Science/Technology › Re: Educational Advancement Centre Ibadan Produces Kerosene, Diesel, Alum From Waste by hahn(m): 4:43pm On Sep 16, 2016
MrPresident1:
Ask them na tongue
You should know. Aren't y'all serving the same god again? tongue
Science/Technology › Re: Educational Advancement Centre Ibadan Produces Kerosene, Diesel, Alum From Waste by hahn(m): 4:36pm On Sep 16, 2016
MrPresident1:
Isa
And muslims regard him as their one and only savior?
Science/Technology › Re: Educational Advancement Centre Ibadan Produces Kerosene, Diesel, Alum From Waste by hahn(m): 4:17pm On Sep 16, 2016
MrPresident1:
Allah is another name for God. I hope to see you in Aljannah my dear hahn
Does Allah have a son named Jesus? undecided
Science/Technology › Re: Educational Advancement Centre Ibadan Produces Kerosene, Diesel, Alum From Waste by hahn(m): 3:39pm On Sep 16, 2016
MrPresident1:
hahn my friend, I hope you make it, I sure hope you do. grin
I hope you make it into Allah's heaven too. You know Allah is a bad guy wink
Christianity Etc › Re: I Am Losing My Fear Of Death As An Unbeliever In Christianity. by hahn(m): 3:00pm On Sep 16, 2016
wink

Science/Technology › Re: Educational Advancement Centre Ibadan Produces Kerosene, Diesel, Alum From Waste by hahn(m): 2:46pm On Sep 16, 2016
MrPresident1:
Jesus is a composite of Characters skillfully compounded into one person by the scribes of ancient Israel. Jesus as a single person never existed, but as a composite, a number of persons, 144,000 in all. You cannot understand literally but in allegories and pictures, the bible is meant to be seen in pictures not read in words.

Giving your life to Jesus means becoming a godly person, there is no special ceremony to this, just make the example of Christ your daily living, leading a life of sacrifice and kindness towards all men, this is the meaning of giving your life to Christ. And remember that not all who say 'Jesus Jesus or Lord Lord' will be saved but only those who do the will of the Father.

Finally, Jesus is the software that powers the blackman, the return of Jesus is the return of the Blackman to power.
So much bullshit from just one mind tongue
Science/Technology › Re: Educational Advancement Centre Ibadan Produces Kerosene, Diesel, Alum From Waste by hahn(m): 12:52pm On Sep 16, 2016
MrPresident1:
Just dey look, I hop say e no go do you like action film.

hahn, hahn, hahn, ehnn, give your life to Christ, i am telling you. Ok, Ngwanu... wink
But Jesus is a fairytale. The character never existed. How can I give my life to something that is nonexistent?

Let us assume Jesus is real, what are the benefits of "giving my life" to him?

Aside from the notion sounding awkward undecided
Science/Technology › Re: Educational Advancement Centre Ibadan Produces Kerosene, Diesel, Alum From Waste by hahn(m): 12:44pm On Sep 16, 2016
MrPresident1:
No we have the final final dateline now grin.

All things must be concluded by the first week of October 2016, or last last final final 20th January 2017 cheesy
Or never grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why A Preacher Gave Up On Jesus And Became an Atheist Activist; Jerry DeWitt by hahn(m): 12:44pm On Sep 16, 2016
winner01:
Does religion and prayer mean the same to you?
Lol. They all pray to one god or the other na. Take for instance Nigeria, despite all our prayers we are in recession. And we are topping that list

Do you even understand the graph you posted?
Your point?

Are the less religious countries atheistic?
Those countries are secular states. They are less likely to "pray for the nation" than actually taking action

Christianity Etc › Re: Why A Preacher Gave Up On Jesus And Became an Atheist Activist; Jerry DeWitt by hahn(m): 11:00am On Sep 16, 2016
winner01:
Which statistics?

Is there any natural statistic that shows the supernatural?
Why is it that, despite being prayerful nations, religious countries are poor?

https://surestakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/religious-poor-nations.png
Christianity Etc › Re: Allah Vs Atheism: ‘leaving Islam Was The Hardest Thing I’ve Done’ Amal Farah by hahn(m): 10:55am On Sep 16, 2016
I wonder how muslims manage. Islam is so boring, gory and primitive undecided
Science/Technology › Re: Educational Advancement Centre Ibadan Produces Kerosene, Diesel, Alum From Waste by hahn(m): 10:53am On Sep 16, 2016
MrPresident1:
West side grin

FTC

The trumpet will sound very soon, give your life to Jesus Christ smiley
New date? undecided tongue
Islam › Re: 2 Mistakes We Commit About Prayer. by hahn(m): 10:49am On Sep 16, 2016
Prayers don't work.

I stopped praying when I realized I was talking to myself undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Secret Of Churches PART 2: OLUMBA OLUMBA God On Earth: Delusion Strategies by hahn(m): 10:39am On Sep 16, 2016
HardMirror:
In part one I showed how christianity and gambling relates and how irresponsibility is the pillar of both.

Here I will be exposing strategies of Delusion, Psychology and Hypnosis. Which are the pillars of people like Olumba olumba.
He is not the first man to claim to be God and he won't be the last.
Jesus was not also the first man to claim to be God.
The common factor is THEY ALL HAVE FOLLOWERS who would defend them even with their lives. So how did humans stoop this low to be worshipers of ordinary men like them?
You do realize that there is no sufficient evidence that Jesus ever existed in reality.

Aside from the bible that is.

And you know the bible is not reliable tongue
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Introduces "ANOINTED UNDERWEARS" To Congregation Members.*pics* by hahn(m): 4:24pm On Sep 15, 2016
Kingebukasblog and winner01 need this type of underwear tongue
Travel › Re: Top 10 Countries With The Cleanest And Safest Air To Breathe In The World. by hahn(m): 4:13pm On Sep 15, 2016
Explorers:
Top Ten Most Polluted Countries In The World.
Pollution is a silent killer, no matter how much money you have and how powerful you are, you can’t escape the wrath of pollution.
The very air you breathe, the water you drink and the food that you eat are all affected by pollution. And you can never be fully isolated from the effects of a polluted environment.
Pollution is the introduction of harmful substances into the environment; into air, into the water and into the earth; in the form of sounds and smog that affects the visibility.
These shitty things contaminate the basic ingredients for a sustainable life on this planet. Unless one is genetically modified to assimilate and live off these harmful substances, they will have very adverse effects on the health.
Na this kind list Nigeria dey dey undecided
Travel › Re: Top 10 Countries With The Cleanest And Safest Air To Breathe In The World. by hahn(m): 4:00pm On Sep 15, 2016
Nigeria grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Irony Of The Watchtower In Picture by hahn(m): 3:59pm On Sep 15, 2016
But you have to hand it to the founders. It is a very lucrative business venture wink
Travel › Re: Jewel In The Desert: A Trip To Dubai, Most Amazing Desert City On Earth. by hahn(m): 3:48pm On Sep 15, 2016
Sall:
You think you will be were you where today if not science.
You think you will be here today if not for Satan? undecided
Agriculture › Re: Going Further With Sack Farming by hahn(m): 8:38pm On Sep 14, 2016
Pavore9:
There are many Nairalanders who are already into it, some even created threads of their sack farms. Get in touch with them for farm visits..
Great idea! cheesy
Agriculture › Re: Going Further With Sack Farming by hahn(m): 1:51pm On Sep 14, 2016
Pavore9:
Born and raised in Lagos.......Green passport holder! grin
Ok. You have really inspired me with this "sack farming" thing o. I have done some research and seen some youtube videos and Kenyans are really leading the way with it.

Do you know how one can get training here in Nigeria?
Agriculture › Re: Going Further With Sack Farming by hahn(m): 1:44pm On Sep 14, 2016
Pavore9:
He is Kenyan, so Naira is out of the talk! cheesy
Are you Kenyan?
Crime › Re: Woman Fakes Pregnancy In Ilorin, Kwara For 9 Months by hahn(m): 1:41pm On Sep 14, 2016
NCAN reporting for duty!
Car Talk › Re: Drunk Driver And His Car Somersault In Lagos (Photos) by hahn(m): 10:31am On Sep 14, 2016
deeLima86:
One room apartment, fully tiled, running water, good road, close to major road, stable electricity. Location; Okeira  Bus stop. Ajah.

250k annually no agent wahala, direct contact. (08175522711)
Does the apartment come with a hovercraft? tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Spirituality: Who E Don EPP? by hahn(m): 9:38pm On Sep 13, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Does subjectivity necessarily mean non-existence? What if these many 'versions' are merely different routes to the same path?
I wouldn't say same path, I'd say same assumption
Christianity Etc › Re: Spirituality: Who E Don EPP? by hahn(m): 7:47pm On Sep 13, 2016
DeepSight:
Of course it is.



I don't know who told you this. I certainly do not believe this nor have I ever postulated this.

Thus, this is an example of you making assumptions. That's quite sad.

Now, if you could make such a cosmic leap of an assumption on this small matter, how can I take your point of views seriously?
Okay. My bad. I assumed you were a Christian.

I do not believe that it is. I have never argued so: if anything I have argued the reverse: I have spoken about infinite realities and infinite planes.
Infinite realities and infinite planes? This is new

Only an unthinking man makes such a statement as this. I don't know how you are able to wake up in the morning and have a look in the mirror and convince yourself your are simply a walking corpse, and edible piece flesh and nothing more. If this is your perception of your being, you are a most unawakened one, my friend. You have yet to come to recognition of any sort.
Now, just look at who is making hasty assumptions undecided

This statement doesn't deserve a reasonable response.

This is nonsense. I am tired of your puerile assumptions already - who says acknowledging spirituality means one should waste the present time or not use each day to its fullest and make the best of every passing moment? ? ? ?

You think in black and white.
If you are convinced that there is some other life after this without any proof, then you are not even thinking for yourself.

Ciao

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