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Politics › Re: God Vs. Satan APC Vs PDP by hahn(m): 5:43pm On Jan 27, 2015
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Nairaland General › Re: Ayiri Emmami's Brother Posts Photos Of Lekki Prostitute On Instagram by hahn(m): 5:37pm On Jan 27, 2015
aanumama:
Your mother is our chairlady!
omo jatijati.
Na so.

Please tell your mom I misplaced my wristwatch in her vjayjay the last time. I'm hoping it has come out by now. Also tell her ill balance her the remaining N100 for allowing me boink her a.n.u.s

Peace
Politics › Re: Buhari Killed These Ones By Firing Squad Without Due Process Nor Trial(pictures) by hahn(m): 5:32pm On Jan 27, 2015
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Politics › Re: PDP Spent 1.5billion Naira On Buhari Defamation Video by hahn(m): 5:28pm On Jan 27, 2015
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Politics › Re: Anti-buhari Adverts: What Is Wrong With This Advert by hahn(m): 5:22pm On Jan 27, 2015
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Nairaland General › Re: Ayiri Emmami's Brother Posts Photos Of Lekki Prostitute On Instagram by hahn(m): 5:10pm On Jan 27, 2015
aanumama:
She's doing her job and making a living the best way she knows.
I really admire the way you have supported your colleague. Nice one

Politics › Re: PDP-Sponsored Documentary On Buhari & My Analysis by hahn(m): 4:56pm On Jan 27, 2015
thegoodjoehunt3:
Do not look at it like that. Remember the search for the missing Nigerian girls of Chibok picked up after cries were done by people outside the country. It was Nigerians overseas that cried out and the international community joined in.

As I said, no matter how little their contribution is, it should be welcomed.
And the girls still haven't been found. They should have come back to Nigeria, joined the army and be part of the search at Sambisa forest
Politics › Re: PDP-Sponsored Documentary On Buhari & My Analysis by hahn(m): 4:47pm On Jan 27, 2015
thegoodjoehunt3:
Every little effort should be appreciated and not rebuked. They are not here in Nigeria with us but they have their hearts and eyes here.

If what they do abroad will lead to help here, then they have done well.
They are only seeking attention. Fighting for peace for Nigeria while they are in another country. I laugh in martian
Politics › Re: PDP-Sponsored Documentary On Buhari & My Analysis by hahn(m): 4:30pm On Jan 27, 2015
Youngandactive:
Shun violence,

If you are in the UK. Join us for this summit if you are a Nigerian and in UK.
Nigerians in the diaspora are all a joke. How is your summit going to help the common man in Nigeria? Have the youths in the UK EVER come to Nigeria to hold meetings about their country?

Bunch of cowards. Come back here and do the real work
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Politics › Re: Jonathan- My Goal Is To Ensure ‘no Nigerian Is Hungry’ by hahn(m): 9:00pm On Jan 26, 2015
GEJ scoring of his "goals" can be compared to Mikel and Torres' records at chelsea
Politics › Re: Which Of This make's you more uncomfortably in Nigeria? by hahn(m): 8:56pm On Jan 26, 2015
They are all a collective pain in the bottom
Politics › Re: Fashola Equips Lagos Police With ICT Centres. PICS. by hahn(m): 8:54pm On Jan 26, 2015
Any sane government will be more concerned with empowering our security agencies. Goo job
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Celebrities › Re: Shocking Photo Of Woman Who Was Flogged 90 Times In Saudi Arabia by hahn(m): 7:50am On Jan 26, 2015
ameer2:
Dis is no rape. Pple jex misquoted dis news to mek islam look bad.They were caught fornicating and it's the perfect judgment. Had it been sharia law ll b implemented in Nigeria lyk dis. I think pple will learn to keep demselves clean n marry early. Bt sadly nw, sex has nw turned to a normal day to day activity btw untied beeins.pple hav nw turned to animals all in d name of human right.I wish somtin lyk dis wil b implemented in Nigeria so it ll serve as an example for odas.
How was the man punished?
Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Repentant Hooker - Episode 3 by hahn(m): 7:25am On Jan 26, 2015
Lovely story. Waiting for the outcome

officialEGO:
It's been a while I felt a sharp-thrusting in between my thighs like I did yesterday night. I remember clearly the surprise and disdain widely capitalized on Amaka's face the day I told her I wanted to stay off sex for a while but who would have thought I was going to break my 6 months old celibacy with Papa Seun's 'divine sword'!

Papa Seun isn't my type but seriously, how many ladies with a voracious sex apetite like mine considers who or who is not a type when on heat? Mtcheew! Most times, we end up having random sex with people we never thought we could have it with. Well, not 'we', maybe just me!

Sitting at the edge of the bed and ruminating over it all, I caught Papa Seun stealing glances at me as if it were some agile man winking at a sexy female bartender. I shook my head unbelievably at what I just rode powerfully without an energy drink. Yorubas must be definitely right about sex and foul spirits. . . There's nothing enticing about this man on my bed but I just screwed him or did he screw me?

I hate to remember the ugly details of my 'sexcapades' but this one just keeps clicking for no reason. The thought of Eliza flashed through my mind. Obviously, that girl must definitely have an eye defect maybe color blindness. It wasn't Amaka with Papa Seun but do I even need to spell it out that it was me? I go iron that girl mouth one day.

It's 8.30am, I adjusted the my curtains to peep through the courtyard. It was as silent as a grave yard except for the small kids running around in their unclothedness. That's my cue, Papa Seun can now leave my room as everybody has gone about their daily jobs including the likes of Mama Seun who never takes her bath and the nosy Eliza who sees the wrong person.

"Papa Seun, come and start going o" I said silently. Who dares struggle with a mad man, you never know if he has lost his teeth or they are still very much sharp.
"Shey time don reach to go ni? Abeg make we do one round join na"
"E be like say something dey worry you o! No be only one round, na four"
"Nothing spoil na. I am ready for you. You sef know say I be man na. I dey hear your moans of pleasure yesterday o!"
"Papa Seun, e don do o! I go call you when I come aus for evening." I supported him to the door with my hands pushing him forward. Who go see free meal and no go wan pitch tent for there? I actually just lied about seeing him in the evening. We definitely won't get to see.

I locked the door after him and I hit the showers. I removed my clothes, staring at the mirror; I stared at myself. Who says unclothedness isn't a good sight to behold. I firmly cupped my boobs with my hands, I smiled at how perky they still remain even though there were days when they were lot perkier than that.

The water sprinkled down my body, and it was so soothing and sweet but as it runs over my face, the memories of the night keeps flooding in.

Papa Seun is indeed a man; little wonder why Mama Seun can never let go or behave as if he's not missing. No woman ever likes to share her man's goody sacs with another. And that was the only good thing about Papa Seun. Everything physical about him is boring except that!

He's 5ft tall, that's how I managed to stay on top. He's ugly but educated, Primary Six School Leaving Certificate; lol! The worst part is he's got protruding tummy. How can someone of that body size be nursing a tummy and a whole me just devoured that piece of bread, 'Konji' must really be a bastard!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"Ojota! Ojota! Ojota!"

Loud voices and bad breaths equals to some Agberos!

With my on point figure 8 firmly enclosed in a Denim trouser and a long-sleeved crop top, my hair tied into buns and my legs rocking a black sandal Amaka got me from Dubai, I waited by the road for an Oshodi bus with a small travelling bag and an handbag in my hands.

The early morning sun was beginning to take a peep at me and I was impatiently tired of waiting till an exotic car slowed down beside me. It was a new Mercedes Benz G-Wagon, not sure of the model.

The driver of the SUV rolled down the glasses; lo and behold, the guy is gorgeously handsome. On a closer look, the handsome man is Jide, my ex!


#Episode 4 coming out soon!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Ways Bible Can Make You Run Mad by hahn(m): 4:22pm On Jan 25, 2015
word!

the bible is the weapon of the europeans against the ignorance of the africans. they have used these teachings to imprison and brain wash us for so long.
Politics › Re: 10 Things Buhari And Osinbajo Will Do For Nigerians by hahn(m): 4:16pm On Jan 25, 2015
ArchEnemy:
Its easy to make promises, fulfilling them is d problem. We shall see if you eventually get there.
Word. Past leaders have promised this and even more yet to be fulfilled
Politics › Re: Obasanjo,ibb And Rugged Man Tweet About Bishop Oyedepo Opening The Gate Of Hell by hahn(m): 4:14pm On Jan 25, 2015
He(Oyedepo) knows there's no hell or heaven. He just wanted to instill fear in people as he and his like normally do
Celebrities › Re: Omg! What Has Wizkid Got To Do With This [photo] by hahn(m): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2015
IAmBhijay:
Lmfao...... Some naija ppl marketing stategy sha grin.

Mama Afeez be like 'the chicken fresh like wizkid' grin grin grin
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Many Nigerian School Dropouts Never Make It In Life by hahn(m): 11:21am On Jan 24, 2015
DanjaNinja:
From your response, its pretty obvious that You miss the point of this article. Please re-read the article objectively, i believe you might eventually get it. The so called examples you cited - Alaba traders, Hausa cattle rearers - all require some form of training/apprenticeship. I guess you will agree with me that more educated/efficient/packaged competitors in such sectors will do better. For example, Alaba might be hot today but its evident that Konga and Jumia would eat them up in the nearest future. Hausa cattle rearers might be doing fine but mechanized cattle rearing would destroy their current business model. Whether you believe it or not, "schooling" helps.

Am not a drop out but i can relate to the OP's post. After NYSC, i left several job offers to "focus" on my business and it failed woefully. In retrospect, i failed for several reasons which the Op had highlighted - insufficient funds, non-existent soft landing, no partner and a few more. These are lessons i wished i had learned earlier but learnt the hard way. My advise to any would be entrepreneur is simple: work for a while to build up cash flow - you will need it and experiment with your business idea on a small scale to confirm its viability. If the idea proves financially viable, by all means drop out/quit that job and focus on your business. If it fails, remain in school/your day job and life goes. Repeat this process till you make your millions.That way, your not left broke or educationally bankrupt. Running a business is EXTREMELY hard when you don't have adequate financial backing. Please note my use of "adequate" cos there's this pervasive mentality that assumes you need lots of capital to start. You don't. You just need enough to get you going through the initial testing phase. It might be much, it might be little. What really matters is that you "have it".

I have shared my experience, those who have ears, let them hear.

P.s: I miss the good old days when Nairaland was a place to learn and engage in enlightening discussions such as this one. Now, its an eyesore. Every piece of shit with no atom of intellectual utility makes it to the front page. I weep for nairaland. The end might be near.
You didn't read my second comment either
Education › Re: World oldest primary school pupil (photos ) by hahn(m): 10:11pm On Jan 23, 2015
Awesome.
Politics › Re: Sammie Okposo Apologies To Buhari For Saying He Should Be Flogged For Forgery by hahn(m): 10:07pm On Jan 23, 2015
Oyibo know wetin dem dey talk when dem talk say,"think before you talk"
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Graduate Who Shared CVs In UK Subway Now Hiring (Photo) by hahn(m): 9:31pm On Jan 23, 2015
Very ingenious.

We need Nigerian graduates to do the same @ Oshodi, cms and obalende. I'm certain they'll get hired too
Sports › Re: Liverpool Ladies Signs Asisat Oshoala by hahn(m): 9:15pm On Jan 23, 2015
Congratulobia!

This is an IDEAL role model for Nigerian ladies. Work hard and be persistent and you'll achieve your dream.

Stop imitating who.res like Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose
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Entertainment › Re: Could This Be The Best Selfie Ever by hahn(m): 4:36pm On Jan 23, 2015
mathmatica:
.......That's exactly what the devil wants you to believe,`Heaven is really boring and all you'll do all day is sing and sing. No activities'.....The truth is,the best place to be is heaven and that's why the devil don't want you to be there.Where he lost out of heaven, he vowed to make sure the sons of men don't go there.....The best selfie would be the one the righteous saints would take when they get to heaven.....Think of the best times of your life,multiply it by infinity,the answer is what you would get if you make it to heaven.....The reason why you think of heaven the way you do,is because,just as it is impossible for the fish to find joy in living on the dry sands of the sahara dessert,sinful souls would never desire the things of heaven,until it is energized by God,through the Holy Spirit,for the sake of Jesus,the Messiah....
Lol. Nice epistle

After effect of brain washing
Phones › Re: The Future Is Here. Microsoft Introduces Light Beam Charging Method. (PICS) by hahn(m): 6:10pm On Jan 22, 2015
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Some ppl dey C*aze sha.
The man in the mirror abi?

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