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Lalasticlala do you watch football?

You just have to love this guy called Ronaldo, his passion, pride and charisma!!

Here is a very comprehensive video i saw on youtube of Ronaldo coaching his teammates, hilarious isnt it?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ASe1NzaHMw

eremy:
Boton Electric Nigeria Company, Fze. Lekki free trade zone, Lekki costal Road, is urgently seeking an experienced sales person that understands the business of Electrical Fittings to fill the position below:
Position: Accountant
Location: Lagos
Job Description

A fresh female graduate accountant from a recognized university/Polytechnic, that can handle the company account balance sheet and solve all others account issues, she should be able to communicate in Chinese language.


Requirements
Criteria:

A B.Sc or HND fresh graduate of Accounting
Candidates that can understand and speak Chinese language a little.

Not more than 25yrs

A fresh graduate, a Corper or N.Y.SC awaiting candidate can apply ICAN certified will be an added advantage.

Application Closing Date
20th July, 2016.
How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to:bruce_heo@hotmail.com 

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@nesco244, keep following.

i dont understand why they would need females only...

Goldie88:
Good morning my good people of nairaland
I finally got a job.... see if you are a guest on nairaland pls just try and register cos nairaland forum is a blessing in disguise...., I have been a guest for years and I decided to register like some months back...... all the information I gathered here really helped me in my job hunt
Nairaland taught me to move from my comfort zone and meet new people.... well, I met new people and those people (girls) you would never know they have connections oo as in young girls between 25-30, working in global organizations, controlling big things and even responsible for themselves...
I am finally employed and the pay is nice and the resumption time is 11am....what can I say.... My parents and siblings go enjoy me die atleast before I start having other responsibilities to cater for... God bless you

Congratulations

This is a very old pic he posted

timidapsin:
Not bad, Bible is the words not the book

Ironically bible mean"the books"

Nevermind tho, i get your point

Sunnycliff:
Its not morally right. What if he received an SMS on the pulpit that can shatter his emotions while on stage?

Do u even know what the word morally mean? Funny guy.

I agree it may pose such risk but what if he activates Airplane mode?

Focal point is that it is morally ok

Its very much ok

Thoughty2:
Which one is joystick? Nairaland when will u stop replacing the word peniis with joystick. Please joystick is a type of console used for playing games. "peniis" is not a vulgar word nah

I just tire for seun and lalasticlala .. was also thinking when pennis became a vulgar word.. even biology students in ss1 use the word anyhow

Sureguy02 you can modify ur posts to remove ur answers. Lets see if others can figure it out too

sureguy02:
The guy that came up with this riddle is mischievous.
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Lol thumbs up! The reason i put this clause earlier in the post "if you are an accountant stay off this one pls " cause i know it will be very easy to figure out by them.

I later removed the note because there weren't really many comments coming.

No... as far as i know the bible, the concept of purgatory isn't biblical

You generalised. Not all christians believe in all that

Fabulocity:
I beg to differ

goodluck to u

Fabulocity:
He cute though

I looooove smart boys


Cuz they're a rarity...

Actually smart guys are common, it is smart girls that hardly exist

Valmesk:
Graduate Internship Scheme under Federal Ministry of Finance,register through www.gis.gov.ng

Why nothing happens after clicking click to register?

ireneony:
She is right!

Nowadays someone cannot do something without having the fear that your name and pic would circulate the web.

You post something on facebook, instagram, Twitter e.tc..before you know, you're are already trending on sicial media.

I see this everday on nairaland. .
Just the other day a guy was pictured in a fast food joint with lady minding his own business.. before he knew his was trending on nairaland. He was so angry.
why would someone just snap a pic he/she doesn't know the story behind it..and post it here?


Seriously, i get scared sometimes.

As in... it really has to stop

alex81:
run for ur life ..........

gnldddddddddd

lol

Dont worry u dont have problem. I believe ur first class didnt come by luck. Have u tried applying for any of the bigs fours?

I love this but i dont have experience

Citytutors01:
No for now! But you can still register through our platform

Sorry bro but whats the pay like...

And any opening for Accounting, finance or economics. Am in Lagos

SurePresident:
Get a 1st Class, if you are still in School. You are already miles ahead.

its no more the case bro.. These days experience and present ability is what makes you miles ahead. But get first class tho, it can definitely give one an advantage

zikter:
just watch out, someone may bring an entirely different format in the afternoon.

I swear... its funny how they all contradict themselves one way or the other.. i recently went for a seminar when the HR was saying we should always include at least 2 references on our CV. Few days later another HR said its better to leave it out because it is unnecessary and consumes space. I just tire.

Focal point is we should forget all these formats this formats that and just display necessary experience/educational qualifications on our cv with respect to the Job. You will be called if you seem to able to the job.

joshuamoses101:
10. Career objective:
Rather than writing a summary of what you want, tell the employer what you’re capable of and if hired, what you will bring to the table.












Lastly, remember to keep it short, error free, simple and at maximum, 2 pages!

I dont totally agree with this. How can your career objective not include what you want in your career/ career desires? Then its not an objective bro, just call it another name

Vendoor:
She is beautiful

she is obviously not so good looking so i dont know what ur talking about. The focal point has always been her body

donpy:
@eladacedar nd all...nau d gloves ar off. Dis is not bout marketing animore..Yes we have over a thousand netwrk marketing company in Nigeria who may ave scammed us buh Trevo has come to chnge dat.I said in my last post dat on each person u brng in Trevo u make 10k. Nau locate any1 (so u wunt tink am tryn to expand my ntwrk by toastn u to join) who ave bin telln u bout Trevo nd register under d person b4 u do dat we strike an agreement deal in wich I'll drop a collateral dat if Trevo doesn't pay u, u go wit it..Trevo is real all..dey pay erry fri to ur fcmb acc..Osun state workers ave not bin paid 4 d last 4monts, same in akwa ibom nd cross river when u cn build a system in Trevo dat pays erry week..let's talk on whatsapp on aw to go about d deal nd d collateral..pls am in lagos so it wuld be best if any1 wu wuld strike d deal is also in lagos..Now am not askn u to register under me jst locate sum1 nd see d reality in Trevo..10pple means 100k no 40% compulsory to buy prodct I mean cash.Mr Paul 08166070590 whatsapp only pls

This is a Ponzi Scheme, you are making money currently because there are people still registering . Once people stop registering, the new investors are the once that will suffer, they lose all their money as the big bosses at the have top consumed all existing earnings already

You are just a fvcking liar that should be banned instantly. You wicked souls

Divya22:
Please don't let those false messages discourage you from getting a good opportunity. I used to think so too, the thing is that most of them use false means to recruit people, that's the problem. There is someone I know, no one told me, I know her directly, she got that kind of text, but she deleted it, she got it again, then she went because of condition. My dear, it was actually a health organization sponsored by WHO, SAB and ACDC, trying to eradicate chronic disease in subsaharan West African countries. To cut the long story short, she has not been up to a year there, and she has almost finished building a two story building. This one I know her, it's not 'hear say', and she has a chance to travel abroad with one member of her family, everything fully paid for, and other benefits ooo...I shouted!!! Me I have joined the organization sef, I saw this with my korokoro eyes! I am in as am talking to you. Someone else has been there for about three months or so and he has bought a land. One has been there for like 13 months, and guess what he is giving as souvenir for his wedding? Customized iPads, refrigerators, etc. Everyone goes with something unique. My dear, since I saw, not heardooo, SAW, I joined immediately. If you doubt, you can meet the girl herself and the people I talked about and see their land, house, etc. I am in PH ATM, if you doubt, contact me with my email divyaempire22@gmail.com then I will show you you will see with your own eyes. Even if you are not in PH, we can make an arrangement. God bless.

casmir001:
No.... But they will pay well

have sent the mail. I just hope it isnt too late

casmir001:
You can still find grace if you apply though the date for the application has ended

do.u know anything about their pay

chika11sydney:
that came from where 90 is spent instead of 100.if u carefully take a look at it u will see that it had #50 difference.hence when it gat to where he supposed to have spent #100 he spent #90 making a differences by #10 thereby increasing the balanced side by #10.did u gat it?

what i don't understand is why he must spend #100... na him money na.

BiafraBushBoy:
Either Mushin, Ikotun or Ajegunle or Ikorodu

I don't think so... only ajegunle may b close to doing that

DesChyko:
I'm trying to figure out the relevance of the balance at each point in time to the total money you had. If you had spent #300 first, would your balance summation read anywhere close to #500?

lol just seeing this.have u figured it out?