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Celebrities / Re: "Damn You, Bishop Adeboye'' - Kemi Olunloyo, Former Governor's Daughter by hakunamatata1: 1:57pm On Feb 10, 2013
Table Leg :

How do you know God will punish her severely?
Fu...cking retar...ded fucksworth!
he surely will judge her. the punishment is not 4 us to decide Matt 12:36.
she hasnt tendered any fact to back her claim or is it just the usual beer parlour talk?
rather than swiftly join the castigating mob,
& u need to google her history so u know on who's back u r riding to mudsling men of better conscience than her.
God will def judge all careless words. & that goes 4 her, the Op, U too & us all.
Culture / Re: 7 Facts About The North by hakunamatata1: 11:49am On Feb 10, 2013
[quote author=Mavrick2012]
(5) A traditional Tiv man allows his "special" visitor or relation to make love to his wife.



here goes the Evils of writing what u dont know: u can set d ball rolling but be unable to stop it. Op has misinformed the general public with some trash about the Tiv pple he knows nothing about & the over-gullible NLders r rolling over one another condeming an innocent tribe.
I served in Makurdi & tarried several months after my NYSC 5yrs ago. in all d places i lived from MKD to Gboko, K/ala, Ukum & Gbajimba there was none of such practice even in their remote villages. just a mythe in their history portraying their hospitality.
To validate his Fallacy, the Op shld pray tell us if, where & when he enjoyed such s.exual privileges..... Rubbish!
Culture / Re: 7 Facts About The North by hakunamatata1: 11:39am On Feb 10, 2013
here goes the Evils of writing what u dont know: u can set d ball rolling but be unable to stop it. Op has misinformed the general public with some trash about the Tiv pple he knows nothing about & the over-gullible NLders r rolling over one another condeming an innocent tribe.
I served in Makurdi & tarried several months after my NYSC 5yrs ago. in all d places i lived from MKD to Gboko, K/ala, Ukum & Gbajimba there was none of such practice even in their remote villages. just a mythe in their history tortraying their hospitality.
To validate his Fallacy, the Op shld pray tell us if, where & when he enjoyed such s.exual privileges..... Rubbish!
Crime / Re: Kidnap Suspect's Father Burnt Alive In Imo State by hakunamatata1: 10:21am On Feb 09, 2013
Hmmmmnnn!
next door neighbors to Aluu community! cool
NYSC / Re: Pregnancy In Camp by hakunamatata1: 7:09am On Feb 08, 2013
If ur tommy isnt too protruded, no wahala.
even if it is, wear a flowing gown to cover it up till u conclude ur on-camp registration.
CAVEAT!: never be too lazy concerning activities or u wld be reminded of ur condition & avoid meeting the state cordinator. that apart, u shld be o.k. 4 yrs ago in my camp in benue, we had many Big Belles catching their fun undetered.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Many Countries Hunt For Keshi’s Signature by hakunamatata1: 7:00am On Feb 08, 2013
He's now a BIG boy na?...... Levels don change!!!
Investment / Re: N32bn Pension Fund: We Can No Longer Trust Justice Talba – EFCC by hakunamatata1: 6:48am On Feb 08, 2013
No longer necessary as he has already collected his gratuity already!
grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: African Traditional Wedding Gown by hakunamatata1: 7:07pm On Feb 07, 2013
Y the guy come fine pass him wife na? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 30th January 2013 by hakunamatata1: 1:04pm On Jan 30, 2013
their AR.SE is GONNAR be RED today.......Liverpool by Heart! Y.N.W.A!! cool!

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Sports / Re: Player Rating: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia by hakunamatata1: 5:07am On Jan 30, 2013
timoney45: @op ur eye dey 4 ur arm pit when u dey watch d match. Which kind rating b dat. Who tel u say ike uche play 9? Na side him play aside d shuffling wey dem dey shuffle. C wetin u dey rate mikel wey no fit enforce d mid-field. Infact ur rating na total flop
na u nor take ur medicine b4 u watch d match! Ike uche was d Centre Foward -CF
emenike was d Right Attacking Foward -RAF
& moses ws the Left Attacking Foward -LAF
the Ops rating ws fair enuff!
Politics / Re: Civil Servant Eating Amala And Fish While On Duty At Lagos High Court by hakunamatata1: 11:40pm On Jan 29, 2013
LWKMD! the weather ws cold - the reason y he ws digging hot Amala... if it ws hot, he wld hav voted for some fine GARRI ijebu & kwuli-kwuli! ....hungry Hyaena!!! undecided
Culture / Re: Kenyan Ladies by hakunamatata1: 6:08am On Jan 29, 2013
onila:

kenyan women hate their men,
generalized fallacy! did u conduct a survey? its wrong to think because u hav just 1, 2, 3, 4 or even 5 kenyan friends sat bear similar xters, then all kenyans r the same.
if u conducted a survey, post here to convince us. if not, abeg go lick soup!....i prefer my Naija-delta babes jare! cheesy
Romance / Re: Guys Would You Take Her To Mama? by hakunamatata1: 5:51am On Jan 29, 2013
i already have! mama sef sabi better thing. she like am die!
Sports / Re: Player Rating - Nigeria Vs Zambia by hakunamatata1: 7:31pm On Jan 25, 2013
Stephen Keshi- 1.5
this guy is just arrogant & unthinking
Onazi has shown to be a box-to-box player.
y not use him as a CAM?
& y didnt we come with Joel Obi @ least?

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Sports / Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by hakunamatata1: 4:40pm On Jan 25, 2013
# i sorry sorry o! sorry 4 Nigeria. sorry sorry o....
Music/Radio / Re: List Of Banned Videos By NBC Including Psquare Alingo Dance! by hakunamatata1: 10:59am On Jan 23, 2013
Ijogz K: Gay Oshi!!! If u get se.xually aroused by ordinary music videos den u av a problem and need medical attention. Even R13 muvees in d USA now have scenes with nudity..

You Berra wake up from the 19th century kinda ideas, people like u are d ones making Naija a backward nation
21st Century Guy! ......its pple like u that eat sh.it & see nothing wrong with it- of course its the 21st century delicacy!
u care more abt satisfying ur sexual lewdness & care less for kids in our midst...please we like it like this. u can buy por.nos & watch with ur own 21st century kids......
yeye dey smell!!!!!! angry angry

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Politics / Re: ChannelsTV Forum On Saving The Police College Suspended! by hakunamatata1: 11:43am On Jan 22, 2013
i now hope that this prodigal President & Govt. understand the futility & mundaneness of spending billions on newspapers, diesel & feeding while a multitude share a fish head & live in slums in its premier police college! cool
Sports / Re: South Africa, Angola, Morroco, Cape Verde - AFCON 2013 Group A by hakunamatata1: 11:59am On Jan 18, 2013
MUKINATULLILAHI!!! e be like say na 2012 calender still dey 4 ya house abi?
tomorrow is the 19th not today. beta change that ya BH calender sharp-sharp!. cool

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Romance / Re: How Much Of Your Past Should Your Lover Know? by hakunamatata1: 3:27pm On Jan 09, 2013
truth is: learn not to jump the gun & reveal only as much as she herself does. else, u risk getting her jelous.
If my Chocoberry sabi how many water has crossed under my bridge, then London bridge will come falling down! shocked

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Howard Webb To Referee Manchester United Vs Liverpool by hakunamatata1: 2:30pm On Jan 08, 2013
oyeleyemaureen: as a liverpool fan, i want webb cos he is currently the best ref in england even one of the best in the world
obviously u just joined yestday!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Howard Webb To Referee Manchester United Vs Liverpool by hakunamatata1: 1:39pm On Jan 08, 2013
EPL sucks! with over-poor ref decisions & vague ManUre invincibility. small wonder y the Spanish league dominated FIFPRO best 11. dont think even FIFA likes watchin this controversial league filled with distatsteful decisions!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Word Would You Wish To Delete From Your Dictionary This Year? by hakunamatata1: 1:04pm On Dec 31, 2012
nikkyshyne: Procrastination.
hrmkz: Procastination! I have so many ideas but keeps procastinating.
i was in that boat for more than 6 months too. but was able to do some stuffs in the last lap.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Word Would You Wish To Delete From Your Dictionary This Year? by hakunamatata1: 1:00pm On Dec 31, 2012
Abdul Adam56: Goodluck.
really......y would some1 dislike goodluck?
pls would u explain better?
Nairaland / General / What Word Would You Wish To Delete From Your Dictionary This Year? by hakunamatata1: 11:21am On Dec 31, 2012
hi peeps!
what word would you like to be deleted from your dictionary this new year to be a better person?

...mine is fornication.
Celebrities / Re: Yoruba Actor Otolo Is Dead by hakunamatata1: 11:38pm On Dec 26, 2012
He's a popular nollywood comedian of the Yoruba genre! not surprised most of you dont know him! u would if u watched yoruba soaps/sitcoms in the nineties. He featured along with 'OJOGE' & AJIREBI(PA JAMES) before the turn of the millenium!
RIP!
Politics / Re: Touts On Edo Highways by hakunamatata1: 6:25pm On Dec 18, 2012
jude33084:

Are you guys joking or Wђɑ̤̥̈̊†? Paying for emmission aŋԂ radio sound polution? cheesy. I am in benin aŋԂ Lagos Benin is my route. I drive that road like 3times a month aŋԂ I have never encounter them. I think τhis is another thread to bash the Ǧ☺☺ϑ people aŋԂ peace loving people of Edo state wink
u wont encounter them as u dont need to take the by-pass if u are benin bound from lag. but u would if u were hreaded for p/h, Auchi, via the by-pass. they usually hide @ the interchange where u hav to slow down & negotiate the bend. pity no govt enforcement agency can do anything abt it till now!
TV/Movies / Re: Amarachi Uyanne Wins Nigeria’s Got Talent [video] by hakunamatata1: 5:48am On Dec 10, 2012
NGT is a BIG joke! & im really disappointed that i wasted much effort watching it from the start. only abt 5 pple wer worth the 10m. ....Dr Bariyu, Chuka, boniface, the violinist & Nathaniel. it lost taste to me when the votes became sympathetic......imagine even the Albino girl that was so less than mediocre made the finals??!! Talent-wise, Amarachi was just average with nothing spectacular than her smiles. pity the program lost its iodeology.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pictures You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped by hakunamatata1: 11:00am On Dec 08, 2012
yeah my bro! hopefully too. cos @ times our brand of architecture seems so unchallenging & monotonous being killed by corruption & selfishness...can u imagine that the Abuja stadium that doesnt allure me much, & finished in 2003 with capacity of 60,491 cost $360m then compared to the Beijing's olympic bird's nest of 2008 & capacity of 80,000 of $423m.
the inference?.....if the Abj stadium was done in 2008, it wld probably be done for the same price as the bird's nest with d architect strangled with the usual cost consideration factor!

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