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Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Lagos Girls So Rude by hakunamatata1: 5:49am On Mar 11, 2013
xynerise:
the one you and your sister met just smoke weed. grin. That one na Ibadan girl wey dey form Lasgidi. She no tell you "Helloooo!" or "Duhhhh"? grin
if u dont know Jack, stop opening ur mouth to spit the Blah-blah-blah like king julian. Ibadan chicks r knon to be very civil, cultured & courteous. abeg go lick soup instead of spewing rubbish!
Sports / Re: Shooting Stars Of Ibadan (Oluyole Warriors) Fan Thread! by hakunamatata1: 5:39am On Mar 11, 2013
up sooting!.....abeg let me know when tthey go continental again.
Romance / Re: I Fell In Love With My Reading Partner by hakunamatata1: 7:03am On Mar 03, 2013
....abi o! the lesson ive learnt from my past attempts @ relationships in a bitter way is that 'DELAY IS DANGEROUS' ....beta learn too!
Celebrities / Re: Breaking News!!! Pete Edochie Dies At 65 by hakunamatata1: 6:56am On Mar 03, 2013
aproko No 1! how did the new reach u? God 4give u for killing an elderly man b4 his time. mtscheeeeeew!
Education / Re: The Problem With HND Certificate – By Femi Olabisi by hakunamatata1: 3:03pm On Feb 24, 2013
POLY ENGLISH:
meerah25:

the only jerk that needs life is You,what i see in your write up is bad English. . .when writting a CV or any application take it to polytechnic graduate the would do it deligent for you. . .just as iam doing to so called university graduates. . .during my OND i wrote many projects to final year students. . .who is fooling who?

UNI ENGLISH:
the only jerk that needs a life is You. What i see in your write up is bad English. . .WHEN WRITING a CV or an application, take it to a polytechnic graduate WHO would RENDER IT ERROR-PROOF for you just as i DO FOR SOME so-called university graduates. . .During my OND, i wrote many projects FOR final year students. SO, who is fooling who?
P.S
seriously, you've never been tutored by a prof . with this ur grammar, u would win 2 extra years!

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Education / Re: The Problem With HND Certificate – By Femi Olabisi by hakunamatata1: 2:46pm On Feb 24, 2013
meerah25:


Oh my God! You are still barking your stupidity? Get a life. . .i told you to prove if you are not a jambite. . .do i have to repeat myself to you?i live with university graduates who can't speak English neather write application. . .how many university graduates that study computer science as a course that can't operate computers?i lost count. . .recently a mass communication graduate from one of the university could'nt operate studio camera,while an OND student from the polytechnic have to guide him. . .my facts are endless if iam to draw a list. . .who is the Big Embrrassment here?
so what's d point u r trying to make- poly grads are better?...... u must be good @ joking. polygrads are groomed to b technologists while Unigrads are designed to managers.
check ur records: the uneducated corpers most times mentioned r polygrads who like calling themselves 'GRADUATES' making it hard 4 pple to know d diff. in my firm, i hav a HND corper & a Uni IT student, blieve me, the IT student happened to b way ahead ur poly colleague by miles. he makes my work much easier & can solve most issues well without much ado. ur polygrad on the other hand, ......i hav to do all d thinking for him & spoon-feed him everything. so i dont know from which world u observed ur falacious facts from.
Education / Re: The Problem With HND Certificate – By Femi Olabisi by hakunamatata1: 6:04am On Feb 23, 2013
stupor:

I hate jelousies and the original OP is one of them.its clearly shown in its write-up that he has also seen recently an extra-amazing Poly-grad.

To add to yours sir,In Ife OAU,I know a OND accounting holder that teaches almost all the accounting students extra-curricular lessOns including their final year students while he also gets paid.

His lesson institutiòn was called GOPAB :Group of Professional Accountants and Bankers.he solely teaches all the other students and his seniors at OAU,ife,way back 2O00-2005.

He finished from Osun State College of Tech,Esa-OKE with OND Accounting,made the Direct Entry list at Ife to study Acct and at the same time runs his HND Acct.concurrently at The College of Technology,Esa Oke.

Ask of GOPAB in Ife if it still exists,it was founded by young and highly intelligent OND holders from Osun State College of Tech.Esa-Oke.

This is actually true and confirmed.

Please always respect other people's qualification even when you know they can be better than you,its all for our own benefits !

Stop the hate and jealousies !
.......really? but y shld uni grads B jealous when they r @ a better vantage point?
u can even claim GOPAB or whatever its called even teaches Dr Oribabor (their HOD as at then) mstcheeeeeeeew! pls cut ur exaggerations abeg! anybody can claim to teach Uni freshers if they hav a prior tertiary experience elsewhere. but d tutelage ends in the foundatnl years (part 1 & 2) how many final yr students do u see chasing tutorial centres?.......u certainly havnt seen the inner walls of a Uni. & u talk outta ignorance.
& i know ur GOPAB will def. change its name l8r after passing thru a Uni himself. thats part of d refinement a uni educatn does to u. its called BRANDING & PACKAGING! They dont teach that in poly either!
Car Talk / Re: Have You Ever Slept Off While Driving? by hakunamatata1: 5:05am On Feb 23, 2013
i dont sleep wwhile driving. I rather drive in my sleep! cheesy

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Car Talk / Re: Have You Ever Slept Off While Driving? by hakunamatata1: 11:41pm On Feb 22, 2013
i dont sleep wwhile driving. I rather drive in my sleep!

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Education / Re: Uniabuja Needs Help!!! by hakunamatata1: 11:15pm On Feb 22, 2013
QUESTION:
drealnamdy:

Are u guys morons or u re just retarded fools...wat has payin to get a C got to do with d topic and d situation @ hand...which uni doesn't pay to get high grades in Nigeria.
?
ANSWER:..........GREAT IFE!

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Education / Re: The Problem With HND Certificate – By Femi Olabisi by hakunamatata1: 7:30pm On Feb 21, 2013
ishmael: Have u ever wondered why some poly graduates know more than d uni grads? Some poly students and grads even teach uni students some courses that they may be offering. Eg accounting courses. Ever wondered why? Can u teach what u don't know?
YES! YES! YES! But only if the Uni grads are from OSU Or LASU & especially studying BIZ ADMIN
frankly, these 2 schools shld be christened Poly-OSU or poly-LASU!!! cool

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Autos / Re: Toks 2002 TOYOTA RAV4 4 Plugs.full Option.850k. by hakunamatata1: 7:01am On Feb 18, 2013
y is it hard 4 u tto paste d pixs here.
if u r really serious, u shld do that!
Fashion / Re: Guys, Can You Wear This On Your Wedding Day? by hakunamatata1: 6:59am On Feb 17, 2013
Kai! Wan-ne!!...... ThIs Igbo BoYs Sha?!!!!!

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Health / Re: Was Goldie's Death Caused By A Pulmonary Embolism? by hakunamatata1: 11:46am On Feb 15, 2013
RIP GOL-DIE!
moral of the story: DONT WEAR PANTS, BUM SHORTS & JUMPERS TO AMERICA BECOS OF UR FASHION CRAZE. DRESS TO SUIT THE WEATHER!!! cool

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Horror Flick Gave You Goose Pimples Way Back? by hakunamatata1: 4:46pm On Feb 12, 2013
NIGHTMARE ON ELMS STREET! that was d creepiest ever!
y is nobody talking abt it na?
Culture / Re: 7 Facts About The North by hakunamatata1: 2:13am On Feb 11, 2013
caesaraba:

And you are a southerner? This is surprising! shocked shocked shocked
...an original omo eba-odan nile oluyole.
omo a joro sun
omo maja maja lojosi ti won fi kara 'waju leru
.....
Romance / Re: The Founder Of Match.com Lost His Girlfriend To A Man She Met On Match.com by hakunamatata1: 5:00pm On Feb 10, 2013
Idowuogbo: Equation balanced. grin
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Sports / Re: ''we Sent 113 Members To Support The Eagles''.....prostitutes by hakunamatata1: 4:54pm On Feb 10, 2013
... So if they look tired, laggard, & loose the match(God forbid!), we know the cause!
Jokes Etc / Re: If This Doesn't Make You Smile Nothing Else Can! by hakunamatata1: 2:31pm On Feb 10, 2013
this guy is wickedly Crazzzzzzzy!!!!.!

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