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Romance / Re: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by hakunamatata1: 9:10pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
In all my sex life, the best ladies i ever dated were the plump ones. i dont know y pple complain about them. the basic rule: 1. be athletic 2. have a good gait. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: The Most Intelligent And Eloquent Nigerian Governors by hakunamatata1: 1:22pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
1. Fashola 2. Oshiomole 3. Aregbesola 4. Amaechi / Okorocha 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Flooded Area In Benue State, From The Air by hakunamatata1: 2:42pm On Sep 27, 2012 |
i beg to disagree tthat this is Makurdi. in makurdi, the old bridge & d new one are closely juxtaposed. in this pix however, i see only one bridge. cant even see the new hotel building close! Conclusion: this isnt makurdi! |
Politics / Re: Flooded Area In Benue State, From The Air by hakunamatata1: 2:41pm On Sep 27, 2012 |
i beg to disagree tthat this is Makurdi. in makurdi, the old bridge & d new one are closely juxtaposed. in this pix however, i see only one bridge. cant even see the new hotel building close! Conclusion: this isnt makurdi! i beg to disagree tthat this is Makurdi. in makurdi, the old bridge & d new one are closely juxtaposed. in this pix however, i see only one bridge. cant even see the new hotel building close! Conclusion: this isnt makurdi! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Sokoto Deports Over 150 Illegal Immigrants by hakunamatata1: 2:40pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
lillaowow: na today?temporal deportation! with our ever porous & unmended borders? wont be suprised if they take the next bus back to Naija following the men in khaki! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Wife Of Late Levi Ajuonuma Refuses To Go For His Burial by hakunamatata1: 10:33pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Kobojunkie: Did i hear u say basic Comprehension listen kid. i write purely for pleasure & i write good(i have few of my works on my profile) and professionally, i teach in a fed institution back home here. so, im not on that level. blindly sticking to ur gun in the face of better reasoning isnt educative & gives away ur adolescent exuberance, and parochial mindedness sending ur line of reason totally askew! u can stick to ur sinking boat. it is pointless argueing with u about this & trying to make u see sense is a pure waste of energy. u can keep attaking all here but from me, mum's the word. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Wife Of Late Levi Ajuonuma Refuses To Go For His Burial by hakunamatata1: 8:16pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Kobojunkie: Rom 12v19: ......avenge NOT urselves...vengeance is MINE(not urs), I(not you) will repay, says the lord! get it? let God do his work dont do it 4 him. BTW, who are you to label a man "wicked"? has he done it to u personally? or u are acting on heresay from ppl? hey! retrace ur steps & ask God for forgiveness.with the way u talk here, i can deduce U R NOT WITHOUT UR OWN FAULT! beta remove the log in ur own eye b4 attempting the speck in anothers'. the dead is dead & gone. let we the living be cautious of our own dealings! |
Family / Re: Wife Of Late Levi Ajuonuma Refuses To Go For His Burial by hakunamatata1: 8:13pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Kobojunkie:Rom 12v19: ......avenge NOT urselves...vengeance is MINE(not urs), I(not you) will repay, says the lord! get it? let God do his work dont do it 4 him. BTW, who are you to label a man "wicked"? has he done it to u personally? or u are acting on heresay from ppl? hey! retrace ur steps & ask God for forgiveness.with the way u talk here, i can deduce U R NOT WITHOUT UR OWN FAULT! beta remove the log in ur own eye b4 attempting the speck in anothers'. the dead is dead & gone. let we the living be cautious of our own dealings! |
Nairaland / General / Your Worst Nairaland Thread Or Topic? by hakunamatata1: 4:45pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
In the wake of the recent invasion of NL by Gar.ri protagonists, whose motives have gone way overboard and i manytimes dont support. I however think some threads/topics that grace the frontpage are so tasteless that i could have gladly borrowed the banned gar.ri phrase to register my displeasure. pls dear house which thread do you consider the most annoying for one of many reasons: 1. the topic may be self contradicting (lefu-lefu) 2. lacking substance and depth, (lefu-lefu again) 3. not making sense, (............again) 4. poor typing ability and use of acute abbreviations, (Dj hack) 5. derailed by bitter fighting by members, .....to mention a few. (freecoacoa vs one lekki boy) 6. you encounterd Idowuogbo & she yabbed the dayllight outta you, share your view telling why. my award goes to lefulefu: disadvantages of dating a fat girl. this guy can jamtalk! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by hakunamatata1: 10:42am On Sep 16, 2012 |
icon2: I am still xpecting piks from... Killz, 190, chimezie, mrs chima, onila, ijebabe,id etc.........and seun, mukinatu, okija juju, maclatunji, Idowuogbo, freecocoa, ..... could hav sworn that lefelefu thing wld b the first to post. he shld change his name to lau-lau. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by hakunamatata1: 9:19am On Sep 16, 2012 |
ogugua88:no, not ELDee but W4. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by hakunamatata1: 8:59am On Sep 16, 2012 |
Nayah: Nayah (green dress)10/10 by my standards...leave haters! |
Politics / Re: Patience's Health: Jonathan Seeks Special Prayers by hakunamatata1: 7:51am On Sep 16, 2012 |
;Di can see whoever she usurped as perm. sec. in Bayelsa smiling now! but really, God knows we as a country need another 1st lady with entirely contrasting qualities to what we hav now.........he has a way of answering our prayers! 3 Likes |
Family / Re: Wife Of Late Levi Ajuonuma Refuses To Go For His Burial by hakunamatata1: 7:21am On Sep 16, 2012 |
Kobojunkie:just wondering the colour of ur heart- pure Red or pitch Black? u r so vindictive, and winsomely unforgiving! even to the dead!!! haba! retribution is God's duty. please leave it for him. if the dead was wicked while alive, dieing in such manner might just be enuff by God's standard... who knows? i think the dead wld be happy in his grave that his wife didnt have ur heart afterall. for if u were his wife, he might have gotten d caustic soda treatment long b4 dana happened! let the dead RIP! p.s: i already know what ur rejoinder is. .. i wont be surprised. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Security Beefed-Up In The North Over Movie On Prophet Mohammed by hakunamatata1: 11:28pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
Islam wld have been better cliched as a religion of 'faith'. But to call it a religion of peace? No! that's a Misnomar!!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 2nd September 2012 by hakunamatata1: 3:17pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
If u kill ur warrior in a family fight, when external war breaks,.... then u miss him! Now this Liverpool Coach shld know y he shldn't have sent CAROLL away. shio! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 2nd September 2012 by hakunamatata1: 2:51pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
This WEB sef! has he moved from manchester to Arsenal? This WEB sef! has he moved from manchester to Arsenal? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 2nd September 2012 by hakunamatata1: 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
the day is still young. Y.N.W.A! |
Car Talk / Re: Picture Of A Double Decker Keke Napep by hakunamatata1: 8:52am On Sep 01, 2012 |
If this one makes the mistake of going to 3rd mainland bridge, na obituary o! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: K-Solo & Wife: Our Fight Was A Publicity Stunt by hakunamatata1: 7:34am On Aug 29, 2012 |
with both fingers crossed, i lay back patiently in wait for the day the original beating starts.............. then, it will be our own turn to laff |
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Bites Snake To Death In Revenge For Biting Him by hakunamatata1: 2:08pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Now, snakes too will start to learn that some human species r also deadly! Now, snakes too will start to learn that some human species r also deadly! |
Romance / Re: Why You Are Not Yet Married by hakunamatata1: 9:58am On Aug 20, 2012 |
@Lepa Yemi,for daring to paste this masterpiece Truth in their faces, then u r a Darling with plenty Sugar! Hope some of this truth gets grafted into the grrey matter in their skull b4 they turn 40-somethin too! @ |
Car Talk / Re: List Of "One Way" Roads In Lagos by hakunamatata1: 9:48am On Aug 16, 2012 |
pls 1-way signs arent the only signs essential. am i the only one faced with a dilemma when driving on 2-lane roads approaching a T-junction? for exampl: from MUSHIN to OSHODI, on getting to ILUPEJU byepass junction, U can either branch into ilupeju on ur right, or do a U-turn back to mushin on ur left. for a user going straight ahead to OSHODI, on which of the lanes do I stay? how do I know that theres a branch ahead if i dont live in the area? we need other signs like: 'OSHODI - keep left, ILUPEJU - keep Right'. Lagos roads shld b useable for every Nigerian not just experienced Lagosians! 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: I Will Compete In The Next Olympics by hakunamatata1: 9:53am On Aug 11, 2012 |
NL! really not feeling you again these days. So, threads can just jump to the front page b'cos of its OP's name even if the content is begging 4 some sense? Haba! i just read about a 50yrs old ship that can stand vertically on its end this morning: nairaland.com/980634/vertical-ship-marks-50-years#11764539 the story is tucked away in an obscurity while AFAM's(watery)SOUP is on ur f/page!!! Is this NAIRALAND or NAIJALAND?,??!! |
Science/Technology / Re: Vertical ship marks 50 years at sea(and I'm just knowing such existed) by hakunamatata1: 9:08am On Aug 11, 2012 |
Really?....... im stunned! why doesnt educating stories like this make front page? MODS, wake up! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 11:15pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
~ fairly true. only if its sustainable. hope its not just a flash in the pan kinda luv filled with many public displays. they culd well be another CharliBoy/ LadyD. |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 10:43pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Seun: It's a pity that you didn't take a picture. That would have been really helpful.Didnt even cross my mind to do that then. catching up with my Client being well behind schedule allowed me to only spare them some secs in my musings till i got home. even if i rememdered, its too risky an adventure 4 me. Oga seun, help this to make F/page na? |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 10:35pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
maclatunji:thanx jare sir! Even if the guy na butti as he appears, it is wisdom 4 me to only take on pple who are my size. forget, the guy was taaaaaall! |
Romance / Re: Dating A Woman With Kids by hakunamatata1: 7:49am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Date? Yes Marry? NO! women with kids are usually too emotionally attached to their Kids. in realty, u cant help but be jealous of them sharing privacy, affection & resources with ur wife to some other man's benefit. U must also learn not to feel anything if a 'strange' Man pops up in ur house once evry while to see his kids that she doesnt want to loose. live with it if u can! |
Romance / Re: What Is Ur Future Spouse Doin? by hakunamatata1: 7:23am On Aug 10, 2012 |
chai! guy ur blood dey HOT O! ..........SUPER-JELOUS BOyfriend!!! very soon u wld get high B.P. shio! |
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