Dear Mods,
I strongly feel the link below should graze the frontpage for once. it garnered responses in this section for a while but was left to die naturally unattended to.
just came across older posts brought back to life on d front page. U wld do well to do same for it.
Ciao!
nairaland.com/892227/when-daddy-sags-mummy-tattoos

KENNIS What?!!!!!!..........That one na channel
Thumbs up 4 Nigezi & Soundcity all d way!

Calabar centre was d funniest! Almost every contestant from there was a Big Joker.
Mtn shldn't save good money by scraping that centre cos we dont want to miss d comedy from there next season. ;DCalabar centre was d funniest! Almost every contestant from there was a Big Joker.
Mtn shldn't save good money by scraping that centre cos we dont want to miss d comedy from there next season.

Sorry gal its still ur sunrise. Do well to let us see d new draft when its about sunset in many yrs time. . . Wld like to consider it then.
Yeye dey smell!

Guy, chances r 9/10 that u wld end up frustrated with this experiment only to start over again looking 4 new specimens. Question u hav to ask urself is- can u cope? For u hav to be patient like a crocodile, gentle like a dove & take a lota bullshit while expecting none in return. trust me, u r beta off with d matured 1s who hav seen d world in its entirety.
I've been there. . . A trial will confuse u!

Johnpaul2k2: i think i know why this disgraceful Goldie went home.Nigerians voted against her.... She even tried. these 2 Yoruba Folks that cannot stay off women for a week ran home, pretended of having Fever !! lol and

guy, . . . U no well!

Sprumbaba:
Through Bribery.

yeah! I know almost everything in naija comes by financial inducements but are there any parameters 4 classifying neighbourhoods known to pple?

please, study this comparison and decide if this is justice yet.
names: LUIS SUAREZ / JOHN TERRY
nationality: Uruguayan / English
Racist word Spoken: 'Negrito'/ 'f**king Black C*rk'
Evidence: video footage & evra's words / video footage
time committed offense: Oct 2011 / Oct 2011
time of trial: Dec 14-30 / July 9-13
judging system: F A panel / Magistrate Court
Max possible punishment: 8 game ban / 2,500pounds
Verdict: guilty! / not guilty!
Sentence: 8months + 40,000pounds / none
isn't the english displaying gross favouritism and bias towards their own? is this justice yet?

Resultant effect is- cost of rentage of shops have snowballed on the other side which now harbour most economic activities here. I'm on d verge of getting a property close. Pls experts, how does PHCN decide which areas get 33kv lines?

Hi house. I live in Lagos and have observed that power supply hasn't been at least encouraging. In my neighbourhood we barely have power supply for two hours a day while across the road on the same street(9metres away), power hardly blinks for two days! on inquiring, i was told our transformer is being supplied by an 11kva HT transmission line and across the road - a 33kva in the same residential area. question is - so? shouldn't there be some form of balance? whats the criterion for selecting areas under 11 or 33 kva. 'cos believe me, in my shoes, you wished you were on the other side. Experts in the house pls respond.

Ishilove:
Lol. I prolly will because i'd be scared shitless that you are trying to buy my affections

girl, if diamonds, cars, flowers,. . . Don't impress u, but nkwobi, point-n-kill + beer does, then i feel u hav a loooooooong throat!
.. . . Not a naija thing. abegi!

Idowuogbo:
Excuse me! Looking for wot trouble? U had to quote me to get noticed rite? Keep sniffing my azz all over u hia! Wen grey hair starts growing in ur ears, u go surrender. Mstewwww!

'badoskirt is coming, everybody run 4 cover!?' . . .,
getting noticed? - nah! R u the queen of Nl? Sorry, u got d wrong guy. I'm not an Attention seeker. Nd 4 ur info, i only engage in intellectual discussions nd write purely 4 pleasure. . . As proof to that: mum's the word. . . . About d sniffing, ask some1 else- its not my style. Pls continue ur blood hounding life!

Idowuogbo: Kevin u nid help? How many of dem u wan make I help u reply?

typically u. Always looking 4 trouble, war nd fight on every thread to polish ur vituperator ego. Haba! Will u Contribute to the tasteless topic Pls?

tpia@:
e don do nah?

i assume most of the people taking offence might be unable to get dates or something, or why so much vitriol.


I've been privy to situations where some foreign ladies were raining curses on a nigerian guy for cheating on them, and they were calling down karma and all sorts on his head, because they said they were very hurt. And yes, the scenario involved sounded like what kevin II described in his opening post.


what exactly is new about what he said, for goodness sake.

even in nigeria- hasnt anyone seen it happen?

it happens 1nce in a while but not a quotidian experience like he makes it appear. The story is just a wild fantasy concocted by a freshprince of Agbado-ijaiye!

@theblessed
I must confess u write well. But 4 twenty heavens, havn't u heard of d word 'SUMMARY'?!! D impact of a word isn't necessarily in its numbers. Ur million word epistles is soooooooooooo boring! Dont know who'll volunteer to read it. Just hope u dont nag as good as u write? Meeeeen! ....thats disaster!

As A wise guy, i've learnt that when 'things' happen ONCE, its by chance; TWICE, - Its a habit; THREE TIMES,- u think thats coincidence? No, ITS A NORM! Girls like u learn better with personal experience or else i don't think this shld b debated. So dear, feel free to dare caution, swim in this enticing river with d shark & live to tell d story... Probably with ur own kid swelling d number! Yeye dey smell!!

The south africans had a better run than us this time.

Sho? She don take her life play kite com dey get remorse when e clear 4 her eyes? We know their type- 'Biz Admin Aristo Babes'. Where she school- Osu?
Abeg no b now she suppose dey cry. She don miss d last bus. Lying to her folks isn't an option either. She shld face the remainder of her life boldly or just continue to play catch-up.

@lola, i give it to u girl. U r GOOD! U've got the zing! Ur craft was sweet, d lines- smooth, storyline- intriguing and xters- well blended. But i'm alarmed- almost 20k views & 600 comments, r u kidding me? That's an olympic on Nl! It proves to me that Nlders r romance freaks. Without taking anything away from ur talent, i've read other equally good compositions here that hardly boast of a thousand views and a dozen comments. Guess readers find it easy to relate with Lola d writer substituting her 4 Tega d xter in generated imaging narations of d story.
U do well.

@cocoal, abeg sheath ur sword with this guy. Let matters die.
@cugre, guy u too immature in handling d whole matter. Haba! For all my kobo, u r just another spoilt teenager. D lady has apologised to all. Shldn't u do same?
@Idowu. I fear ur mouth o. U 4 settle dis trouble makers na?

Had a similar experience in camp during NYSC. It was her period, she was tired and big! Helped her walk. we became friends and dated 4 2yrs. Believe me, she was d best i've came across.

Donbrig: Nigerian govt got broke long ago due to our mismanagement. The only way to avert these disasters that awaits us all in the near future is to vote out PDP in 2015, they have caused enough damages to our nation, virtually everything they do is a waste of resources. The battle to unseat them in 2015 must start now or we are all doomed.

God bless u again. I just wonder how long we hav to keep complaining about wastes yet with our own hands vote in these Prodigal Damaging Party. Aren't we tired of lies?

Callotti:

We all have different ways of coping with tragedy. I choose to use sarcasm and humor. It does not need to involve my sister or relative.
Not a crime. Thank you. I hope the same God that allowed this abomination to take place answers your prayers! Where was he when this heinous crime was committed by his so-called children? Abi na Boko Haram do am?
Tsk!

now mocking God or what? -Ur own cup of tea! Ur 'dry' humour is out of place & insults sane-er minds. Pls keep them to ur chest. It does us much good!
May God help these children & their parents conquer this trying times!

Dr. Tee:
Ilorin makes a lot of noise. Same way their university VC made so much noise about a student completeing ICAN exams and attaining the chartered qualification before graduating!

So much noise from Kwara.

We maintain their renal patients here in Ife. I particularly had one. She had to travel several times because their Teaching Hospital did not offer the facility. Same for Plastic surgery. Those things are normal things here in Ife.

Can't imagine all the noise coming from the Saraki's state.

. I think d state likes remaining in public eye by making noises & celebrating prospective successes. Same way they shouted 4rm d roof that they found oil- now, they r quiet about dat!

balium: its quite unfortunate when you hear things like dis. but to me sha no be news na normal thing. the customs are very corrupt, no wonder many of them are very rich. me sef won go join customs.

balium: its quite unfortunate when you hear things like dis. but to me sha no be news na normal thing. the customs are very corrupt, no wonder many of them are very rich. me sef won go join customs.

may u neva get there! We already hav more than enuff problems with too many pple like u there. U can join otunba gadaffi's shit business! Yeye dey smell!

KINGwax: you dey madt with that religious comment u jst made. U no go live well

NL isn't meant 4 d mental dunce, who lack parental tutelage, manners nd have an askewed sense of courtesy. If u hav nothing sensible to contribute, u wld make a lot of sense by shutting up instead of insulting everybody here. Pls, grow up!

Rather than mock the man, i think he deserves some commendation by speakin out boldly against oppressors. statements he made points to d fact that he is NOT mad @ all. D atiku camp said he was mad to kill our interest in d case. Thumbs up 4 d man jo!

agiboma: well junior generation will be worse than what you saw so prepare your children for it lol

agiboma: well junior generation will be worse than what you saw so prepare your children for it lol

Reason y i'm kinda scared for the unborn generatn.