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Family / Re: Flogging Your Partners Younger Ones? : How Appropriate? by hakunamatata1: 3:30pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
@ OP, U wld be better off leaving the flogging aspect to ur spouse. for all the love he/she has for u, that action may just set off a world war 3 battle front in ur home & u wld be the first casualty! |
Family / Re: Flogging Your Partners Younger Ones? : How Appropriate? by hakunamatata1: 3:19pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
free2ryhme: Guy, r u not abreast with happenings on NL? "NEVER ARGUE WITH THE JUNKIE" this is one irascibly spoilt & sponsored kid that im not sure understands the word 'BILLS', having the worst 'in-ur-face attitude'. she moves from one thread to another belligerantly spoiling 4 a fight if u hold an opposing view. U wld do well to ignore her anaemic remarks...she's just a kid. remember that! 3 Likes |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 8:36am On Oct 08, 2012 |
Ivynwa: U just got urself discharged & acquited from a murder case. |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 11:02pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
You dey funny-o Mister, I hope you didn't misunderstand the "dip it and a drop it" part of the post you quoted because that was only a slang for the jiggling movement made by women's b*mbum when they are walking or dancing. We dis/virgin your thread? Ah! No we were just talking. [/quote] ** Coughs# sneezes & comes back to life**#%~! |
Romance / Re: A Marital Advice For The Owner Of Nairaland (oluwaseun Osewa) *picture* by hakunamatata1: 8:23pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
AmBeautiful: BAD MARKET! 1 Like |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 5:30pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Ivynwa: Yeeeeeeeeehh! Awwwww Lawwwd! this them gyals ah succeed to ah dis/virgin me ah thread. The thing dem do ah make me ah heart to Grind like ah Tractor! me ah need a doctor 'cos it is an emergiency!! |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 4:41pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Ivynwa: @Ivynwa, u've already said the truth & i've 'liked' it. dont leave me high & dry. so y renege na? dont be scared to hit the bull's eye regardless of whose ox is gored. |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 4:23pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
debrief08: Charly Boy with his piercings and tattoos and his equally non conventional wife have been married for over 30 years and still seem happy and comfortable with each other. Meanwhile "prim and proper" couples those who are still married a lot of them hardly share a bedroom just married for social purposes, a lot of others are are separated or divorced.Charly Boy & Lady D by virtue of their eccentricities r quite compatible. so it ain't surprising that they stick together 4 years. so wearing dreads isnt a guarantee u wld be a be a bad hubby as long as u r compatible with ur spouse. not all who dont wear dreads detest the idea but i can assume that all who wear it love it. ....& about the pharisees? yeah! Xt loathed them for having an appearance diff from their inner man. but he wasnt giving us a licence to appear 'anyhow' & not giving a damn! his principle was COME AS U ARE - BUT DONT REMAIN THE SAME!!! |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 4:11pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
debrief08: Charly Boy with his piercings and tattoos and his equally non conventional wife have been married for over 30 years and still seem happy and comfortable with each other. Meanwhile "prim and proper" couples those who are still married a lot of them hardly share a bedroom just married for social purposes, a lot of others are are separated or divorced.Charly Boy & Lady D by virtue of their eccentricities r quite compatible. so it ain't surprising that they stick together 4 years. so wearing dreads isnt a guarantee u wld be a be a bad hubby as long as u r compatible with ur spouse. not all who dont wear dreads detest the idea but i can assume that all who wear it love it. ....& about the pharisees? yeah! Xt loathed them for having an appearance diff from their inner man. but he wasnt giving us a licence to appear 'anyhow' & not giving a damn! his principle was COME AS U ARE - BUT DONT REMAIN THE SAME!!! |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 4:07pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
debrief08: Charly Boy with his piercings and tattoos and his equally non conventional wife have been married for over 30 years and still seem happy and comfortable with each other. Meanwhile "prim and proper" couples those who are still married a lot of them hardly share a bedroom just married for social purposes, a lot of others are are separated or divorced.Charly Boy & Lady D by virtue of their eccentricities r quite compatible. so it ain't surprising that they stick together 4 years. so wearing dreads isnt a guarantee u wld be a be a bad hubby as long as u r compatible with ur spouse. not all who dont wear dreads detest the idea. ....& about the pharisees? yeah! Xt loathed them for having an appearance diff from their inner man. but he wasnt giving us a licence to appear 'anyhow' & not giving a damn! his principle was COME AS U ARE - BUT DONT REMAIN THE SAME!!! |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 3:42pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
JallowBah:now Lady D is scared of having Charly Boy junior? but really u both wldnt look too far apart! |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 1:45pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Mynd_44:...even while driving on fashola's Road? i dont like psychiatric tests....especially if its done by d govt! |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 1:31pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Dipwater: @hakunamatatamay i ask 'what does the dread & tatts add to your appearance?' does it make u cute or ruff,? cos u shld give a f/uck if u seek a job & i'm an employer.... |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 7:32am On Oct 02, 2012 |
Mynd_44: The day we start facing our business, the better things that cross our sights in public may be our businesses too! ....u know |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 11:57pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
JallowBah: |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 11:16pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
JallowBah: dont bother. i've seen them already! dread, dread, dread, natty dread!.! |
Family / Re: My Stepfather Disflowered me...pls Read by hakunamatata1: 5:54pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
there's no patching up this mess dear. u just have to go to ur mum tell her the truth & seek her 4giveness so u can come clean! mind u, dont go alone. go first to ur pastor, or an elder ur mum respects. let them lead u to ur mum to begin d healing process. |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 4:36pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
JallowBah:my dear & u desired to hav them as body art souveniors? girl u give me the Hibble-de-jibbies! wld like to see them may i? but truly, such looks wld only attract ruffians & rasta looking guys into ur world . u dont hav a prob with dat? i really want to know the kinda guys u get their attention. pls. |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 4:01pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Boy. . .considering how many fcccked up children we have in Nigeria today, many many many maaaaaaaany Nigerian parents musta been wretched tattoo having, pants sagging, bling bling flashing people in their youth. And they say it's only Americans who dress crazy. tell them jare! |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 2:14pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
JallowBah:@JB, we all make inferences from what we see all the time. its not being judgemental. its what registers in a man's subconscious even if its fallacious. & it may be subject to change based on further convictions tho'. till then, 1st appearance may appear to last longest. we all hav our wierd side which we keep in check. im not a natural hater to eccentricities just cautious. may like ur tattoe tho if its inscribed in m y name. |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 11:17am On Oct 01, 2012 |
debrief08: Why are we so judgemental? Always quick to condemn people who are different from "our norm"?Didn't somebody say "how u choose to dress wld determine how u r adressed?" if u dress as a ruffian its only normal that pple look at in with that eye. u cant be clad in a lion's fur and want to be treated as a lamb. by the way we were only SPECULATING what junior MIGHT turn out to be(ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL) as a natural corollary from his parents. not what junior must be! 1 Like |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 10:38am On Oct 01, 2012 |
JallowBah: Lol. morals, ethics & dress sense are among the many responsibilities parents owe their children and ALL parents do it well either by: 1. direct tutelage handing it down themselves or 2. condoning and looking the other way while 'society' does the teaching. the probs with our digital civilization is that parents look the other way while cable Tv & internet does the mentoring. either way, without ruling out d possibility of deviation, there is a greater probability that children wld pick more behavioural traits & patterns from either or both parents if conditioned. call me old fashioned if u like. ur dreads & tattoe didnt come from the dream na? ....exactly my point! for all i dont know, ur child may end up being a tattoed & dreadlocked gentleman @ d bar. i'm not cynical about what he wld be but how i wld rather address him based on his appearance. |
Family / Re: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by hakunamatata1: 10:09am On Oct 01, 2012 |
glimpse: :Pjunior wld av a combinatn of charly boy n denrele.baddddestt Combo shey? |
Politics / Re: The Most Intelligent And Eloquent Nigerian Governors by hakunamatata1: 6:53am On Oct 01, 2012 |
Mc George: I never knew idiots like you still exist. Have you heard Sen Liyel Imoke give a speech? You lagosians just sit right there thinking its all Fashola. What an irony. Keep making fools of urselves.there's no need 4 name-calling guy. u keep hailing ur Imoke but take this: there is NO GOVERNOR. i repeat NO GOVERNOR that matches Fashola in skill, craft, articulation & intelligence. Fashola was the pace-setting Governor that makes full official speeches from drafted bullet points. and he is still the only Gov. that while talking, will reel out specific details off-hand : like the number of classroom furniture purchased for OJODU grammar school, the number of roads constructed and their lengths in metres; the number of children in Isolo gram. sch given free education........ abeg make una leave mata!!. |
Romance / Re: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by hakunamatata1: 6:19am On Oct 01, 2012 |
blogger1.0:does ur own mama warn u not to bring haome a 'Big' girl? cos mine dont. |
Romance / Re: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by hakunamatata1: 4:27pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
blogger1.0:that u r a guy doesnt anoint u to speak on behalf of men. what u feel shld remain ur own opinion. truly thats what it is. skinny girls r taboos to some of us. ur taste is conditioned by ur bias. ...believe me ive dated all- skinny, fat, plump etc. the greatest moments i had was with the pluses. not all of 'em r cumbersome & clumsy (from the way they walk, u wld know) luvd the curves mhen! u cant get them anywhere!!! so free them abeg & stick to ur spaghetti babes. 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham (2 - 3) On 29th Sept 2012 by hakunamatata1: 6:52pm On Sep 29, 2012 |
nice officiating! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham (2 - 3) On 29th Sept 2012 by hakunamatata1: 6:36pm On Sep 29, 2012 |
Yeh! Na man-U be this? No ojoro today. dem Refree no come. God don catch dem! |
Travel / Re: Qatar Airways Crashlands At MMIA IN Lagos by hakunamatata1: 6:30pm On Sep 29, 2012 |
Thank GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! |
Politics / Re: The Most Intelligent And Eloquent Nigerian Governors by hakunamatata1: 2:05am On Sep 29, 2012 |
olaezebala:guy, forget mata. Ogbeni is a seasoned orator plus i love his raw guts against overwhelming forces! |
Celebrities / Re: Help Majek Fashek Is A Walking Corpse by hakunamatata1: 9:15pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
dear God, pls SEND DOWN THHE RAIN on him! |
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