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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pictures You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped by hakunamatata1: 10:51am On Dec 08, 2012
^....can u imagine that the Abuja stadium that doesnt allure me much, & finished in 2003 with capacity of 60,491 cost $360m then compared to the Beijing's olympic bird's nest of 2008 of $423m.
the inference?.....if the Abj stadium was done in 2008, it wld probably be done for the same price as the bird's nest!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pictures You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped by hakunamatata1: 9:36am On Dec 08, 2012
[quote author=fellis] @hakuna matata, nice picture, the architechture of developed countries can be very amazing.

....my brother, & breath-taking too.
theirs is a world were bldings are designed puerly for visual satisfaction & symbolic expression.
but here, every brief i get from everybody is always bedeviled with the 'cost cosideration' tag. ...just to boost their own corrupt share.
& that is the reason y our landscape lack world class icons...
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pictures You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped by hakunamatata1: 6:54pm On Dec 04, 2012
Longaberger HQ Basket Building. 7-story
building shaped like a basket is Longaberger's
Home Office, Newark,Ohio.

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Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Leader Threatens The United States by hakunamatata1: 8:54am On Dec 04, 2012
who get time to dey follow ur link?....u beta paste the stiry here........thats if u r serious sha! tongue

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Music/Radio / Re: VIDEO: Omawumi – Stay Alive (je Je Laye) + Download by hakunamatata1: 8:51am On Dec 04, 2012
not the usual top notch pop hit but the song dey there sha! luved the lyrics/message.
Car Talk / Re: Between A 406 And A Camry: Pls Advise by hakunamatata1: 2:01pm On Nov 28, 2012
^ thanx. ive already shut my mind on the matter. wld hav my humble camry pie jeje!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 28th November 2012 by hakunamatata1: 1:46pm On Nov 28, 2012
Y N W A............my blood is red!
Romance / Re: Love, Stupidity, My Brother And His Girlfriend - Please Advice. by hakunamatata1: 5:21am On Nov 26, 2012
PROBLEM STATEMENT: ur brother acknowledges he has a problem too? Good! then d only problem left is that he's too week to effect a change.
INFERENCE: He hasnt gotten to his breaking point yet!.....& u cant push him to it or u risk becoming d enemy. she has to do that herself.
CONCLUSION: stay gentle on ur brother & close to him so he can keep confiding in u. u need to...cos when he gets to his breaking point, he culd be in a muderous mood & u shld b the 1st person he wld call. for his own sake( u dont want ur bro wanted for murder). ive been there b4 trust me. ur best bet is to keep ur fingers crossed & watch d movie unfold.....it would.....with time.

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Car Talk / Re: Between A 406 And A Camry: Pls Advise by hakunamatata1: 5:49pm On Nov 24, 2012
Siena:

Not MY choice, but as long as he's happy with the brands, my choices beyond the two brands mentioned aren't really relevant. Hence I chose the Toyota Camry.
@ siena, thanx sir. really appreciate ur contributn. u just helped me make up my mind. wld take the advice.

on the other hand, what wld be ur suggestn for a low budget car less than N750K?

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Car Talk / Re: Between A 406 And A Camry: Pls Advise by hakunamatata1: 12:45pm On Nov 24, 2012
thanx bigx. i wld see to that. i dont want him to think i doubt his integrity after he's told me its only d gasket. wld hav luvd to make up my mind on getting interested or not b4 we start bargaining. thats the purpose for this thread. thanx so much.
Car Talk / Re: Between A 406 And A Camry: Pls Advise by hakunamatata1: 7:19am On Nov 24, 2012
^thanx guy. but u still leave me confused 'tho.


siena, ikenna & co pls help b4 i throway money o!
Car Talk / Between A 406 And A Camry: Pls Advise by hakunamatata1: 5:15am On Nov 24, 2012
I've been saving up for a camry envelope(2000) model but my client suddenly made me an offer for his peaugot 406 he bought as a Toks & used barely for little over a year looking still clean. he says the probs with the car is only its Gasket that needs to be changed.
I used to think that peaugot brands are rugged cars but pls i wld like to know:
1. are peaugot cars truly rugged?
2. do they offer low maintenance in use?
3. are their parts easy to get & cheap?
4. etc. etc.
pls can the car gurus do a good comparative analysis of the peaugot vis-a-vis a toyota camry?
i'm eyeing the peaugot cos i think its an upgrade to my prefered camry @ the same cost.
& i chose a camry as the base of comparison because i hav an idea of its qualities from a close friend user. i currently use a nissan primera '97 model.
Car Talk / Re: Female Lagbus Driver by hakunamatata1: 12:11pm On Nov 15, 2012
its new only in Lag. i was amazed when i was in portharcourt @ the number of female cab drivers! lagos yoruba women are just embracing the trend.
Family / Re: 6 Months After Marriage. Still No Sex. by hakunamatata1: 7:26am On Nov 15, 2012
if u knw u cant endure it, pls withdraw frm d marriage & go far from him to save his face in the hood. but 1st, forgive him!
Educational Services / Re: Jamb 2016/2017 cbt Registration date closing date Centers & Exam Date by hakunamatata1: 2:27pm On Nov 10, 2012
hehehehehe! i can foresee the rennaissance of Jamb 2000 mass failure. then, SALIM was made the new registrar & he started question paper TYPES A,B,C........etc.
the result? mass failure as all who depended on 'Orijo' to pass met their waterloo.
i was among the very few who depended only on their brains & passed.
MORAL OF THE STORY- read well & forget EXPO 'Cos theres gonna be shokers!!! grin
Education / Re: NEW POLICY: New Students Seeking Admission In OAU, Ready For This by hakunamatata1: 8:39am On Nov 10, 2012
meeeeen! guys go suffer o! the only means of cooking for tthe common man.... i trust they cant do that with AWO boys!
Politics / Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by hakunamatata1: 10:01am On Nov 08, 2012
Freewilly:

It's like 7.45AM in the morning, your mates are getting ready to go to work or School you here worrying about Igbo issues. Jobless monkey.
as much as i can, i promise i wont dignify u by coming down to ur level. afterall, its NL? where petulant kids like u in the name of anonymity can call their father 'monkey'. for ur info, ive spent 9yrs of my earlier life gettin all d degrees i shld & d job i do, is completely @ my own convenience.....so, worry about urself dear?!
Politics / Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by hakunamatata1: 9:59am On Nov 08, 2012
Freewilly:

It's like 7.45AM in the morning, your mates are getting ready to go to work or School you here worrying about Igbo issues. Jobless monkey.
as much as i can, i promise i wont dignify u by coming down to ur level. afterall, its NL? where petulant kids like u in the name of anonymity can call their father 'monkies'. for ur info, ive spent 9yrs of my earlier life gettin all d degrees i shld & d job i do, is completely @ my own convenience.....so, worry about urself dear?!
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Is A Man With No Reputation For Honour Or Decency – Okonjo-iweala by hakunamatata1: 7:46am On Nov 08, 2012
DiNo OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoLeEeEeEeEe!, GoOd ThIef & ArMy RoBbER! In ThIs OuR jUnGlE Of A CoUnTry, ANy OnE CaN bE A rIGhTs aCtiViSt iF U cAn HiRe AgBeRoS.

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Politics / Re: ***Impeach Ezenwanyi Elect, Ogugua88. Unfit To Lead.*** by hakunamatata1: 7:37am On Nov 08, 2012
these AJOKUTA MA MOMI pple, aLwAyS EnGuLfEd In POliTicS oF BitTeRness & dIvIsIoN. YeT, tHey Wld BE ClaMoUrInG fOr IgBo PreSiDeNcy........mTcHeEeEeEeEeW!!! YeYe Dey SmElL!
Food / Re: Narrate How A Tough Meat Has Embarrassed You! by hakunamatata1: 7:11am On Oct 27, 2012
I did a job with a friend 4 Eko hotels & was offered a free buffet @ their staff canteen during break. i simply washed my hands to eat the meat while my friend sitting elbow to elbow kept struggling with d cutlery ignoring my advice to tow my humble path. while still forcefully trying to cut d strong meat, pepper jumped from his plate straight to my chest! ....& i was wearing white!!
I felt like giving him a black eye.
i was made to look like an 'o-n-i-j-e-k-u-j-e' with the pepper stamp for the remainder of the day while he kept laffing.....@ eko hotel! imagine the shame!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Beware Of Girls And Guys That Bear These Names. Lol by hakunamatata1: 3:29pm On Oct 23, 2012
IDOWU - Big assets @ ridiculously cheap price
IFE - can die for love or loving
VICKY- Grade A aristo babe.
LINDA - heart breaker.
Politics / Re: LASTMA Officer & Civilian Fighting In Lagos (Pic) by hakunamatata1: 11:38am On Oct 20, 2012
every Lagosian have it in the blood! not just Lastma.
Romance / Re: Your Dating Mistakes That You Have Learnt From by hakunamatata1: 8:32am On Oct 18, 2012
I loved her too much without holding back & looked serially stupid to her.
now, i shower this one with plenty love for days then take a day off to ignore her & Viola! it works!!!... it pays to be unpredictable.
Food / Re: Golden Morn Unsuitable For Children Under 3 Years by hakunamatata1: 5:57pm On Oct 13, 2012
JallowBah:

Well, I`m married to a gambian. Our kid has been eating african food since she was about one year old, just with a little less pepper than normal.

What was your point here?
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sO tHe RaStAmAn iS fRoM gAmBia?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhmn NoW i KnOw SoMeThInG! grin
Romance / Re: How Eagles Star Okpara Turned Me Into S*x Slave —tina by hakunamatata1: 8:17am On Oct 13, 2012
HhHhHhHhMmMmNn! ThE eViL tHaT mEn dO?
Romance / Re: Bathing Together As Couples by hakunamatata1: 8:10am On Oct 13, 2012
berem: hmm! If I catch you eh....I won't spare you at all!
*singing storm & pliers'-*&@% MURDER SHE WROTE ~ MURDER SHE WROOTE!....#@#
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Kaffy & Her Cute Baby (photo) by hakunamatata1: 3:09pm On Oct 12, 2012
Dis BoY ReSeMbLe ELdee o! AbI nA iM fAthEr Am? wink
Education / Re: Describe Your School Or Alma Mater In One Word by hakunamatata1: 8:10am On Oct 12, 2012
O.A.U, - Oba Awon University!!![b]

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Business / Re: Nigeria Banks With Worst Customer Service by hakunamatata1: 10:02am On Oct 11, 2012
Union Bank
Access Bank
they are the best in trying ur patience to its elastic limit.
anyday i intend banking, i do with a lot of:
planning,
strategy
Bravery( to jump queues)
& bath wif a drumload of patience! (in case jumping queue doesnt work) :'

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