₦airaland Forum

MadCow1:
What is this one saying?

..you have a low iQ.....since you want me to spoon feed you...wat am saying is dt
a rational person wud have suggested due process should be followed...nd if found guilty of terrorism and murder...appropriate punishment should be carried out swiftly.....all dt wan you day yan above na childish imagination

MadCow1:
What is this one saying?

..you have a low iQ.....since you want me to spoon feed you...wat am saying is dt
a rational person wud have suggested due process should be followed...nd if found guilty of terrorism and murder...appropriate punishment should be carried out swiftly.....all dt wan you day yan above na children imagination

MadCow1:
Dear Nigerian Army,


Please violate his entire fundamental human rights until he squeals like a piggy.


then kill him dead.

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anyway uve said it alll...a madcow.
.a rational nd non bokoharamic person will say...court..if found guilty executed...since he has killed also

kosovo:
Keep quiet and stop making a fool of yourself...

You guys just act like robots without brains.. Can you even read the nonsense you just wrote?

No wonder Nigeria is backward, with irrational followers like you who continue to praise loot and fraudsters..

If you need a soothsayer to tell you Amechi is nothing but a common thief then you really lack every sense of human dignity being alive.

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no peoblem...at least he is rememable by sending the corrupt clueless one back to otueke.....wailers go nd diee

yorke1:
Disappointed in Daura Dullardpo. What the hell is Ameachi name doing there. Oh i see. he defraud Rivers state to get you in power financially. Corruption is Buhari.

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ud the Daura President disappoints wailing anim.als like you...we are ok with that...ameachi wasnt corrupt untill he sent the clueless one home...

HighIQ:
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE TO YOU ALL!!!

You can still be who you want to be!. Checkout the professions you can equally practice without studying it as course in the university.


1)BANKING : This profession is now flooded with workers who had graduated from courses not relating to banking profession. Imaging someone who had studied Yoruba or chemical engineering in the university but later got employed in a bank. This set of people only needed to be trained on some banking activities after they had been employed after which they are good to go.

2)TEACHING- It is very possible in Nigeria for someone who never studied education or any course relating to education emerging as a teacher.Regardless of the course you had studied, the point is- teaching can still be practiced by any graduate even without having an NCE or Degree in Education.

3)PHOTOGRAPHY- Do you know there is a course called photography? Tell me what are they studying in it? Even people who had only primary six certificate can do this job perfectly too.I don't see any reason me studying photography as a course before i can be a guru in it.

4)FARMING- I don't need to learn agriculture as a course in the university before i can own a farm. Anybody can easily be trained in this profession. There are books and handouts out there that can train you on fishery,snail rearing,pig farming etc or even on cultivation of crops. You could also find adequate answers to any question on farming you "Google search" online. Seminars on farming are also common where prospecting farmers are trained in farming. It can also be learned directly too from other farmers. This job can be practiced regardless of whether you are a doctor, lawyer,politician, or a banker. I know of a former president of this country, who owns a mega farm settlement despite the fact he never went to university not to talk of studying agriculture as a course.

5)DRAMA/FILM MAKING: an actor was once asked what he studied in the university and he replied "law". This answer made us to understand that anybody can become an actor,musician or artiste, irrespective of the course he or she had studied. You might have observed that hardly would you see any actor or musician in Nigeria who studied drama or music right back in school.Some of them are graduates of Law, medicine, accounting etc The 'funniest' thing is that those people may even come out better than people who had studied it as a course.

6)CHEMISTRY/INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY- Let me ask you a question. Is Aliko Dangote a graduate of industrial chemistry or chemistry? Of course not.But today he is a proud owner of a multi-billion dollar company in Nigeria that has provided jobs to many Nigerians. Other industries are also coming up in Nigeria today ranging from plastic industry to pure water industry, food,cream,rubber,biscuit,cements,sugar,salt industries and so on. The works performed in those industries can easily be learned from a specialist over a short period of time mostly from someone who had knowledge in chemistry or chemical engineering. You would no longer require the presence of such specialist after you had grabbed and finished up with those training. Meaning, you become a sole proprietor of those works and even train and employ others on it. So regardless of the course you had studied in the university, you too can learn the practical aspect of chemistry too and establish your own industry too. Thank God we have a lot of seminars that are been organized to teach people on how to make soap, nylon, asbestos etc. And from there you can be a millionaire and a proud owner of your own industry without having a certificate in chemistry

7)ICT PROFESSION- Some ICT companies now make huge money training people on computing, web designing, programming etc. The larger percentage of those attending such trainings and seminars are mostly computer illiterates. Certificates may even be handed over to them at the end of the training. This means that a computer- illiterate who had no knowledge in computing before would now turn to an expert making money through ICT and even training others without passing through the corridor of the department of computer science

8_ ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING- If you ask someone to get you an electrician to help you fix the wiring cables in your new house, don't be surprised if you see an o'level certificate holder at your door step ready to do the job.And this set of people would do this job perfectly and to your amazement. You now wonder if someone who had only o'level or even no education could be so perfect in fixing any damage to any appliance how much more a graduate who probably might have read courses like accounting, English etc and courses who had no link to science or electricity. If an illiterate or semi illiterate could be so perfect in it after learning about electricity, it means you can grab and understand such job perfectly too after learning it. Even though you never attended technical college nor learned about electricity or electronic in the university. I know of people who are civil servants and who also ventures in this job as a second-hand or part time profession .

9)MECHANICAL ENGINEERING- This is even worst!! Many people who work as a 'Radionic', car mechanic,generator repairer etc are mostly not graduate of this course. This job can easily be learned directly without holding a pen from the workers of such job who are mostly either illiterate or semi illiterates. Okay, tell me - is that mechanic near your house or that man who often fix your generator for you a graduate?. I'm sure i would have 80% 'No' as answer. This means any person or graduate can do well in this job even without learning it as course in the university .

10)MASS COMMUNICATION- Learning mass communication as a course in a tertiary institution is a tremendous waste of time. A graduate of English language, linguistics,language or even any other course can still become a tv/radio presenter, newscaster, a programme anchor even without having a certificate in mass communication.
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http://MUYIWAOGUNNAIKE..com.ng/2015/09/professions-in-nigeria-you-dont-need-to.html

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soooo electrical wiring is now electrical engineering....you must be very igno.rant....wia u kip controls.signals waves....its a waste of tym sef talkin to u

Bambless1:
So You Want Me To Believe This Poo Baba Paid The Money And The Woman Still Dey Look Like "GOD WILL MAKE A WAY"? NA LIE! If you show me a picture of this woman thanking buhari on her kneel i will believe you.

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mumu..it was shown life on channels tv ds mornin around 7.30 preciselly

jabbok:
Kogi Guber: Audu will return the N11bn he stole if elected - APC Chairman

Kogi State APC Chairman, Alhaji Hadi Ametuo, has assured Kogi people that his party’s candidate in the forthcoming governorship poll, Prince Audu Abubakar, would return the over N11 billion he allegedly stole while in office.

Audu is being prosecuted by the anti-graft agency, EFCC, for misappropriating N11 billion of the states’s funds while he was governor between 1999 and 2003.

Responding to the questions from the media regarding Audu’s 11billion naira EFCC case, he said “Nobody is a saint. No governor can claim he has not done any malpractice or stolen anything during his time in the office.

“We heard of Saraki’s case, even Tinubu is being accused of stealing funds but the truth is that Prince Abubakar Audu has pledged to return the money to the Kogi treasury when he gets elected on the November 21st, yes he will return the 11billion naira or even more than that and that will add to the Kogi economy”.

Ametuo, who rated Audu’s first term in the office more than the current government of Capt. Idris Wada, added that Audu deserved the electoral votes of the Kogi people due to his experience and achievements in his first time at the Lugard House.
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DailyPost Nigeria
http://dailypost.ng/2015/10/04/kogi-guber-audu-will-return-the-n11bn-he-stole-if-elected-apc-chairman/

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God....though i am an apc guy...but i hope audu looses ds electn...imagine the guts...infact...if i happn to b in kogi...i aint voting fr either apc or pdp...

sdp all d way fr kogi...nd apc fr d rest

demolinka:
person face no fit smooth like dis...Na lie joor

...hajahaha..**aje kpakoooo

OZAOEKPE:
"I don't feel sorry for those 'tse tse' flies, I stand solidly behind BH on this act, the herdsmen should go kill BH if they got any guts".




-click like if you feel sorry for them(herdsmen), and share if you are happy with what BH has done.

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igbo guyz and stu.pidity

likila:
you be judge?
where is the efidence of "false witness"?

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oga..d truth be said...there was no election in rivers state...i was a P.O THERE...though i know Wike would have won d election if it was free nd fair but he didnt allow that to happen..he was too desperate...he was bent on humiliating ameachi...very unwise of him to fight over what was already going to be his...nd nw his facing the repercussions...
the truth be said...no election was carried out in rivers state...i was given 50k to tumb print fr pdp in my p.u with abt 746 voters..which i did...*i no want hia say i got shot because of election*

Lobolintin:
Dude. .ur grand father nah laves go and find out.....
U no get sense, cox me and u dey nairaand abi
Aboki

.... guy if no b nairaland...u no get d guts to strt talk wit me sef

osmond2009:
Finally the angels are here, meanwhile south east still maintains her usual 5%, Thanks to PMB. Ndi Igbo kwugi na azu.

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mumu degra.ded person...so u wont igbos to occupy d ministerial position of other pple..b4 you feel justice abi.....hmm.thank God we no get wuna tym sef

omenka:
This whole stuff was an anti climax honestly. Baba should have surprised us all the way he did with the last appointments.


To the fools saying "only two, three or 10 out of 21 from the SE", tell us, how many should be from the SE?? How many would be from the SE if all 36 states were to be represented?? How many states are in the SE?? Should a South Easterner be picked to represent a state from the SW, SS, NC, NE, or NW?? Now put that into perspective and you would see how dumb you are.

And why complain over ministerial appointment when you say you don't even give a damn about producing the president after news broke of the PDP you roll over dirt for zoning their 2019 ticket to the same North you despise so much??

Una own don too much jor. So irritating.

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i tell you...d who issue is becoming senseless nd immature

ifyalways:
Hahahahaha.

Oya food don done. Wailers and ma5turbators alike including folks that cannot locate Taraba on Nigeria's map

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lol..badt girl...but honestly i dont know y am happy with ds news...i guess am jus tired of anything pdp

Riodiao:
may thunder fire him.buhari will be the last president of nigeria from the north. Buhari is completing YARADUA'S second tenure. the north refused to compromise for the sake of faireness and unity when they denied GEJ a second tenure. its time for an IGBO president, iam not igbo both if we claim to be one then an igbo man must be president in 2019

....nd you think is with fight and insult the north and southwest will hand over power to you abi.....mugu

Lobolintin:
Snoring ... Can sanusi allow me to wed his own daughters

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who d hell are you...disgusting kafir like you.dt has no respect for other pples religion and culture...all you know na yashing...tchew

mayorkyzo:
The fear and respect of tompolo is the beginning of peace in niger-delta

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you people are stupid...if pmb withdraws the contract..*he is been a dictator, if he gives it to someone he knows and trust..he is given it to his brother*....if he decided to go with an ex.militant then it is fear. or cowardice....
i know ure an igbo guy...2015 electn has made me to see the animal in igbo pple...you guys are completely irrational...
even the south south pple wia gej come from don move forward..

retard.ed people

Optionalx:
Guy you reason from ya anus, I really don't like joining issue with ya type. Are you by any means implying that Ojukwu was applauded in the media and social circles them. Even Bianca papa refused to approve the union and Ojukwu was bashed too. So you and your likes should stop reasoning like morons. This is 21st century this type is behaviour by SANUSI is odd and must discussed no matter who is involed. So go and...

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big ode....so your laws are a fuction if civilizatns...hmmm...misguided assholes

wisdomguy4u:
May a 50years old man sex ,impregnate and marry your 18years old daughter...


Say Amen to that

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if he marries then impregnate her no problem....i say a big AMEN..
BUT...U jus talked like a typical christain (a misguided one)
..impregnate then marries.....we dont do dt in islam ...we marry first .we blive in d institution of marriage nd nt premarital sex...get dt to your godforsaken head

ihatebuhari:
Useless op

Useless write-up

Can u write about Islam like this

I don't blame u, I blame the wicked and gullibles mods


U people thinks u can despise Christianity, u people are foools

All this uncircumcised islamists can comment on any christian threads, but any Islamic threads its modify

Foools

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worse hav bn written about islam assh.ole....

Olaone1:
What's my business with his religion? Ori e ti daru

.... ori ye ti yakpa...omo jati jati

Progress2468:
As for me, am very sure the girl is less than 18 yrs. Her age was just moved to 18 for the foolish union to gain acceptance.

Meaning the they have been lashing b4 now. Most people especially non Muslim southerners supporting SLS can't dare this act.

Btw Y do we always get akward news from the north?

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as for you....lol..ds guy funny...who d hell are you and why do you think your opinion matters sef....you can go to hell with wat you think or believe...we love our way of life nd faith...nd pple like you dont matter...*they have been lashing b4 now*.. mumu...do you think he is a christain...we dont lash b4 marriage..dts y we marry early..nd we are proud of that.....christains should know there is alot in marriage than sex....get your corrupted minds nd belief out of our way....we dont care. about your taught....fuc.king assh.oles

ahsekeena:
say what u know brother. One thing that is a fact is that the northerners are so backward! What else can they do with their lives apart from marriage, even a shoemaker will marry 3wives and give birth to kids they can't afford to take care of, then they sell d male kids off to boko haram, the females get married at age 10 and the cycle continues. U bet I'm youba? Ahahahahahahahah

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i hear they are backwards...but their mothers are better than yours who got married to your dad that at the age of 30 aftr she dun taste diff. dicks.. ..we rather marry early than fornicate since body no b wood...while you guys rather fornicate than marry early....our parents rather marry a second wife whch we dont have a problem with than to commit adultery outside marriage while yours rather cheat on their wifes with prostitutes...housegirls or work colleagues in the name of one wife fr one man as if it is even in your bible....

Ignyte:
You know how many 18 year old ashawo$ dey my area... ?? SLS marry 18 year old and christians no go allow person hear word... Mtcheww Nonesense

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they prefer an 18 years old prostitude...or a 21 yrs old girl in 300 level dt has open her legs fr mre than 4 guys to fu.vk....corrupted nd useless people...christains let us be....talk from nw till tomorow it wont change one thing...you will only die of heart ache...nd fr us...you can all go to hell with what you think things to be done...no body really cares

Optionalx:
You no make sense joor. How old is SANUSI and how old was kanu then. Don't compare apple and orenge abeg

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so now its not about the age of the girl...but d age of sls....how old was ojukwu nd how old was bianca....you guys are just stup.id....thankGod your comments or feelings about issues are actually worthless...no body really cares...
..Bleep.ing religous and ethnic bigots

Olaone1:
Some commenters here are simply deluded. APC apologists. Imagine this was Doyin Okupe who tied the knot with an 18-year old girl, their comments would have been different

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mumu wailer...omotola got married to her hubby at the age of 18..nd yet pple like you celebrate her...when kanu nwankwu married his wife at d age of 19...he was celebrated...the simple reason sls is a muslim is y you guys have taken it to be your responsibility to pur him on d spotlight......but we dont care wat fucktards and enemies of islam say...pple like you can all go to hell fr all we care

criminalmindz:
WHO SAY BUHARI NO DEY FEAR?
THE ALLISONS VS BUHARI
"Why Has Buhari and His APC Attack Dogs Quietly Retreated From Attacking Diezani Alison-Madueke?What does Buhari want to be kept a secret concerning his cowardly withdrawal from the media lynching of the former Petroleum Minister and first female OPEC President?As you may be aware, Alison-Madueke's husband is Rear Admiral Allison Amaechina Madueke, a retired Nigerian naval officer. He was military governor of Anambra State from January 1984 to August 1985, and then of Imo State until 1986.The husband of the former Petroleum Minister is a retired General just like Buhari and the whole attacks on his wife by the APC finally came to a head about a month ago.Madueke booked an appointment to see Buhari and Buhari was happy to see him thinking he wants to come and beg, so they can carry news of their meeting as propaganda as this irresponsible government often does.When he got to Aso Rock, Madueke warned Buhari over the attacks on his wife.Sources in Aso Rock say, Buhari was apologizing, that he didn't send anyone to do what they are doing. Madueke said that if they think his wife went to school for nothing they are mistaken. Or that in her 5 years in the petroleum ministry she didn't uncover corruption during Buhari's time, then he is mistaken.That if he hears one more assault on his wife from Buhari and the APC, in any format, he will personally call a world press conference and expose all their dirty oil deals dating back to the very beginning of discovering oil.He threatened that when he exposed how the Northern has raped this country's petroleum resources, they can kiss Nigeria goodbye, because the people of the Niger Delta will know the extent of the injustice done to them by Northerners.People who witnessed this meeting say Buhari was shaking. Begging, that he never attacked Diezani. He never sent anybody to write anything. The man told him off, saying, "But you read those reports that said my wife was running after you in the tarmac, that she greeted you and you did not answer her greeting?! Did you disclaim them?!! Did you tell people it did not happen?!" They said, Buhari was apologising that Madueke should calm down.Madueke finished what he had to say and walked out. Buhari's aides were stunned.Since then, nobody has even tweeted anything about oil, Diezani, etc.

We know the Apc e rats won't love this story. But we are daring Apc to go the media and make just one noise about madueke

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kai...ds guy stupid oh.....nd d pple wia like d statmnt sef are even worse....mr man..hw old are you...retired navy indeed...smh ...you stupi.d sha

criminalmindz:
WHO SAY BUHARI NO DEY FEAR?
THE ALLISONS VS BUHARI
"Why Has Buhari and His APC Attack Dogs Quietly Retreated From Attacking Diezani Alison-Madueke?What does Buhari want to be kept a secret concerning his cowardly withdrawal from the media lynching of the former Petroleum Minister and first female OPEC President?As you may be aware, Alison-Madueke's husband is Rear Admiral Allison Amaechina Madueke, a retired Nigerian naval officer. He was military governor of Anambra State from January 1984 to August 1985, and then of Imo State until 1986.The husband of the former Petroleum Minister is a retired General just like Buhari and the whole attacks on his wife by the APC finally came to a head about a month ago.Madueke booked an appointment to see Buhari and Buhari was happy to see him thinking he wants to come and beg, so they can carry news of their meeting as propaganda as this irresponsible government often does.When he got to Aso Rock, Madueke warned Buhari over the attacks on his wife.Sources in Aso Rock say, Buhari was apologizing, that he didn't send anyone to do what they are doing. Madueke said that if they think his wife went to school for nothing they are mistaken. Or that in her 5 years in the petroleum ministry she didn't uncover corruption during Buhari's time, then he is mistaken.That if he hears one more assault on his wife from Buhari and the APC, in any format, he will personally call a world press conference and expose all their dirty oil deals dating back to the very beginning of discovering oil.He threatened that when he exposed how the Northern has raped this country's petroleum resources, they can kiss Nigeria goodbye, because the people of the Niger Delta will know the extent of the injustice done to them by Northerners.People who witnessed this meeting say Buhari was shaking. Begging, that he never attacked Diezani. He never sent anybody to write anything. The man told him off, saying, "But you read those reports that said my wife was running after you in the tarmac, that she greeted you and you did not answer her greeting?! Did you disclaim them?!! Did you tell people it did not happen?!" They said, Buhari was apologising that Madueke should calm down.Madueke finished what he had to say and walked out. Buhari's aides were stunned.Since then, nobody has even tweeted anything about oil, Diezani, etc.

We know the Apc e rats won't love this story. But we are daring Apc to go the media and make just one noise about madueke

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kai...ds guy stupid oh.....nd d pple wia like d statmnt sef are even worse....mr man..hw old are you...retired navy indeed

Decibel:
another Fulanis slave on the loose

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mumu...slave day rule you either you like it or not...dt same slave almost wiped your forefathers when they decided to be stupid...your heroes surrendered to the slave and these slaves control this country nd their is noting you can do abt it....nd when you try to...these slaves will carry out actions to put you wia u belong....slaves ruling you... shame on you nd your types

Decibel:
My friend you make a lot of noise. You are a definite slave to the Hausa fulanis as well as a political abobaku who spends 24/7 on the Cyberspace defending your Daura lord. Shame!!

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see ds mugu...your parents should hide their face in shame fr havin sumbdy like you....wats dia to defend...as i said earlier b4 if the godforsaken biafroids are tired of nigeria..day shud declare independence as their camerounian runnaway hero did...so that we the great pple of nigeria will seize the oppurtunity and do the needfull...ds tym aroumd it would be swift..f.ools

nigerianvenom:
the entire northern nigeria can never have a man like akpabio,even their almajiri president can never achieve what akpabio achieved in akwa ibom under 8years assuming he even channel nigeria's entire budget to katsina.
akwa ibom and katsina were created same day in 1987,but unfortunately,akwa ibom have left it behind.while katsina is bereft of ideas about growth , akwa ibom is leaping higher than expected.
watch out that state in the next 5 years

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childreen of hatered and anger...what has katsina state has to do with the post above...fuckhead....have you ever been to KT demen*ted ignoramus