₦airaland Forum

peleson:
Good observation thouhj but note as a northerner, it is not in ur power to decide who gets what! They different Nigerian tribe do. So the ijaw does. Not depend on that falacy

..yea...its up to the entire country....dont get me wrong..northerners are not your enemies

dazdilijae:
I laugh in kalabari hehehehehehehe
Please name 3 APC leaders from Rivers state and I ll name 15 PDP leaders. Like I said before every1 is not GEJ who would rather walk away for peace than shed blood. If APC get 200 votes in Degema and Abonnema LGAs I would deactivate my account. Please bookmark this and remind when the time comes.

...who is talking of degema or abonnema when dakuku has abua/odua,riverine areas and the ogonis....the only lga worth mentioning for wike is obia/akpor..other than that he has nothing..
i chop 100k from pdp as a p.o in rivers state in the last election (personal security reasons)and still it was cancelled..the guy is in for it...frankly i see wike wining but its nt going to be business as usual..
# dts all what ameachi wants

kkokoma:
Leave South South to speak on its own, don't try and tie it to South East, it won't work we don't want Biafra . If most we will rather go on our own

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abeg hep me tell am..the biafroids know the cant do it alone

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IGBOSON1:
Notice how no one is contesting states like Kano, Katsina and Kaduna with them!? I suppose elections in those states were spotless and whiter-than-white!?

Fact of the matter is even if PDP wanted to contest results in those states, for a start the northerners wouldn't co-operate by providing the necessary evidence; but more importantly, you'd be hard-pressed to find a sabo' up there in the mould of a Amaechi or Rochas to lead the charge! And PDP is aware of this!

Until we get our act together in the South East and South South (forget South West) and speak with one voice, these people will continue taking us for mugs!

....ds guy is pained...for you to think kaduna or kano voted for pdp..then you must be stupid...though i know wike will still win the election but his ego would be put in it due position..fyi the voting population of the 3 states you mentioned above is more than that of the entire south south ..belive it or not.a reasonable person would not xpect a community in which the youths marry early..and the men mary more than one wife, four sometimes each giving birth atleast 5 well trained children( as compared to yours even if you call dm almajiri)...with that of a community that waits till they get to 40 aftrwhich the mary a 28 or 32 yrs old cargo dts close to menopause and has suffered from several fornication and abortion ,at the end of the day would give birth to 2 or 3 children in the name of civilization or what i call blind westernization ...
no reasonable person would think the northern population with 19 states will be thesame with that of the south...xpecially were apc has the support of the southwest and part of south south...except the frustrated region called southshit who want to have a nigerian president at thesame time be independent of nigeria...confused set of pple..igbos used to be wonderful pple b4 2015 election aftr the election they became the worst pple i have ever seen...gej no be ur father...move on election is over.. #SMH

Lagrage:
I love Ijaws a lot.. But they can be aggresive at times. Dem nor dey gree for argument. To me thats their character flaw but apart from that they are very loving,respectful and homely

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yeah..they are accomodating ..but aggresive..they are by far better than the biafroids in manners and integrity..though they love money but they have limits...the great riverine men..a typical ijaw knows the secret of water ways...as a northerner i dont have a problem giving the niger deltans 50% of their resources while the rest of the country manages the remaining and everybody should go explore his or her region but either it is 50 or 100% they lack leaders that are ready to put the money into good use..i guess its a common nigerian problem

brixton:
Off topic... Apc e-rodents should watch cnn right now to see how parliament drills people.. A former First Lady and sec of state is being asked to give account of her former position in govt.

APC to nominees- take a bow and go!

..mugu..maybe you should talk to your pple who were so afraid of asking ameachi questions because they all have evils in their cupboard..aftrall you may bow and go is better of than the case of obanikoro under mr gentle man clueless

hardbody:
Apply for a refund of your fees if you ever went to school. It is meant to be 'thought'....not 'taught'....in the context used. The earlier refers to a thinking process the later has to do with teaching....

Go school u no gree. Enter class u reject. Na to dey drink shepe and claim omonile dey u more important. oponu.

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poverty no good...i TAUGHT u had a serious thing to say..anyway faceless forum like this nai mke pple like you worth talking to..degenerated swi.ne

kingzizzy:
This is absolute nonsense. The Deji of Akure has no right to dictate to Igbos how to conduct their cultural affairs. What business of his is it? He may have the right to decide who can wear a crown in his palace but he has no right to dethrone anybody. Does he he think he is dealing with his fellow Yorubas here? This is laughable

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lol..what he said will happen at the end of the day and there is nothing your pple wud do about it...all you guys are good at is too shout on social media..
your hero kanu is still in prison..i taught you guys would bring the country down for it...useless clowns

Rayhut:
Nigeria as a country was built on wrong foundation, even the British, US knew that Nigeria will break up one day. UK has 4 countries in it, eg Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Island, then ask yourself why they cannot be one country like Nigeria, USA has all it states operating as a semi independent country, immigration law in Texas is not the same with California, China has Taiwan, Hong Kong, Tibet and Macau as part of China which are all semi independent, without confederation in Nigeria there will be no peace, Nigeria need to go back to Aburi peace accord, Nigeria will never be a progressive country because Nigeria is made up of irreconcilable entities that cannot align, Nigeria suppose to have 4 countries eg Arewa, Biafra, Midland, Oduduwa under confederation just like UK, China, Netherlands etc, without this Nigeria will never know peace.

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oga what are you tryin to di jumping from one thread to another ..the last pple that tried to do what youre encouraging are in their graves...i can see you might soon join them

hinwazaka:
Amaechi is in serious trouble. The senate leadership is ready to battle the executive till the end on the CCT brouhaha. I pity the nation, APC will destroy this country

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because of ameachi the country will be destroyed abi...some pple are stupi.d

CR77:
I belong to northerners, and i belong to nobody... Buhari is a scam

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we done hia u..what else? mugu

Republlican:
I still want Amaechi to succeed but karma is truly a bitcch, the same way he allied and fought against GEJ the same way Wike from the same state has formed a group fighting him too.


What ever you sow so shall you reap. Sow hate it comes back to you and sow love it comes back to you.
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pls lets get our fact right...ameachi didnt fight gej untill madam peace was tryin to be the unofficial governor of riverd state..
ameachi never fought against gej untill gej supported 16 is greater than 19 in the NGF elections.
ameachi never fought gej untill he took oil wells from rivers state to bayelsa.
With the above mentioned..if you were in a such a situation and you still decided to remain in thesame party with gej then you are a spineless worm.a coward

cybertyrant:
His popularity growing
Vanguard done report am
Next is
Punch
Guardian
Sun
Sahara reporters
BBC
aljazeera

Future news -prophet cybertyrant

War

Nigerian troops captured

Negotiations on captured troops

Exchange of kanu with 120 captured soldiers

8 States under rebel occupation

Buhari pleads with USA on occupated states

USA has failed us again -gowon

Buhari meets cameron on nigeria mayhem

Buhari to meet putin on biafra rebels and boko haram terrorists

Boko haram captures borno and adamawa

We will use our former strategy -obasanjo

Rebels loosing ground

Nuclear bomb threat: i will bombard the zoo with our new nuclear bombs-nnamdi kanu

600Days of captured states by boko haram and rebels

Nigeria wont survive-bakare

Israel,jamaica,haiti,South africa, gabon,france,tanzania,ivory coast +more recognizes Biafra

Bakassi peninsula captured by Biafra rebels

We will declare oduduwa if u dont defeat Biafra rebels by next year -yoruba elders

I wont give up-buhari

Biafra air strikes mainland bridge lagos

Lagos captured by Biafra rebels

Referendum issued to Biafra rebels

Yoruba leaders declare oduduwa republic

Oduduwa declaration:u are going nowhere or we will kill all of u-sanusi lamido

Say amen to my seen prophecy
At least 80% will be correct

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biafran rebels capture lagos.wow
i no blame you..na the yoruba pple the gave you the hope of this possibility i blame...biafra should capture kano now or even close by kogi or benue...SMH

Nnemuka:
As the days go by, President Muhammadu Buhari is turning out to be the most deceptive leader in Nigeria’s history. Almost everything he said in the course of the campaign has turned out to be lies, while some others like his most prominent campaign manifesto “my 100 days covenant with Nigerians” has been roundly denied by his spokesmen and party chairman. The document detailed his pledge and the first steps and initiatives to be taken in such cases as corruption, insurgency and insecurity, Niger-Delta, Diversity, Health care, Education, Agriculture, Economy, Power, Youth and ICT development. The document laid out the chief thrusts of his administration and the benchmarks it set out to achieve within a 100 days.

While the document is loaded with hypes, as was characteristic of the APC campaign, in the area of insurgency it specifically promised to rescue the Chibok girls within the 100-day timeline. As would be expected, this document was widely circulated in the print, electronic and social media and formed part of the most fundamental drive of the Buhari/APC campaign. Curiously, Buhari never denied nor disowned the document that he purportedly signed as it went viral, but fast forward to September 2015 just as the 100 day timeline was about to be reached and all of a sudden a flurry of denials is coming from the presidency and the party. Buhari now claims he never saw nor authorised the document, that some out of control APC apparatchiks were behind the document.
How strange? Buhari went to rallies where posters of the same manifestoes were emblazoned on, walls and vehicles, he read newspapers were headlines screamed with his 100 days covenant, he watched television programmes where APC leaders serialised the covenant and in all that period Buhari kept quiet only to now tell us he was never aware of those campaign promises.

How about the assets he hurriedly declared after public opinion began mounting against him. We recall that Buhari had also previously denied promising to publicly declare his assets, a promise that was included in the 100 days covenant. As the upsurge of negative opinion began, he made an asset declaration that was purely as deceitful as it was a propaganda document.
Again not only did the assets contain a lot of semantics intended to hoodwink the gullible it was filled with inconsistencies that starkly contrasts with what Buhari had previously said with regards to his assets.

During the presidential campaign, Buhari had said barely had one million naira was in his account and had to borrow money from his bank to buy the presidential nomination form. Few months later, we learn there is close to N30 million in his account, Buhari had also said he owned only two houses, one in his hometown of Daura and another in Kaduna. His landlord had reportedly kicked him out of an apartment in Abuja because he could not afford to pay the rent. Now we learn that Buhari has five houses including one in Abuja of all places. When these are added to the acres of land in Port Harcourt that was previously not disclosed, the humongous shares in three banks that were also never disclosed and the number of cows that have jumped from 150 before the campaign to 270 and his inability to tell us how many vehicles he actually owns because they are too many, you get the full picture of a deceptive 419 President.

While Buhari has tried to deceptively push his cash stock of 30 million in our face, his total assets when his property in Abuja, acres of land in Port Harcourt, 270 cows and millions of shares in banks are factored in are possibly more than N1billion. This does not include other possibly hidden or diverted assets we might never know of, including those in the name of his wife, relations, in-laws and siblings. Essentially, Buhari is a manipulative smooth operator.

From his certificate scandal all through to the presidency, he has laid his way to power, pulling off the most elaborate fraud in Nigeria’s history. He used the campaign promises and a carefully cultivated image of honesty and probity to deceive Nigerians while bidding for time. As soon as he got the presidency, he started unmasking, not intending to fulfill any of his campaign promises he went on a denial binge.

Buhari not only deceived Nigerians, he also deceived the enablers who made his presidency possible. Bola Tinubu and the party henchmen are already licking their wounds having been ostracised by Buhari who used and dumped them. We have been conned and duped. Brace up for the bumpy ride that is sure to come with it.
– Daily Times



http://dailytimes.com.ng/buhari-president-assets-declaration-fraud/

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the instant i see bad writeup about pmb.i rush down to see the author..funny enough they are always bloody biafroids..
i would take opposition views serious when they come from other sections of this country...for biafroids day can keep wailing to death

new2020:
Big mistake...he made himself available for arrest. Big trap set by Radio Biafra and Nigeria foolishly fell for it just like they fell for his harsh words and made him popular. Now you will make him a popular freedom fighter. BTW he is British Citizen...they can't do much

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lol...he is no more a biafran citizen..confused pple

...come to think of it...i taught they wont biafra...why do they keep pesting other regions...the biafroid parasites should go back to their zone if they are sincere with the biafra dream...useless ingrates

Trut:
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/191631-afenifere-asks-south-west-governors-obas-to-de-recognise-eze-ndigbos-in-yorubaland.html

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yoruba pple...ds my problem with you guys..you talk too much..just kill half of them and they would be back to their senses...all this rubbish can never happen in nothern nigeria..they actually know where they belong..we dont have the time for too much talk.our actions speak better..
untill you guys act,the godforsaken biafroids will continue to disrespect your institutions and beliefs...they are ingrates

ERODEDEAST:
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PAID?? you think everybody is cheap like you..amyway you dont sound like a smart person to engage in a discussion with me...as i said earlier..youre just a fuvkhead

ERODEDEAST:
Bull.ari just a "BLOCKED HEAD"

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whats your point exactly...anyway your fornicating father no train you well...no respect for age and no intelligence to make a point..fuvkhead

StepTwo:
is it that there are some parts of the middlebelt where it does not rain or this picture was taken during the dry season?

why the grasses so dead?

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ure smart...we dont have such ennvironment in kogi

lalasticlala:
http://thenet.ng/2015/10/nobraday-26-braless-photos-of-your-favorite-nigerian-celebs/

Bevarly Neya, Hafa?

Meanwhile, this thread reminds me of this my old thread here: https://www.nairaland.com/1903600/female-celebrities-once-stepped-out

...so any stupidity wia white man do we go follow am but d good one him do na problem fr us....Africans get issues...smH

RichDad1:
Not until sHe start menstration, I won't take him and his ilks serious.
Rubbish.

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monthly mensturation...then we might take him serious

SSpeter:
To some people 5yrs is abnormal...I even heard management courses are also 5yrs in FUT....

..yh..every single course is 5 yrs

SSpeter:
lemme be cautious with my language....dude it's a university of technology all their courses are 5yrs for Btech they even use "school" and not faculty....ensure you know something before you doubt

lol...as a graduate of FUT..i didnt notice you even said 500l...as graduating in 400lvl is abnormal to me

Mogidi:
Majlis or Shura as Saudi Arabia parliament is known, next week expect Afghan parliamentarians, how did we get here?

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ds guy stu.pid sha...sooo d legislature or shura of one country shouldnt meet dt of another...or is it d word shura dts giving you High b.p...foo.l..it means legislature in arabic..bloody ignoramus

kachysblog:
By Babajide Komolafe

The Federal Government has approved $11 million personal travelling allowance at a subsidized exchange rate of N160 per dollar for 13,800 persons participating in this year’s Christian pilgrimage.

This was disclosed by the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, yesterday, in a circular entitled Year 2015 Christian Pilgrima-ge: Purchase of Pilgrims Travelling Allowance.

The circular was signed by Mrs. O. L. Ahuchogu on behalf of the Director, Trade and Exchange Department, CBN.

It said: “The Federal Government has approved the purchase of a maximum of $1000 at concessionary rate of N160 to the dollar by each intending pilgrim as personal travel allowance.

“Consequently each pilgrim travelling to Israel is entitled to maximum of $750, while those going to Israel/Rome or Greece are entitled to a maximum of $1000.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/fg-approves-11m-for-christian-pilgrims/

CC: Lalasticlala

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christain pilgrimage..lol..i wonder were in the bible the xtains wia asked to go on pilgrimage.come to think of it sef. ..it is only in nigeria xtains go on pilgrimage...some people and envy

ddippset:
If the APC senators agree to this one then I will agree with the wailing wailers that they are still learning politics. PDP will use this technique to screen out some apc loyalists like amaechi and Fashola. A rule which they jetissoned for obanoikoro to scale through. APC shouldn't just maga around o! Anyway I bet before next week that rule would be discarded. APC is in power still.

...i tell you...if they should allow dt to happen then they are really stupid

hinwazaka:
Only a foolish and insensitive individual, would have made such a ridiculous and ignoble promise. Useless president.

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anyway am nt suprised....your pple have never had respect for age

MadCow1:
Okay.. Now you want to talk about I.Q,


First of all, before you talk about Intelligence Quotient, maybe you should first properly master the art of communication. Just by looking at your posts, you type like a juvenile with short and barely comprehensible texts and unnecessarily long dotted lines. Then like the delinquent you are, you start disrespecting people just to make your post sound cooler than it actually is.

I said it once and I will say it again. If he is grilled by the Army and all information extracted from him, put an AK-47 to his head and gun him down.

Go fhuck yourself if my opinion displeases you. Its my opinion you dimwitted reetard.

I don't fight fair boy, better walk away and go play with your legos.

You really don't want none of this beef.

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more dots
mr matured guy. i can see your level of maturity in your statements above.anyway there is no use making a case with you on a faceless forum like nairaland.it gets to no where, above all i have better things to do with my time .so you can go kill your self

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

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all ds truoble just for a woman dts goes to toilet nd SHIT...some even smell during mensturation.....dnt get me wrong...i Respect women.....but guys go through soo much.....if i hear say i get person time