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ERODEDEAST:
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PAID?? you think everybody is cheap like you..amyway you dont sound like a smart person to engage in a discussion with me...as i said earlier..youre just a fuvkhead

ERODEDEAST:
Bull.ari just a "BLOCKED HEAD"

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whats your point exactly...anyway your fornicating father no train you well...no respect for age and no intelligence to make a point..fuvkhead

StepTwo:
is it that there are some parts of the middlebelt where it does not rain or this picture was taken during the dry season?

why the grasses so dead?

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ure smart...we dont have such ennvironment in kogi

lalasticlala:
http://thenet.ng/2015/10/nobraday-26-braless-photos-of-your-favorite-nigerian-celebs/

Bevarly Neya, Hafa?

Meanwhile, this thread reminds me of this my old thread here: https://www.nairaland.com/1903600/female-celebrities-once-stepped-out

...so any stupidity wia white man do we go follow am but d good one him do na problem fr us....Africans get issues...smH

RichDad1:
Not until sHe start menstration, I won't take him and his ilks serious.
Rubbish.

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monthly mensturation...then we might take him serious

SSpeter:
To some people 5yrs is abnormal...I even heard management courses are also 5yrs in FUT....

..yh..every single course is 5 yrs

SSpeter:
lemme be cautious with my language....dude it's a university of technology all their courses are 5yrs for Btech they even use "school" and not faculty....ensure you know something before you doubt

lol...as a graduate of FUT..i didnt notice you even said 500l...as graduating in 400lvl is abnormal to me

Mogidi:
Majlis or Shura as Saudi Arabia parliament is known, next week expect Afghan parliamentarians, how did we get here?

[img]http://iaccouncil.org/wp-content/themes/mewnews/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://iaccouncil.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/saudi-arabia.jpg&h=312&w=312&zc=1[/img]

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ds guy stu.pid sha...sooo d legislature or shura of one country shouldnt meet dt of another...or is it d word shura dts giving you High b.p...foo.l..it means legislature in arabic..bloody ignoramus

kachysblog:
By Babajide Komolafe

The Federal Government has approved $11 million personal travelling allowance at a subsidized exchange rate of N160 per dollar for 13,800 persons participating in this year’s Christian pilgrimage.

This was disclosed by the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, yesterday, in a circular entitled Year 2015 Christian Pilgrima-ge: Purchase of Pilgrims Travelling Allowance.

The circular was signed by Mrs. O. L. Ahuchogu on behalf of the Director, Trade and Exchange Department, CBN.

It said: “The Federal Government has approved the purchase of a maximum of $1000 at concessionary rate of N160 to the dollar by each intending pilgrim as personal travel allowance.

“Consequently each pilgrim travelling to Israel is entitled to maximum of $750, while those going to Israel/Rome or Greece are entitled to a maximum of $1000.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/fg-approves-11m-for-christian-pilgrims/

CC: Lalasticlala

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christain pilgrimage..lol..i wonder were in the bible the xtains wia asked to go on pilgrimage.come to think of it sef. ..it is only in nigeria xtains go on pilgrimage...some people and envy

ddippset:
If the APC senators agree to this one then I will agree with the wailing wailers that they are still learning politics. PDP will use this technique to screen out some apc loyalists like amaechi and Fashola. A rule which they jetissoned for obanoikoro to scale through. APC shouldn't just maga around o! Anyway I bet before next week that rule would be discarded. APC is in power still.

...i tell you...if they should allow dt to happen then they are really stupid

hinwazaka:
Only a foolish and insensitive individual, would have made such a ridiculous and ignoble promise. Useless president.

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anyway am nt suprised....your pple have never had respect for age

MadCow1:
Okay.. Now you want to talk about I.Q,


First of all, before you talk about Intelligence Quotient, maybe you should first properly master the art of communication. Just by looking at your posts, you type like a juvenile with short and barely comprehensible texts and unnecessarily long dotted lines. Then like the delinquent you are, you start disrespecting people just to make your post sound cooler than it actually is.

I said it once and I will say it again. If he is grilled by the Army and all information extracted from him, put an AK-47 to his head and gun him down.

Go fhuck yourself if my opinion displeases you. Its my opinion you dimwitted reetard.

I don't fight fair boy, better walk away and go play with your legos.

You really don't want none of this beef.

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more dots
mr matured guy. i can see your level of maturity in your statements above.anyway there is no use making a case with you on a faceless forum like nairaland.it gets to no where, above all i have better things to do with my time .so you can go kill your self

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

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all ds truoble just for a woman dts goes to toilet nd SHIT...some even smell during mensturation.....dnt get me wrong...i Respect women.....but guys go through soo much.....if i hear say i get person time

MadCow1:
What is this one saying?

..you have a low iQ.....since you want me to spoon feed you...wat am saying is dt
a rational person wud have suggested due process should be followed...nd if found guilty of terrorism and murder...appropriate punishment should be carried out swiftly.....all dt wan you day yan above na childish imagination

MadCow1:
What is this one saying?

..you have a low iQ.....since you want me to spoon feed you...wat am saying is dt
a rational person wud have suggested due process should be followed...nd if found guilty of terrorism and murder...appropriate punishment should be carried out swiftly.....all dt wan you day yan above na children imagination

MadCow1:
Dear Nigerian Army,


Please violate his entire fundamental human rights until he squeals like a piggy.


then kill him dead.

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anyway uve said it alll...a madcow.
.a rational nd non bokoharamic person will say...court..if found guilty executed...since he has killed also

kosovo:
Keep quiet and stop making a fool of yourself...

You guys just act like robots without brains.. Can you even read the nonsense you just wrote?

No wonder Nigeria is backward, with irrational followers like you who continue to praise loot and fraudsters..

If you need a soothsayer to tell you Amechi is nothing but a common thief then you really lack every sense of human dignity being alive.

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no peoblem...at least he is rememable by sending the corrupt clueless one back to otueke.....wailers go nd diee

yorke1:
Disappointed in Daura Dullardpo. What the hell is Ameachi name doing there. Oh i see. he defraud Rivers state to get you in power financially. Corruption is Buhari.

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ud the Daura President disappoints wailing anim.als like you...we are ok with that...ameachi wasnt corrupt untill he sent the clueless one home...

HighIQ:
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE TO YOU ALL!!!

You can still be who you want to be!. Checkout the professions you can equally practice without studying it as course in the university.


1)BANKING : This profession is now flooded with workers who had graduated from courses not relating to banking profession. Imaging someone who had studied Yoruba or chemical engineering in the university but later got employed in a bank. This set of people only needed to be trained on some banking activities after they had been employed after which they are good to go.

2)TEACHING- It is very possible in Nigeria for someone who never studied education or any course relating to education emerging as a teacher.Regardless of the course you had studied, the point is- teaching can still be practiced by any graduate even without having an NCE or Degree in Education.

3)PHOTOGRAPHY- Do you know there is a course called photography? Tell me what are they studying in it? Even people who had only primary six certificate can do this job perfectly too.I don't see any reason me studying photography as a course before i can be a guru in it.

4)FARMING- I don't need to learn agriculture as a course in the university before i can own a farm. Anybody can easily be trained in this profession. There are books and handouts out there that can train you on fishery,snail rearing,pig farming etc or even on cultivation of crops. You could also find adequate answers to any question on farming you "Google search" online. Seminars on farming are also common where prospecting farmers are trained in farming. It can also be learned directly too from other farmers. This job can be practiced regardless of whether you are a doctor, lawyer,politician, or a banker. I know of a former president of this country, who owns a mega farm settlement despite the fact he never went to university not to talk of studying agriculture as a course.

5)DRAMA/FILM MAKING: an actor was once asked what he studied in the university and he replied "law". This answer made us to understand that anybody can become an actor,musician or artiste, irrespective of the course he or she had studied. You might have observed that hardly would you see any actor or musician in Nigeria who studied drama or music right back in school.Some of them are graduates of Law, medicine, accounting etc The 'funniest' thing is that those people may even come out better than people who had studied it as a course.

6)CHEMISTRY/INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY- Let me ask you a question. Is Aliko Dangote a graduate of industrial chemistry or chemistry? Of course not.But today he is a proud owner of a multi-billion dollar company in Nigeria that has provided jobs to many Nigerians. Other industries are also coming up in Nigeria today ranging from plastic industry to pure water industry, food,cream,rubber,biscuit,cements,sugar,salt industries and so on. The works performed in those industries can easily be learned from a specialist over a short period of time mostly from someone who had knowledge in chemistry or chemical engineering. You would no longer require the presence of such specialist after you had grabbed and finished up with those training. Meaning, you become a sole proprietor of those works and even train and employ others on it. So regardless of the course you had studied in the university, you too can learn the practical aspect of chemistry too and establish your own industry too. Thank God we have a lot of seminars that are been organized to teach people on how to make soap, nylon, asbestos etc. And from there you can be a millionaire and a proud owner of your own industry without having a certificate in chemistry

7)ICT PROFESSION- Some ICT companies now make huge money training people on computing, web designing, programming etc. The larger percentage of those attending such trainings and seminars are mostly computer illiterates. Certificates may even be handed over to them at the end of the training. This means that a computer- illiterate who had no knowledge in computing before would now turn to an expert making money through ICT and even training others without passing through the corridor of the department of computer science

8_ ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING- If you ask someone to get you an electrician to help you fix the wiring cables in your new house, don't be surprised if you see an o'level certificate holder at your door step ready to do the job.And this set of people would do this job perfectly and to your amazement. You now wonder if someone who had only o'level or even no education could be so perfect in fixing any damage to any appliance how much more a graduate who probably might have read courses like accounting, English etc and courses who had no link to science or electricity. If an illiterate or semi illiterate could be so perfect in it after learning about electricity, it means you can grab and understand such job perfectly too after learning it. Even though you never attended technical college nor learned about electricity or electronic in the university. I know of people who are civil servants and who also ventures in this job as a second-hand or part time profession .

9)MECHANICAL ENGINEERING- This is even worst!! Many people who work as a 'Radionic', car mechanic,generator repairer etc are mostly not graduate of this course. This job can easily be learned directly without holding a pen from the workers of such job who are mostly either illiterate or semi illiterates. Okay, tell me - is that mechanic near your house or that man who often fix your generator for you a graduate?. I'm sure i would have 80% 'No' as answer. This means any person or graduate can do well in this job even without learning it as course in the university .

10)MASS COMMUNICATION- Learning mass communication as a course in a tertiary institution is a tremendous waste of time. A graduate of English language, linguistics,language or even any other course can still become a tv/radio presenter, newscaster, a programme anchor even without having a certificate in mass communication.
written by
http://MUYIWAOGUNNAIKE..com.ng/2015/09/professions-in-nigeria-you-dont-need-to.html

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soooo electrical wiring is now electrical engineering....you must be very igno.rant....wia u kip controls.signals waves....its a waste of tym sef talkin to u

Bambless1:
So You Want Me To Believe This Poo Baba Paid The Money And The Woman Still Dey Look Like "GOD WILL MAKE A WAY"? NA LIE! If you show me a picture of this woman thanking buhari on her kneel i will believe you.

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mumu..it was shown life on channels tv ds mornin around 7.30 preciselly

jabbok:
Kogi Guber: Audu will return the N11bn he stole if elected - APC Chairman

Kogi State APC Chairman, Alhaji Hadi Ametuo, has assured Kogi people that his party’s candidate in the forthcoming governorship poll, Prince Audu Abubakar, would return the over N11 billion he allegedly stole while in office.

Audu is being prosecuted by the anti-graft agency, EFCC, for misappropriating N11 billion of the states’s funds while he was governor between 1999 and 2003.

Responding to the questions from the media regarding Audu’s 11billion naira EFCC case, he said “Nobody is a saint. No governor can claim he has not done any malpractice or stolen anything during his time in the office.

“We heard of Saraki’s case, even Tinubu is being accused of stealing funds but the truth is that Prince Abubakar Audu has pledged to return the money to the Kogi treasury when he gets elected on the November 21st, yes he will return the 11billion naira or even more than that and that will add to the Kogi economy”.

Ametuo, who rated Audu’s first term in the office more than the current government of Capt. Idris Wada, added that Audu deserved the electoral votes of the Kogi people due to his experience and achievements in his first time at the Lugard House.
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DailyPost Nigeria
http://dailypost.ng/2015/10/04/kogi-guber-audu-will-return-the-n11bn-he-stole-if-elected-apc-chairman/

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God....though i am an apc guy...but i hope audu looses ds electn...imagine the guts...infact...if i happn to b in kogi...i aint voting fr either apc or pdp...

sdp all d way fr kogi...nd apc fr d rest

demolinka:
person face no fit smooth like dis...Na lie joor

...hajahaha..**aje kpakoooo

OZAOEKPE:
"I don't feel sorry for those 'tse tse' flies, I stand solidly behind BH on this act, the herdsmen should go kill BH if they got any guts".




-click like if you feel sorry for them(herdsmen), and share if you are happy with what BH has done.

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igbo guyz and stu.pidity

likila:
you be judge?
where is the efidence of "false witness"?

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oga..d truth be said...there was no election in rivers state...i was a P.O THERE...though i know Wike would have won d election if it was free nd fair but he didnt allow that to happen..he was too desperate...he was bent on humiliating ameachi...very unwise of him to fight over what was already going to be his...nd nw his facing the repercussions...
the truth be said...no election was carried out in rivers state...i was given 50k to tumb print fr pdp in my p.u with abt 746 voters..which i did...*i no want hia say i got shot because of election*

Lobolintin:
Dude. .ur grand father nah laves go and find out.....
U no get sense, cox me and u dey nairaand abi
Aboki

.... guy if no b nairaland...u no get d guts to strt talk wit me sef

osmond2009:
Finally the angels are here, meanwhile south east still maintains her usual 5%, Thanks to PMB. Ndi Igbo kwugi na azu.

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mumu degra.ded person...so u wont igbos to occupy d ministerial position of other pple..b4 you feel justice abi.....hmm.thank God we no get wuna tym sef

omenka:
This whole stuff was an anti climax honestly. Baba should have surprised us all the way he did with the last appointments.


To the fools saying "only two, three or 10 out of 21 from the SE", tell us, how many should be from the SE?? How many would be from the SE if all 36 states were to be represented?? How many states are in the SE?? Should a South Easterner be picked to represent a state from the SW, SS, NC, NE, or NW?? Now put that into perspective and you would see how dumb you are.

And why complain over ministerial appointment when you say you don't even give a damn about producing the president after news broke of the PDP you roll over dirt for zoning their 2019 ticket to the same North you despise so much??

Una own don too much jor. So irritating.

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i tell you...d who issue is becoming senseless nd immature

ifyalways:
Hahahahaha.

Oya food don done. Wailers and ma5turbators alike including folks that cannot locate Taraba on Nigeria's map

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lol..badt girl...but honestly i dont know y am happy with ds news...i guess am jus tired of anything pdp

Riodiao:
may thunder fire him.buhari will be the last president of nigeria from the north. Buhari is completing YARADUA'S second tenure. the north refused to compromise for the sake of faireness and unity when they denied GEJ a second tenure. its time for an IGBO president, iam not igbo both if we claim to be one then an igbo man must be president in 2019

....nd you think is with fight and insult the north and southwest will hand over power to you abi.....mugu

Lobolintin:
Snoring ... Can sanusi allow me to wed his own daughters

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who d hell are you...disgusting kafir like you.dt has no respect for other pples religion and culture...all you know na yashing...tchew

mayorkyzo:
The fear and respect of tompolo is the beginning of peace in niger-delta

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you people are stupid...if pmb withdraws the contract..*he is been a dictator, if he gives it to someone he knows and trust..he is given it to his brother*....if he decided to go with an ex.militant then it is fear. or cowardice....
i know ure an igbo guy...2015 electn has made me to see the animal in igbo pple...you guys are completely irrational...
even the south south pple wia gej come from don move forward..

retard.ed people