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I have an S6 but I still prefer my BlackBerry Q5, I experienced the same problem too. Just update ur whatsapp that's all. Go to ur BlackBerry app world click onwhats app ICON and update and you're good to go.

I see Davido as being to desperate, no doubt he is talented but he thinks money would get him far to that pinacle.

bettercreature:
I hope its not because of 1.6 billion naira contract signed by Tekno

Atimes when I consider the great Muslim friends I've had, I try to reserve my comments about the Muslim religion.

But sincerely, Islam os one of the world's biggest problems today. An avergae Muslim is violent naturally, I always avoid argument with them. I'm glad we put them at the back seat in my school where I finished from. We checkmate their activities bumper to bumper and it's on record that no Muslim has ever been a VC in my school.

Davido is just desperate to be on the same level with Wizzy.

That coach must be a gay.

How you can own a street?? Very soon somebody will ask how you can own Nigeria??

Orji Uzor Kalu (MON) and forbes rated billionaire and former Governor of Abia State , was today spotted along an expressway patronising women selling food items and exchanging pleasantries with the women.

He also took out time to interact freely with the women.
His humility seems to be in-born.





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Before is way way better. She looks like an ugly witch in the now. Make is bad mehn!!!

Respect to bankers but I can't be one, I don't even have the passion to be one. I'm okay with my politics, politics money na dey sweet pass .

I heard this is the spoilt brat of that useless Governor of Oyo State that opened her smelly mouth to the already smelly one of her father to insult the over 20,000 students of LAUTECH whose future ambition have been put on hold for Nine Good Months.
If only she was reasonable enough she would weep over the statements made by her father in addressing the students.
My advice to her is stop disgracing her already disgraced father in public and call herself to order.

"Omo jati jati"

Some women atimes can provoke the devil out of you even when you try to keep your cool.
I rem school days when I just left the hospital after an accident which I had with a collision with danfo a particular lady during a student event the lady while trying to make enquiries from me, but I was too busy to respond to her next thing she said " my brain is not working correctly", I didn't respond I just left where she was.
She came to meet me again started raining curses I didn't respond.
Next she slapped me on my face , I left where she was.
Again she slapped me on my back what Yoruba call "abara".
I didn't respond I was about leaving the hall, she pulled my cloth from the back, which I sew purposely for that event and tore it from the back and slapped my back again.
Besides all through the event due to the accident I had I was still bleeding on my forehead and chest.
I was scared of life out of my concealed anger and I had to turn round and give her just one slap.
Next thing I heard was that she landed at schl health centre from there to Teaching Hospital.

men I can't stop laughing

JeffreyJamez:
"Oga leave am,na woman"


This statement is annoying!...But if it's a guy that slapped a girl now,all of them will start beating and insulting the man.

Lemme see that girl that will slap me in public,I will beat you till you start to bleed from your ears .Then let me see that son of man that will tell me "you're not a man" for doing that..You go chop your own beating join.. Nonsense!!

Going by what I read now if truly it was he meant this way then he made sense. I thank God I wasn't among those who criticised him openly, though I never liked the idea, but somehow I knew there was something to he's action because it wasn't normal.

So many women work around freely, some even wear the best clothes etc but they are actually on a leash.
On Young girls most especially toddlers are already given out as wives to men old enough to be their grandfather are on a leash.

A Mothers female child is raped the family prevails and asks the mother not to report else something will happen, both the mother and the child suffer the trauma now that's a leash.

Women battered on almost a daily basis by their spouses that's a leash.

The girl is not allowed to attend school to greater heights that's a leash.

I can go on and on.

Well I guess I now understand Mike, but he should have sort of made it clearer from the onset.

Her cas was similar to mine also. Growing up as a kid whilst my parents converse in Igbo we the children were prevented from speaking it only English Language. Although atimes they sent us errands using Igbo but even in the village we were prevented from speaking Igbo. Not until I got into the University. Due to my zeal, Love and willingness to learn and speak Igbo I mixed up with other Igbo students who came from the South east to schl in the west, soon I started speaking even contested and became the General secretary for the Igbo students, so I was challenged to improve .

Long Live the Igbo Culture.
"Igbo Amaka"

There are many obscene and useless things that go on in that so-called Nollywood which I expected this Gideon to talk about.

The actor in question Chiwetalu Agu has been acting and using such lines even before this so called Gideon was born.

Does Gideon want to be more Catholic than the Pope, he should spoken for himself alone. The larger society of Nigerians or Nollywoood fans are not complaining. We Love it, that's his own way of creativity and he adds comedy flavour to it again.

I Love Chiwetalu Agu's movies because they are real and not like some Nollywood movies which they try to be Behind which they can never be or do better than their Hollywood counter parts.

MMM has crashed , you guys better get used to that fact now.
This game will linger on even till the end of 2017 but 1naira none of you will get.

If 3 is not saved then Nigeria itself will drown.

EmoBoy:
6 or 1, or maybe 4. I'll ensure that 3 drowns. If 3 doesn't want to drown, I'll kill it.

Very beautiful and powerful.
Just imagine this one has found his own talent. I'm off to go find my talent

Nooo!!! Abeg make dem no do like dat.

KyleBrry:
Lool ... The second coming of MMM shall be like a sharp pain in the chest, For tips on how to commit a stress-free suicide text MMM to 419.

You see exactly my thoughts. I just like the way MMM are taking their game they seem to be taking into consideration of how outright closure would affect most Nigerians ( suicide, HBP, )

KyleBrry:
... History has that; Sergei was once the deputy of state duma, in Russia. With the help of decieved investor he was able to acquire that political seat.

Who in Nigeria now with his or right senses (pardon) will want to PH. Even MMM scammers know this that people just wanna GH and vamoose.

I wish MMM scheme can just convert into a political party men, dem go dey win election back to back!!! Cos they understand human psyche most especially Nigerians.

I didn't say they should throw things at him, but engage him intellectually devoid of harsh but polite insults. I also praise the doggedness of the students too.

dangotesmummy:
throw something at him with police around?

Didn't you hear him say in Yoruba call that boy for me (the boy yelling at him)

This Governor is a fool and a useless man. I've heard how Oyo has retrogressed under Ajimobi but now he has just confirmed it.

I salute LAUTECH students for engaging him and refusing to be subdued. How I wish it were Great Ife students he was addressing, just one student would engage and white wash him hands down.

How can someone who calls himself a leader say "Is it today that schools have been closed for Eight Months"??

I wan die with laff

kenonze:
in late 90s,
This fabrics was known as " Akwa Oche".

Meaning Upholstery fabrics

But this girl is beautiful though it's "artificially" fine sha , dope, got swags and very rich too. But I keep wondering Why are men even rich ones always running away from her?? God won't forgive the person that caused this pretty chick mehn!

You are bad!!!

lafflaff123:
Why I dey always pity this woman sef?

The person wey do juju make men dey run from you bad gan ohh. You do make up,you do OAP,you write book and you even fine and still nobody wants to be associated with you.

No be this Blue Cloth them dey put for back of Chair she wear so?

Eayaahh.

~'Many' including the no church goers would storm churches today for prayer vigil.

~'Many' would keep their devices fully charged today even NEPA cannot stop them.

~'Many' would be totally restless today.

Don't ask me why and if you wanna know why, just add the first letters of each of the three sentences above.

LOL!!!
TGIF
Have a Great weekend ahead!!!

Better come back and comment

Miladi:
I am coming!

This can never happen the South East and South South. They Love corruption.

Like seriously, after Nairaland logged me out twice, I decided not to log in just to read as a guest.
But when I saw this "scarecrow" of a supposed Princess. First of all God punish make up. I could swear that I had always suspected that this girl was ugly seeing her make up pictures, but I never knew it would be to this extent. No wonder Alafin could have easily gotten her as a wife.
Mehn!!! This girl is skeleton, ugliness is an understatement.

Sasha weyi camp over night for my place.