₦airaland Forum

onyinye2:
Yal fellas is a trip. Getting all worked up for a slap? I mean do you not know the difference between her slap with her delicate hands, than yours with your ginormous gorilla hands?

Are u considering the impact of the slap on ma face or the ACTION??
I am really bovvered about the INTENT not if i would get hurt or not.

Someone tries to shoot u and he missed. . .
Does that make him innocent??
What about the INTENT to murder?

StephenP:
It has nothing to do with ego, I'm only sending her back to her dad's house so that he can teach her not to hit men except maybe in self-defense.

Send her back to her dad's house?? Thats over-reaction!!!

Give her 2 hot slaps. . . . . .make up, kiss and live happily ever after.
This incident is too small to accomodate a 3rd party.
The only thing that would make me send her back to her dad is INFIDELITY.

mykali:
@hannibal

eat shyt and die u bloody cocksuka

The semen that formed u got posioned so i have got no complains if u turn out this pest-natured.

Cristalz:
My opinion.  .  .

A. Walk away and still come back to meet an unrepentant wife,zero lessons learned.

B. Retaliate.  .  .put her in her place(i love you but you can't go around slapping your hubby.  .  .wherez my respect?)

C.Throw her out of the house.  .  .lose your wife, maybe lose your kids, face in-law wahala, outsiders' questions,bla bla.  .  .too much headache

D.Figure out why she hit you.  .  .what da heck's there to figure out?? Why the five-finger mark on your face is swelling up?

I am impressed!!!
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm, will u MARRY me??

onyinye2:
Seriously. . . . . why you going to hit your wife? Unless you are prepared to hear her reference what you did in every argument. And she is going to ride that Guilt Train for. . . . LIFE.

I hit ma wife because she slapped me FIRST.
If she loves like she claims, she wouldn't be slapping me.
The golden rule is. . . . . . .Give a WOMAN an inch and she would take advantage of the situation.
All those men that become puppies/vegetables started somewhere(ignoring slaps, ignoring knocks on the head, etc).
Today, they are all washing their partner's undies.

mykali:
oh yeah      then eat shiyt and die then.   

Yet anutha spastic comment from an epileptic gibbon.

Uby40:
this is totally unbelieveable. folks,i have seen red cards offences issued to BLACK AFRICANS recinded in the past in the EPL

Don't be naive!!!

There were only 2 ways that RED CARD coulda been rescinded according to the rules.

1) If the referee watch the video again and realise he over reacted(In this case, Hasley was satisfied with his decision).
2) If the FA feel a card shouldn't have been given to John Terry in the first place. . . .as a RED CARD cannot be downgraded to a YELLOW CARD.

So, for the FA to have rescinded Terry's card, it means they are satisfied what John Terry did shouldn't even have been a YELLOW CARD offence.
That is highly laughable.

@ Hannibal

the ref wasnt demoted.the FA only rotates its refs,and its his week to be in the 2nd Div. i have seen Mikle riley, several weeks in the lower division. they have a rotational polisy for refs too

"Hasley has been demoted for his error in Saturday's match and referee a yet to-be-determined League 2 fixture this weekend".

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/manchester_united/article4773611.ece

onyinye2:
All Real Men will go straight for. . . .

OPTION: D!!!

If you choose otherwise

Keep deceiving yourself!!!
Option D of all options. . . . . .
Hit her first, ask questions later.
She slapped me instinctively and i retaliated on IMPULSE.
Fair exchange, innit??

loyika:
Leave Chacal alone, he is happy that Ando has sent his semester School Fees check in the mail, so he can be forgiven for his present state of stupidity!!

Somebody should please give Loyika his steroids.
This poof has been misbehaving since the loss to Fulham.
Mr Loyiks, any prediction as per tonight's match in Kiev??

justkunmi:
Exactly. . We havent seen his maddest form yet and he's already winning games and turning things around. What would happen when he hits that form? No defence would be able to contain him. .
Rite now, I think he is undoubtedly our most consistent player. He grows every game. .
Fergie must start him tonight.

I hope we don't BURN our most consistent player OUT ahead of the game against CHELSEA.

You think Rossi's any threat?

Rossi got crocked. . . . .He won't be playing tonight.

Cristalz:
Being a wife goes much deeper than answering his name and bearing his children dearie    

@Sly

There we go  In the end you agree with Hannibal.  .  . you're just the  second-chance type.

@All the ''i'll just walk away'' guys

Get real,k? Be honest  

Most of em are serial pretenders. . . . . . .
They are playing the part of a gentleman to impress Onyinye and other women.
If a woman loves me, she won't go CRAZY in the head and slap me.
Arrant nonsense!!

onyinye2:
Most of these guys will either:
A. Walk Away
B. [/b]Retaliate
[b]C. Throw her out the house
D. Figure out why she hit him in the first place.

Oka fellas, state what letter you would abide by. . . . .

I am staying with OPTION B(Retaliation)!!!!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=172134.msg2815556#msg2815556 date=1221667513]Is it just me or why is it only in favor of Chelsea that Red cards are rescinded? it happened with Lampard last season and now Terry if it where other clubs they wouldnt even bother to hear their case na straight 3 match ban [/quote]It ain't HARD to tell.
Chelsea and the FA go hand in hand.
The funniest thang was the referee was demoted and he would be officiating Chester Vs Shrewsbury this weekend.
It's highly laughable.

justkunmi:
Tevez has officially branded himself "unbenchable". His recent displays are just too evident. No coach in his rite senses would sit him on the bench.
Manucho mite not even feature if all really goes according to plan. .
Rooney and Tevez are my prefered starters in United's typical 4-4-2. Berba would be brought in later in the game to add to the tally,

All in all, it should be a good night at OT today,

_{, going to put on my nu jersey now}

PROUDLY UNITED

Don't get me WRONG o. . . . . . I am a big fan of Carlos Tevez.
I was the happiest fan here when United signed him cos i know what he is capable of.
We have not even seen the best of him yet. . . .I just hope he can replicate the kinda form he had in 2003-2005.
He was absolutely magnificent.

onyinye2:
That is my KID!! Not my forsaken HUSBAND!!!
Mufasa. . . . how can you compare the two? Anyways, if you give me an inch, i might take up a mile. Without even laying one hand on you.

The household is a food chain.
On top of the pyramid is the HUSBAND. . . .then the WIFE and down the ladder are the kids.
A woman slapping her husband is equivalent to a kid slapping his mother/father in ma own opinion.

When ur kid slaps u, u don't walk away and smile. . . . . . U have a go at him even though u LOVE him.
Same situation here, my slapping u back does not mean i don't love u. . . . I am just putting u in ur PLACE.
If u really love your MAN, u won't slap him.

darefestus:
@dayokamu
you are what i call "an unreasonable fool" how can german clubs win the UCL without investing and about debts don't you know that bussiness is done on risks,you get funds to finance your team and run it the best possible way and at the end when you get results and win trophies you reap the dividends.If running the premier league and losing in the finals of major competitions is what you gain in england then england will  never jeopadize the enjoyment and the finacial boost the game is bringing to thire economy.
And you meant to say foriegn investors don't go to germany because of the uncertainty and the fear of the credibility of the league, So poor you,added to the fact that you argue baselessly you are also mentally dumb.

Don't waste your time on Dayokanu.
He is an unrepentant sod.

The so called debt is a huge FARCE.
It's like saying a man with a mortgage is in serious debt. . . . . .How is that logical?
As long as he can meet up with his repayments every month/year, he would eventually clear up his debt.

Man Utd is the richest club in the world. . . . . Valued at 1.5 billion pounds.
English Champions, European Champions and this priggish Nazi is talking about debt??
The only way United will sink is IF the whole world turn their backs on the Premiership and FANS get bored of going to OT to watch Man Utd.
Is that even feasible?? Never.

onyinye2:
All You Men Are Such FIBBERS!!!!

You would never hit her back, talk less about throwing her out the house.
Yall just probably generate a smile and walk away.
Who can seriously tell me otherwise?
Make I hear word.

Would u walk away and smile if ur kid SLAPS u??

spikedcylinder:
Ah! It would take a woman half as cocky as you to keep up with you. I'm sure she is.

If she LOVES me, she won't SLAP me.
Thats the golden rule.

sistawoman:
Please women don't hate me but i agree with Hannibal here.  He is correct.  I am the type that will challenge u on that one inch rule and the minute i find a weakness i exploit it.

I don't agree that he should return the slap but he can go about showing his disappoval in a different way.

A woman should never rasie her hand to a man unless she is ready to get what she is dishing out.  With people you can never know how they will react so you have to be prepared for it no matter how that comes.

A married woman has just SPOKEN!!!
21 rounds of applause for this DIVA.

@ Onyinye,

Do u believe women take the whole nine yards when u give them an inch??
I don't WALK AWAY from ugly situations, i DEAL WITH IT.

The Sly:
Neyo was not crazy when he said '

'' Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose . . . . . . .When you make your angry face
That makes me want to just take off all your clothes . . . . . . . And sex you all over the place
Could it be the little' way you storm around. . . . . . . . . That makes me want to tear you down
Baby, I ain't sure, but one thing that I do know is . . . . . . .
Every time you scream at me . . . . . . . . . . . I Wanna kiss you . . . . . .  . .
Baby when you put your hands on me . . . . . . . . . I Wanna touch you . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . And when we get to arguing. . . . . . . . Just gotta kiss you''.

You diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig? 

Neyo is a commercial artiste. . . . . .To make money, he must sing for the ladies.
Without women, SoundScan nosedives so he knows what he is doing. . . . .don't be fooled.
Bobby Brown said more than that but he turned Whitney Houston into a sparring partner when they got married.
R.Kelly peed on a minor after all those songs he made for WOMEN.

spikedcylinder:
Jackal er I mean, Hannibal, are you married?

Yes, i am married.

onyinye2:
Oka o!!!
Oga Mufasa, your slave wife will be one great woman.
If there is a human being who can handle these guidelines, make i hear word of her name in lights.
What in tarnation gives you the audacity to be her father? What are you going to make her call you Oga?

She calls ma first name but respect beget respect.
Why would a woman raise her hands n slap me?? What effrontery!!!

dayokanu:
@darefestus,

Must you talk? Do you now know whom Arne Friedrich is?

Tottenham, Everton and Aston Villa yes when Bayern has more European cups than all English clubs save Liverpool.

If a way of challenging England is to sell all the top clubs to Osama bin Laden then The Bundesliga would rather be poor.

If the way is to run clubs on debt like the do in England. Then its ok to be poor.

Fiscal responsibility is what happens in the Bundesliga. No club can register with debt unlike in England where all the clubs run on debts.

FYI The Bundesliga is the most profitable league in the whole of Europe.

If running the Bundesliga means having an epileptic national team like England then We in Germany would rather remain where we are.

If that means having a clubside without a national in their starting 11 e.g Arsenal and Inter Milan then we would rather stay poor.

Meaning Germany have genuine talents coming up the ranks. Gomez, Marin, Kroos and other German youngsters would mature to storm Europe.

I am actually looking forward to the time when the English team would start Downing, Bentley, Walcott, and those young idiots in a competition

This is what Bayern Munich chairman has to say about foreign ownership of football clubs:

"I would rather wish that we approach these things with a little less fear in Germany. Money is now decisive in the transfer market and what happens in the transfer market is decisive for what happens on the pitch."
It seems Bundesliga is jealous of the English Premiership afterall contrary to what Dayodickhead is saying!!!

@ tkb417,

Whether u like it or not. . . . .Strikers would be dropped from the starting XI time after time.
When we had Yorke, Cole, Sheringham and Solskjaer. . . . we dropped some for the others.
In 2007, we had Larsson, Rooney, Saha and Solskjaer and even Alan Smith and many of em started from the bench in Europe.
I see no reason why 2008 would be different.

onyinye2:
OMG!!!! Mufasa, you have so fallen off the deep end.
What, are you her father now?
So when you marry woman, you take on the role as her father, instead of her husband?
You can't be serious!!!

A resounding YES!!!
I would be held accountable for whatever happens to her.
So once i marry, i become her dad, husband, uncle and brother.
I become her next of kin. . . . .she drops her Dad's name for MINE.

rubi:
I don't agree with you at least for someone that is smart and intelligent should know

Those who think they KNOW don't know ZILCH.

rubi:
You don't have to know someone/partner 100% to know whom she is but at least during dating there are basic things that describes one

Women are too smart for this theory of yours.
They would do anything under the sun before the wedding ring. . . .
As soon as she tricks her way into wearing that ring, she changes overnight.

onyinye2:
Oka then. . . . i will re-word the question.
Slapping your wife will make you feel like a REAL MAN abi?

It's called DISCPLINE.
Parents are not monsters when they bawl at their kids to correct them.
Sometimes, u need reasonable force to restore normalcy.

onyinye2:
And I bet you will feel like a REAL MAN after beating your wife abi?

I didn't say i would BEAT her.
Slapping is not beating.
Afterall, she started the fire. . . . . I only added ETHER to the inferno.

onyinye2:
I mean sometimes you know a woman might be going through somethings. She might get caught  under the influence of emotions, and take it out on you. It happens, and besta believe it. All you can do as her LOVING husband is to try and understand why she is in rage instead of blowing up like a hot rocket.

If she gets caught under the influence of emotions, LET HER SLAP HERSELF in front of a mirror.

onyinye2:
OMG!!!!! What a fibber!!! You would never lay a violent hand on a woman and you know. Unless you would like to be deemed as a wifebeater for. . . . LIFE.

I would rather be called a wife beater than a wuss!!!
Give a woman an inch and she would take the whole nine yards.
If she slaps u and u don't throw the book at her, she would do something worse after 24 hours.

rubi:
That is too harsh Bro and that is why you must know your partners temperament before marrying them

Partner's temperament. . . . . . .U will never know with women.
Even women cannot understand other women which is why many prefer male friends than female friends.
Women are too complex to read so leave that side alone. . . .
All the men that married and later divorced thunk n believed they knew their partners' temperament.
WOMEN are the biggest pretenders in the universe.

dayokanu:
Thats stale news. Everyone knows that the EPL top 4 are having a roll in Europe right now. The same team comes every year so that is to be expected.
When every one knows that the EPL representatives would always be the same by that they have built some pedigree in Europe.

Yet anutha moronic post!!!

What has knowing the EPL representatives in Europe gotta do with the strength of the Premiership?
The single most important factor here is that the TOP 4 CLUBS in England are the best in Europe as we speak.
If they can dominate other European teams as evident in the UCL last season, then the Premiership would be a cake walk.

All the English teams that took part in last season's Champions League were eliminated by anutha English side.
Arsenal got knocked out by Liverpool. Liverpool got thrashed by Chelsea and Man Utd humbled Chelsea in Moscow.
What other proof do u need?

tkb417:
@Hannibal
yeahwe are at home but ill prefer Manucho to have his debut with some minutes to the end of the game. no one knows what will happen against Villareal. we need to get the 10points before we take our foot off the pedal

I think manucho will play but how SAF will use him is what i don't know. im thinking, he'll be thrown in when the game is sealed

so is Brown out too?

We need 12 points before we can rest on our laurels.
Playing/resting Manucho cannot affect the strength of Man Utd.
Let it be known Ronaldo might start as he has been training with the senior squad for 10 days now.
Ferguson said Ronaldo comes in very early and stops at 5 pm. . . . .Any combo will present in the forward line is good enough to beat Villareal.
Their best defender is Pascal Cygan.

onyinye2:
I know you are getting a kick out of this Mufasa. But you know good and well you would never slap a woman.
It would be to easy and short fulfilling. Knowing the kind of person you are, you would want something alot more lasting.
You will make her feel like remorseful and broken twit, without even touching her.

I am not the long term vengeance planning type of guy.
Over-reaction is ma only reaction which only sets up a chain reaction.

onyinye2:
When a woman slaps a MAN, she deserves not to be slapped back.
What a woman can do to man, aint nothing compared to what a man can do to a woman.

I disagree with you.

When a woman decides to raise up her arm and strike a man across the face, she should be ready for the consequences.
The golden rule of any relationship. . . . NEVER DARE A MAN!!!
Oprah Winfrey would tell u that anytime anyday.

rubi:
Re read my post I do not support a woman slapping a man but a amn must know ways of women and how to live with the if a relationship must work and the sam too with women

I know ways of women but any form of SLAPPING won't be TOLERATED.
Slap me? Ma parents never did and a sissy thinks she would get away with that?
She would get slapped at least THRICE.

tkb417:
Hannibal
Is Tevez our best striker to date? YES
so we should bench Tevez in a UCL match who isnt bruised/injured because of Manucho
SAF even if on drugs wouldnt try that

We are playing at OT. . . . .not away to Villareal thus we have a slight advantage.
Tevez is our best striker even during the pre-season games. . . . .He has been fantastic.
He should get a breather, let others play games too so they can get up to speed like Apache.

Rest Tevez today, unleash him on sunday at Wankford Bridge.
Give Manucho Goncalves the chance to show us what he can do.
We should take Villareal apart with the bulky squad we have got and i heard Giuseppe Rossi won't be PLAYING.

lordimpaq:
@jackal

u know wats funny, he said if he had coached on saturday, manutd would have won,

that is wats funny

so wats your problem man,

It's not funny cos he is over-reacting.
United lost against Liverpool cos many players let Ferguson down ON THE DAY.
It's nuthing to do with the formation. . . . . .Man Utd did not compete. We lost all the 50-50 situations in the game.
Ordinarily, the team we sent out was good enough to win but they lost the initiative.

rubi:
That means you are not ready/learn yet to live with a woman in the same roof but that does not mean I support a woman slapping a man

So receiving slaps from a woman is the pre-requisite of living with a woman??
Don't me laugh, it's too early.

onyinye2:
Liar Liar, pants on Fire. Knowing the kind of person you are, you are the type to generate a big-o, Kool- Aid smile and walk away in laughter. Don't even try to deny it.

Pumbaa, u seem to know a lot about me.

When a woman slaps a woman, she deserves to be slapped back.
It's not vengeance. . . . It's a deterrent

lordimpaq:
haha ha ha ha

that is funny

Whatz so funny about his comments?
The season has just started. . . . .It takes time for Man Utd to get going.
Team chemistry is still not up to speed hence the inisipid performance.
Tevez looks good now cos he had a complete pre-season(something he has not enjoyed since he moved to England).

@ tkb417,

Leave that theory of someone hasn't played in the UCL before. . . .
Amr Zaki is the highest goal scorer in the Premiership till date(he was shipped down from Zamalek).
Manucho is ready so letz give him the chance now that other strikers are bruised/injured.

onyinye2:
Stop lying like a rug, Mufasa. You would never hit a woman and you know it.

I would never slap a woman cos a woman is yet to slap me.
The day anyone tries it, she gets double dose.

topup:
[color=#cc0066]Explain . . . (before I attack!)[/color]

Players are easy to spot BUT women ignore the alarm bells and still forge ahead to date them.
When u stick ur hand in fire and get BURNT, don't complain.

geolabious:
Nairalanders i just want to know what you will do if u annoyed your wife and her hand just do Oscillatory motion come Sound or Knack you slap.

Please tell me what your first reaction will be,

I never beat lady before o, I no plan to beat any o but I pray make woman no

slap me sha, because,  I no know o, my brother I no know how e go be o:lol:

Ok seriously what will you do if your wife slapped you out of sheer rage? or what

should be the right thing to do if your wife slapped you?

Very easy conundrum. . . . What goes around comes around!!
I wld slap her back with a reasonable force.