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[quote author=A-40 link=topic=170868.msg2794818#msg2794818 date=1221260184]Shut your rotten trap!!Playa hater Theo is destined to shine and probably be an Arsenal legend[/quote]Arsenal legend??
Like Richard Wright, Francis Jeffers, Jermaine Pennant, Pascal Cygan, Luis Boa Morte, Stefan Malz, Christopher Wreh, Igors Stepanovs, Philippe Senderos and Abou Diaby??

idupaul:
it u  that is holding dicussions with a bunch of losers i blame.
u are just an ewu, loser. infact i  hiss on u .

Don't blame me. . . . .
It seems u are attracted to Onyinye. . .
I can give u her number.

onyinye2:
Oh whatever Mufasa. Don't act like you don't do the vice versa.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170404.msg2794791#msg2794791 date=1221259756]I tend to like Nigerian men raised in Nigeria which explains why I am single right now
I am so switching very soon. Ummmmmm. . . . . . . If Nigerian men were half as good as they claim to be on Nairaland. I would not say anything at all
I am not bashing them . . . . .YET
Don't get mad at us for exposing the truth.[/quote]Maybe i should hook u girls up to some cool Naija geezers.
What do u say??

Queenisha:
why are there akata and white gals at the beginning of this thread?
are there no Nigerian girls the poster could use as examples?
I'm sick of this.
Oya look at the typical Nigerian women

Queenisha, COME ON. . . . . .
We said single women not HOUSEWIVES.
Doyin13 might be buzzing ur pager though. . . . . He likes em old and mature.

onyinye2:
Quite different. Anyways. . . . yeah i tend to like Nigerian men raised abroad, then in Nigeria. At least there is hope for em'. LMAO!!! That is exactly what a friend of mine said. She says she must ask who is domestic partner is.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=170404.msg2794760#msg2794760 date=1221259085]Well, in case you haven't noticed, you are quite different from the normal Nigerian man. As for the reference to the poem. . . . EXACTLY!
Oversexed hounds have hope. At least they are higher in the classification than dogs.
Anytime I meet a cute, considerate Nigerian dude. . . . the first thing i want to know is where did he grow up and who's his domestic partner?[/quote]Pumbaa & J-gal. . . . . .

Don't u chics get tired bashing Naija men?
What have we really done??
Is it bad stating what we want on a forum??

syren:
Been there indeed
I'm sure it was you I saw ogling at the scantily clad women on oxford street the other day and how are those bumps and bruises?

Ogling at the scantily clad women on Oxford??
Not likely, babes.

Those kinda women have nothing to offer!!!
I know when to stare if i have to.

Walcott is another Jose Antonio Reyes, Francis Jeffers, Owusu Abeyie.
He can never achieve his potential at Arsenal.

HNIC:
Oh mine,
I can see d scummies don't even want us to discuss the game with Blackeye rovers
Let's see what Incey would put out.
I think it would be a difficult match, but we should be  able to triumph.

Buncha losers. . . . .

I don't like it when Arsenal's season starts SLOW like this season is shaping to be.
The initial euphoria Gaynners get for winning few matches is what makes Nairaland bonz.
Last season was a ball. . . .

I remember HNIC bawling like a baby. . We keep marching on, Gaynners are the best team in Europe and reh reh reh.
Whatz it going to be this season, Gaynners??
Are u winning the title??

The Sly:
Fantastically and perfectly conveyed!!!!!!

The frame of that woman is PEACH.

onyinye2:
Tell that to un tonto, Mufasa.

Un tonto??  

onyinye2:
You is stupid. You is stupid as hell.

Pumbaa, relax now.
There's no point cussing.

Okay. . . .for argument's sake, i like skinny women.
Happy now??

The Sly:
I will never settle for nothing less. . . . . .Wid women like this. . .
All my problems are automatically solved. . . . . .Yay!!!


. . . . . . . .An epitome of sexiness.
If you're bigger than this. . . . .You are abnormal.
If you are not up to this. . . . . .You are abnormally handicapped

You patch on me wavelength, bro!!!
This is what i call a DIVA.
If a man jams this babe's frequency. . . . . . . .He would feel bonz. . . . . .FOREVER!!!

syren:
I've seen guys walk into lamp posts over these women, they seem to lose all sense of orientation for the sake of staring.

I can't say I agree,
But if it's true YAY for us conservative women

Those are sissies. . . . . .
Not people like me that have been there done that.
Walk into a lamp posts cos of a typical LovePeddler??
Cheese n Rice!!!

tope2000:
is that a command?

Nah. . . . .
It's just an innocent request.
Some of us never got to see the milkshake that brings boys to your yard.


Hahahahahaha. . . . . . . I saw it.
No wonder you are locked on Pataki's radar.
Thanx tho.

tope2000:
hehehe


_{thinkin about it}

Don't think, London gurl.
Show Hannibal what u got for 5 mins.

tope2000:
DEAD
ROFLMAO

U are mean!!!

You dey craze
mine boobs are not big they just fill bra properly with cleavage

Cheese n Rice. . . . . Thatz what i call a perfect pair of CHESTICLES.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm, Can we see your picture for 5 mins??
Your fans deserve special treatment.

syren:
what excitement? You telling me a 100 modelesque ladies running around in bikinies isn't excitement for a guy?
I would laugh if she wasn't even a virgin after all.

The snag is most men don't dig women that are readily available and always willing to show flesh.
There's more excitement with women that are conservative because they leave SO MUCH to be imagined.
So 100 modelesque ladies running in thongs don't really appeal to REAL MEN.

onyinye2:
Whateva, if you like a woman who heeves in her sleep, go right on ahead.

Good point!!!
Fat women are locomotive trains in the bedroom.
They wheeze, snore, and may push you out of the bed.

syren:
Why not rent out the play boy mansion for a week. Now thats what I call buying in bulk.

Play-Boy mansion??
The excitement is lost as the play-boy gurls ain't VIRGINS.

tope2000:
hehehehe
since when??

Ask ELDEE!!!!

ibkaye:
warrubout size 0's?

Size 0s qualify but with well shaped boobs and incredible balance.

Pataki:
Strolling out soon though. Today is Friday night. Lets make the best of the weekend.
Want some?

Want some??
Nah. . . . . .Me madam is watching me ass with her eagle eyes.

Pataki:
Do not mind Hannibal. A player will always remain a PLAYER.

Hmmmmm. . . . . . .
Player Pataki strolls into the thread after mauling 5 babes this evening.

Moderation is all that matters to me. Too much of bakassi is hazardous to my health. Too much of attack causes confusion. From history, heavily loaded women, are more inclined to an easy sexual satisfaction within seconds.

Touche. . . . .

tope2000:
for the poll, it isnt fake ooo
Nairaland has already certified you guys as playa oo
una go even receive your certificate very soon via post

The poll is fake. . . . . . .
These peops are just out to assassinate me character.
FYI, i am a certified virgin.

tope2000:
see pataki defending his honour
Hannibal what have got to say about this??

Pataki is obviously lying to us.
I mean. . . . . He stays in Amsterdam.
There's no day Pataki does not see dental-floss thongs and boobies(even when going to Church on sundays).

syren:
Ooo oh even with an economic recession imminent, Hannibal's business is still booming.  jk

Ma business??
Are u sure of this??

I know but it's not something you can keep and say "here, I paid I.5 mill for this" Anyway I hope he gets a receipt or people will think he's a fool.

These are rich men and $1 million is nuthing to them.
They waste more in Las Vegas betting on things they can never win.

tope2000:

is something suppose to jump out

Jump out??
A toad? A rat? A louse or the one-eyed snake??

tope2000:
all the above too are also voted but you came first
followed by SLY, eldee n pataki

It was a fake poll.
I didn't even hear about it so disregard ASAP.
Hannibal is an easy going dude. . . . . . .No strings of women in ma lair.

i agree with words in bold
too much of everything is rubbish

U see!!

This is what some women don't wanna understand.
They believe tits and ass must be excessive to make guys go wow!! NOT for me!!!
If i ever become the President of Nig, i would arrest all excessive carriers of FLESH.

syren:
Where there's a gap in the market why not fill it.  
Women connot easily go out and pay for sex. Either they get it free or stay frustrated. That's why there's hardly a niche for male prostitutes.

Says who??
They would only spend more to hire the services of male escorts.
Women pay for sex these days without worrying about it.

syren:
But again how does this work, all they're getting is one night of sex with a girl who's never done it before. What makes her so special that someone can pay that much. It's like paying 1 mill for a mcdonald's burger thats never been eaten, once you eat it it's gone and so is you 1 mill.

It's the internet world, babes.
People bought Britney Spear's chewing gum(DNA-tested), Michael Jackson's used undies and so on and forth.
It's a crazy world out there.

tope2000:
i was waiting for you to say that actually
lol, no wonder they voted you Nairaland's most notorious playa

Nairaland's most notorious playa??   Hell Nah!!!
Pataki, Eldee, SLY and many others are in the Premier league.

StephenP:
I don't mind slender as long as you've got the some hips and the sufficient amount of ass and titties on you, I'm good.

Brilliant post!!!

A woman can be slender and have adequate boobs and ass to match her frame.
That is all i need to see not a mountain ass and DD sized boobs that might suffocate me in bed.
Slender woman till i dizza. . . . . . .

sistawoman:
yes yes yes

There are clubs in most major cities where women of wealth and status can go and also buy men to have sex with them.

What do you think male excorts are?

What about men that live off of women. Most of the cook, clean and have sex for room and board.

I know what male escorts are, Sistawoman.
Letz just say the men learn from the ladies.
Besides, u cannot really compare the number of women to men in this biz.
There were prostitutes in the days of Jesus Christ. . . . That should tell u how long women have been plying this trade.

syren:
Prostitution isn't for one gender, never has been.
When men pay men to take it up the ass, it's prostitution or want to call them "players" aswell

Men pay men to take it up the ass??
I am hearing that for the first time.

Cristalz:
@H
Wowo chics in category D? You saying Queen Latifah ain't beautiful?  

Queen Latifah with her masculine shoulders??
Errrrrrrrrrrrrr, i would pass if she's given to me FREE OF CHARGE.

tope2000:

who does not want better things

I agree. . . . .
However, better things come at a price.
The single most important factor is. . . .You won't be the only one in his life.
Can u handle that shiznit??

sistawoman:
At some point in their lives yes.
But that in turn makes most men johns and some men prostitutes too right?
If we are following the strict defintion of the word.

How can men be prostitutes?
The word is exclusive to women only!!!!
I see nuthing wrong in women going to Ebay to put their hymens in the market.
Many of em lost it to their uncles, fathers and private teachers. . . . . Why not make money for it rather than lose it to mere infatuations?

Cristalz:
@H
I don't think she meant you needing  booty support to move from point A to B  

U reckon??

Babes, it's the same thang.
Many of the babes looking for Morris Chestnut n Tyson Beckfords are wowo chics in category D as well.
Lets just call it FANTASY.

StephenP:
Don't make me get all x rated on this thread, just know it does. Plus, when I'm holding on to her waist and my hand is hurting, I have a butt to rest it on, know what I mean?

I dunno what u mean, amigo.
Ya hand hurts on her waist but won't hurt on a hot, pulsating booty??
I need graphic description to understand you.

tope2000:
lmao
I agree with Excessive ass is rubbish, i didnt say the girl has to be ikebe super
just have onion bootay or aleast some thing to hold hold on to

Onion bootay??
Something to hold on to?? Am i disabled??
I can walk by maself, i don't need a woman's rump to support me.
The last time i checked, Agbani Darego had no onion bootay when she won Miss World.
All that would come after making kids, marry a babe with booty before she starts raising kids and u will have IKEBE SUPER after she's done with kids.

Cristalz:
@H
Prediction for tomorrow? 1-0 to United.  .  .worst case scenario, 1-1 draw.  

1-1 at Anfield??
A draw at Anfield puts our title aspirations in serious jeopardy unless Chelsea suffer the same fate there as well.
Anfield has been the pointer of the Premiership since the millennium. . . .Win at Anfield and u are 90% sure of winning the league.

I understand football is a bitch but then. . . . . .Liverpool are too soft for Man Utd.
This is a pitch we have won TWICE with 10 men in the last 3 years.
Ferguson is ready for WAR. The squad going to Merseyside is too deadly.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2793909#msg2793909 date=1221251252]Yeah they could definitely use that because Liverpool have not been playing well and winning but they could bring their A-game tomorrow and then who knows? Respect your opponent is what i am preaching to your over-confident comrades[/quote]I didn't see you show any respect to Blackburn FC.
Practise what u preach, A-40.

tope2000:
i think so
not too big, well shaped n firm

You are not serious. . . . . .
See ur face like Smeagol's.
Excessive ass is rubbish. . . Changing tyres every other day is not pleasant.

ima1:
there is a difference hannibal, because the aim is different, a guy might spend money, buying gift for a girl he is into just to impress her and his aim is to have a relationship with the girl, while f*cking for money is prostitution, like in this case.

There's no difference as long as the end product is SEX.
A gurl in a relationship will eventually sleep with her man(time factor is no object).
Fucking for money and fucking to keep a man who spends time and gifts on u is the same thang.

tope2000:
What do you want to do with a girl without yansh

What role does a big ass play in intercourse?
Am i gay?
Big yansh me foot!!!