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dayokanu:
Man utd does not lose with Rooney on the field was a favourite jackal quote

The statement was in relation to Ronaldo Vs Rooney schitzo.
United lost to Arsenal at the Emirates in Jan 2007 with Rooney on the pitch.
United lost to Pompey in the FA cup at OT with Rooney on the pitch.
All these statements were even based on events of last season in the league so how does that affect your intelligence quotient.

Man Utd cannot play with Brown, Hargreaves, Carrick, Vidic and Scholes. . . .That was the most moronic statement i have ever read.
That statement was by you.
Mr European footie who knows ZILCH.

dayokanu:
This actually confirms it.

Michael Owen was Ballon D'Or in 2001 and Figo was player of the year in 2001.

Okay Modify it again

Did i mention Ballon D'or in ma comment?
Can u not differentiate or read properly?
If u marry a plonker like u, u would produce nincompoops.

People can now judge Who is the fool. Zidane European player of the year in 2001? Why not Pele or Enzo Francescoli?

For your educations sake,

Zidane only won European player of the year in 1998 or maybe you gave him others. Bloddy asswipe!!!!

Now i know u were born FEET FIRST.
U have never heard of Onze d'Or?
Why do u have ur head so far up your ass?

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2801994#msg2801994 date=1221430719]@Hannibal
We have won the league title 3 times we are second only to yall so we have far more right to gloat than any of those clubs you have mentioned.If you brag and lose be prepared to face the taunts thats the name of the game  [/quote]When was the last time u won the league?? Thatz the crux of the matter!!!
Someone once mentioned Arsenal haven't won any title since the start of Nairaland Sports.
How true is this??

HNIC:
ok Hannibal
We all know its only week4,but we can't help but poke fun at you guys.
Mancs all over the world were so sure you were going to beat Pool
but for once Benitez was ready on match day.
No one is saying manure cannot win the league or that Arsenal will win it.
But ,we are enjoying this moment,even SAF came out to lament the atrocious defending.
Like u said, a [i]bad day at the office,[/i]but it was funny and worth poking fun at

Benitez wasn't ready. . . . . .We helped em win.
2 avoidable errors(Van Der Sar's flapping and Giggsy trying to guide the ball on the by-line like a defender).
9 out of 10 times, those stuffs won't happen but u need a bit of luck to win games like this.
Fair play to Man Utd going to Anfield and starting 3 strikers. . . . .We are always expected to win every game we play.
Thatz why we are the champions and y'all don't lose.

@ Dayokanu,

You are just an IDIOT.
How many times have United lost with Rooney(I can't even count). . . . .You are simply a goat!!!
The statement u are having pre-ejaculations on is so very far from the present situation.

HNIC:
You do care if we gloat or else you will just ignore us .
My joke about manure players fasting didn't go well with a manure mate who almost assaulted me
The most useless team in the league
Ha ha ha,
like Tosin says,I laugh in Pidgin French

I don't care about GLOATS. I am more worried about the people GLOATING.
Should Arsenal fans be the people gloating United fans?? Seriously!!!
Lets even assume we don't win nuthing this season(for argument's sake). . . . Is there any damage??
Now lets assume the Gaynners extend their TROPHYLESS run to season 4. . . .
Heads would def'ly roll.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2801847#msg2801847 date=1221428148]@Scummies
You guys are not good sports you lost and you don't expect us to laugh at yall? after all the braggado by Hannibal and his cohorts you must be joking [/quote]U think we care if y'all Gaynners GLOAT?? We don't give a flying Bleep!!!!
The only snag there is Gaynners(who are yet to win the league title in the last 3 years) shouldn't be the one gloating.
I welcome Chavs, Scousers and even Pompey fans but ARSEnal?? Come on. . . . . .U are the most useless team in this league.
Empty promises n broken dreams season after season. . . . . It's pathetic.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=169691.msg2801828#msg2801828 date=1221427790]Na waah ooh all this for one person?[/quote]Dayokanu is a Arrow!!!
Please read what he thunk was a goof from me about Zidane being the best European player BEFORE 2002 World Cup. . .
The poof felt i said. . . . . Zidane won the award in 2002(now tell me Dayokanu is not an onanist)


Messi is selfish - Maradona
by Laurent Picard, 11 September 2008

Argentina icon Diego Maradona has accused Lionel Messi of being a selfish player.

The magic winger has been attacked for the first time and 'El Pibe de Oro' himself is the author of the criticism.

Maradona claims Messi should be a team player instead of a selfish one in order to help Argentina shine in the future.

“Sometimes Messi plays for Messi,” Maradona told Fox Sport.

“He forgets his team-mates. It’s the Messi Football Club.

“He’d score more if he linked more with [Sergio] Aguero and [Juan Roman] Riquelme.

“I wish [Messi] was better than me because it’d be good for Argentinian people.

HNIC:
Muki,
No way.
Its Scholesy,the volleyball star

Eboue the Olympic diver.
He dived and injured his ankle(i have never seen that in me life)

dayokanu:
ANOTHER MONUMENTAL GOOF FROM JACKAL!!!     

Which Zidane? The one on playstation orwhich one? 2002? Zidane player of the year? ARe you on drugs? Confirmd you don't know jack about Euro footie so don't embarrass further.

You obviously did not watch the World cup 2002. Zidane missed 2 matches with injury. But C.Ronaldo played at the Euro's well most games and fumbled didnt make the top 23

Now i can confirm the money spent on your education is a sheer waste.
I said Zidane was the current European player of the year just before the 2002 World Cup.
It means he won Europe's best player award in Dec 2001 which lasted till Dec 2002. . . . .How does this statement imply he won it in 2002??
How did u pass English language in your O'levels??
Dayokanu is an epileptic pederast and u call yourself a Uni graduate?? I am sorry for your bleak future.
I don't really blame you. . . . .excessive semen has blocked your brain cells making your cognitive and comprehension skills to be in jeopardy.

debosky:
Leave AW alone, he is doing well - you can only beat who is placed in front of you - apart from Fulham, he has done so in each game so far without conceding. He is as solid as ever in his position at Arsenal.

Leave AW alone?? I am not cuffing ur gaffer, hombre!!!

Wenger has a tradition of starting well and ending horribly.
I expected Arsenal to win their first 10 games and open a huge gap. It has always been like that apart from 06/07 season.
Man Utd are better clawing back lost points than staying on top.
We have a game in hand and just 5 points within league leaders. . . . 35 games to go with Ronaldo ready to BLOW this season.
I won't bet against United claiming the title again if i were u.

debosky:
@ Hanni
from holy trinity to holy quad?   The ridiculous antics of the scumtwats just gets worse.  

Roon-Tev-Ron-Berba(Is that TRI or Quad??).
Somebody help me, Debosky is losing it in leaps n bounds.

MU lost y'day - just accept it. Comparing to last season is pointless at this stage - Rooney was injured, there was no Berbazza in the side, Queiroz was there too. Lets see how things pan out.

You said the same thing last season that we shouldn't compare 07/08 to 06/07.
By April 2008, United extinguished all Arsenal's hopes of winning the league title and i was clearly vindicated.
If United could pick a miserable 2 points out of 9 available last season and STILL WIN THE LEAGUE. . . .There's nuthing to say they won't WIN now.

Our EYES are fixed on what happens on week 38 of the Premiership. . . . .not a 4-0 victory over Blackburn or 3-0 against Newcastle.
Whats the point of winning all your games now and dropping points when it matters most in the final lap of the season?
Like i have said, Arsene Wenger is a self-servicer. . . .Someone needs to write his sack letter.

Cristalz:
For all you know the girl may be wearing jeans shorts under the skirt. . .those ones with really tough zippers

Touche. . . .

What has wearing skirts gotta do with sex.
She might visit ur abode stark naked and decline ur sexual advances.
When she starts wearing skirts. . . . . . .She just wanna feel like a woman.
Zip up your fly before u spill pre-ejaculates over something so VAGUE.

Cristalz:
@H
Let them be here laughing like French hyenas    United have already won this back-to-back,plus the UCL. We don't exactly have anything to prove to anybody. Its them that haven't won shyte 3 seasons running that need to do something to keep their street credibility alive.

Exactly ma point!!!

A team that won back to back PREM TITLES and the UCL have nuthing to prove to anyone.
2 seasons of league success isn't a FLUKE by any means. . . . . . We are the best team in the continent.
Winning the season this time around should get Wenger n Benitez sacked. . . . .
We start slow but when we get really at it. . . . . It will be 4 goals per game fashioned out by the HOLY QUAD.

Debosky has always been a French Hyena.
United were beaten by Liverpool(big team). . . . . .Arsenal were beaten by Fulham FC.
Blimey, a well tutored Enyimba or Jasper United would beat Fulham FC so whatz his excitement about??
Debo is just a premature ejaculator!!!

But you know darn well that we will come here to gloat. The funniest comment was from Fergie - calling Riozza, Vidiczza, Wezza (different from Wazza ) and Evrazza defended like a Conference side (PS - only slightly better than a pub side)

How did Arsenal defend at OT when Nani n Darren Fletcher raped y'all?
At least Fergie put his hands up and admitted defeat caused by horrific defending!!!
Arsene Wenger blamed Arsenal's 4-0 loss to Nani's showboating.
Wenger, what a self-servicer!!!!

Cristalz:
@debo

Our flag will always keep flying,whether i do anything or not.  .  .Mr deboskizza.  .  .or debozza.  .  .abi na debuzzer  Mehn.  .  .this 'zza' thing really fits you o,just like mukinazza.

No wahala sha,we lost,una fit gloat. But expect no mercy when your time comes o,as i'm sure it definitely will. AW never disappoints in such 

Anutha TOMFOOLERY thread is being prepared as we speak. . . . .
I am compiling the top drawer comments from these spastic beings infesting our Champions thread.
There shall be no MERCY this time around should Arsenal finish TROPHYLESS for the umpteenth time.
Lets hope MODERAZZA does not delete such threads when the time comes.

debosky:
Best attacking force on the planet

Berbazza - Tevezza- Wazza - Ronalzaaa (albeit left at home) and not forgetting Nanizza 

Now Hanni is blaming it on Carrick being out? 

Liverpool didn't even play Torres, Gerrard played a bit role, and they lost Mascherano too. 

Best of all, that self-servicer Vidic got himself sent off. DD should be fit for the next clash, and who is MU going to play at CB? O'Shea or Wes Brown?  This is just fantastic. And oh, in case you didn't know Ade is back!!! 

Oh I heard PenalTerry also got sent off - what is it with these defenders anyways? I predict high score draw between the erstwhile top 2. 

These moronic GAYnners have not learnt their lessons yet!!!

Let the vermins come out and spew their usual heresies again this season.
"Man Utd will relegate", "Ferguson would win ZILCH", "The best attack in Europe is rubbish."
The same shit was spewed last season when United picked 2 points from the first 3 games with Arsenal n Chelsea leading the table.
By MAY 2009, the title would remain at OT and these goats would blame it on Adebayor's FLU and Arsene Wenger's hernia.
Keep it coming. . . . . . .We would quote y'all again in April.

debosky:
Besides, if we go by your leader's (hannibal) comments, anyone who wins at Anfield wins the league - so by your own retarded scumtwat reasoning, MU have lost the league! 

That is dependent on the results Chelsea and Arsenal get at Anfield(If they ALL lose, it would be open).

I really don't understand Gaynners' celebration in this result.
First off, u haven't won anything in the past 4 years PLUS u have also lost a league game.
If anything, Arsenal should be top(at least that shows genuine intent of challenging the title this season).
United have won it back to back now. . . . . .There's no rule in the book that says United MUST do 3 in a row.
The race is up to y'all perennial losers to wrestle the title away from Ferguson's grip.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=4927.msg2799461#msg2799461 date=1221357254]Not at all.
You named yourself after an animal. . . . am i supposed to think differently?[/quote]Living things are either PLANTs or ANIMALs.
I won't be surprised if u are a carnivorous plant.

Night vigil and deliverance under your supervision?
I am in trouble!
Hannibal wants to kill me.
Your idea of cleansing is probably sucking my blood. . . . so no, thank you. I'D rather be wrongly wired.  

Cleansing is praise n worship, prayers and HOLY WATER.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=4927.msg2799447#msg2799447 date=1221356987]You wish!
I want to know that church.
I am sure their attendance has declined. . . . . thanks to your appointment as an usher.
Who makes an animal an usher in church? [/quote]So men in the Church are animals??
Hmmmmmm. . . . . . .U need special deliverance and several night vigils to be cleansed(under ma supervision).
You are wired wrongly.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=4927.msg2799435#msg2799435 date=1221356676]Ewooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Blasphemy!
Better duck because thunder is heading straight for your head.[/quote]Stop hating!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=4927.msg2799415#msg2799415 date=1221356253]Don't use me to woo them jare.
Be a man . . . step up and perform your PDA. [/quote]The affection stays within the 4 walls of ma yard.
PDA?? I am an usher in ma church.
Don't corrupt ma files.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=4927.msg2799384#msg2799384 date=1221355521]_{If you had any game, you would mention their names to me and then watch their reactions around you. Don't worry - i already know them.
I was just giving you an opportunity to make it known to them} [/quote]U know them??
Pls do the honours. . . .
Who are these chics??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=4927.msg2799357#msg2799357 date=1221355075]Nah, Deepzone is your missing rib. You and her connect on a wonderful level.
Just remember - I'm Hannizo's godmother.
Who else is as good for you as deepzone? Mention names now! [/quote]DeepZone is happily married to a Mallam.

Hannizo's godmother?? In ur dreams, babes!!!
I won't mention names. . . .I am not expected to give up the game.
Keep ur ear to the ground.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=4927.msg2799308#msg2799308 date=1221354023]Of course, you know it is a sign.
Now you have gone too deep into the babying.
When they are feeding each other, it's usually a sign that they are too much into one another but it should not be too much.
Babying is sometimes acceptable. I agree with that much.[/quote]Feeding each other in public is tacky n pathetic.

A public I love you as long as it's not a loud boisterous one is perfectly acceptable.
Your buddies should not hear you doing it but they should see you performing those 3 words in the way you cater to her and make her feel comfortable when you're with them.
Obviously you'll be the only one within earshot of her 'I love you' because you'll be so ashamed of it anywhere else

U only repeated what i said earlier.
Some poofs bawl "I Love U"in public like an Evangelist shouting Halleluyah in Mushin.
If you feel so passionate about it, leave it within the 4 walls of your condo.

I would not allow that!
NO!
I said it was not very acceptable. It depends on which space his invading.
In the hallway of my school, i was the kind of girl that did nothing with guys. . . .

Do u really expect me to believe that?

I know all your attacks of PDA are based on the fact that you're missing your girls.
Seriously - we need to find you one. I am even proposing we should make you Nairaland bachelor and have a contest so that girls like deepzone get a chance to be with her true love.

Deepzone, U can do better than that!!!

@ J-girl,

Babying
It's always nice to do things for each other, and generally speaking it can be a sign of a strong and healthy relationship.
Unfortunately, watching two grown people feed each other or groom one another can upset even the strongest of stomachs.
So, aside from gentlemanly behaviors like fetching drinks from the bar or giving up a jacket on a cold night, excessive babying is unacceptable at all times. This goes for talking to one's partner like she's a child, as well as treating her like she can't look after herself.

Love Declarations

Saying those three magical words is a milestone in every relationship, and it's expected that your declaration is private and should be kept between you and your girl.
Breaking out a public “I love you” is unacceptable in just about every situation, save for joyous celebratory events, hospital settings and other highly emotional moments.
Under no circumstances should my buddies ever witness me uttering those words to ma chic, just as i should be the only one within earshot of ma girl when she lets loose on the L word.

Space Invasions

Jay-gal, would u let a guy put his hands in the backpocket of ur jeans just to show he is tied to you??
Isn't that a tad tacky.
Granted, i know u did all that in the hallway of your high school to claim Chibuzor and Hassan but u are no longer a kid.
It's about time u grow up!!!

Every full MOON.

eldee:
Totally acceptable!!! Totally encouraged!!!

Keep in mind that both you and your woman are bound by the limits of public propriety and should stick to the “acceptable” list to avoid making those around you uncomfortable, jealous or just plain grossed out.

Kissing--Acceptable(within limits)
Holding Hands--Acceptable

Love Declarations--Unacceptable
Space Invasion--Acceptable(but tacky)

Ass Smacks--Acceptable(but not advised).
Babying--Highly Unacceptable(makes me sick in me stomach)

@Hannibal
Logan is a bad guy?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??

He was just a donkey.
The poof allowed himself to be used and he paid for it.
He got arrested in the end though(Keep watching).

Freewilly:
I would like to know what you guys think of public display of affection. I used to date this girl a few months ago and it killed her to kiss in public I know our relationship was not norm according to conservatives, but times have changed if you know what I mean.

It depends. . . . . .
Can be acceptable or unacceptable.

What Have You Gained So Far On Nairaland?

I gained Bleep ALL.
The number of irritants just outweighs the few intelligent peops/posts.

ndumart:
This time last season, we had only 2 points from 3 games and still went on to clinch the title. Its not going to be an exception this season. Liverpool deserved the win because they played better. The midfield collapsed after their equaliser. The defenders started making silly mistakes. Giggs introduction was a technical blunder. He made no impact apart from that volley which anybody could save.

The season has just begun. This will show our resilience.

Show me a team that will not lose this season and i will show u a team that will win all its matches.

NB: Manchester United lost its third match to City last season on Hargreaves debut. Today we also lost our 3rd game in Hargreaves first game of the season. Any connection or just mere coincidence?

It's going to be extremely difficult for Man Utd to snatch the title.
If any team can do it, it's UNITED but we need to start clawing the points now.
There's nuthing wrong with the team. . . . . .Liverpool didn't win today's game. . . . .United LOST it.

darefestus:
thats good too,the likes of arsenal chelsea and Liverpool are still going to go through this and all i can say is they will face their own trying times,like the words of AWO
"the true test of greatness is not how many times a man falls,but for rising after many falls", I think united is going to let all haters eat their humble pie this season.

We have always shown that.
It was just a bad day in the office. . . . . . . . . Carrick's injury was catastrophic.
Our midfield went to sleep after Carrick went off because Scholes was too scared to put in the crunchy tackles.

darefestus:
Thats why i like our fans,always so positive i remember after beating chelsea last season most of their fans could not even get up and talk they were so exhausted.but here see the fans of the world greatest club lookin forward to a positve week ahead thats encouraging_{Those are some of the things those other three should come and learn from us}

Don't worry, bro!!
We have got this locked down.
The only threat to United's title is Chelsea. . . . . .Liverpool have a way of capitulating their own season.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2797154#msg2797154 date=1221318181]What did i tell you basketmouth Scumtwats last night.Anfield is our home! We would whack the Scousers! amongst many
I hope you are all choking on your words now no Vidic against Chelsea hmm i foresee a Drogba hat-trick[/quote]Ferguson will not lose BACK 2 BACK league games.
A soccer pundit like you should know that.

HNIC:
@Nazzyon
God help us meant God should protect us against injuries that are man made
When RVP went down in pain,I prayed silently that it wasn't serious.
I am looking 4ward to an injury free season, then the entire football fraternity would know what the Arsenal is made off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet again??
It's GAME 4 of the season. . . . . .Maybe u should be patient till it's game 30
The season is still very EARLY, Arsenal have lost a game against Fulham already so relax.
Don''t boast like u did last season and results came back to bite your ass.
Be cautious.

Adebayor scores!!!
What a passage of play. . . .what a goal!!!

mykali:
man utd lost because liverpool came out determined in the second half.

i hope they play worse than this on sunday.  without vidic.

We are safe without Vidic!!
United beat Barcelona without Vidic for 180 mins.
Hargreaves tucks into the RB. . . . .Brown and Rio partners as CBs.
The real positive here is: Ronaldo will START!!!

doyin13:
danny murphy wasn't even playing

Shut up your grimey ass!!!
The randy man from Pompey. . . .
Middlesboro is raping y'all at home and u have the nerves to hurl fuckery here.
What a doofus!!!

United always have the last laugh.
After 8 games of constant beating of the Scousers. . . . .There' always a chance they would stiffen up one day and WIN.
I am so disappointed with the defending though. . . . .Van Der Sar and the poof Giggs.