₦airaland Forum

Cristalz:
Go and sin no more

But i feel like sinning already. . .

Cristalz:
@H
Lol   Hope you do realize you've got female friends and family that bear the tag ''Nigerian''  

Forgive me manners!!!

sistawoman:
See you going to get me fired on a Friday with 2 mins left in the day.  Everyone just looked over at me see what i am laugh at.

Don't get fired, please!!!
Errrrrrrm. . . . . . .I don't have enough to pay your salary.

sistawoman:
Hell no that wont stop them. I like my picture don't you.

Lemme check. . . . .
I would get back to you soon.

Cristalz:
@H
Same thing as saying you don't need to read about mammalian babies to know they all love breast milk   Got no point there. Monkeys and Nigerian girls are not even close to similar.

If i were u, i wouldn't generalise.
Have u met all the Naija babes to generalise just like that??
See what i mean??

dayokanu:
How can you put names like Rooney in that listing?

Ronaldo, Berbatov and Tevez are the main people. Rooney is just there to make up the numbers .

Someone even suggested he should be benched hence forth with the arrival of Berbatov coupled with Rooney's lack of footballing talent (The guy is a talented boxer) 

Look at this unrepentant sod upchucking hokum with the speed of light. . .
Rooney still averages 20 goals per seasonin spite of his injury plague.
He is better than all the German strikers in Bayern Munich.

sistawoman:
I did not say all dudes just the lurkers.  None of the regulars, with one exception, have hit me up and the one regular was polite and nice and nothing like the lurkers.

Take off your picture. . . . The buzzes would reduce.

sistawoman:
I have no problem hitting the ignore button on those that deserve it.  But keep it up there so those that are cool can contact me.

Be tolerant.

Firstly, these boys are burning their savings to chat with u on YM.
They won't tolerate it when u take so much time to reply them thus the BUZZes.

sistawoman:
Yes they really do and you can tell that is all they want.  Sometimes they try to start the convo off nice, i play along and wait for it. . . . wait for it,  . . . . wait for it. . . . here it comes. . . . can we cam to cam.  NO I am married. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .silence.

PRICELESS!!!!

@ Cristalz,

Slow your roll. . . . .
I don't need to know 1,000,000 monkeys to know they all love bananas.
If i get ma fingers burnt TWICE, i think thats enough for me to know that girls could really be demanding.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=168195.msg2760869#msg2760869 date=1220646495]even if u meet them in different place and different situation, 20 ladies divided by all the ladies in da world, that is not good enough still.[/quote]It is more than enough!!!

sistawoman:
All they want is a woman to beg from and ask her bra size.  Then they want you to get naked on cam so they can jerk off.

This is HILARIOUS!!!
They really ask u to get naked on cam??
Naija bruvvas are the shiznit.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=168195.msg2760823#msg2760823 date=1220645868]if a man meet 20 babes and all of them are demanding, that is not enough to generlize, it only means the man need to change his way of meeting babes, he need to change where he meet hungry babes.[/quote]And if he has met em in various ways and they turn the same thing. . . . . ??

sistawoman:
Oh they can buzz to kingdom come, the first time they do that i hit the ignore button.

Happy days!!!

Cristalz:
@H

Are you saying you've dated girls from every country on the planet,including Kazakhstan?  

Its just plain silly to make conclusions based on very flimsy stats.

Dated girls from every country?? Hell No.
Matter of fact, i am yet to meet any demanding babe either on the net or anywhere else.
Ma persona doesn't attract the tramps and the degenerates of this world.

dayokanu:
@Jackal,

Your mad rants wont let you think properly.

Everyone who follows football knows that Its only in England that you have Carling cup Definitely EPL players get to play more games due to Carling cup Engagements.

Are u an idiot??
When u worked out Clichy's average games in the last 2 seasons, did u put Carling cup games in your calculation?
Why do u have ur head so far up your ass when u argue??
Instead of u to admit u were moronic due to your temporary moment of foolishness, u are still trying to wriggle out of your mess. . . .
Lemme repeat meself. . . . DAYOKANU is a plonker.

sistawoman:
I am talking about how needy and demanding some Nigerian men from Niaraland have been when talking to me.

For all u know, it could be just one MAN posing to be many.
Besides, if the buzz gets too much. . . . .take out your details from your profile.
Nigeria is a 3rd world country so don't expect everyone buzzing u to own a Bugatti Veyron.

Cristalz:
For the love of da good lawd,could we quit the generalizations and group lumping already?? Not all Nigerian girls are demanding. If y'all have been unfortunate to run into the demanding ones,well boo-hoo. Happens.

Let em express their views.
If a man has met 20 babes and all of em were demanding stuffs. . . . . Is it not logical for him to generalise??

Its absolutely no excuse to claim every Nigerian girl is demanding. There are self-respecting,independent,considerate Nigerian girls out there that haven't lost all of their female pride.

U need to walk in their shoes to know.

The way y'all go on,one would think other girls from other countries are picture purrfect. Puhleazze!!!

I agree. . . . .
However, babes from other countries won't beg for credits, sanitary pads, and avon cosmetics.

Abuseay:
This is so true, the nigerian girls i met lately online are always asking for something, one thing i also noticed. they just give u their +234 phone number without you even asking, saying, 'PLs can you give me a call, am in the cybeer cafe and my tiime is over, if ure really serious about me ,u call me later tonight' .ewwwwwwwwwwwww/////MY Nerves too,

U can't blame em.
It's the economy. . . . . .many of em survive on less than $1 a day.

superstan:
he only said man united have the best attack in the world.

Without a shadow of doubt, United have the best forward line in the solar system.
Rooney, Ronaldo, Berbatov, Tevez, Manucho??
It makes Barcelona's FANTASTIC FOUR look like a pub team.

dayokanu:
Clichy played an average of 35 games and Dossena played an average of 33 games in those 2 season Does that Stats mean much considering that Serie A has fewer games and Udinese was not in the continent during this period.

Serie A has fewer games than the Premiership??
Dayokanu needs to be lobotomised.
Serie A play 38 league games every season(since 04/05 season) so what trumpery are you hurling??
Coming from a Arrow who claims to be an expert in European footie, i am disappointed.
Bloody doofus.

DeepZone:
And your code name at the Gigolo district will be HanniButt.

U are still boring even after 4 years??
Blimey. . . . when will u ever change and how is that ur pot-bellied Aristo??

Queenisha:
how you take know all these details?

She happens to be one of em. . . . . .
Her codename on the RED LIGHT DISTRICT is Flava.

DeepZone:
Roflmao; You must be confusing me with REDZONE.

DeepZone @ REDZONE. . . . . .Whats the flippin' difference??

DeepZone:
Keep fooling yourself. All those prostitutes you patronize will never let go until you finish paying their arrears.

DeepZone, get behind me na!!!
Stop hating because u got played. . . . .U werent even good in bed so what's the fuss!!
Move on already.

Queenisha:
That's why people should live uncomplicated lives.
A man can't go playing and deceiving women and hope none of them will show up and cause katakata.
Same with girls that allow some OMATA at Onitsha main market "train" them in school then they go off to marry some new lover when someone else has basically fed her whole family for 10 years while waiting for her to ripen.

Is that reason enough for a woman scorned to disrupt the biggest day of ma life??
Anyways, i have always known 50% of ma wedding expenses would be on SECURITY.
All exes shall be extinguished.
There shall be no DRAMA in the House Of God.

DeepZone:
Ok; Do yours and cook the best food in Naija let me see. i'll provide the farts sha.

Who would let u in??
Can't let u kill the officiating ministers with your farticles.

Queenisha:
LOL
In Nigeria people don't need invitations to attend a wedding so you can't escape it  if someone is bent on doing it.

You are not referring to DeepZone, are u??

bettes:
This is naija if the groom try anything the officiating minister go chin, if not i trust my mama.

You would be annoyingly surprised when your groom walks out on you.
I am going to make sure i screen all the guests coming to ma wedding.
Can't let any spiteful ex attend and cause chaos. Too much risk IMO.

DeepZone:
At least i attend the ones that can afford to feed people and not yours that will run on a 10 thousand naira budget.  

You attend the ones that can afford to feed u on left-overs.
Roasted termites and pure water bags!!! What a combo.

Queenisha:
True story,a man actually raised his hand and stood up at a wedding my folks attended and the church was on fire.
Most churches don't make that announcement anymore.

Thank U.
To all the sisters who wanna invite their ex-lovers to their weddings, THINK!!!
Don't come to NL with lewd topics on how ur wedding was disrupted.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=167837.msg2757080#msg2757080 date=1220581318]he dare not object. . . he knws I have d power to f*ck him up big time!   [/quote]Power to Bleep him up??
I hope i am safe!!!

DeepZone:
Roflmao; who wants to attend a low profile wedding at Ebutte Metta?

Look who's talking. . . . .
U would go to any wedding invited/uninvited.
I have been told u go about searching for weddings, obituaries or any social event in the name of free food, drinks and scavenging.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=167837.msg2757058#msg2757058 date=1220580640]My ex is one of my best buds at the moment. . .

he'D probably make me his best man or summin so going to his wedding wont be a problem. . .

but if things ever went sour, or my next breakup is a bad one, i'm going to take joy in making him miserable on his wedding day [/quote]Would u invite him to your wedding??
What if he suffers a brief moment of madness, raises his arm up when the officiating minister asks if anyone objects to the union of u and ur groom?

Will You Attend Your Ex's Wedding?

Not likely. . . . .What will i be doing there.

I wouldn't let ma ex come to ma wedding too even if she wants to gatecrash.
Someone like DeepZone won't be allowed near the premises. . . . I'd have MOPOL on guard with DeepZone's face imprinted in their brains.
If they see her anywhere within 5 mile radius of the venue, she would be tranquilised and kept in the trunk of a car.

topup:
[color=#cc0066].
When a player reaches the age of 30, really it is time to grow up, to finally accept responsibility and behave like a man. To invest in things that don't only benefit you but to help others as well.[/color]

When a player reaches 30?? Why not 40?

Sisikill:
Aaaah Yes, let's blame women for all that is wrong with the world.

Who got deceived in Eden by a mere serpent?

Seriously, you guys need to stop the blame game and grow up.

When y'all stop, we would follow ur foot-steps.

The Sly:
Especially the frustrated parrot-like ones.

I can't stand those ones.
They moan, gripe, whine, whinge, grunt, grouse, groan and grumble over every little thing.
Em kinds should BABE up.

Sisikill:
Seriously, I think it is STUPID to measure one's grown-upness on whether or not they want kids or get married

You have a job not moooching off others.
You have a place of your own, not slumming with your parents.
You pay your Bills
But because you are not married and have kids, you are immature? Forgetaboutit!

Blame women for the phrase "grow up".
They use it more than men.
As soon as they suspect u are not ready to propose in the forseeable future, they bawl "grow up" with that evil/sonorous voice.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=167787.msg2756362#msg2756362 date=1220563928]I understand why she got angry but the thing is the guy read her wrong. . .

I don't see anyone as right or wrong in this situation. . . twas a simple misunderstanding and one or both of them should  swallow their pride and apologise[/quote]Both of em should french-kiss and forget the whole shebang.

doyin13:
@Hannibal

Just get ready to write 'I RESEMBLE AKAMU'

AKAMU ma bloody foot.

The Sly:
Are u cute?

What a question!!!
SLY??

doyin13:
Okay Hannibal. . . .The bets on

If Manucho scores more than Crouch this season

I will write TEVEZ IS A DON and really mean it

You knw how hard that must be for me

How hard can that be?
Some TV pundits are even saying Rooney should drop to the bench because Tevez's form this season has been mind-blowing.
Apache is a don already so don't belabour the obvious.
Why not say something like "DOYIN13 IS A Arrow"

Cristalz:
Same way Harry fantasizes about an All-Chocolate team   

honestly the time wey una come abj i be think say na enyimba we dey play . .

Don't mind those hypocritical twats.

Ferguson doesn't like Africans and reh reh reh.
No other Premiership manager has taken his team to Africa more than Fergie has done.
Arsene Wenger(African slave driver) has never taken Arsenal to Africa for all the "love" some twats feel he has got for Africans.
Harry Redknapp was cajoled by Kanu and that was his first ever trip to Africa.

I am saying a woman of 35 is expected to be more desperate than a woman of 22.