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Pataki:
It is beyond threshold value.

I thunk as much!!!
After suffering 17 divorces in the last half decade, her nuisance value is priceless!!!
Hotfunmi would make top 5 on Forbes list of world's most worthless twats.

DeepZone:
can you tell me the three qualities that makes you so attractive that a woman will love to call you her knight of shining armour?

I don't blow ma trumpet for cheapskates like u.
Hannibal will let his CLASS speak for itself.

DeepZone:
Nail an ewedu lover indeed. i just can't afford to feed a glutton like you, so turn to the left, to the left.

More waste of bandwidth.

@ Pataki,

What is the nuisance value of Hotfunmi on Nairaland?
I need a rough guesstimate.

DeepZone:
Another ewedu lover on the prowl.

Such an unintelligent way to nail a partner, Deepy.
Why not seek spiritual help if finding a man is becoming too cumbersome for you.
While you are it, try and work on your insipid personality first before u go on 40 days fasting.

DeepZone:
1. I'm Hot
2. I'm opinionated
3.I'm sexy and irresistible.

1) Hot?? Of course, you are as hot as Azeezat.
2) STFU. You are thicker than a lamp-post.
3) Sexy n irresistible?? Ijesha babes dunno what the word sexy means so i aint surprised. Irresistible?? With ur farticles, i guess.

Cheese n Rice!!!

Lewis Hamilton was demoted from FIRST TO THIRD PLACE in the Belgian Grand Prix.
What kinda decision is this??
After winning the race without hassles, some twats actually feel he cheated. . . . . . .
Black people: The SKIN is our SIN.

dayokanu:
When would Rooney get over his lack of goals for the National team? England played Andorra today

FYI Podolski grabbed a brace today. Poldi has scored more international goals in the last 4 months than Rooney has scored in 4 years.

FAILURE has no better definition

So what if Podolski grabbed a brace??
He cannot even get his nose into the 1st team of a pathetic team like Bayern Munich.
Recently, Poldo came out to say signing for Bayern Munich is his worst career move, good to know a German knows Bayern Munich is a shyte club.
In 06/07, Podolski scored a disappointing 4 goals in 22 starts for Bayern and 5 goals in 25 starts last season.
I wouldn't call that Mr. Prolific, only a retard like Doofuskanu would feel Poldo is an ace. . . . . What a waste-pipe!!!

vinisky:
My fellow Red devils,please i have a question about Rooney and i want your opinions about the possible partnership between him and berbatov.As we all know. Ronney is the consumate Manchester United Player, Always working hard and tirelessly, always ready to Sacrifice himself for the Club. Every other aspect of his game is phenomenal, defending, tackling,passing,crossing even to some extent dribbling but for reasons we don't understand he is always finding it hard to score(though we all remember Champions League06/07 against milan he scored 2 beautiful goals when most considered the game lost and dead for us which proves that Rooney scores when it matters most just like against Middlesborough last year to tie the game and steal 1 point for us). My question is now that Berbatov has arrived, do you think that rooney will rediscover his scoring touch because even Alex Ferguson(Sir) has admitted that his willingness to sacrifice himself for the team is affecting his scoring and he wants to right by him. Do you think berbatov can help Rooney? thank you.

I wouldn't worry about Rooney if i were u,

He still averages 20 goals per season for Man Utd and he has the highest assist for a striker in the Premiership last season.
English pundits are just stupid and critical when it comes to Man Utd players.
How many goals does Kaka score?? He bagged only 8 goals in 31 appearances in the season he won Ballon d'Or
The World Player Of The Year has never scored 20 goals in one season in his illustrious career yet billy goats like Dayokanu and other human mutts come here to spew fuckery.
I'D rather Rooney scores 20 goals a season for Man Utd and win titles for us THAN score 600 goals per season and win nuthing.
Thierry Henry will give up all he has got to win the UCL medal and thats OFFICIAL.

onyinye2:
For your reference, ordered from "Suya Hut" tonight, not "Finger Licking"

Don't make me hungry,abeg!!!

Anyways, what im saying is fear of commitment is so played out. I mean come on. Just stick with one woman. Don't see why a guy needs multiple women to feel satisfied. sounds rather high schoolish and selfish to me.

Fear of commitment is because of a billion reasons.

--No more freedom
--One sex partner, forever
--Men can't trust women
--The emotional baggage

onyinye2:
You are contradicting yourself. You just stated you aint scared but then go around and say that you have a fear of commitment.

There are no contradictions here.
I was speaking generally. . . . .Because some men in general fear commitment doesn't mean they are homosexuals.
Jeeeeez. . . . . .Where did that come from??
The main reason why men won't commit is because they don't wanna sacrifice their sexual variety.
They wanna keep playing. How is that gay??
Surely, Isi ewu is making u hallucinate.

onyinye2:
LMAO!!! Do you still live in the stonge ages? Of course they have rulers that bend.
Anyways you are either scared, frontin, or gay.

Pumbaa, slow your roll.
I ain't scared and i ain't GAY.
Fear of commitment and homosexuality don't correlate.
Have u been drinking small guinness @ Finger Licking??

tope2000:
oh get over urselves whores
it just a pathetic excuse for, i can't have just one woman in my life
i still want to mess around

Men love their freedom.
For men, the very thunk of making a commitment to one woman for the rest of their lives is enough to send them sprinting for the hills.
The dreaded "C-word" implies compromise, loss of independence, the sacrifice of sexual variety, and the looming specter of financial devastation.

tope2000:
All you men seem to be having that bullshit disorder
what is it called again . . . . . . . . . . . commitment phobic is it

All MEN can't be wrong.
It means something is actually wrong with y'all women that makes MEN wanna back off. . .

onyinye2:
Mind you that they have updated the ruler into the ones that bend in every direction so uhmmm. . . .

Rulers that bend??
Onyinye thinks a ruler is a willy.
Get ya mind outta the gutter, negress!!!

I really dunno.
Just guesstimating.

onyinye2:
If women are just . . . . . . then negro, you is gay.

I am straighter than ur ruler, Pumbaa. . . . .
Gay?? Being alone does not mean women won't be trafficking in and out of me bedroom.
The thunk of just living with one woman for the rest of one's life is SCARY. It's nuthing to do with me sexuality.

Of course,
She loves the soul not the BODY!!!
Her sexual attraction will centre on something else if the weight drops.

tope2000:
Hannibal are u for real??
Onyinye please tell me hes joking

This is the REALEST i have ever been. . . . .
If there are other ways one can make kids without adopting, 99% men will take that option.
Women are just

onyinye2:
Mufasa, there is no way you is serious with this jive. No way.

I am dead serious, Pumbaa.

stillwater:
Must you be so explicit? Just say overweight, we all understand

Explicit??
Seriously, being overweight is risky.
Various heart diseases and visiting hospitals constantly is not the best way to live one's life.

tope2000:
chei
see insult
i thought u and your wife has become one the day marry, so indirectly she is also part of your bloodline

Insult??
Nah. . . . . . Just dropping science.
There's a huge difference between one's kids and wifey.

onyinye2:
So you are not a suicide bomber when it comes to your kids, but you are when it comes to the MOTHER of these kids?
You know good and well what i meant by that.

The purpose of having a wifey is to make chidren, innit?

tope2000:
not even for your children??

My kids are ma own seeds. . . . . My BLOODLINE.
It's a different scenario to dying for a mere female.

onyinye2:
WHATEVER!!! you know you lying. How can you say you wouldn't even do that for your life partner, your wife?

Pumbaa, i have told u i aint a suicide bomber.
Thats the gospel TRUTH.

Marry who??
She is not attracted to people like me.
Suzilla likes em stocky, round with phat buttz. . . .

tope2000:
oh lawddd

Laugh softly.

onyinye2:
Awwww. . . . you is frontin'. So would Never in your mortal life die for your wife?

I won't die for anyone.
Dying for women is not in God's blueprint for me.

stillwater:
Lol, he's a human being, what's abnormal about that?

This is unfair!!!
Why don't u tell this woman overweight men are liable to die young?
Would she be comfortable being a serial widow??

onyinye2:
Not riding or dying for/with your girlfriend is understandable. But what about your wife?

I am not a suicide bomber.

The Sly:
Now isn't that stupid??
Why the hell would i want to put someone's best interest before mine??
Even God said. . . . .Love your Neighbour AS yourself. . .
Not love your Neighbour MORE than yourself. . . . . .Savvy?

Classic!!!

onyinye2:
Wifey/the one you love, you should atleast consider the fact of doing whatever is possible to keep her out of danger even if it includes giving up your own.

It is one thing for you to wish her well and do your best to ensure that she stays out of harm's way, it is quite another to want to die for her.
Every once in a while, a man comes across a woman that simply robs him of any sense of logic and common sense but willing to die for a woman is just top draw obsession and beyond any sense of normalcy.

Suzzilla:
I'm so confused, why am I attracted to an overweight man?  I know everyone says that love is about people's personalities, but I am actually sexually attracted,   It just seems abnormal.

Attracted to overweight men?? Thatz a first!!!
Anyways, u are not abnormal. . . . . .You just love his fat belly and huge BUM!!!

onyinye2:
Of course. . . this Cow Girl is just Too Texas Tough.

Cow gurl with cowbell??

You are so puttin up a front. You know would effortlessly put your life on the line for your wife. Any day of the week.

Ma wifey??
Thats a different scenario. . . . . .Infatuation cannot apply to one's wifey!!

onyinye2:
I plan on. . . . to be there to ride or die with/for him.

Someone feels like a[i] Ruff Ryder[/i]

Sharrup dia. Watch you be the one to push the woman you love away from a moving car and risk your life in the process.

Risk me life. . . . . .
I love meself too much to even think of that.
Like i have said earlier, life is a revolving door of women. If one leaves, another one is itching to take her place.

onyinye2:
Mufasa, stop twisting my words. You know what i meant. I meant of course i would not got to my brother and say "Die for your wife". what kind of sense does that make? it is his choice not mine. He knows what he has to do for the one he loves, and doesn't need my permission to do so.

What are u prepared to do for the man u LOVE?

Awww. . . . This is a BOLD FACE lie.

He is not LYING cos i don't see maself breaking a strand of hair for any woman.
The men that take out a special life insurance in case their women leave them are wussies.

The Sly:
Those are wussies and puppies. . . . .You wouldn't catch me dead rolling wid em likes.

No matter how i love someone. . . . .even though i utterly detest the word love
I can never risk a scratch on my nail for her. . . . . Its only stupid!!

U can say that again, bro!!!

onyinye2:
Of course i wouldn't "allow" him. But if the time came (God forbid) that something like such happened, you gotta do what you gotta do. And i know that my father would lay his life for my mother any day of the week.

U wouldn't allow ur male sibling to die for a woman and yet u want someone's male sibling to DIE for you. . .
Pumbaa, u have spoken well.
I hope and pray u find many men who are certified lab rats.

Seun:
Why can't woman die for the men they "love"?  Why is it always men who must die for "love"?

Thank you very much for this question.
Women now see men as lab experiments.

onyinye2:
Oka you got a point there with the whole suicidal comment. But i still say that when you truly love a person, you are willing to lay your life on the line, to keep them safe. I mean it is only human if you do so.

Onyinye, it's infatuation!!!!

Would u let your brother lay his life for a woman?? A mere female??