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[quote author=j-girl link=topic=168574.msg2768594#msg2768594 date=1220834062]Which stupid wife? The only wife you have is Nairaland. . . .[/quote]The beginning of joblessness. . . . .
If what u do all day is to peep/sniff and scan what i do all the time then u are a classic Viewer.

stop playing hard to get and confess to stillwater that she's the one.
Gustav is cool. FYI, it wasn't even in my area code.

Playing hard to get??
Your attempt at faking to be a forensic analyst is BLAND.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=168574.msg2768565#msg2768565 date=1220832630]Whatever dude! The truth is bitter and embarrassing stop trying to cover it up.
Just let me and my girl know what the color of aso ebi is.[/quote]Cover what up?? See me see wahala o
I hope ma wife is not reading this heresy of yours.

We will be there to grace the event.
It's all good hommie. . . . . stop lying to yourself and everything will be much easier. It's so much easier to tell the truth. LOL!

Lying to meself about what??
J-gal, i think Gustav is doing ur head in. I can arrange a SHRINK for you.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=168574.msg2768548#msg2768548 date=1220831928]P.S. I won't be surprised if they announce their engagement here. All I want is an IV so I can get free food.[/quote]IV for what??
Are u high on cheap spliffs??

stillwater:
So doyin you want to tell me I shouldn't talk to hannibal again?

He thinks u should leave a married man ALONE.

doyin13:
You two will reignite those rumors again.
No complaining when J girl comes with her wahala ok

Phbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!!!!
What rumours?

stillwater:
Lol, Hannibal? A good man? Lmao!!!

Stop hating. . . . .I am a gentleman.
6 beautiful women can't be wrong.

stillwater:
You wish!!! How do you handle being polygamous in the UK?

It's the new trend in the UK.
There's now an acute shortage of GOOD men.

stillwater:
Happily married dear Jealous?

Jealous when i am married to 6 beautiful women??
U gotta be kidding me.

stillwater:
No

I thunk as much, married woman!!

stillwater:
lol

Any quality u willing to share?

Cristalz:
Are you kiddin' me? He is not included. . .too violent He'd bludgeon you all.

I need a FIERCE competition, remember??

Cristalz:
I can see your nose stretching all the way to Maiduguri  

Cris, is it also possible u include a Jehovah-Jireh singing Gaynner in this race??

Cristalz:
Not sure Doyin will let you off easy for that  

Doyin is a Pompey fan??  Cheese n Rice!!!
I never knew. . .  
Thunk he supports Newcastle.

Cristalz:
Ohh.  .  .  so that's what this is about?  

I thunk so.

Mancs are in. Happy? But i thot you said you're off the market. Wanna get back on?  

Mancs are in?? Happy Days!!!
I would have loved to get back on but the competition aint FIERCE enough.
Is it possible u include a randy Pompey fan??

Cristalz:
@H
Hmm. . .i'm wondering why you're so up-to-date on his prowess and achievements. . .seems you're more than just his marketer

I am his promoter.

Even debo sef no go this far. . .or perhaps you're marketing yourself

I thunk i was disqualified being a Manc, no??

Cristalz:
What exactly do you and your client think it takes to satisfy me? Putting Brazilian women in the ICU is not exactly a very good selling point. . .who wants a maniac?

I thunk u are a disciple of ferocious love making. . . .
Debo is the Canadian champion in 2005-2008. . . . .He flew from Canada to the UK last spring and proved his mettle.
He slammed 3 Brazilian chics in 30 mins to be the intercontinental champion.
This dude is all wheat and he is yet to fail a dope/viagra test.

Deal or no deal before some other members nail him. . . . .Ma cellfone is buzzing already as we speak.

Cristalz:
Debo,you had to go get outside help?

Hannibal,who's product exactly are you marketing here, Debo's or Sulaiman Al Fahim's ?  

Debosky's product of course!!!
He's got all what it takes to satisfy you.
The last time he came to London, he left 3 Brazilian women in the ICU.
Deal or no deal??

Cristalz:
Ain't my fault   He offered to meet me wearing nothing but his white reverendly collar   Hez a very skilled marketer.  .  .

You could try topping his offer sha   

I want to back Debosky on this bid.
Hannibal is putting down this offer: A weekend trip to Barbados, all expenses paid in a jumbo jet with Debosky.
From Barbados, you jet down to Dubai to dine with Dr Sulaiman Al Fahim.
Deal or no deal??

adeboo:
Hannibal - pig smell like safari, u so crazy.

Her BO would make u rather wanna spend your weekend in a pig sty.

adeboo:
Oga o wetin this Deepzone girl do una now?
na wa o

She used to be ma bed partner.
I kicked her out because she FARTS a lot in bed.
Her body odour makes a pig smell like Ralph Lauren's SAFARI.

Pataki:
Get over it girl.

Just because I publicly told you, you are not my type, you still will not allow the Pataki name to rest?

Even though you are for free, I ain't digging you girl.

She is not FREE. . . . . .
Polyandry is her game. . . . She has got about 6 husbands in Nigeria alone.

DeepZone:
Yea, like You and pataki, [b]screwing [/b]each others mind.

Olodo. . . . .

A man needs to be triple-strapped to SCREW your mind that is polluted with your FARTICLES.

DeepZone:
All forms of sex must not involve body contact. Ode!!; I know you won't fancy that type of sex anyway.

Aunty Pillock. . . . . . I know what mind sex is all about.
Olodo.

DeepZone:
Tim is dead now. Are you saying that a man living in Nigeria must understand these US politics expert to have his way with you? what if a Nigerian man rresident in China expects you to understand communist politics very well for you to be good enough?

I understand Ijesha politics. . . . .does it count??

sistawoman:
1. If you don't understand mind sex then keep it moving (hint. . . . it does not mean i want your d,ck in my ear)

Mind sex??

Cristalz:
Shez not desperate.  .  .shez fun  
So you were bought. How much?  

CLASSIFIED information!!!

adeboo:
Hannibal, i didnt know it was u i was marketing myself for.
You met other women sweetie, it wasnt me u met - so what u talking about?

The problem that men have is that they go after certain features, some of them say they like light skinned girl, some say the girls have to have a big bumper etc. Thats how u always end up carrying the jumbo.

What i know is that when u are in a relationship with someone, u always know which one is the 'wheat' and which one is the 'chaff' as u so sdelicately put it. We all know, we just don't want to see it.

Temper Temper. . . . .

All i am saying is the qualities u listed above is what every straight thinking gurl would put down.
So how do we know which is which when 1 million girls share the same qualities??
U dig??

Murray must be on some cheap drugs. . . .

His services have been top draw.
Nadal looks sharp too and the 3rd set is on a knife's edge.
5-4 to Nadal but can he ace this one to win the 3rd set??


ANDY MURRAY beats Nadal!!!

This is one of the best tennis games i have ever seen.
Murray is just too bonz.
He makes it to the FINAL. . . . . What a GAME!!!

Cristalz:
Last i checked,the post wasn't directed at women alone. Its for men too. . .why don't you put up your three most marketable qualities so we'll see if there are any interested buyers

I am no longer in the market.
Hannibal was bought ages ago
The topic is for desperate sissies like DeepZone.

adeboo:
Well besides that i am the bone of his bone, he should marry me -

1) Because i will always add to the value of that person - will forever be an ever appreciating asset.
2) Because i will be a joy to live with and we'll make a beautiful family.
3) Because i will by God's grace meet all my womanly duties at home and am willing to learn even if i don't meet them.  

Cheese n Rice!!!

All the women i have met this year said the same thing.
How are men expected to differentiate between the chaff and the wheat.
I think u need to offer more to stand a chance.

Cristalz:
Ewwwwwwwwww

Isn't that one very risky venture?  

DeepZone is a good handler in pubic region business(She shaves, cleans, kisses, licks, laps, massages et al)
She's got steady hands.

DeepZone:
We are never scared!!!!

Bring it ON!!!

Hannibal sings. . . ."It's gon' be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if Deepzone gets me alarm ringing. . . "

DeepZone:
Are you sure you don't want another wild witch from the wild west?

Wild witch?? I have had many in the past. . . . .
Let it be known i have got a 12 guage shotgun.

DeepZone:
You never tell me why someone should call you the knight of his shining armour?

I would let ma numerous concubines give their review on that. . . . .

DeepZone:
No pun intended, I am obliged to say the truth under nairaland's oath.

U can sort out y'all differences off NL.
Why wash your dirty linen here?

DeepZone:
Pataki's qualities.

1. Cheap, cheaper, cheapest

2. He won the cheapskate award in college(class of 1965).

3. He is presently the president of Nigerian association of Jew men.

Such venom because Pataki refused to penetrate you??
This is unfair o.

DeepZone:
The least you can do is to congratulate me for making the list. It ain't easy, bro.

For admitting u are worthless. . . . .CONGRATULATIONS.

Class? You think that being the most valuable customer(MVC) at the red light zone is classy? good to know.

Won't even DISS u no more.
U have made me day by admitting u are the most worthless Ijesha human mutt.