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Let the games BEGIN.

Murray should just put on his Scottish stubborness.
He should take Roger apart and put himself on the MAP.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. . . . . .The first game was dang too easy for Federer.
He just waltzed through it.

albridge:
because they are confused and don't know what they want. they are even difficult to themselves

I agree 100%
Which explains why they prefer boys as buddies.

sistawoman:
Can you share them with my husband so that he will understand how to understand me?

Why not??
Anything to keep you women on a leash suits me perfectly.

Cristalz:
Its terrible for 'em. I mean,we kill 'em enough already with Gerrard and Torres on ground,but now,with these guys absent.  .  .Lawd have mercy!!
Anyway won't do to get overly confident.Rafa might just have some back-up tricks in his bag. Guess hez gon' miss Crouch just a teensy weensy bit  

There's nuthing the Scousers can do with/without Torres + Gerrard.
Come on. . . . .Gerrard is always in Anderson's backpocket and Torres don't get to kick the ball when Vidic and Rio are featuring.
Can u remember Torres kicking any ball in 180 mins of football against United last season??

manu4laif:
@Hannibal,
I remember not too long ago one knucklehead called Danny Murphy and his better forgotten heroics against us for 2 consecutive seasons(home and away). It's refreshing to now continuously have one over those guys and what a better time than the season we intend to match their 18 top flight titles.

Danny Murphy was a thorn in the flesh. . . . .Jeeeeez!!!!!
I remember him scoring a penalty in 03/04 season at OT.
Imagine the Scousers beating Man Utd at OT. . . . .
Anyways, this season. . . . . . United should win 2-0.

sistawoman:
What would make it pruely sexual if they are dating. He is taking her out, coming to her place to sit on the porch and talk. Calling, checking up on her, singing to her trying to woo the hell out of her. How is that purely sexual.

It's easier said than DONE.

A woman that got carried away on her first date with a man is liable to get carried away AGAIN!!!
Once BANGED, she is always BANGABLE. . . . Thats just the simple truth.

sistawoman:
Joke or no joke the guy is still putting in serious work. She just called me because he set up a date for them on Saturday and called singing to her on the phone in a voice message.

She is eating this up. The guy is working harder than any other chap i know, besides mine of course, now that she has put the brakes on.

Putting in serious work?? I have seen it ALL before.
Maybe the SEX was too dang good and Romeo wants more.
He would get there eventually. . . . .It's only a matter of TIME.

sistawoman:
That is so true. . . . . . . . now what will you do about it?

Trade secrets.

Cristalz:
Ignoring Manucho is synonymous to impossible.

He is deadly.

Have you heard Gerrard is most likely gon' be OUT of Saturday's game @ Anfield?? Recurring groin problem. And with Torres out too (hamstring).  .  .whatever is Rafa gon' do??
  As much as this seems like good news for us,especially with Berba now on board,i feel for Liverpool. But then,who knows,the absence of their two playmakers might make 'em play harder.
  What do you think?

Anfield is United's favourite ground.

In the last 6 league games at Anfield, United have won 5 times and ONE scoreless draw.
Blimey. . . . .we have won there TWICE with 10 men.
One has to think the RUN is gonna end sometime as Rafa Benitez keep getting his head bashed but i hope NOT!!!

Pastor Bakare never ceases to amaze me.

There was a time he predicted OBJ would slump and die. . .
How does he come up with these prophecies annually??
May God help Nigeria.

Cristalz:
Aww. . .thats so sweet of good 'ol Zizou

Even Zidane knows the best player in the world plays for Man Utd.
Nuff said.

I read Campbell still longs for a career at OT despite being on loan for a whole year. I feel for the boi sha. He had to be the sacrificial lamb in the Berba deal. Anyway,if this makes him a better player as a result of the exposure and experience he'll get at Spurs,guess i shouldn't feel too bad.

He was always destined to go on a loan with or without Berbatov.
United woulda bought Huntelaar or Benzema anyways and that would have condemned Campbell to another one year loan to Hull or Swansea.
Ferguson has reassured him his future is in OT so he gast nuthing to worry about.
He will enjoy more appearances in Tottenham than he can ever enjoy at Man Utd. . . . . Manucho is hard to IGNORE.

@ Sistawoman,

Of course, they can date other people.
It means they have come to a conclusion to make it purely a sexual relationship.
That even suits me better and should suit the dude in question.

How does one earn what he has eaten n swallowed.
It's a new challenge as soon as the first night is over.
U wanna stress a guy up after walking away with a woman's goldmine??
It's the joke of the century.

How Come Women Are So Difficult?

Don't belabour the obvious.
Women are naturally difficult and they hear what really wanna hear(not what u say).

Cristalz:
Jeez. . .is this war over Rooney ever gon' end? One week without the Prem and things are already starting to go haywire

The war over Rooney will end if someone can cut off Dayokanu's fingers.

@Reds

Club news. What's new? That's what i want to read,not every word being about Rooney and Podolski.

Rio is now FIT. He should play on Wednesday.
To put icing on the cake, Zidane declared CRISTIANO RONALDO is the BEST player on the PLANET.

debosky:
are you so dumb as to plagiarize Nasri's picture from Arsenal.com to promote your blog?

Just look at how you crudely 'painted' over the EBEL logo and the Arsenal.com credits - why not get a publicly available image

I am sorry, you are not a true gunner, our kind display a higher sense of decency than what you've just done.

The poof epitomises GRADE A stupidity.
Using the internet must be a new experience for him.
He has been pasting every thread with his moronic pictures.
Makes me wonder why IDIOTS support Arsenal.

Where is the Sports Moderator FFS!!!

dayokanu:
Podolski is frustrated because he could not get a starting shirt. He could not get into Bayerns Starting line up because he has 2 players ahead of him whom are well tested at the international level. If Rooney should be in Bayern he would be the 4th choice striker.

If he was prodigious, he would get a starting shirt.
Messi started ahead of Guily, Bojan starts ahead of Eidur Gudjohnsen and Rooney was preferred to Saha when Ruud was at Man Utd.
If Rooney were to be a Bayern player, he would start ahead of those goats u call strikers.

That is what I tell you about your limited footballing knowledge. Podolski did not make that much starts in the 2 seasons he played. in 06/07 Makaay and Pizzaro were ahead of him.
In 07/08, Toni and Klose were the preferred. So where did you get those Starting stats from? Maybe you describe  an 81st minute substitute as a  starter.

Like i keep telling your crack head. . . . . . .Talent comes before age, if Podolski was talented, he would start everytime.
Cesc Fabregas played 150 games for Arsenal as a TEENAGER.
Ronaldo de Lima was 20 when he won the World Player Of The Year. . . . .
Wayne Rooney was 18 when he led England to Euro 2004 --there were players like Heskey and Darius Vassel.

What If Obama Is The Anti-Christ?

How can??
Obama is the Anti-Christ all of a sudden??
What an outlandish question!!!

sistawoman:
Guy meets girl. Guy and girl have sex. Guy really digs girl and wants to get to know her very well despite the fact that they had sex the first night. Girl really likes the guy but wants to be sure he is interested in her and not her toto.

She wants to slow it down. Limit interaction and sexual content. She wants to do what she should have done from the start. She explains this to him and asks that he respects her need to take to slow to be sure they are a proper fit.

How long before the guy looses interest?

My answer about 2 weeks.

This is the best position a man can find himself.

Slow it down?? I would just WALK OFF in me manly strut to anutha one.
There's no deceleration in me life.
I live life on a very fast lane. . . . . .I slam the pedal to the FLOOR.

stillwater:
Lol You remember those shoes, lol

Doyin is about 57.
He fought in the Biafran war so he knows everything.

Yes I do. I even have wigs, he could borrow it to cover his gorimapa.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . . . . .U are a darling. Just help his sorry ass out.
I am still trying to imagine a wing on his paw-paw head. . . . . .James Brown on a red mini-skirt is the closest i can picture.
Jeeeeez, Serena's game is on the tube. . . . . . .
Arrivederci.

doyin13:
Don't mind Jackal. . . .He wears Cortina sandals to go clubbing

Cortina is made for rich kids, abeg.
I am better off!!!
Hannibal remembers when u used to wrap moin-moin leaves around your foot with duct tapes.
Classic improvisation!!!

stillwater:
Lol red mini skirt. What a funny sight!!! I hope the gods won't be angry with us for taunting their "anointed"

Nah. . . . . .Far from it.

They would be angry with Doyin13 for disrespecting em chasing women on a forum.
Worst case scenario, they send thunder to scrape Doyin's scalp and make him bald.
I hope u have got good hair products in your kitty.

doyin13:
Hannibal and Bettes
If una two get any sense at all, you go know not to tackle me at all

What exactly is your problem?
U cannot even type proper pidgin english. . . . . .Are u a plonker!!!

@HANNIBAL

NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY . . . . .YOU ARE STILL A PROPER AKAMU.

Agreed. . . . .

All i need is your confession.
How's your journey to be a juju-man going??

stillwater:
That's not bad now. I'll like to see doyin with a chalk round his eye and a red scarf round his waist.

Red scarf or red mini skirt laced with JAZZ??
He looks like a masquerade already so he might not really need the white chalk.

bettes:
PLS I THINK YOU NEED TO GO BACK INTO BEDSIT AND SLEEP,ALL THIS SHELLINGS IS MAKING ME WEAK.

How dare you?
Doyin13 is a first class student. . . . . .in Yoruba Engineering.
He works with SHELL so he can SHELL.

doyin13:
Okay nowpeace don reign for this thread

I might just manage to stand you Nigerians again

Honestly, we Brits should never have ceded independence to you lot

You are clearly not ready to live as human beings

God punish your kuli-kuli chewing mouth. . .

Look at this illegal immigrant claiming to be British.
Have u heard y'all have to carry a compulsory ID card by the end of the year??
Doyin, ma advice for u is to run back to Nigeria before those peops find u out.


@ Morenike,

I think i can confirm you are manifesting the curses placed on u as a kid.

Who did i report u to on YIM?
Are u out of your freaking mind?? U think i bovver meself with roaches like u?
Go take a walk with HIV virus on the beach. . . . . . Me n u walking on the beach??
Seems u have been on this wet dream for a long time. . . . . .It's good to fantasise.

bettes:
@Hannibal
I think your outbursts are unnecessary, from Morenike's post she's trying to call a truce so please grow up and let peace reign.
PLS WHAT'S THIS THREAD ABOUT AGAIN

I have told Morenike 1000 times that i cannot stand her.
She should get that message already and move on.
I come to this forum to enjoy maself and have brilliant debates with like minds. . . .
Hell, i didn't come here to mingle with any ignoramus.

stillwater:
Lol Yoruba tech. . . Doyin is that true?

Don't make fun of Doyin13??
His greatest wish is to become a world famlous yoruba witch doctor.
What a dream!!!

doyin13:


Look at this Ansar Ud Deen alumnus

I go jus call Morenike back

Call her and she gets bludgeoned. . . .I don't even wanna know if she's a female or billy goat.
She comes back, she gets bashed.
Morenike is like a VERMIN. . . . . I can't stand her around me.
She's got a virtual Body Odour.

stillwater:
He doesn't sound like a ghetto child to me.  His outburst touched me.

He is unserious. . . . . . .
U can never catch Doyin13 serious. . . . . .
I met some of his mates in the Uni and they all said the same thing.
When a brilliant chap chooses to read Yoruba Technology as a course in the Uni(what do u expect)??

stillwater:
Awww are you serious?

Doyin is never serious.

Besides, he stays in Peckham.
Killing is like handshakes in his postcode so it's a normal thang.
Doyin13 should move out of Peckham and stop being a ghetto child.

doyin13:
Off to bed now

Nonsense

I bloody hate Nigerians

You can start maiming your siblings if u hate NIGERIANS u this fucking instigator.

The rule is simple. . . . . Tell your hoochie mommas to stay out of ma way.
I mind the people i converse with. . . . . .Morenike CAN NEVER EVER have the brain power to hold a conversation with me.
Knowing u have an attraction for numbskullz. . . . .Put her on a leash and warn her for the umpteenth time to stop having clitoral erections on me.
That is so simple to understand.


[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=168574.msg2768680#msg2768680 date=1220837648]ok, oya, come and cry on my shoulder.
but sweet hannibani, you're not suppose to care if my kids grow up or not.
On a serious note, chill n relax, stop huffing. Goshhhhhhhhhhh, Nigerians, we try o.
Hey sweetie, want to play doctor and patient? [/quote]If you are ovulating and need a quick shag, a maize comb should fit ur cooch.
Cry on those ugly shoulders of yours?? Am i crazy??
U need a full cosmetic surgery to get a chance so stop dreaming. . . .

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=168574.msg2768664#msg2768664 date=1220837203]Even pepeye get more grey cells up there than you.

Maybe you should go and converse with those. . . . weting you call am. . . . eye dudu by your windows. Feel like Romeo too na,

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, my family house? Why na? Honey, many have tried, all have been conquered. Dig out one of their graves and ask them [/quote]Reading ur comments even show u have the brain power of that louse in ur pubic hair.
U are not different to an illiterate.
Pepeye or Popeye. . . . . Thatz your fucking funeral, not mine.


[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=168574.msg2768663#msg2768663 date=1220837112]Oh yea, Hannimal, wetin you dey mingle?
No mind me jare. Mingle what your mama gave ya Me, I dey do salsa, cool eh? [/quote]U think i care if ur kids grow??
I don't roll with dumb haggard hawks like u. . . .
To me you are just like a passing housefly on a busy street.
Just stay out of the way or you get bashed. . . . .Ma 2 cents.


@ Doyin13,

Go Bleep yourself.

doyin13:
Oh Dear. . . . . You lot I have to go to work in the morning

but all this angst has wiped off all the sleep from my eye

THIS IS KAK MAN

Shut the Bleep up!!!

You brought the nymphet into this. . . .
When educated fools like u worship and run after babes looking like Nollywood house-girls. . . . .Why ain't i surprised??
A pre-med student on a forum trading her clitoris for human mutts like u. . . . . Pathetic!!!

Morenike or fuckever moronic name u call yourself. . . . . I am way above your league.
You are too spastic to even qualify to converse with me.
All those yoruba curses u spewing would go directly back to your family house. . . . Shit don't belong to me.
By the time u rot n die e-fucking NL boys, it would dawn on your ugly ass one day. Cheapskate.
See her posing like a regular bread hawker in Ajegunle.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=168574.msg2768638#msg2768638 date=1220836022]Oh no! Not all of us do that. Not all of us are like you.
I am worse than Lucifer of course, thank you. If that is what you think, cool. \
They are sensible. . . .they know better.[/quote]Thanx for the acknowledgement.

The only snag is this overblown, uncouth and gorilla,ugly shit-faced LovePeddler trying to sneak into a discussion of intellectuals.
I just dunno why some twats complicate their own existence by shooting their mouths without keeping an eye on it.
What a minger!!!

doyin13:
what is going on here

It seems my innocuous comment has brought disaster

Mancs on each other's throat

Nuthing is going on.
Nice try though, but i aint fazed.

Jackalwoman wrapper. Berra stick to Morenike u hear.

Cheese n Rice. . . . .

Of all the Hippos on national discovery, that thing??
I don't hang around tramps. . . . . I am allergic to cheap nymphets.
I would rather Bleep OFF to the Abbey and be a reverend father.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=168574.msg2768612#msg2768612 date=1220835201]You really think your life is that interesting that I go after you?
Boy, I'D rather watch National Geographic all day long.[/quote]I can't be bovvered with the TV channel u watch.
U can tune to Playboy TV with KY jelly for all i care.

If your life was that great on Nairaland, I would be very very happy to spend it actually going after you.
I have so much more to say but I am going to keep it in me because I won't want any of my sweethearts to think I am a devil.

They already know u are worse than Lucifer.
What you do now changes nuthing about u.
Keep up the good work.