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@ Dayokanu,

The deal has been done 15 mins ago.
I am watching SKYSPORTS now and Madrid confirmed the whole deal is DONE.
Papers have been faxed and processed.
It serves those fucking Chavs right with their arrogance. . . . . .They were selling shirts like twats.

tng:
@Hannibal
Take your time oh.

Don't be MAD at me, babes.

How many times have y'all hijacked United's players in the past?
Ballack-Robben-Essien-Mikel and Anelka.
I can go on and on.

mesmya:



that is y i said no real man,as long as d man aint lacking what is he looking for?

its only a heartless man that will do that a woman that cooks well and satisfies her hubby weneva he wants as tried very well,so sweetie what else does a man want,what?

A man wants the BEST. I repeat, THE BEST.
How do we know the best if we don't try 3 or MORE.

Geniall:
Too bad they're such numbskulls, always ending up on the losing side.

It aint about being numbskulls.
Testosterone is the KEY.

onyinye2:
Start shopping for your strip jump suit and add hand cuff while you are at it.

U babes forget one thang. . . . .

A woman can switch off at any moment before and even during sex.
For a man, there's a gunline.
Once u let him get to that gunline and refuse. . . . . .U are asking for trouble.
The moral of the story is. . . . . .Don't SMELL what u won't EAT.

mesmya:
take couples for example,what do u think most women do to keep their man beside them,if not cook well and make the man happy sexually,yes some of u men r dogs and will still go out to get it elsewhere,but a real man wouldnt,because he knows that d woman is trying to make him happy
sex and food r one of d most important thing in a relationship,especially in marriage

I agree with u.

However, the sex and food must be nothing less than 110%.
If the man can find somebody else willing to do more than the house-wife, the man would jump at that opportunity.
It's the survival of the SWEETEST.

Real Madrid have agreed a fee to sell Robinho to Man City.
The DEAL is done.
SKYSPORTS just reported the DEAL is done and Robinho is now a CITY PLAYER.
The paperwork has been porcessed and all the dotted lines have been signed.

Chelsea fans, Eat ur HEARTS out.

Geniall:
My point is, once it's called "rape", it becomes criminal. So the topic is kind of begging the question.
As to your point, what if the guy says a brisk no, even after penetration, isn't he being raped? 

Men are NOT designed to say NO after penetration, senora.
The wetness and warmth of a woman's clutch is so hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Wenger is keeping this under wraps.
As soon as he passes his medical in the next 20, y'all would hear about it.
Fasten ur seat belts.

The way to a man's heart is SEX??
I disagree with y'all.

How many women are GOOD in bed??
Sometimes, men don't even want to get into bed with some certain kinda women cos they are pathetic in the art of love making.
Should that babe make herself available 24/7 for sex, she would still be playing 2nd fiddle to a sexpert.

Queenisha:
I knew you'll come in and change the whole topic.
but you're right
don't know about the percentage though

The percentage should be higher than that. . . .The stat i provided flatters em chics especially in the UK.
Many men make sure babes are 100% up for it before they go all the way.
Sometimes, they have a tape recorder on to avoid any kinda fuckery!!!

@ Geniall,

Once the babe in question whimpers a weak NO. . . . . even after penetration, it is deemed to be RAPE.

Reports coming from Italy/Argentina. . . . .

Esteban Cambiasso of Inter Milan is having his medicals at the Emirates.
The deal is worth 11 million pounds.
Wenger has done it again.

Rape Isn't Always Criminal.

Of course, 60% of the time, rape isn't criminal.
When these chics get high, they are Hot and they want IT.
At dawn, they think about the whole saga and feel used especially if the guy gets cocky about the whole shenbang.
She wants vengeance and dials 999. . . . . . I WAS RAPED!!!

@ Cristalz,

I dont stammer. . . . . . . . . . Far from it!!!

The prospect of Berbatov joining that United attack is appealing.
Berba-Tev-Roo-Ron-Manucho. . . . . .What a combo!!!!
I cannot wait to transfer Berbatov on me FIFA 08 and play em against Bayern Munich.

vicade:
Now Robinho to man city for £32.5m. These SSN Guys are unbelieviable.

Ibime should suffer a heart attack for this news.
I am loving Man City, it's about time those Chavs feel short-changed.

Did u see Berbatov shaking hands with Fergie n David Gill at OT?
Look at his black short-sleeve shirt n his long nose. . . . Dimitar looked so happy.
I heard SAF went to pick him up at the airport himself.

@ Dayokanu,

Ronaldo playing for Portugal is different when playing for Man Utd.
Lahm would be dealing with the rampant HOLY TRINTITY who only failed once to SCORE in over 50 games they played together last season.
There's no defence in the world that can cope with RO-TE-RO playing together.
Def'ly not Bayern Munich.

dayokanu:
Yes can I have Man Utd In the UCL second round!!! I don't want any group stage meeting because Bayern has a way of pitying man Utd in Group stages.

Remember 1999, when we had qualified comfortably beating Barca home and way but we allowed Man Utd to get off with 2 draws thereby qualifying behind us. Same in 2002 But when we meet in Knock outs; Home and away, Its a sure bet!!!!

Bayern wallops Utd

Ronaldo versus Lahm is appealing to the eye. . . . .
I cannot wait to play Bayern in the UCL and send the pathetic HOLLYWOOD FC team to hell.
Would the misfiring Luca Toni and the handicapped Miroslav Klose find joy against Vidic and Rio??
Time will tell. If we get Berbatov and can keep the 1st team FIT throughout the season, we would retain our TITLES.

GO UNITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTED!

@ Dayokanu,

Ronaldo became an instant HIT the day he signed a 12 milla deal at Man Utd.
His debut was also sensational. . . . . .United were o'utta sorts against Bolton at OT. . . . .It was deadlocked.
Ferguson felt enough was enough and introduced his prodigious talent in the 70th minute.
After 20 mins of his magical display, he unlocked Bolton and United scored 4 goals before the final whistle.
That was what made Ronaldo a STAR because of the euphoria caused by the British media. Man Utd is a big team.
You need to see the way Djemba Djemba made a name for himself in Cameroon just because he was lucky enough to wear the red SHIRT.

SKYSPORTS have just shown Berbatov/Ferguson/David Gill at OT LIVE tying up the nitty gritties of this deal.
Now i can confirm Berbativ would be a United player in the next 2 hrs.
United's rivals should take COVER. We now have the best STRIKE FORCE in the universe.
Can we have Bayern in the UCL, please??

dayokanu:
Nani Starter for Portugal?, Evra for France, Saha starter for France,

U amaze me!!!

In 2004, Costinha just won the UCL for FC Porto. In 2004 C.Ronaldo and Deco did not start it was until the old guard bleeped up it was until the 3rd game before Ronaldo started So much for the Man utd wonderkid
What the likes of Figo(UCL 2002), Rui Costa (UCL 2003), Costinha (UCL 2004), Deco (UCL 2004), Maniche, did in those years C. Ronaldo was still in diapers at that time. in 2004 these players had a higher profile than C.Ronaldo

All those players were unknown in em days. . . . . Porto in 2004 Champions league were like Greece after Euro 2004.
How many players in that posse have gone to become World Player of the Year or European Player of the year??
They just bamboozled their way to the Cup and thatz about that.
Costinha, Deco and Maniche?? If the visually-impaired line assistant hadn't ruled out Scholesy's perfect goal, Porto woulda been eliminated.
They were largely a mediocre team who just got lucky.

dayokanu:
It is not compulsory for Portugal to play with 2 wingers yhey had a lot of midfield talents that they could close one wing while Figo Man one.

Rui Costa, Deco, Simao, Costinha, Maniche, Tiago, Beto, Petit and co.

If Fabregas was that much of a prodigious talent like the EPL made us to believe, he would hold a shirt.

Kranjcar surrendered his place to Modric, Olic and Rakitic. Chimbonda?? Babel was not even remembered

As at 2004, it was very compulsory for Portugal to play with 2 wingers.
Besides, Ronaldo was playing for Man Utd then. . . . .Playing for the best club in the world and wearing David Beckham's shirt.
It woulda been difficult to overlook Ronaldo who won the FA cup for Man Utd in his debut season.

Rui Costa, Costinha and all those pillocks starting ahead of Ronaldo?? Are u on cheap spliffs??
Those twats will not even get into the United team let alone displace the prodigious Cristiano.
Should Nani be starring for Portugal at 20? That shows the power of the Premiership.
Anderson @ 19 represented Brazil at Copa America. . . . . You think he wlda been noticed at Porto?? Dayo. . . . .it's time to do some soul searching.

Fabregas can never displace tested and proven players like Xavi, Iniesta and Marcos Senna.
Lets face it, these are top players. What Xavi n Iniesta did for Barcelona in 05/06, Cesc is light years below it.
These dudes won the European double when Cesc was still trying to carve out a name for himself.
Are u aware if Arteta plays for Man Utd he woul be an automatic starter for Spain??

dayokanu:
Bundesliga provided more players at the Euro cup. More African export to the EPL I guess.

You forgot England did not qualify. . . . .add 23 players to EPL's contribution and tell me if Bundesliga coulda matched that.

How old is Fabregas? How old was Ronaldo in 2004 Euro cup where he was the star of the Portuguese team. How old was Petr Cech in Euro 2004, How old was Ronaldo Lima at the world cup 1998, How old was Michael Owen in 1998? How old was Thierry Henry in France 1998 and these guys I mentioned made their mark despite having already established household names. Like Sheringham, Andy Cole, Sergio Conceicao, Romario, Edmundo, Christophe Duggarry and co

Ronaldo was 19 in 2004 but how many wingers can Portugal boast of then??
Portugal is a small country with limited resources so don't compare.
Ronaldo de Lima, Petr Cech, Henry were all prodigious talents in their time and the EPL was light years below other leagues in em days.
Since 2006, things have changed. EPL have been the MECCA of Football.
Every player wants to come to England(despite the shitty weather) to showcase his talents.

@ Presido1,

That game was played on saturday.
United's under 18 won 2-0.

dayokanu:
Another of your anal discharge
Why didnt Hitzlsperger make the Mannschaft while at Villa, Why was Hargo Englands best player at the world cup.
Just the way Fabregas a regular for Arsenal EPL team of the season was a starter for Spain, Reina and Almunia were regulars too Xabi Alonso, Or Ryan Babel, Kranjacar, Chimbonda,

Stop bleating like an IDIOT. . . . . .

EPL provided more players at the world cup more than any other league.
When Hitzlsperger was in his PRIME, EPL was weak.
Since 2005, EPL has grown in size and quality and many players see England as the mecca of football.

How old is Fabregas? Under normal circumstances, he shouldn't even be getting a call-up as Arsenal isn't even a top top club in the EPL.
The influence of EPL have helped him so much he gets a call-up in the extra-talented Spanish's midfield.
Should Gomes join Man City in this new revolution that might eclipse that of Chelsea, he would be Germany's number one striker.

dayokanu:
Its either you play in a top club or you play at Home. You stand a better chance of playing for your national team if you play in a mid table team in your country than if you play in a mid table outside.

FAUX!!!!
Most teams in the EPL are better than Bundesliga anyways.
The Premiership is clearly the best league in Europe so if Mario Gomes goes to Sunderland, he would play for Germany.

E.G Owen Hargreaves (UCL and several Bundesliga winner) was overlooked time and again when he was in Munich even in 2006 he was not a regular, played off position and at the end of the Tournament he was Englands best player.

Do u want to compare English Premiership to Bundesliga now?
Capello would choose an English player in Aston Villa before considering an English player in Bayern Munich.
The Premiership provided the highest number of players at the last world cup.
Once a player plays in the PREM constantly, he is an automatic player for his national team.


P.S. According to SSN, Berbatov is undergoing medical at Man Utd.

dayokanu:
Why not Manchester Village,

That is the end of his international career if he goes to City. Poldi gets a look in despite being a bench warmer because he plays for Bayern.

Ask Hitzlsperger why he left Villa for Stuttgart. National Jersey.

Says who?
Ballack plays where and is his international career over??
What about Jens Lehmann before his move o'utta Arsenal?
Man City might even launch Mario Gomes' career if he moves here? What if he bangs 25 goals for City??

Can Bundesliga clubs pay his wages??
Y'all are cheapskates.
Mario Gomes might be a Man City player by tomorrow.

loyika:
Well i was going to say; GONE!!

But let me just wait and see what pans out

GOONER 89

P.S. Guess Fletcher will be important this season afterall

Fergie has a plan B should Berba move to Man City.
Fletcher?? He is Premiership's hottest property now.
2 goals in 2 league games?? He would outscore Adebayor this season.

@ Loyika,

That gist is STALE!!!!
Tell us something NEW.

vicade:
Diego forlan ?
Kanoute?
Postiga?
Kezman?
Shevchenko?

some guys don't just cut it in the premiership for some bizzare reasons. Not every signing can be a torres or a RVN. Think how long it took drogba and benjani to adapt. ADAPTATION to the premier league as soon as possible for a striker is important.

Torres?
RVN?
Santa Cruz?
Berbatov?
Hasselbaink?
Yakubu?

@ Manu4laif,

Ferguson WILL NEVER speak to Berbatov without permission.
Besides, Berbatov arrived in a private jet so this wasn't a Cashley Cole kinda arrangement.
Daniel Levy is obviously lying or acting up to bump up the transfer fees. . . . The more he FRONTS, the more likely the fees would go high.

Owen was a premiership striker when he joined Liverpool.
What has he really achieved?
Ruud was a stranger in the PREM when he clinched UEFA golden boot on his debut season and finished 2nd in the EPL's scorer's charts.
All those talks about Premiership experience is hogwash. . . .Huntelaar would score goals at Man Utd.
The set-up already in place is perfect for him.

vicade:
he might follow the money you know . Abu Dhabi can offer £200,000 per week. The Glazers are yet to repay the loan they used to buy manchester united.
But i vouch that he will sign for united. The drama is just so nice
still waiting on wenger though

I would be amazed if he goes to Man City!!!
The prospect of playing with world class players like Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez and Scholes is too appealing.
My point is why spend so much on Berba-SULK when £20 million is enough to get Huntelaar out of Ajax.
I still don't know why Fergie thinks Dimitar is United's solution.

Arsene Wenger?? He has been turned down by Liverpool.
Alonso is staying at Anfield so all Wenger has to toy with is Joe Barton and Wilson Oruma.

vicade:
Daniel Levy, chairman of spurs has not given manchester united permission to talk to berbatov which means they have not yet accepted a bid from manchester united according to sky sports news presenters.

Real Madrid have taken their hands off so it's between Man City and Man Utd.
Which would Berba choose?? European Champions or perennial losers??
It's no brainer.

vicade:
Abu Dhabi

Dr. Sulaiman Al Fahim is what he is called.
I heard he is TEN TIMES richer than Roman Abrahamovic.
Michel Platini and Sepp Blatter will be very PISSED.

@ tkb417,

It seems the new money is now in Man City.
The new owner is bidding for Berbatov, David Villa and Mario Gomez.
Where are all these funds coming from??

Real Madrid have denied bidding for Dimitar Berbatov.
***i am relieved***
Some sources are saying Huntelaar was spotted in Manchester Airport earlier today.

vicade:
So city,real madrid and united are all in for berbatov.
Sir Alex seems to have lost his focus in the transfer market and i think( though not certain), it is because carlos queiroz has left. remember it was carlos queiroz that signed ronaldo with his connections even when wenger wanted him then and carlos os very good in all this kind of stuff.United typically should have avoided all this late drama. Now their strike force of tevez, berbatov and rooney could be worth about 90 million pounds in transfer fees and they call chelsea big spenders.

7 hours to go

What has Carlos gotta do with this? He was instrumental in signing the Portugese speaking players at Man Utd(thatz not abracadabra).
Wenger holds the KEY in the French market, Benitez has his way in the Spanish market and Sir Alex is the godfather of British players.
There's nuthing CQ coulda done to this Berbatov saga so stop raising this unnecessary alarm.

Call Chelsea big spenders?? No way.
United have always been the spenders.(Veron £28m, Rio £30m, Van Nistelrooy £19m, Rooney £30m)
Chelsea who??

P.S. Man Utd have been given the permission to speak to Berbatov.