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tkb417:
@Hannibal
hehehehe
wait a little longer? till midnight i suppose?
Noway!! let him buy Berba and add Milito and then massacre clubs like Bayern when we meet.

can't wait for us to beat Zenith in the UCL
Those guys are murfckers on drugs!!!!
where on earth did they get that Danny from?
ooops!! SAF should send spies to Russia. There are very good and dangerous players in that league

vicade:
I just heard that too on sky sports news. Guess the next eight hours will be decisive. The presenters on sky sports news also said that it is possible sir alex has someone else up his sleves. Only time will tell. Under 8 hours to go.

Over to the gunner thread

Jids:
DREAM ON GIRL

vicade:
If man city have actually offered over 30 million pounds to break the british transfer record, then all spurs have to do is reject all lower offers including offers from manchester united. so it is either berbatov signs for man city, stays at spurs or fergusson matches manchester citys bid and signs him.

Fergusson is to blame for all this. he should have wrapped up the deall long ago. Spurs were right to hold out and now they have more cash thanks to the new guys that just bought man city this morning. I guess sir alex thought this was going to be easy like the carrick situation.

In a nutshell, i believe berbatov will enventually sign for manchester united but sir alex has to pay the price

Jids:
The king of idiot, you should be contesting for the MOST STUPID PERSON ON HEART. YOU THIS LAY ABOUT FARGOT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH AT ME.

IF YOU LIKE YOU DIE AND YOU GO DIE FOR NOTHING AND THEM GO TAKE YOUR BODY GO POLICE STATION, YOU DIE WRONGFULLY.

BABER IS GOING TO CITY, AH AH AH AH

Sisikill:
Good spanking or bad spanking? Oh you did say on the knee. . . okay, okay no spanking! I'm sorry, I'll go back to my Green apple diet and I'm going back to the literature section like my good friend suggested. I came, I saw but I didn't conquer.

You aren't really angry. . . are you?

Hannibal comes into the scene, he is holding a rugby stick

Hannibal - Surely there is more to it. Some hidden fees, contract. . . kissing, candle light dinners, feeding each other and sending cards?

Sisikill - Nope, nope no hidden fees, no kissing or candle lit dinners. Just two guys being friends.

Eldee - Neato! How do I start?

Sisikill - It’s easy. First, Hannibal put down the stick, now give ne your hand and yours too, Eldee.

Sisikill joins both hands

Sisikill - Now walk to the field and after 2 mins, stop holding your hands.

Eldee and hanibal walk a couple of feet and then turn,

Hannibal - Wow! This isn't bad.

Eldee - I agree

Sisikill - Told you, easy as ABC.

Hannibal & Eldee - Thanks Sisikill.

Sisikill - No problem guys. That’s why I am here.

Leilah:
only problem is they are ugly mof's

Sisikill:
Butter and Beans!!!! How many times to I gotta say it. . . . no one says you should ditch girls!! I'm saying. . . wait a sec, me is beginning to think the gentleman doth protest too much. Hmmmmm ^Thinking

Maximum security prison? Are they going to throw the keys away too? Oh You! I'm not up and up in the bondage speak but I know they say something about locking themselves up and throwing away the keys. I think it's got something to do with having all the time in the world for rrrrrravishiiiiiing. Grrrrrrl! Hubba hubba  

Moyola:
In diz case, yeah d man iz heartless, stupid. . . . . n d woman's rily stupid!!

eldee:
^{Damn . . . Weak point noted}

So your uncles and cousins are not 'mentally mature'
They don't tell their mates 'I love you bro'?

mactao:
@Sisikill
NIGERIAN MEN, WE'RE A LOST CAUSE.

I've Had Enough Of Men!

thandie:
guys imagine this scenario:

you meet this girl whom you think is "the one".
you are a somewhat conservative guy who believes a girl should abstain from sex till marriage or basically you would rather have a girl who hasn't had sex till she meets you so you can be the one to introduce her to the delights of sex.

sadly, girl in question has had sex.

you are open minded enough to accept that but you would want to know the circumstances in which it happened.

what would you rather hear:
would you rather,
a) she had a great love in her life that didn't work out or
b) she just decided to do it because she was curious about sex, no serious emotional attachment to the guy in question


now i know what y'all are thinking-
you're thinking i'm trying to pick your brains to cook up a big fat lie to tell my boyfriend, or tailor my story so that he'll accept me the way i am,

actually, i am.


so help please because i don't want to lose him.

Sisikill:
Rotflmao! Feeding each other and exchanging cards. . . Is this what you really think this is about? No wonder you guys are so unreceptive to BROMANCE!  Do me a favor and read the first post, okay?

Heterophobia. . . lmao! You slay me!!!   

Sisikill:
Ah ha! I knew you didn't read it!!!

Locked up eh? Hmmm, never tried that kind of bondage but I'm always open to warreva! I've been a baaaad girl! Oh la la!

By the way, your predilection towards kinky stuff gives me hope. It's only a matter of time. . . just a matter of time.

Pataki:
Can someone please remind what position ManU occupy on the premiership table at the moment?

tng:
Allow us? Common man you know we just let you have it. Big brother is back for the title.

doyin13:
The problem is. .both males and females have been reading that sig. Nyama