₦airaland Forum

ireneony:
how come most nairaland men are average/ugly looking

And let us see your own Picture without Makeup..Una women no fine na makeup..We guys dont use anything,the worse we can do is barb our hair and we are good to go..I see my female neighbours in the morning and i hiss.after they don bath finish they start looking like cinderella..I think there should be a no makeup day for all females,wahali,no man would toast you all that day..The Best invention is the Make-up..Nonesense

The Buhari part got me cracking..wetin concern buhari for here?Hiaaannnn...lol omolola15 come and see this ohh..We dey talk about Sex postion the mumu dey talk about Economy..I don dieee.

Seye,One of my church nigga's then..Got a Nitel Sim,Dude went to bury it when he got an MTN Line..Crazy dude..Nitel koo,Intel nii..Rubbish people's

Fortissimo:
So my people, my visa was approved today which is exactly 120 days before the start date on my I-20. My interview itself was very short with just 3 questions, so I will try describe my general experience today to add more benefit for those that may want to have an idea of how things might work.

Got to the consulate about 45mins before my scheduled time and was immediately accosted by some "gentleman" that tried to convince me that my printouts had to be coloured, stapled in some certain way, some new requirement/ regulation, etc. He tried leading me to his shop near the carpark to do the needful and obviously part with some money. From the knowledge gained on NL I knew to steer clear away from him and other shysters.

So I joined the queue but I guess I was a bit early as they were calling people for an earlier time slot. Met a lady and her brother who had come to renew their H1b visas and I made small talk with the lady. Tried making small talk with some other female F1 applicant but she wasn't having much of it. Perhaps nerves?

They finally called us to go through but some people were held back because they brought in prohibited items. This obviously delayed them. I think there is a rule that you have to join the queue from the back if you have to step away to drop prohibited items.

So finally entered the highly venerated US Consulate! Joined a queue that I thought led directly to the VOs. I started hearing the infamous speakers announcing denials...So the queue coordinator told me to go to a window and I thought wow finally! I walked up to the window full of nerves...the lady there wanted to take my biometrics and asked me to place my left hand fingers...I kept placing my right hand fingers until she repeatedly chided me. Mehn I thought wow this interview is going downhill. She asked for my documents and I struggled to pass them through the little slit until she told me just to slide them in. She did some checking and handed me back my passport with my I20 inside. I though I had been denied! I stared at her dumbfounded and refused to collect the documents until she said I was to go give them to the actual VO! I was surprised sef cos she had a Nigerian accent and I expected a VO with an American accent.

So I joined the real queue to speak to the VO...she was very respectful and courteous. Greeting people even before they reached her cubicle. Even those that she denied, she denied respectfully.

So now the transcript:

VO: Please pass your documents...just your passport. Are you a student? Ok please pass your I-20 as well. Ok...so tell me about your travel plans.

Me: I am going to Mississippi State University (MSU) for my Masters in Chemistry. I will be working with Dr. Bleep in the synthesis of natural products and I expect to use the skills I learn in MSU, when I come back to work for a pharmaceutical research institute in Nigeria.

VO: Typing...So where are you working / are you working currently?

Me: I used to work in Bleep but resigned 6 months ago to give myself sufficient time to prepare my applications and prepare for studies at the graduate level.

VO: Typing...so how are you financing your studies?

Me: I was awarded full financial aid by the school. I also have some additional personal funds.

VO: Typing...Ok I will approve your visa...(couldn't hear much past this point. she gave me the white slip and said I would need my I-20 and Sevis receipt when I enter the US).

At numerous points in the interview (especially during the pauses) I started having doubts that maybe I might be denied. I had to keep pushing those thoughts away.

Glory be to God alone!

NL is a treasure trove of info. We even have threads here that VOs themselves respond to queries. I also encourage applicants to look through the US Embassy (Nigeria)'s youtube videos, facebook page and also educationusa's facebook page. Knowledge is power.

NL is an information hub..Still wondering why Seun hasnt taken NL further than this..We should have more than the 1.5million members we have here and just like FB and Twitter,every Nigerian Household should know Nairaland..Congrats once again

song wey i download..danced to it when i woke up 4AM yesternight..I don saabi the lyrics off hand sef...Bad belle people's omolola15 shey u don hear am?Bad belle pipu...

Gext:
Don't Compare my America to your country ever again.
There is no similarity whatsoever. We don't vote for divisive presidents and pseudo Democrats.

Bros don vex..Ahahahahahaha..

veekid:
90k ,a room self contain, Ibadan (bashorun)

Thats good..Mine is 85K a room sef contain,Apete..Nice apartment..Make we hook up Ib peeps..Sent you a PM

Toks2008:
Walahi i have never seen him or even chatted with him before...all i know is that he is one guy im yet to understand how he copes with his efficacious duties as a mod on nairaland.

He is not a Human being..He is an Alien...Seun sef never see am before..

Tem12:
Hmmm..

no pretty ladies for Nigeria again..

na Ghana den full..

awon lo tie mo...

When na Yanga una dey do..how he no go go Ghana..Me na Somalia i dey go sef..

Abudu2000:
why are these bloggers deceiving the public for Christ sake,the use of dollars for international trade is a policy already made and sealed in the UN, unless the country wants to face sanction no one can change that treaty,so don't get your hopes up....even if you want to import from China you have to convert to dollar since the world bank deals in dollars
smh for Dollards!!!

omolola15 come and see this again.

TPAND:
Thumbs up man.
I have been thinking I was the only one in Nigeria that understands the International Commercial Terms and Laws. all international trade in the world is transacted in dollars. It amazes Nigerians are falling for the cheap APC media stunt as usual.
China wants to give Nigeria Yuan in exchange for a payback in dollars. China is so smart, give them yuan, protect their foreign reserve and the detriment of Nigeria paying back in dollars

omolola15 come and see this again..We are being sold again..

refiner:
.......funny!

never mind tho!...I don't need ur aid any longer!

Ok

refiner:
.......it won't reduce ur height if u show me some love....will it?

It would my dear..I be short guy before sef..make I come dey campaign?Noooo..except if the candidate would give me a piece of the meat between her legs..

profojah2:
I'm not always gentle on Fridays..

You looking for supporter or a campaign manager?.. Dearie, I'm not in for that shiit but I can recommend you a vibrant dude here.. Very lively and ginger sombori

Oya happney65.. refiner needs your attention!

Bros,I no do jooo..shey she wan give me pussssyyy nii?If not,I no do.. na missspicy i want..

Kenya has being in the news lately..Very Odd news..Btw,The girls no fine sef..Rubbish..

Acidosis:
These people do not know the side effects of make-up. It makes women ugly after some years

You have to keep using it to hide the gradual ugly transformations on the skin. The more you want to cover your flaws, the more the face shrinks.

Not even years bro..Na so i saw one of my EX.I no even recognize her again,whereas when you see her pix she go dey look like Cinderella..she did not put on makeup that day,made her look much darker i could not recognise her again..Then i knew the effects of too much makeup..something she no dey do before..she would only apply little makeup

I use Idirabata network..Dont ask me their coverage area ohh..but i sha know say them fast gann..

IYANGBALI:
Na small she take better olajumoke



















I hear say peek no dey tire am

Yes na true...

FreeBSD:
You are speaking in tongues. No woman has right to lay hand on man.

Henhen?So it is a Man that has a right to beat a woman?I wont be surprised if you beat your wife or girlfriend..You are a real dumbass

omolola15:
Peeeerrrrrveeerrrrttt I know wey you be bad boy since day 1. You can't talk for 1 hour without talking about bleeping. hope sey you never peep for Mr & Mrs Bankole before?

Nooooo..Na only that one i never do..I no go do that one...

omolola15:
BAD guy. I know 1 guy like you. His name is happney65 the dude na 1 kind pervert like you

Am a Pervert too,but no be that kain pervert..I used to peep when my paddies dem and neighbours they fuccckkkk if chance dey to peep..If i hear any bleeping activity going on,i listen attentively and stop everything i dey do.. .But he no reach the level wey i go dey press woman without her consent..No Lailai..

FreeBSD:
Mtcheew.

He could have denied it and beat the hell out of the girl. Is the girl stronger than he is? What does she mean.

I wish I was the guy. I will do more than touching her body then destroy the body at the end with beating.

Nonsense.

Nonesense...I wont be surprised if you are a rapist..You mean even when you are at fault you can still claim innocence?Something is really wrong with the type of guys we have these days..I wonder how you would treat your would be wife.. omolola15 profojah2 come and see this nigga..

megabyte2:
From The Polytechnic Ibadan

Which Department if I might ask?

Why do you want to know?Do you want to go and rob them?

By that time,You Religious People would know the world isnt coming to an end,either today nor tommorow..And i hope Nigerians would have dropped the toga of religious thinking and embraced critical thinking.. omolola15

cremedelacreme:
Na everybody be actress now? I have never seen this girl in any Nollywood movie ooo

Na Ghollywood she dey appear.